#he’s 5’3 btw

[madcomfan]

Hank, what do you have there?

Go in grab any supplies or information from the AAHW base that was all they had to do

“Alright Hank signal if you find anything on your end we’ll do the same”

a nod was all Deimos had got in return as Hank walked toward the left wing of the building finding a door with a warning label on the side ‘hmm, must be important’ Hank thought as he walked in the room finding several agents, engineers, and soldats in the room

They seemed to be guarding a clone chamber, it was in vain though, they just added to his body count, and one accidentally hit the open button for the cloning machine and it swung open slightly startling Hank making him prepare an attack until he saw nothing in his field of view until he looked down.

.

.

.

A child

He tilted his head in confusion and the child did the same than he picked it up and observed it more

Very small, he could pick it up with one hand if it wouldn’t hurt it, white fluffy hair, and some kind of mark on its left cheek

He sat down and lifted a hand to trace it till the kid grabbed his finger with its own hand and lightly chewed on it

That settles it he’s bringing it home, he opened the top part of his shirt and tucked the child so it wouldn’t be seen by anyone, clutched it gently, and left the room but not before grabbing the clipboard with what was most likely important papers

“Hank! There you are!” “Where were you we need to go- wait why are you grabbing your chest like that?” “Guys we need to go cmon!”

When they got to the truck Sanford and Deimos both saw Hank carefully get in the back which concerned them both as they drove back to base

When they returned they went inside and brought what they found to 2BDamned, when Hank handed him the clipboard 2B noticed how carefully he was clutching his abdomen

He knew Hank long enough that he only did this with anything fragile “Hank let me see what you have.” ‘No’ “Hank..”

*I need you to use your imagination here, Hank trying to simultaneously keep the child away from 2b and 2b trying to grab whatever he thinks is under Hank’s jacket :)*

Once he had managed to take the small grunt from Hank’s grasp he looked at it shooked then back to Hank then to the child then to Hank

“Hank… why did you have a child with you”

[charmedreincarnation]

hey i finally entered void after 4.5 months!! i can’t believe my life is so so fun now!!!

what i used :

• tumblr for resources; i learnt a lot from bloggers post which introduced me to void.

• subliminals on youtube: i just listened to it twice daily but i think u can skip this step

it was such a struggle at first but i let all the tension go away for me to embody it…

what i manifested✨

height and face; i was 5’11 before but i wanted to be shorter cause i didn’t like being tallest amongst all girls and even guys. i changed it to 5’3. now i think i look like cute. for face - foxy or siren eyes, positive canthral tilt, fuller lips, no eye bags, sharper nose. i think i might play around my facial features a bit more until i am satisfied with it haha.

avatar editor irl: i used to play sims 4 a lot a lot !! since 5 years i’ve been playing it. if you play it too you know there’s a CREATE A SIM page. it’s somewhat like that but for me in my phone as an app. i can choose clothes or facial features and it changes my face or clothes or accessories irl!! if ur a shifter its like a “LIFA APP” as you’ve heard.

gaming; i am a gamer and i can enter any gaming world at anytime instead of playing it on screen and let me tell u girl!! life has been so fun since!! but dw i don’t “die” in it i just respawn and also pain setting is 0 i dont feel pain when i enter games. sorry but i also play shooter games haha, dw they’re NPC AS THEYRE IN GAME THEY DONT FEEL HURT.

be a good student; i didn’t cancel school cause i just love the drama that’s going on loll, and i love outshining people. so i just manifested that i become a good student. whatever i read once i can remember without any revision required. also be more logical to solve math. cause girl i used to FLUNKKK!!

Boyfriend!!: holy i should have put it in number one!! THIS ONE OF THE BESTEST!! he’s literally in the kitchen making me dumplings cause yk- i made him a chef!! btw i made him from scratch from CREATE A SIM lol!! i revised that he has always been going to my school and one year older than me. he’s so handsome istg!! kind of a combination of jacob elordi and jungkook? i can’t explain!! u get it tho!;) and he’s also so respectful to women ! oml! almost opposite of those red pilled men (yuck!!!)

friend group: theyre so kind and diverse!! it’s vast !! (17 people incl me) and everyone is so amazing kind talented and everyone’s from a diff countries!!

language : i can speak korean now, fluently!

there is so many other minor things but these r my faveee!!! ty ty ty for reading and all the bloggers who have helped us.

and if u haven’t entered, what r u even thinking! u have and you’ll change ur life in a split second like me!! don’t worry about taking too much time luvzzz!!

seee u!!!!

So happy for you love 💕 congrats, and thank you for the tips. Also you’re real for making your bf from scratch 😭😭

[hotboyrailroad]

marley | he/him | ftm | 18

WARNING: This blog contains content that of eating disorders, self-harm, and general talk of my own life. I DO NOT glorify, support, nor push these behaviors on others. Terminating my blog will only bring me back.

WARNING: iam unmedicated

STATS + INFORMATION + RULES BELOW

STATISTICS

height: 5’3”

weiner: 27in

sw: 165

cw: in bio, updated here and there

ugw: 88 (going no lower </3)

ABOUT ME

hiii, my name is marley :> i'm a trans man living in an extremely red state as of now, trying my best to transition quietly while suppressing my identity away from my very pentecostal christian family (you know... the screaming and slain in the spirit one) as well as the entire nation, now, apparently.

i struggle currently with a nasty eating disorder i don't intend to recover from until i reach my ugw, i am fully aware of what i'm doing. i think a lot of this stems from my undiagnosed OCD from childhood trauma regarding my need to be an overachiever and a perfect white christian cis girl.

as you can probably tell i'm hella infatuated with simon riley from cod, have been since august 2024. he's moreso a placeholder idol at times but then also a source of where all my attraction pools into because i'm a cool sick fuck

i love will wood, radiohead, made in abyss (not the artist), any animes like kill la kill and such— my lawfully wedded wife, and much more!!!

