#he would've loved louise tbh

[frostise]

i still think about the fact eobard from hell to pay was a fan of frost's powers. he's so iconic for that. truly. honestly. treated her like royalty after she tried to kill him. a real gentleman for fluffing up her pillow after he kidnapped her.

[br1ghtestlight]

they're wearing their raincoats so for me this is already a 10/10 episode. love when they wear their raincoats!!

not big bob and tina going on the toddler rides at amusement parks together. LESS THRILL MORE CHILL. truly two autistic peas in a pod <3

big bob is seventy five (at least according to louise) this is important lore. also this means bob's dad is the same age as his gayass old man landlord who flirts with him every other day FJDMDJDKSMS according to my caculations big bob would've been 29ish when he had bob which means he met lily when they were in their early twenties. that also means (assuming that lily was the same age as big bob) lily would have been around 43 when she died although the math doesn't add up 100% if you consider her being born in 1941 because it would mean this episode takes place in 2016 which it doesn't. am i overthinking this one-off line where louise guestimates big bob's age??? yes i am thank you VERY MUCH.

LMAOO NOT THE BIG BOB REPUBLICAN DOOMER ARC OH NOOO

big bob making conversation while spending the day with his very young grandchildren: so have you considered that the world is terrible and people are awful and we should all kill ourselves? thoughts?

(im sure that isn't what bob meant its just funny to imagine big bob depression posting circa 2013 tumblr @ his grandkids all day)

ALSO this implies bob has been talking to big bob more regularly lately which is great. they're working on their relationship. a little bit :)

BIG BOB FOR REAL BEING A QANON TRUTHER EXCUSE ME???? THE FUCK. ohh he's literally a doomer he's watching videos about the upcoming apocolypse and how to ration food. HE'S A CLIMATE CHANGR DOOMER ITS SO OVERR im sorry thats so funny im obsessed w/ him

also our first time ever seeing (what im assuming is) bob's childhood home!! very cute. and he made them cookies

BIG BOB COMING TO VISIT BOB AT HIS RESTAURANT???? HUGE WIN???

why is big bob calling bob randomly to talk about how the world is ending and tigers are going extinct what is GOING on. at least he believes in climate change??

"like he's getting ready to..... leave the party. so he doesn't feel bad about telling everyone how much the party stinks" DONT TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT if there's an episode where big bob dies its over for me. like its done <- there won't be but i would be very very sad IF THERE WAS. to be fair we gotta kill off linda's parents too though

aww they're texting regularly <3 i like how you can ALREADY see how much bob and big bob's relationship has improved since the start of the show where bob Literally thought his dad hated him and that he was a disappointment. see what actual open communication can do for you!! im happy bob has at least one parent he can talk to kinda sorta? HE SHARES HELPFUL TIPS SO THAT BOB CAN SAVE HIS FAMILIES LIFE HES TRYING TO HELPP :(

"and today its just gonna be him. and them. and the giant cloud of darkness that follows him wherever he goes" funnily enough thats also what people say when talking about me :3

GRANDPA HUG!!!!!!!

"pop pop how much cotton candy is TOO MUCH cotton candy" "i dont know. three??"

LMAO FOR SOME REASON THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS FUCKIGN QUOTE. big bob when gene comes out to him as genderfluid like

wharf day with pop-pop!!! wharf day with pop-pop!!!!!

grandpa needs a little bench time. im ALWAYS saying this tbh

"don't get any tattoos that your parents can see" FUN GRANDPA he's definitely a better grandpa than he is a dad bcuz he was not doing this shit w/ bob when he was young i can tell you that much

OMG I LOVE TEDDYS RAINJACKET?? sorry i live in a rainforest its my god given right to comment on people's rainy day fashion. its like my one job

"i need to ask you guys A HUGE favor. can you try to take a good picture of me" teddy u are literally always hot this shouldn't be a problem. you're DRIPPING sex appeal. except this is for a handyman website so maybe less sexy?ANY PICTURE I TRY TO TAKE OF MYSELF I LOOK LIKE A MURDERER FJFMDNFJDKDNDJXHXH

louise shows up whenever she goes and figured out the best way to Cause Problems and i respect that about her. that takes real talent and dedication

one thing about the belcher kids they WILL end up locked inside a fortune telling clam in wonder wharf

he's sooo baby

everything is so okay bob dont even WORRY. big bob is asleep on a bench and the kids are stuck inside a giant clam they've done more dangerous stuff like twice this week already. at least they're inside??

"its fun when your dad shows up to. check on your grandpa"

ITS SO EASY FOR YOU BOB WITH YOUR CHARMING LOVEABLE FACE

do you not trust me with the kids :( noo big bob they literally (kinda) trusted GAYLE with the kids for AN ENTIRE WEEKEND u cant be worse than her at taking care of them. she was making them do some shit that Kids should not be doing. anyone remember the pretty paws

??? why was he just randomly like oohh we should win that gorilla for the kids. he loves them SO MUCH im gonna cry <3 he literally loves them and wants them to be happy. he SPOILS them. he's such a good grandpa and such a terrible dad lmfao

"are we being punished? for being helpful and delightful??"

if i was walking around an amusement park and i heard a robotic fortune telling clam SCREAMING for somebody to help it escape i would get the fuck outta there so fast sorry kids. you might be on your own w/ this one

i dont know why bob is acting like he doesn't lose the kids four times a week MINIMUM those mfs will run off anywhere if given half the chance. they live for the thrill

"we lose 'em and then we find them. that's our thing" ?? what did he mean by this

WHY ARE THEY LOOKING FOR "CUTE" TOOLS this subplot is so funny im kinda obsessed. mechanics for the girlies

