#he/they 🫵🏼

[rottengurlz]

save me sad men with brown eye(s) save me

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou, as much as he hated to admit it, liked hanging out with his friends. annoying as they may be, they always managed to have a good time that he could appreciate every now and then.

not now, though. not when they had invited you—his rival as a pro hero, someone who he fights with entirely too often. they say the streets are never repaired the same after you two try to go after the same villain, both peacocking, both trying to outdo the other. he can’t stand you.

but—but, it’s hard to hold much of a grudge when you look like that. clad in a white tee shirt and a pair of distressed jean shorts, laughing as you chuck a water balloon at Denki. your smile is big and genuine as you giggle when he nails you back, right on your flank. Bakugou’s too busy trying to memorize your smile, as he’s met too often with your snarl, when his entire face is suddenly soaked.

he pauses. everyone seems to except—except for you. no, instead, you double over in laughter, pointing at him, exclaiming that he now looks like an crazy ass Pomeranian getting its first bath. he’s eerily calm when he pads over to the bucket of water balloons, before he swings his arm back and decks you right back in the face with the cold water.

after that—it’s war. everyone seems to join in, but you two really have it out for each other. you hide behind Kirishima’s wide frame and Bakugou uses Deku as a human shield, too. you both keep throwing them at each other, and he’s determined to make you concede, call him the winner when—

was your shirt always see through? could he always see the curve of your bra—navy blue with a bit of lace on the bottom of it—and the pebbling of your nipples? the roundness of your breasts? how they move with every jump you take, every time you cheer, every time you make even the slightest movements?

“Pervert!” you exclaim when you notice where he’s staring, why he’s suddenly gone stock still, how your shirt is basically transparent at this point. you nail him in the face with another water balloon that he doesn’t even try to dodge. the coolness makes the heat of his cheeks die down just the tiniest bit, but Bakugou finds himself stomping off awkwardly, trying his damndest to hide his now raging boner.

(and maybe you two come to a truce after that? but only under the conditions that you get to see his the same way he saw yours? and maybe it goes a little further than just looking, but groping and biting and tugging and too many marks to completely cover up? maybe. who really knows?)

[blorbocedes]

every time an f1 driver has described nico rosberg as beautiful (aka he had that whole grid questioning to the point they had to call him the hottest female pop star Britney to cope)

Proud Heterosexual Mark Webber:

Jenson Button:

Sebastian Vettel:

Lewis Hamilton:

[hourly-yugi]

[luvscharlos]

Carlos in Canada 🇨🇦😩

[clowningaroundmars]

hobie genuinely making miles snort-laugh with such a stupid lame joke but miles just cant help it!

its like miles' lame "am i late or are you all just early?" joke that gwen giggled at in itsv. every spiderperson is super lame and corny

for example, hobie taking miles to his boat for the first time

miles: you live on a BOAT??! how?!! :O

hobie: i mean i gotta, dont i? i'm an anarchist. all i ever do is… "pirate" ;)

miles:

hobie:

miles:

hobie:

miles, turning around suddenly: snrrkk kmfmfff-

[spohkh]

[suckitphaneuf]

honestly one of my favorite scenes

[good-vs-evo]

i strongly believe that hua cheng once spent 12 hours blasting “you stupid bitch” by girl in red and danced around and screamed and then spent 12 hours in xie lian’s temple, repenting for calling his god a stupid bitch

[rottengurlz]

whose deadbeat dad is this

[loverboybrightsideghost]

listening to rqg 159 and alex describes how zolf would recognize wilde’s “eeerrghhhhh it has to do with touchy-feely emotions” face. yeh

[trentione]

NUNEZ NUNEZ NUNEZ

[selfishpresley]

HE KNEW BEFORE HIS LAST RACE!!! Oh my god!!!

[jonquilspool]

stannis flopping at westerosi masculinity in comparison to renly baratheon (known homosexual) and jon snow (suspected homosexual) is hilarious to me. maybe he should engage in jousts and hunting or perhaps even prove his virility by siring a bastard :/ (<- said 99% of the stormlanders in 398 AC)

[n0heart]

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