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was told on twt that I should make more art without Flug...
paperhat so nice... but without Flug pls
it would be so good if there was less Flug...
ok! do you guys think I did it right? you can be honest😔
#do you remember that SpongeBob episode where he's in another restaurant and his task is to make ANYTHING ELSE except for a Krabby Patty?#he cracks an egg into a pan... and it miraculously turns into a Krabby Patty?#me; but when I try to draw smth other than Flug#villainous#villanos#vilanesco#dr flug#flug#kenning flugslys#villainous dr flug#flug x flug#flugcest?#he cloned himself like “neither one of us is gonna die a virgin!!”#he would.#he would obliterate himself first metaphorically and once he's done literally#bc “there can only be one of us... but it was fun! bye❤️”#“hmm I always wanted to kill myself...🤔”#I have way too many fucked up ideas for this btw#cartoon#fanart#my art
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Uɳσ! ɯ/ Hαιƙყυυ!! {Kαɾαʂυɳσ}
。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
I thought this would such a funny and cute concept to do, though I don’t know if anybody else has done this! I do know there is fanart of it though, but I actually got inspiration from when Admin Ko and I drunkenly played Uno! one night. It was a disaster lolol!
I hope you like this!
>Admin 𝕋
。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
𝐻𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓉𝒶 𝒮𝒽𝑜𝓎𝑜
Hinata would be the player that would be so lost
Tsuki would’ve told him how to play and he would still have no idea what the fuck he was doing
Would put down the wrong color or number and get obliterated by everyone he is playing with
After awhile, he would think he figured it out, but nah everyone plays him like a fool, and gets him to lose in the first round
he’ll want to cry, because he’s so competitive and all he wanted to do was win
at least he would want to win against kageyama
and when he doesn’t he would literally will want to play round after round until he wins
but once again
he just doesn’t get it
and it’s not even a hard game, like what the hell, man
but he gets anxious and he can’t think
He will literally spike the wrong card into the pile
everyone laughs, Kageyama would smack him upside the head and say something along the lines of “ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION, IS YOUR HEAD SCREWED ON RIGHT LIKE OH MY GOD, HOW DOES ONE EVEN--”
They will start to fight, jumbling all the cards into disarray
and that is when the game is over, and Hinata never played Uno again
It gave him nigthmares lololol
BUT BUT BUT
Hinata would be forced to play another round with everyone on another day they all hangout
And this time, he wins
he actually, and he didn’t even try, no thought process, no strategies, he just went with the flow and actually won
Kageyama would be pissed, Yachi would be proud, Tsukki would be irked and Tadashi would be clapping slowly, all of them surprised that the orange ball of dumbass actually won.
Needless to say, Uno is now Hinata’s favorite game, and he will flaunt his win to everyone who asks
𝘒𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘺𝘢𝘮𝘢 𝘛𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘰
Okay, so Kageyama would be just like Hinata, but he is better at hiding it
He also has more tact, and can figure out how the game works
But he has the worst of luck when it comes to which cards he gets
and it frustrates him to no end
Because he literally, he has to
continously
pick
cards
to get
THE RIGHT ONE
and he gets so pissed, veins are popping out of his head, the blood going up to his face. Tsuki thinks it’s the most hilarious shit, Hinata thinks he is going to shit himself.
He just wants to win, for god’s sake, but the fucking cards are giving him a run for his money, and they’re being fucking stupid, and not giving him what he wants
He has like half of the freaking deck in his hands!!
And he wants to, you know, not have that!!
and when he finally has a plan to get rid of his cards, Tsukishima smirks condescendingly and nukes him, making Kageyama get more cards from the pile with hIS STUPID REVERSE CARD PLUS FOUR BULLSHIT.
So he comes up with a plan, he’ll just discreetly put two cards down when it was his turn.
For a time, he wouldn’t get caught, but then
then Tsuki sees him, and calls him out on it. “Huh, never knew the king of the court would cheat like that.”
“I’m not cheating--”
“And here I thought you were the fair and square type of guy.”
Hinata would pipe in saying “oh my god, Kageyama, your cheating, how could you??”
“IT’S JUST A STUPID GAME--”
“THEN WHY ARE YOU CHEATING--”
the game would devolve into a game of tag, or Kageyama chasing Hinata around the room while Hinata yells about how Kageyama has anger management issues and should get therapy
after that, Kageyama will have yet to win a game while everybody else does
He would throw the cards on the ground and curse the world for only letting him be good at volleyball
“Yeah, you should really stick to volleyball, you’re obviously bad at everything else”
“TSUKISHIMA, I’M GOING TO BURY YOU IN MY BACKYARD WITH THESE CARDS--”
He’ll get over it
maybe.