RULES (…kind of changes with mood)

weekdays: 800c

weekends: 600c | mostly fasting

special occasions: 1200c | x2 exercise

i usually liquid/water fast as i can due to a rocky schedule i have since i still live with my family, but later in the year i’m going to be going to college, in which i can fast as much as i want probably

BOUNDARIES

this is for hate anons specifically so if you want to be mean 2 me please read!!!!!

YES: playflirting (+18 only but i have no game), general dms and venting is allowed BUT i am super awkward and shy so please don’t hold a grudge

UHH: passive aggressive comments please use a tone tag!!! i want to know if you’re actually being mean to me or not

HELL NO!!!: racism, xenophobia, homophobia, transphobia, etc etc take that to your private discord server!! do not dm me asking if i’m a girl because i am clearly not in the right situation to present male lol, i’m fine looking as i am. also if you’re a trump supporter gtfo my blog and kill yourself

SPECIAL WARNING!!!!!!: ghost is my gf she said she didn’t want anybody but his alpha (me) we are happily married btw

[gogandmagog]

Anne of the Island, by L.M. Montgomery

Anne of the Island, Chapter Three!

Here comes Redmond! It would be on a Monday, too.

Two things I really, really love: that Di and Anne wanted to drive to the station together, and Anne’s sense of foreboding/little “presentiment” that she was actually leaving Green Gables forever. Of course, we readers know this to be true, but we thankfully have the advantage of knowing yet another truth... that yes, Anne can be happy somewhere else. I also wonder how much of Anne’s foresight is linked, in terms of the bends-in-the-road, to the appeal and/or dread of the ferry itself (as last time she was a passenger, it brought her from the asylum to Green Gables), because it seems to be the very vehicle of Anne’s shifting futures.

“Dora […] was one of those fortunate creatures who are seldom disturbed by anything.” Funny. I can’t tell if this is supposed to be her natural-born disposition or if it’s a defense mechanism learned by way of necessity, on account of having Davy for a brother.

Something else (of virtual inconsequence) that I like to note about the boat interlude, is that Anne’s internal monologue demonstrates clear annoyance towards Charlie, supposing that he’d be only pretending to be sentimental about watching PEI disappear from their sight... when only one or two lines later, it’s Gilbert that’s actually openly unsentimentally commenting, “Well, we’re off!” But Anne is somehow rather fine with that, lmao. I suppose it’s just the pretense that bugs her. Or maybe it’s the pretense of Charlie being able to relate to her feelings that bugs her? Meanwhile, there’s zero pretense in Anne’s ability to comfortably share her truest feelings with Gilbert. Cute!

That Gilbert’s not-so-very-sentimental over leaving Avonlea is not particularly strange, either. He is 21, and he has been largely out of his parents home, experiencing self-reliance, for over a year now, while boarding and teaching at White Sands. The age gap between Anne and Gilbert is nearly always negligible, but here in this one book I do think it’s occasionally a little glaring. Anne’s just a wee and nervous fledgling, dipping a pinky toe into the pool of independence, where as Gilbert’s wings are strong, and already maturely developed. 

Anne of the Island, Chapter Four!

Anne of the Island, by L.M. Montgomery

Every time I read this chapter, I’m reminded of the main difference between Anne of Windy Poplars and Anne of Windy Willows… which is that the Canadian publisher, for Windy Poplars, was mighty concerned about Maud’s fixation on graves and cemeteries and gruesome deaths throughout the text, and asked for quite a lot of it to be cut out. The English (Windy Willows, that is), however, really said doooon’t care. 🤓

Much respect and credit due to the Montgomery scholars, who have over the years hunted up and presented the following photos of Old St. Paul’s Burying Ground in Halifax, as close as possible to how it would’ve looked, for Anne and Pris and Phil.

Pris feeling like an ‘elephant’ at registration because of her considerable height, besides just making me sad for her, is always a source of curiosity for me. Anne is tall too... but she is proud of this, and when people speak of Anne being tall, it’s always in a tone of admiration. So, I wager we can guess that Pris must dwarf Anne’s tall? In the 1880s, historical data generalises that the average Canadian woman was 160 cm or 5’3[ish]. Anne, being ‘tall’, was probably 165 cm or 5’5, soooo Pris, markedly feeling enormous, maybe 172 cm? 5’8? This would be boyishly tall, since the average man of this time-period was the same 172 cm or 5'8.

Phil! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Btw who’s gonna take one for the team and dream up an “Anne of Mount Holly” fic, an (obvious) AU where Anne’s mum Bertha and Phil’s mum were pals (since they’re from the same city, after all), and it ends up it’s actually the Gordon’s that take Anne in, when her parents pass. An Anne from luxury, instead of an asylum.

“Thanks,” laughed Anne, “but Priscilla and I are so firmly convinced of our own good looks that we don’t need any assurance about them, so you needn’t trouble.” How far Anne has come. I think of that Louisa May Alcott quote, “love is a great beautifier.” Maud also leans heavily into love as transformative/beautifier for so many of her girls, and imo this is a pretty great message and overall universal truth, security and kindness giving way to confidence.