HOW DO YOU MAKE A TAPE MEASURER LOOK SCARY........

teddy is scaring the hoes nooo. its okay teddy i would hire you maybe(??) well. yknow

IM A GENTLE PERSON :( teddy i will always be your biggest fan wtf he's literally so sweet. he wouldnt hurt a fly

silly <33

LMAO not louise just lying there and saying help us. help us. help us into the microphone she's so cute and SOOO over this whole situation

TEDDY IS HAPPIEST WHEN HE'S EATING BOB'S BURGERS THATS SO SWEET WTF

he's a good grandpa :(

SOMETIMES YOUR GRANDPA CAN BE A LITTLE DARK ABOUT LIFE AND NEGATIVE. YOU MEAN LIKE YOU LMAOO

if you keep saying stuff like that around your grandkids they're gonna believe you.... and then it might actually come true. so maybe don't say horrible stuff about the future to people who will have to live in that future </3

IM NOT ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT THE FUTURE AND THATS **BECAUSE** OF MY GRANDKIDS what if i cry right now. he literally loves them so much he's such a good grandpa!!! wtf Anyone else thinking about amelia right now. the ending

AAWWW THIS EPISODE WAS SO CUTE IM OBSESSED WITH BIG BOB he was such a terrible father but he's the best grandpa and he loves these kids SO MUCH. genuinely. and im so happy that his relationship w/ bob is getting better and that they're on better terms. also the subplot with teddy was adorable i always love teddy and linda subplots. they're BESTIES. maaaybe my favorite episode from this season so far but honestly they've all been so great that there's like five different episodes competing for that spot. and we're still only eight episodes in!!! absolutely everything i wanted from an episode with big bob (even if lily wasn't mentioned. SAD!! oh well there are other episodes) and i loved learning more abt his relationship with his grandkids and that dynamic ^_^ <33

[frostise]

“⭐️”

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒   ┇   accepting ♡

notes: this got superrrr long btw!! *insert patrick star rubbing his hands together mischievously.gif*

louise will never be around lupin's rats because she has the unintentional side effect of unsettling them in their cages. the only one who is left unaffected is his pet bat, regis. she thinks regis is the coolest animal he has when they first met and wasn't afraid to feed him a banana or two. she'll always hang out with him whenever lupin is occupied, bonding overtime and eventually—at some point in the future—hold regis like a newborn baby. she'll always greet lupin first before him but if they got into a lover's spat? then she'll give lupin one of her mean looks and greet regis instead...with a stolen gucci banana just to irritate her boyfriend

anyway. those icy jewellery he gifts her?? yeah, she's wearing those around him 24/7 there's no doubt about it!! she loves those gifts so much she goes as far as to mix-and-match them in her other outfits. her personal favourite would've been the necklace that resembles her eye colour ♡

frost loves to mark him with her blue lipstick and never tell him about it until he's staring at those lipstick stains left on his face and neck in the mirror. lupin would be pleasantly surprised at her 'trickery' so much he never even thought of wiping it off and decided to wear those marks the entire day he's out because it confirms to other criminals or supernatural beings that he's taken much to their disbelief and anyone who was stupid to make fun of him for it would've been dead on the spot

as a bonus to the headcanon above me: louise expected him to remove the markings but was touched when he never did. he'll probably return the favour by using the same tactic or maybe ask for permission to use his canines to leave love hickey's on her neck and shoulders ♡

loves to trail her fingers over his tattoos, ask about them and leave small kisses. louise will never do this to his thermal scarring unless he's comfortable with it. she'll be extra gentle while doing this action if given his permission to do so

lupin will be too embarrassed to tell her he's dyslexic. he'll mostly keep this hidden and loathes the thought of being seen as weak since he's used to being seen as a powerful entity and wants to keep maintaining that image to not just his girlfriend but to others as well. louise still doesn't know he has this issue and just assumed he prefers audiobooks over reading it in his head. one of these days, she's going to figure it out or they end up in a situation where he has to tell her

louise casually steals his black jackets and uses it as a blanket because it just smells too good to pass up but also?? because she misses his scent when he's away. it's so oversized on her petite figure!! literally touches the ground. however, she's mindful about his clothes and keeps off the ground like a queen gathering up her dress to avoid tripping over the fabric

louise will never touch lupin when he's cold in the mornings. he's like an ice block to her and she'll always sense this when she's asleep when he's levitating down on the bed and rolls away instantly, hogging the blankets from him until he goes away. they have a silent agreement none of them need to address because it's so obvious but lupin does like to tease her about it every once in awhile and is met with typical, lighthearted sass

they would end up borrowing each other's makeup, nail polishes and probably doing each other's hair?? tbh being around lupin activates her goth side a lot more than her punk side

they sunbathe together. always. louise will always sense his temperature spike, catch him outside, use a flirtatious tease and then slowly make her way to kinda just...y'know? lie next to him and cling onto his side like a koala bear. lupin will always knows what's she's up to but let's his girlfriend do this because he enjoys her closeness

since she's a professional interrogator, she can always tell when something's up with him. at first, he was extremely hard to read when they were both in the early stages of dating, but given the time to learn and adapt his closed-off tendencies? she'll be able to help in anyway she can through soothing words/actions or leave him alone if she ends up triggering his defences by accident. i think the hardest thing for her to learn was sign language if lupin ends up shutting down and using that as a form of communication. it's a rare situation for these two to be in, but if it does happen, louise would decide to be around him for silent comfort or leave if he desires isolation

she loves to surprise him at his bar or penthouse just to witness his reaction and crack that stoic mask of his everytime she comes back from manhattan with his favourite sweets. perhaps he likes french pastries? or maybe he'll settle with a blackberry ice cream? he's not very picky, is he?