#he’d just prefer you be into necro like other bitches :(

[gladiatorcunt]

hydrogen bomb (my desire to be slapped into unconsciousness by a man) vs coughing baby (rafe cameron)

[infernumagi-a]

romance headcanons

name: john constantine

nickname:  johnny, johnny boy

gender: cis man (he/him)

romantic orientation: bisexual, biromantic and polyamorous

preferred pet names: if you call him an asshole he’ll consider it a pet name so really anything goes 

relationship status: a Mess(tm) 

favorite canon / fandom ship: john & zee 100% they’re soulmates

favorite crossover ship: my bitch...... is on hiatus BUT @monstrumdei​ (bigby wolf from fables)  & john? fucking iconic baby 

opinion on true love: he believes in it in like a cosmic sense, in like soulmates n shit, because in this world of magic he lives in, of course that exists, and to him, that’s zatanna 

opinion on love at first sight: not necessarily, but he doesn’t think into it that much 

how ‘romantic’ are they?: not that much tbh, i mean, he doesn’t mind romance, but big romantic gestures just don’t come naturally to him, it’s not something he feels strongly about either way, though

ideal physical traits: john is a SLUT and if it walks, it talks, and has the ability to consent? he’s into it. 

ideal personality traits: for a hook up, doesn’t really matter, but for a relationship he definitely likes people who can make him laugh and match his humor, he won’t admit it but he’d also rather be with someone that doesn’t really enable his self destructive tendencies, but he’s not looking for someone to fix him by any means. someone loyal who won’t go nuts on him and become evil. stares at a certain someone.

unattractive physical traits: all he asks for is that they’ve showered in the past week 

unattractive personality traits: god complex, a desire to murder him, basic stuff like that 

ideal date: he’s not really one much for dates n stuff he doesn’t have anything specific in mind that is ideal other than just one good day where something doesn’t try to kill him and/or his partner 

do they have a type?: not specifically, no 

average relationship length:  sdjbfsnfb who tf knows it varies so much 

preferred non-sexual intimacy: bathing together or cuddling tbh 

commitment level: he’s actually a very committed person in a relationship! he’d never cheat, and most of his relationships tend to be more on the open side of things so why the fuck even cheat, but no he’s definitely very loyal and committed to his partners 

opinion of public affection: ehhh not something he indulges in often, doesn’t think it’s necessary

past relationships?: notably, zatanna zatara, nick necro, kit ryan (in my canon they dated, but never married), stanley manor, desmond laveau/oliver the bartender and a bunch of other random ones bc like i said, he’s a slut 

tagged by: @guiltspelled <3 tagging: @golddome @trickshxt @cvldthief @beliefruined @deadlcrd @interphrase

[jeichanhaka]

Right Here Waiting

Chapter 12

Quietly a brief breeze flitted past Karai who still sat unmoving on the ground in the clearing. He had hated hearing Kurounue, with Hinansho's voice, call him a coward, it hurt him deeply even though he knew it hadn't really been Hinansho. In fact, it hurt him more since it wasn't Hinansho���he had to accept that it wasn't Hinansho in order for him not to get hurt by those words, but accepting that the boy was gone stabbed him in the heart with agony. For the past few years he struggled to convince himself that Hinansho wasn't gone, and the fact that Kurounue inhabited the boy's body added to the illusion that Hinansho was alive.

But now a dilemma faced Karai, and in his desperation to protect himself from the hurt Kurounue's words produced, he had forced the denial from his thoughts, tearing away the illusion.

"Hinansho…."Karai mumbled shuddering as tears welled up in his eyes threatening to fall. Kurounue had left quickly after Karai's outburst, heading in the same direction as Youko, leaving Karai alone.

Karai. A silent voice, heard only in his thoughts, resounded softly in Karai's mind.

Who?

I'm sorry, but I need a favor from you.

What?

I need you to acquire a specific item for me, and bring it to where I tell you.

I…why…I don't….

Do you want to repent for your mistakes?

Yes.

Then do as I ask.

Meanwhile elsewhere in the forest, Youko paused a moment on his way to where Karasu was, he sensed someone running toward him from whence he came—someone whom he'd known. Upon seeing Kurounue, still in Hinansho's body, running toward him just a few feet behind, Youko sighed—he wished he had a real body right now, but he no longer had the Necros orb so he couldn't borrow anymore bodies. Anyway the body he'd borrowed to talk to Kurounue when he'd wanted him to prevent Akiko's accident was no longer usable—it had been the body of a recently deceased girl who by now would be cremated. So even if he had the Necros orb he'd have to find another body on which to use it and that had taken him days the previous time.

"Youko." Kurounue spoke as he caught up with the Spirit Fox his thoughts more on talking with Youko than on finding and killing Karasu.

"Kurounue, it's been a while."

"Yes, too long. I should've told you sooner."

"I already knew."

"What?"

"I knew who you really were from the moment I saw you." Youko specified, not at all surprise by Kurounue's shocked expression.

"But why didn't you say anything?" Kurounue asked eyes wide, a doubting, yet frustrated gleam in his eyes. "You never even hinted that you knew."

"That's because I couldn't, my more human form and I were separated even though we inhabited the same body—I didn't have any control over that body for those last few weeks. All I could do was watch; my 'Kurama' side never realized who you were. I don't know if he even knows now."