Okay, but between the two, as described, am I on crack or is the obvious choice not Alec? Or maybe I’m prejudiced against the name Alonzo, as well.

Anne going cold on Phil the second she mentions finding Gilbert ‘really handsome’ is soooy charmingly Anneish. Bonus points to Pris here, because evidentially she knew to begin preparing to leave in that moment too. Girlish solidarity.

The connection between Phil and Ruby is yet another point of interest to me. They share nearly the very same lines, sometimes, here specifically when we march steadily backwards to Anne of Green Gables when of Ruby the narrative asserts for her, "Frank Stockley had lots more dash and go, but then he wasn’t half as good-looking as Gilbert and she really couldn’t decide which she liked best!" Compared of course to Phil’s, “I like them both so much that I really don’t know which I like the better.”

Anne of the Island, Chapter Five!

Anne of the Island, by L.M. Montgomery

Gilbert Blythe is good at everything he puts the tiniest amount of effort into. 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌 He’s class president, he’s football captain, and he’s singled out among the other members of the freshman class, to join a frat. Niiiiice. I know I’ve totally yapped about it before, but I think it’s wildly intriguing that Maud put Gilbert into Lamba Theta, when irl there were only three frats existing across all of Canada. Even when she attended Dalhousie, almost two decades after Anne and Gilbert attend Redmond. Small potatoes Dalhousie wouldn’t have a proper frat until 1923. So, I’m dying to know where from she gathered her frat info, especially as she’s obviously familiar with hazing/initiation processes. Elsewhere, the good news is: a Victorian-era frat was a legitimate intellectual and debate society, not a collection of dudebros in Sperrys, having beer pong championships at 9 am on a Tuesday.

“Gilbert Blythe won’t take any notice of me, except to look at me as if I were a nice little kitten he’d like to pat. Too well I know the reason. I owe you a grudge, Queen Anne.” Gilbert Blythe also has tunnel vision. You can line up every single one of the above ^ accolades, but none of them hold as strong or are even half so appealing as this; Gilbert’s capacity for fidelity. Phil’s the best-looking girl in her class, and besides which is also enormously clever and funny and affluent, and yet her attempts (“won’t take any notice of me” implies that Phil did try, and did seek said attention) fall flat. His heart has been spoken for since he was 13, you see.

Officially entering ‘Queen Anne’ 👑 into the registry of Anneisms.

"Even the grumpy old professor of Mathematics, who detested coeds, and had bitterly opposed their admission to Redmond, couldn’t floor her [Phil]." This was reputedly a real fellow iirc. In a magazine article from I think, 1912, A. Wylie Mahon published a review of Anne of the Island, in which he stated emphatically that “Redmond College is Dalhousie University” (true) and that the 'grumpy old professor of Mathematics, who detested coeds,' “was known to the students of his day as ‘Charlie'...” (possibly true).

“I don’t believe any but fools enter the ministry nowadays,” she wrote bitterly. PFFFT 😭😭😭 I laugh every time I read this letter. I wish I could correspond with Mrs Rachel.

I do wish I could forget about the ugly ‘big black man’ story that Davy shares, but is anyone familiar with “the old Harry” he refers to? 🧐 I’ve never been able to tell if this is a Mi’kmaq Gugwe reference or if it’s just supposed to mean literally like… some guy… named Harry. Orr?

[duckduckgoose-exe]

my official educated guess + math on how tall Paul Verlaine Bungou stray dogs is

I’m a nerd

so! I was thinking. We don’t know how tall he is. But we have art of him and Chuuya standing next to each other

and we know how tall Chuuya is

enter the q-tip

I used a qtip to measure heads before I realized I could do it online lols

I used Chuuya’s head for reference btw

so using my math, his head is 22.8 cm, and he’s 7 heads tall.

and Verlaine is 1 head taller, so whatever 160 cm+22.8 cm is, that’s how tall Verlaine is.

This is all approximate because of their poses and stuff btw

so I found out Verlaine is ABOUT 183 cm, rounding up.

so 6’0.

and to check, I used a height comparison thingy

6’0 vs 5’3

looks familiar, huh?

so yeah!

@syunkiss @coinlockerrbaby

[maybeimamuppet]

Use this post as an excuse to dump all your Cady headcanons into one post. Go nuts dude.

Love your fics btw :)))

ayyyy thank you nonnie!!!!

i for sure have more but i’m just gonna post the list of headcanons i made to base her on when i first started writing

and usual disclaimer this is her 2018 musical version i have not used some of these and they may not still apply etc etc ANYWAY

tw for death mention

-autistic

-special interest in math, specifically calculus

-polyglot, fluent in english, swahili, french, german, spanish, italian, swedish, and american sign language

-can say any word or sentence backwards, taught herself to read backwards when she was first learning

-sensitive to noise and touch

-swears in different languages when frustrated or hurt

-loves skincare, will pin janis down to make her let her do it to her too

-loves to stim with janis’ hair

-loves janis’ jackets

-and shirts

-steals them whenever she gets the slightest opportunity

-weird medical knowledge

-overly prepared for every possible scenario

-love language is touch

-loves to be snuggled

-tries to touch janis at all times, janis just goes with it

-doesn’t like soft touch, too tickly

-teaches janis asl for when one of them is nonverbal (or just for fun)