𝕋𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕞𝕒 𝕂𝕖𝕚
Ah, tsukishima, this guy would be the worst to play games with
Especially card games
He wouldn’t necessarily want to play a kid’s game, but Yamaguchi convinces him to play, just one game
He can’t really say no to Yama like that, so he agrees, one game
But he’d get oddly into it, man, it won’t show on his face, but he will be the type of guy to want to win, especially against someone like fucking Kageyama
He’d want to peg him down a level, get him off his royal high horse
he’d be the prick that would taunt anybody and everybody, telling them what they should and shouldn’t do
“I don’t know Hinata, that doesn’t seem like the right choice there”
“What, but you don’t know what I’m going to put down???”
“It’s all over your face.”
“Shit, really--”
He’ll uno reverse psychology on these bitches, make them quiver in their metaphorical boots.
And he’ll love how they just don’t know what to put down now, don’t know what is the best play or not,
Kageyama looks pissed
Hinata looks like his brain is steaming
Yachi looks like she’s about to cry
And Yamaguchi is just smiling, happy that Tsuki is having a good time
Yeah, having a good time being a freaking sadist in a freaking kid’s game
Lo and behold, Tsuki wins the round that he agreed to play, and when he puts that last card down, he pulls a smug expression, adjusting his glasses
“Well then, losers, I best be on my way now.”
And just as he is getting up to grab is things, Kageyama will throw a fit and try to fight Tsuki, but Hinata holds him back like a boss
Or like this has happened way too many times
Needless to say, they would never want to play with Tsuki again
Never again
Yamaguchi Tadashi
Bro, Yama will just want to have a good time man
He’d be the one to suggest playing Uno, thinking it would be a good experience
and a great bonding game for the first years
but boy was he wrong
literal chaos all around him
And all he wanted to do was have a nice fun time, getting to know his teammates
but no
NOOOO
THEY JUST HAD TO BE EXTRA ABOUT IT
Tsuki just had to be an ass
Kageyama just had to be competitive
and hinata just had to be a little on the stupid side (we love him for it, no hate to hinata)
it was a mixing pot of anarchy and yamaguchi will just sit there and just watch as the fire grows in front of him
When it is his turn he will just quietly and gently put his card in
and then go back to watching as the three main characters of his life just go into a rampage, and just metaphorically compare dick sizes, in a game of fucking uno
Like damn
this is definitely not what he wanted
He’ll try to get them to calm down, but all three of them would turn around and tell him to either join them or zip it, to which he would sigh and make some popcorn
Cause this was gonna take awhile
Yama would probably look over to Yachi, who looks like she wants to go home, and yeah he couldn’t blame her, and he gives her an apologetic look and shrug
In the end, he unfortunately wouldn’t win, but he is grateful that it all ended
And he goes home
And burns his uno cards
ʏᴀᴄʜɪ ʜɪᴛᴏᴋᴀ
Yo, Yachi????? She’d be the underdog of the group
She would literally use the chaos that is testosterone to her advantage
She would be like a ninja
And she would be so lucky, to have all the good cards that would put the other guys to fucking shame
But she would still be anxious only because the shouting will sometimes escalate and she would lose her train of thought
But that’s okay!
She still wins literally every round she’s in!
And everybody hates her for it!
Death glares from Tsuki
Murderous intent from Kageyama
and just weeping eyes from Hinata, but he’s still mad at her, because he still hasn’t won and yet she did
Yamaguchi would be the only one that is happy for her, and she feels a connection with him on that
Yachi would feel bad, but at the same time
Yes!
She won!
And with these guys, that are so good at things likes sports and academics(only tsuki here, and sometimes Yamaguchi)???
It’s a huge win for her!
The next time they play, she would use the same strategy, and will again win everytime
Until eventually, they all kick her out of the game, thinking she is cheating
She gives them her best puppy dog eyes, and tell him she wasn’t cheating (she never really was), and they’ll give in
They let her play again
Until she wins
and that is the final straw for them, their egos bruised and their pride gone
They leave, the cards abandoned, and go wallow in the courtyard
“Uh, guys? Who’s gonna clean this up?”
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jaime brienne actors au
jaime’s been an excellent actor on many tv shows. he’s practically world renowned.
his favourite and most frequent roles are in historical films - basically anything that requires a sword, and he does all his own stunts because he loves the training so much.
he’s recently taken a year and a half break from acting due to an on-set accident filming for his last role, where he lost his sword-hand.
he seems to be back on form to the public eye, but those he’s worked with before can tell that he’s different.
his next few roles all stay well away from anything that involves a sword - aside from a cameo for the sequel of one of his older films. they have to use a stunt double for one of the big fights and it burns him.
however someone finally makes him an offer he cant refuse. its a wonderful prom a director/producer team he’s worked with before and absolutely adores - not that he would ever tell them that, because its his brother and their best friend bronn.