"Oh, but why did you split? How did you split your soul?"

"I'm not sure how, it just happened. I guess it began sort of like a split personality, but progressed into a split soul. Any how it began a few years ago, during a time when my 'Kurama' personality was depressed, I couldn't stand it and I think that's what started it."

Kurounue only stared at Youko, absorbing the information with a strange hunger—he wanted to know everything that had happened to Youko since their parting in the Spirit Fox's voice; he already heard everything from Kurama, but it never seemed that it was the Spirit Fox speaking. However, after his explanation about how his soul split, Youko seemed adamant against continuing talking about anything before they found Karasu.

And so they both continued on toward the place Karasu's aura signal was coming from, silent as they ran. When they arrived they found that the aura came from a large mansion, western European style, with balconies on the assorted windows on the upper floors, no lights on at all. However one window was open, balcony-less, and it seemed as though the aura signal came from the room to which the window led.

Before, however, they could go any farther, a noise, as of two people running, attracted their attention back to the trees. On guard, they both braced themselves for anything until they saw who the two runners were.

"Hiei, Yusuke." Youko murmured waiting for the shock that was sure to arise from the sight of him, however Hiei only glanced at him before averting his gaze, though Yusuke did seem about to question Youko, but didn't. "…."

"I've already spoken with your other half." Hiei mumbled the explanation at sight of the questioning look on the Spirit Fox's face. "I know 'bout the separation."

"Oh."

"I see who you like better." Hiei whispered, motioning to Kurounue who was put off that the two already knew about Youko's and Kurama's separation, and not paying strict attention to anything else.

"Just like you prefer my other half." Youko replied, smirking when Hiei made his usually 'Hn' sound, but he knew he was right.

"…that window's the one." Hiei spoke up after a brief period of silence, his words enticing Yusuke's and Kurounue's curiosity.

"But you can't sense auras anymore, how do you know…?"

"Because that's the same window I escaped from after I killed that son of a bitch."

None of the three knew what to say, neither did they know what exactly had happened to Hiei when he was Karasu's captive—Yusuke assumed it'd been something terrible, so did Kurounue, but only Youko had any idea what that something was; Karasu had the gall to make his own brother his sex slave, so doing the same to Hiei seemed logical. Though it was apparent that Karasu hadn't bit Hiei at all—if he did, the fire-demon never would've been able to disobey.

Silence lasted between them for a few moments, the three uncertain of how to treat Hiei, wondering if the fire-demon needed comfort, but that moment ended when Ku-chan pulled against the leash Hiei still held. Neither Kurounue nor Youko noticed it at first, but when Ku-chan struggled, they did. At first, Youko wanted to kill the cub, but then remembered, and realized, that with Karasu being revived; it couldn't be the bastard's soul in Ku-chan's body anymore, could it?

"So, while it'd be easy for you two to jump up there, Hiei and I lack that ability at the moment. Along with Ku-chan, of course." Kurounue voiced that concern partly because it needed to be and partly to change the topic to a more comfortable one than Hiei's captivity period.

"Hn, I don't lack the ability." Hiei corrected Kurounue who looked at him strangely, "I can jump it, but I'd probably overwork my body by doing so."

"We'd still need to find some other way to get up there."

"I…." Yusuke began, looking from Kurounue to Hiei and then back again. "How 'bout both of you wait out here? I doubt it'd be safe for either of you inside."

"What?"

"There's no way I'm staying out here, detective. I want to kill that bastard." Hiei growled narrowing his eyes. "Even if it kills me."

"I won't allow that to happen." Yusuke replied stubbornly. "I won't lose another friend because of Karasu."

"Detective." Hiei stared at Yusuke, touched by the boy's words and protectiveness. He didn't quite understand why it affected him so, but it did—though he guessed it was because his human heart was more moved by stuff he'd hardened his demon one against. However even his human heart wouldn't override his own stubbornness to fight Karasu; nothing that Yusuke said or did would make any difference—Hiei wanted to be the one to fight and kill Karasu.

"Hiei, you're in no condition to fight, neither is Kurounue for that matter." Yusuke spoke when he saw that stubborn gleam in the fire-demon's eyes.

"Yes, so both of you should stay out here." Youko agreed with Yusuke, disregarding Kurounue's and Hiei's frustrated stares.

"What about you? You lack a physical body, so how can you be anymore able to fight?" Hiei demanded glaring at Youko.

"…." Youko smirked and narrowed his eyes, using his aura to control the plants around them. "I can still control plants, so I'm not totally useless."

"…."

"But I doubt that there are any plants inside." Kurounue softly spoke when the fire-demon didn't. "And I'm certain you can't exactly carry any seeds or plants with you—you need a physical body to do so."

"I…I…." Youko mumbled looking away from them all, arms crossed, eyes closed briefly, as the words 'you're right' escaped his barely moving lips.

"…hm…that means I'm the only one actually able to fight Karasu right now." Yusuke muttered, sighing briefly as he looked from one demon to the next, wondering if he should go by himself to face Karasu.

Before any of them could move or speak the front, double door to the mansion opened leading into the dark interior.

"I…ah, I think Karasu wants all of us to enter the mansion."

Suddenly Ku-chan pulled extremely hard against the leash, enough so that it slipped out of Hiei's grip, and then he ran toward and through the open door, with the fire-demon not far behind.