-loves fruit

-loves tea

-fascinated by american culture

-name is spelled because her dad was trying to be a musician when she was born and wanted to give her a musical name like harmony or rhyme, mother agreed to cadence if it could be cady on her birth certificate

-middle name is allison

-had an older brother named rhys, ten years older, died at 20 in the military

-he joined the military to pay for college, wanted to be a doctor

-was born in oregon

-aquarius, acts more like pisces, birthday february 11

-bisexual

-very organized but has terrible handwriting

-janis buys her chewy necklaces and stim toys and she loves and uses them all

-comes up with a code to help both of them whenever she has a sensory overload or other meltdown

-blunt as hell, honest to a fault

-tutors janis in math for payment of kisses and time as little spoon

-loves all animals

-kind of like a disney princess, can also befriend any animal

-loves to play animal crossing, designs her island to look like kenya, fav villager is rex

-afraid of the dark and big storms

-takes a sleeping bag and camps in the backyard whenever she’s stressed

-loves to let janis paint on her, the texture of the paint gives her good sensory input

-barefoot whenever possible

-hates being tickled

-tries to learn art to impress janis, it doesn’t work but janis loves what she makes anyway

-loves holding hands

-whispering irritates her

-shifts her lips side to side when she’s anxious

-keeps in touch with karen and gretchen throughout senior year, becomes friends with all plastics again once they become decent people in college

-keeps in touch with aaron, decided they were better as friends

-teeny tiny. 5’3 and 120 pounds

-will throw hands for janis

-vegetarian when she can

-sleeps on her tummy, janis thinks it’s adorable

-valedictorian in hs, fast tracks through getting her bachelors and masters in math , gets her phd really young

-becomes a math professor and tries her best to be understanding and fun, channels ms norbury

-they still meet for coffee sometimes

-used to go for walks in the woods alone when she got stressed until she learned how dangerous it was

-can play a little bit of guitar

-sings to herself a lot without realizing, janis is 😍

-goes to all of janis’ art shows and panics if she’s even a little late

-front row at all of damian’s shows too

-loves disney movies and makes janis watch them with her after they watch horror movies so she can sleep

-can and will sleep anywhere but pretends to have trouble sleeping sometimes so janis will cuddle her

-loves having her hair played with

-hates crowds

-certain textures put her off, janis thinks it’s odd but protects her from them nonetheless

-allergic to pollen, spends most of spring sneezing and with a stuffy nose (janis also finds this adorable)

-never wears matching socks

-said i love you first during a tutoring session with the equation thing

-finds signs easier than talking aloud most of the time

-knows all about space and the stars

-doesn’t understand sarcasm or most figures of speech unless it’s very obvious or intuitive

-janis gets her a bunny in college

-she tries to name it janice (but it’s different!)

-janis says no

-she names her pickles instead

-invents names for things and comes up with new swears

-drops shit all the time

-discovers crocs and causes chaos

-has frecklessssssss

-likes mornings, hates waking up to see them

-does not like eye contact but could stare into janis’ for hours

-janis helps her with english, she doesn’t like it because there’s too many exceptions to all the rules

-avoids alcohol at all costs

-can do really good impressions once she’s familiar with how they sound, learns a lot of social stuff through mimicry

-cannot do fashion at all

-doesn’t like surprises, gets anxious if her routine changes or if she doesn’t have enough information about a new situation beforehand

-hyper fixated on the lion king for a while after janis showed it to her

-has little plants she named after her friends, when one isn’t doing well she checks on them

-wants and loves to travel

-weirdly strong opinions about stupid shit

-says little things in her sleep sometimes

-will tell africa stories to someone on the sidewalk if they’d listen to her

-excitable

-lived in kenya from 3-16

-watches inter-species friendship videos all the fucking time

-loves riding in shopping carts

-soft spoken. so soft.

-smells of rose water and cherries

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

can you make a outsiders ship for me I seen you were doing that, please ship me with one of the guys 🫶🏼

I have dirty blonde hair, dark blue eyes, Tan, I’m very shy like very shy when it comes to talking to people I don’t know to the point where my leg shakes really bad😅 sometimes my hands to. I’m around 5’3

Your Outsiders Ship: Curly Shepard

Explanation: appearance wise I think he would find you very attractive and you’re definitely his type of person. He loves your tan skin and I think he personally prefers people with darker eyes. I don’t know why I just think he likes it better. He would also love how short you are because I don’t know. I feel like he just like short people and they contrast with him better and he would definitely tease you about it at a but if anybody else teasing you about it, they get punched. I think he would appreciate your shyness and would definitely use it as an opportunity to make you flustered, but I feel like he could also help you get out of his social anxiety, and you could help him be a little more friendly, socially wise 💀 if you didn’t like people as much, and therefore didn’t want to go to things like prom or dances or whatever I feel like he would just take you out somewhere somewhere quiet and you guys could just relax and just be together. He also knows that you’re a bit more wary of him so he always make sure that Tim isn’t around for most of the time that you’re over at his house or tell him to be a little more friendly and gentle. but I think you guys would be a mutually beneficial couple and super cute together, and I ship it 💚💚💚

(Btw I think if you didn’t want a Shepard you’d be with Dallas Winston, and he’d react relatively similar 💚)

[steezyheadbangr]

re-did the sv! turtles :p

re-designs + changed lore :33

Donnie :

Cis male

any pronouns(genuinely does not give a fuck what you refer to him as)

oldest

18

bo-staff

6’0(ft)

spotted turtle

Donnie is an absolute mess, in and out of battle, he fights dirty and could care less about “honor”, he has low motivation for most things besides his machines and studies

fun-fact: most literate turtle(the other 3 can barely send a text)

—

Leo:

Trans Fem

16

5’7(ft)

Leader

Twin katanas

she/her/hers(strictly)

Musk turtle

Leo is a polite and quiet girl, often found dozed off or reading, she is a big si-fi and horror fan! with occasional action filled comics. Despite this, in battle she is focused and well strategized, quick to adapt to her surroundings and even quicker to make a plan.

fun-fact: shy towards new people(that aren’t enemy’s, she kicks those guys asses with no fucks to give)

—

Mikey:

Second youngest

15

5’3(ft)

Gender fluid

she/they/he(she/they pref)

False-map turtle

nun-chucks

he is a chill guy, loud, would be a social butterfly if they didnt have this whole “mutant” situation going on.. loves skating and video games. she is a layed back fighter, not thinking too much about “strategy” and prefers to go with the flow(leo always gets onto her about this. she will never listen)

fun-fact: first to meet april(and is aprils favorite)

—

Raph:

Trans-Fem

She/They

4’11(ft)

13

diamond back turtle

twin sais

youngest

Raph is a stubby wad of anger and miss-understanding, she absolutely hates the idea of being a ninja but loves to fight! she is honestly really sweet and sometimes shy if you’re close enough she will gift you little drawings and random trinkets she thinks you’ll like

fun-fact: HATES wearing her mask, prefers to wear it as a bandana instead

THEY WILL BE ON MY ARTFIGHT BTW

[tojisun]

imo hes moving a wee bit fast (compared to other people) but honestly its really cute cause he gets really flustered and bashful easily so i think it's just nerves haha.. he trips over his words when complimenting me and seems so genuine with what he says 🤧 if he flops my trust issues gonna go thru the roof istg..

i told him i love both equally cause i do !! i have lots of gold from my family but silvers soooo nice... i have a lot of both so anything works for me really !

and to the anon that asked -- i havent met his friends yet, but he showed me pictures of him and them together ! they dont get to bike around a lot (a good few dont), but he said they often meet n hang out at car shows n bars lol

again love you all!!! 🫶🏻

!!! wait no because now that u mentioned it, maybe he is ajsifja???? but then, u did say he might just be shy and nervous hhhh i think as long as u are safe and comfy and u have room to call the shots, then that is perfect!!! <33

and yea hhdsh it is quite endearing to see him fumble like?? big man trippin over his words bc he wants to impress u sm??? :(( aww

no because if he flops, im flying there to kick his ass fr >:( no amount of his bike’s horsepower can outrun me

so valid for saying u like both (silver and gold) because both are pretty!!

ouu car meets/shows! ive gone to one and it truly solidified to me that its not my scene LMFAO. its loud - rightfully so - but also its so crowdedd i felt so exposed and so claustrophobic at the same time. had me gripping the back of my friend’s jacket, and she’s 5’3 so the image was probably funny because there i was, towering over her while she leads us to her circle

but again AHHH im so happy for u sweet love <33 thank you so much for giving us an update hehe we love you lots too!!

how have you been, btw! how was work?? (hows his jacket-) hope ur bundling up n staying hydrated, oki?? mwahh!

[lopsidedghoul]

Here is Lopsided Lore btw, and im redoing his character. Again.

5’3, trans masc, shoulder length black hair, lavander horns that curl back, burn scars on the left half of his face and on his back. He has all white eyes and can see perfectly fine. Clawed hands and feet, having paw pads on his feet and toes, hands and fingers. His tail is the same gray as his skin, with an upside down heart tip. He has mostly closed gills over his ribs, not being able to breathe underwater for as long as a water ghoul can.

He’s a multighoul, or a multi elemental ghoul. He has all of the elements. Water, being the cause for his gills, Quintessence being the strongest in his genes, causing the purple and him being able to heal others physically and calm them down mentally. Air/Wind, causing his white eyes. Fire, he can somewhat manipulate fire if it is already a small lit flame. Earth, he is able to pull small vines from the earths floor and is able to fix dying plants.

He is 32 years old in human years. 4 ghoul years are equivalent to 1 human year. Making him 128 years old in ghoul years. He was summoned from the pit, (hell) during era 3, (2015-2016 roughly.) His birthday is December 20th.

Lopsided’s parental figure out of the Pit was Luxuria, she took care of him till she herself died. Lopsided was also taken care of Mist who was Luxurias partner.

Lopsided went insane after the passing of Terzo and ended up murdering Ignus in the halls of the clergy building, ripping out his throat, tearing the skin on his face into a star shape, ripping out chunks of flesh to eat, then leaving him in the hall to be found by a sibling of sin.

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

Haiiii! Was glad and interested to see postal matchup so why not do it plus looks like fun!

Im in my early twenties and 5’3 and consider myself to have a short stack figure, I have dark brown eyes and have long black curls tickling down my shoulders. My skin color is a light brown and I love wearing stacked golden jewelry and love having my own nails done to go along with my rings. My fashion taste is a genuine mix of gothic or rocker style and leather galore. Yet I like adding a small cutesy detail in an out fit or on my bag keychain!My makeup is heavy on the eyeliner and even like doing small details on it. Other that my makeup game is light. Personality wise I’m very reserved yet very bubbly and mild mannered initially, but when comfortable im sarcastic and have a blunt attitude comes through. I try hiding that side though because it may seem rude or mean spirited to others. But regardless I Try doing my best to be the best version I can to others. favorite bands would be type o negative, Cold, dethklok, the smiths, and the cure. My favorite colors are black and pink.

Fun fact?: when you talk to me I am told I’m the kind of person to make eye contact and listen intently. if we’re at a bar i might might even hold your hand while i listens. sometimes the eye contact is excessive and comes off as a little odd but ultimately I try to be polite and sweet people.

HELLO!!!! Omg so I think your Postal Dude is…

Postal 1 Dude

Your bubbly personality is refreshing from how people usually talk around him. It charms him how quickly you can go from your usual sweet self to throwing a few dry one-liners every now and then. He tends to lean more towards the sarcasm, but he eases it up a bit since you bring him that much joy.

Dude gets shy initially with eye contact. He averts himself from the radiant light in your eyes, feeling unworthy of such things. But then he feels your thumb soothingly brush the back of his hand and starts to relax. He never thought he’d feel at peace around someone who understands him (not just his weapon of choice). Thank you for always making him feel heard.

Dude would write you a poem but only when you two are deep enough in your relationship long-term. His writing style has a bittersweet taste of dark edge to it, even when he is positively celebrating every little thing about you.

HE LOVES TYPE O NEGATIVE!!!! Your music taste in general perfectly lines up with his! Call it cheesy, but he would consider Love You To Death to be your song together.

Please fill him in on Dethklok lore btw it would be so much fun when he gets more invested. I think Skwisgaar would be his favorite member

[evansbby]

Does anyone have any cool sexy dilf stories? Like stories that you wouldn’t mind sharing of y’all with dilfs?? Idk I feel like I need to live vicariously through you guys jajsjsjs —

Okay so I know you posted this last week but I have to tell someone 💀

So since the beginning of uni I’ve had a crush on my chemistry professor, and let me tell you that the first day I had his class all I did was fantasize about him😭😭

This man is 6’4 (I’m 5’3🤭) so the height difference is so hot. He’s 35 (I just turned 20), he’s half Mexican half Colombian (he curses in Spanish when he drops something or is just mad and it’s the hottest thing ever). He has brown eyes and his hair is like Ari’s hair (all i can think about is how hot it would be to rake my nails through his hair while he’s eating me out). Also he’s so fucking buff holy shit, like his biceps are the size of my head and every time he wears a tight shirt/blouse it literally makes me want to do unspeakable things. For reference he kinda looks like Miguel O’hara (idk if you watched Spiderman into the Spiderverse but that man is hot as hell), but he has fuller lips. He also has a beard which also kind of the same to Ari’s beard.

So here’s where the actual story begins😭😭. He has a daughter who’s 8 years old - btw he’s not married and her mom isn’t in her life, I don’t know why - so my cousin who’s also 8 years old happens to be in the same class as her and they’re literally best friends. I didn’t know at first that her dad was my professor (and the guy I dream about) until my aunt asked me to pick my cousin up from school and I see him talking to his daughter and my cousin. When I tell you I almost melted because he was so sweet with them😭😭😭 When they saw me walking towards them he was also surprised to see me, but then he smiled and made small talk 😫

Next day when I see him in class, he asks me to stay behind and when I tell you I almost fainted. I’ll type out the interaction because it’ll be too confusing.

Professor: “Hey, so I didn’t know you were related to (cousins name)”

Me: “Yeah, her moms my moms sister so different last names haha”

Professor: “So, I wanted to ask if it’s okay for her to come over next week? I tried to catch your aunt and ask but she’s always there earlier than me, (daughters name) and (cousins name) wanted to watch a movie and just play.”

Me: “Oh yeah, I’ll ask my aunt. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind (cousins name) talks about her a lot.”

Professor: “Yeah those two are really close.”

Me: “But sure I’ll ask my aunt and get back to you tomorrow.”

Professor: “Thank you it’ll mean a lot to them.”

So after this we just quickly said goodbye and when I walked out the classroom I almost threw up he made me that nervous😭😭 It’s the way he was standing as well, he was standing and kind of half sitting half leaning on his desk and his blouse that day was a white so I kinda saw abs (slut) 😫😫😫 honestly feels like something out of a movie😭

Anyway so I came home and I was going to my aunts house anyway for dinner with the whole family (I’m Moroccan so these kind of big dinners are almost every week💀). So when I’m there I ask her and she first was kind of iffy about it because she doesn’t want to send her 8 year old to a random mans house (her words, not mine😂) even though she knows his daughter. And then my other cousin who’s my age and knows about my crush on him, jokingly said “maybe she should go with her, he’s her professor so she already knows him”. I swear to god I wanted to strangle her right there and then because my aunt thought it was the best idea ever and now she wants me to go with her.

I feel like this is getting really long so I’ll try summarize what happened afterwards😭. So the next day I don’t have chemistry so after I was done with all my classes I walk over to his classroom. This man was just sitting there drinking coffee and working and I thought (still think) it was the hottest thing ever. When he sees me walk in he smiles at me and greets me. I greet him as well and tell him what my aunt said.

Me: “Maybe a bit weird but my aunt wanted me to come with (cousins name) to keep an eye on her you know? If that’s okay with you of course.”

Professor: “Yeah no that’s fine don’t worry about it, besides it’ll be nice to have someone there to keep me company.”

WHEN HE SAID THIS I SWEAR TO GOD HE SMIRKED/SMILED AT ME I CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP😭😭😭.

Anyway I gave him my aunts number so they can arrange it and then we said goodbye and stuff and I left. My hands were shaking when I was walking out of the classroom, he makes me that nervous😭 My aunt called me Sunday morning telling me that the playdate is next week. Either he or my uncle is gonna bring us.

I normally have his class on Monday but he wasn’t there, I think he had an appointment or something😔 But I do have his class today so lets pray he’s there🤞🏼🤞🏼

I’m sorry if this was really long but I honestly feel like this is too good to be true, and when I saw your post about any dilf stories I immediately thought about him. I also wanted to tell someone who won’t judge me and I honestly love your vibe so I hope you won’t think I’m weird or something 😭. I also need advice because what the hell do i do?!?! I have such a big crush on him, besides the looks he’s so sweet but also so serious and bossy (idk what to call it but it’s hot😫😫).

I’ll keep you updated if you want if anything else happens🥴🥴🥴

- 💐💐

Oh my god bestie I am so intrigued but at the same time you are twenty years old and that is a BABY to me practically so idk idk idk what to say!!!! Pls just be sensible about this… men love to take advantage of younger girls and I know you don’t want to hear this 😭😭😭 but I feel like I have to say it otherwise I’d be being fake 🥲🥲

Of course, you’re entitled to do whatever you please! And honestly HONESTLY this professor seems into you but the fact that he’s a professor and you’re his student is a red flag??? Right??? Like… you’re his student 😭😭😭 on top of that he is a lot older than you so please be careful!!!

Apart from that why does this sound like such a picture perfect fanfic scenario?? Like lmfao wow I didn’t realise y’all were out here literally being real life Y/Ns meanwhile all my professors have been ugly and lame 😂😂😂

[raindrop-21]

An OC I made after talking about them on @charliemwrites blog. (🍔 anon btw)

Character File:

Name: Nala “Lilith” Knyght

Nicknames: Na, Lil, Lilly, Lith, Kny, Little Demon

Age: 25

Pronouns/Gender: She/They/He AFAB non-binary

Relationship status: Single

Family: Mother, Father(estranged), Step-dad, Brother, and adopted brother Simon

Physical: 5’3” tall, a bit chubby, long brown hair that slightly curls at the ends, brown eyes that sometimes appears green, thick thighs

Background: She was born to her mother, Vannessa Sly, and now estranged father, Blake Knyght in the Southern United States. She has one biological younger brother Allen Knyght. When she was five, her mother married a man named Micheal Blanche. A year into her mother's marriage, Vannessa and Micheal adopted a little boy, Simon, from Britain.

Simon didn't talk to her(or anyone) for a while, but there was a breakthrough. That happened when kids were bullying Simon for his accent and Nala stood up for him. From that point on, Simon and Nala were inseparable. When Simon went back to Britain to enlist in the army, Nala was heartbroken.

She was a straight A student and often helped Simon with his studies as well.

Identifying features:

Scars on both her knees from surgeries she had in middle/high school

When allowed, she has in a septum, eyebrow, tongue, and ear piercings (nipple too)

Tattoos: As Above, So Below on her left shoulder, a heart with wings underneath her nape to match her mom and grandma, a line drawing of a mouse that says “Eat cheese and sin” on her right shoulder

Military:

She joined on a whim to possibly get close to her brother again. When she got picked by Price (after an international mission) to join the 141, she was ecstatic. She works well with the 141 and soon became a permanent member.

She works well with numbers and computers so part of her job is to calculate numbers(inventory, funds, ect) and hack into enemy databases.

Personality: Introverted until she warms up to the person, but still very weary of how she acts in public for fear of judgment. Doesn't respond well to being spoken to when the person's emotion(specifically anger) is heavily present in their voice. Causes her to go quiet and once they're done to just do random stuff to try and make them no longer be mad at her (cooking, cleaning, ect).

[pandorxxx]

How does he look?????? He sounds fine asl.😏

Ok ok ok!!! Y’all- he’s so fine, I can’t😩

6’3 - 6’4 (Im 5’3 btw) *size kink activated*

Tattoos

Brown skin

He’s not super built but he has definition in his chest and arms. (Kinda like Neteyam but alittle bigger😭)

A smile that’ll make you drop your drawls in 2 seconds.

He’s literally so hot, I can’t even deal sometimes. And the thing is…he KNOWS he’s hot. Likeee…I can’t contain myself around him most of the time.

[oscargender]

Carhartt women’s “work” gloves after less than a month of actual work

These were the only gloves at Tractor Supply that came in my size (that weren’t children’s gardening gloves, at least). When women complain about a lack of proper workwear options, they are not complaining about the style or aesthetics of products on offer. They are complaining about the fact that if you are small, there are literally no good options for safety equipment unless you can order online from a company like Grainger. Companies need to STOP making fucking pink safety shoes and focus on extending their normal styles to a wider range of sizes.

I can go to a safety shoe warehouse with over a hundred styles of safety shoes in stock, and there will be maybe ten choices that are offered in women’s sizes, and of those, maybe five have metatarsal guards, and of those, two are actually in stock in my size (size 7.5 btw (men’s 6), which isn’t even small. It’s a dead average shoe size for the U.S.). People with large feet have dozens of options (with wide sole AND slip-on options!!), but again, if you are small, you just have to hope that one of those two choices fits your foot shape well, because you’re going to be wearing those for ten hours a day five days a week.

And gloves!!! Gloves are a thing I really prefer to try on in person because of how freakishly small my hands are—ordering online leaves me with uselessly large gloves about half the time. So last time I needed new gloves (which is frequently, because even from Grainger, you literally cannot buy nice impact gloves in my size. They just straight up don’t exist. I have to buy random dogshit gloves and hope they last more than a few months), I took my ass to Tractor Supply because my coworkers said they have “a great glove selection”. Well surprise!! They have a great glove selection for people with large hands!!! I fit only this pair of gloves, which despite being made from fake leather, advertised themselves as work gloves. And they have lasted me less than a month. The middle finger on the right hand has completely disintegrated, and the other fingers aren’t far behind. JFC.

And this happens with everything!!!! Flame resistant clothes, face shields and gloves for cryogenic liquids, safety glasses, bump caps. I have had to special order almost all of my safety gear because the companies around here don’t stock small sizes (and I’m not that small, anyway!! I’m 5’6” and 165 lbs. I wear medium to large clothing sizes!! Sometimes even XL!!! I can’t imagine what this would be like for a legitimately small person, like someone under 5’4” who wears petite clothing).

Women complain about this most because women are smaller on average than men—but there ABSOLUTELY men affected by this too (both cis and trans). One of my coworkers is 5’3” and he has to get all his pants tailored because the short size is still too long on him. This wouldn’t be as much of a problem if we could buy our own FR and get reimbursed, but our employer has a contract that allows us to get clothing in exactly one style from one company. And if you don’t fit that one style well? Fuck you, I guess.

[aphroditelovesu]

hello! <3 could i please request a ship thing for harry potter (golden era) and brooklyn nine nine? my name is noelle & i’m a bisexual cis female (she/her pronouns). i like older guys and around my age for gals. my fav romance tropes are arranged marriage & forbidden romance, and (i think) my love language is physical touch. i’m also an entp & gryffindor! i LOVE to travel & i value experiences over possessions. my family is very important to me and i also really want to have children in the future but not necessarily get married. i’m a people person but i enjoy having some quiet time to myself. i like think i’m pretty nice, but do not cross me 👀 also, my dream job is either a comedian, working in film or something to do with traveling <3 i’m also considered “the funny one” & the ‘wild child.’ i also struggle/have struggled with anxiety, depression, substance abuse & eating disorders. i love to read books and write (mostly scripts & poetry.) i love my job as a barista and i also enjoy going on spontaneous adventures! i love camping, swimming and anything to do with nature. i have a navel piercing, a sagittarius (my zodiac sign!) arrow tattoo below my neck and a fig tattoo on the back of my arm. my style is very 70s mixed with early 2000s. i thrift basically everything i own. i’m 5’3 & have dark blonde hair with blue eyes, i’m pretty chubby but i have a great ass lol. thank you so so much!! :)

Of course!! I ship you with Ron Weasley and Amy Santiago! Btw, depression and anxiety sucks I feel you and I'm sorry about that :( hope you are doing better :)

Ron might seem like an odd choice, but I think the two of you would be great romantically, but if I'm wrong, feel free to correct me. Ron was over the moon when he met you and he soared even higher when he learned you were from the same house, both Gryffindors. It seemed like fate, didn't it? He worships the ground you walk on, to him you are nothing less than a goddess and he wants to be worthy of you, and he will. Ron doesn't have a lot of travel experience, but he would love to travel with you, as it's something you enjoy and he wants to make you happy, so you can pack your bags and choose your destination. Ron loves to read next to you, hearing you recite poetry is something very pleasant and calming for him, your voice calms him down.

Spontaneous adventures is practically your couple's hobby, he loves to take you on adventures, even if they are dangerous and you both almost died at one point. Ron would love to have a family with you, redhead kids with your beautiful brown hair, whatever. What matters is you, in the end. Although he would love to marry you, if you don't that's fine, Ron will be happy to just have you with him. And, oh, about your body... Ron thinks you're perfect in every way, from your scalp to the tips of your toes and he likes to grab your ass.

Ron will try to help you as much as possible with your depression and anxiety, he hates seeing you this way and wants to see you all the time. Give him some time and maybe he'll make it, this man just wants your love.

Amy is known as grimace and little spontaneous, always attached to her schedules and roles. Controlled and a perfectionist, but she stopped looking for perfection when she fell head over heels in love with you. Amy is very attached to you in a way that even she herself doesn't understand, but she's come to want to be glued to you all day if she gets the chance. She loves to touch you, not always in a sexual context, but things like hugs, soft kisses and gentle caresses are very common love language between the two of you. Reading is a hobby of yours, you two are almost always seen reading together, a good book or even a fanfic (depending on the context), she will love to read anything you write, from drafts to even a book.

You both love your work and it's very common for Amy to stop by the coffee shop/bar (?) you work for to grab a coffee and exchange some jams with you before heading to the 99, it's her little routine. She's not the outdoorsy type, but she wouldn't mind camping with you, although she loves watching you swim because you look so sexy, according to her. Amy loves your tattoos and if you let her, she will touch your piercing often because she finds it so attractive. She loves your jokes and will help you get your dream job if that's what you wants.

Amy will try to help you with your depression, anxiety and eating disorders as much as she can, if you allow her to. She loves everything about you, your body, your personality and even your height. Everything about you is perfect for her. Oh, she would love to have a family with you.