they tell him that he wont be taking the leading role for once - they’ve already found someone that they’ve been wanting to work with for ages and they assure him that most of the big fighting scenes will be focused on her. his role will be more of a reluctant mentor.
when he meets her, he finds that he can take on this role perfectly since he hates her.
well, hate isn’t the right word. shes annoying, and not the prettiest, but she’s smart and stubborn and fun to mess with. but she hates his ‘mildly flamboyant star ways’ and he hates the fact that she’s so good at sword-fighting. she’s relentless about it. she has a drive and passion for it that jaime hasn’t seen on anyone except his reflection. she reminds him of himself before the accident, and thats just a remind her of what he lost.
most of all he hates her because she’s a reminder that he’s given up. not metaphorically - no, she literally doesn’t shut the fuck up about hit, telling him to get off his ass and do something about it instead of wallowing. it infuriates him because shes right, he has given up and he is wallowing, but its NOT that easy. it isn’t. and she’ll never understand what he’s lost.
but he gets pissed off seeing her obliterate everyone on the practice runs and is convinced that if he was back to his old self he could have destroyed her.
so he finds bronn - who’s background mostly consists of stunts and swordplay - and pretty much demands him to teach him left-handed sword-fighting so he can finally one up that prideful bitch. bronn agrees because he’s glad jaime’s finally trying to get out of his funk - and also because his and tyrion’s plan is working ;)
so jaime works and works and works. he gains a begrudging respect for brienne, but mostly he’s more interested about getting a rise from her than say, learning lines or basically doing anything she thinks he should be. by the time he’s confident enough that he can at least hold his own against her though, production wraps. he doesn’t get to fight her - most of the remaining scenes are dialogue based and filmed back to back - theres no time and no reason, since there are no more fighting scenes and no need to practice. and judging by the stilted goodbye she gives him, he’s pretty sure brienne never wants to see him again.
it irks him, that he didn’t get to fight her - didn’t get to properly say goodbye - and continues to do so even after the film comes out.
they see each other for the first time again at the premiere, having done promo stuff and interviews separately because of their differing schedules, and wow, isn’t that a shock. jaime’s never been a big fusser when comes to makeup - girls with, girls without he doesn’t really care. but he admits that brienne looks completely different all dressed up for events and it makes him look at her differently. to be honest, in sweats or grimed up for battle scenes, sweating and messy from training with swords and constant re-takes for hours on end every day, he probably didn’t look his best while they were shooting anyway. but he cant mention any of this, because whatever they attend, she mostly avoids him. he hates it.
finally, avoidance isn’t possible. the film does excellently - so much so that they are both invited to a charity event on live tv where they will participate in a skit. jaime agrees because it will be good for his career, the charity is actually a decent one, and because brienne will be there. she goes because its charity - who says no to that?
they get given a script, and thats when they discover that it’s a skit. the acting is meant to be bad, they don’t have to try too hard, they have to have fun, so the audience has fun. jaime thinks its a great idea. he loves his job, but it will be nice to relax while filming and not have to be so serious all the time, and purposefully acting bad will actually be a challenge.
the problem comes with brienne. she hates the script for their little group; hates that shes the damsel, hates the stupid dress and hates that she got stuck with the smaller part. most of all she hates the fact that she has to kiss jaime at the end.
shes miserable. and for once, jaime actually tries to do something about it - brienne style, not his own. he cracks jokes, but ones he knows brienne will find funny and not offensive. (well. not too much.) he brings her coffee and tea whenever he gets his own. he actually compliments her - which doesn’t go down well for some reason, so he takes to subtly giving her advice and direction and (genuinely) constructive criticism, which she takes much better to.
eventually things thaw, and they end up having a blast halfway through their rehearsal time, they actually start laughing, joking together like they’re friends. jaime loves it. he starts to wonder if brienne does too.
but she always shut’s down towards the end, like she remembers herself. he gets cold goodbyes and she doesn’t stick around once he gathers her stuff.
so like any good friend/crush/work-buddy/enemy, he follows her home one night. he knows the apartment number from her keyring and he stops off at a nearby store once he finds out the building. once he’s well supplied with coffee, hot chocolate and snacks, and enough stationary to fill his car, he turns up outside.
he doesn’t get a warm welcome, instead she demands to know what kind of creep thinks its alright to follow her home.
he admits that it wasn’t the best thought out plan, but he shows her his offering and tells her his intention: they are going to take their weekend and re-write the script into something that is still fun, but isn’t some well-recycled misogynistic fairy tail princess and knight story that everyone and their great grandma has seen a million and one times.
she agrees. and doesn’t waste any time telling him that it would be much easier to use a laptop than write it out by hand.
he feels like an idiot. (especially when he remembers how god awful his left handed handwriting is and that he’d’ve probably had to make her do the writing anyway.) but it makes her laugh so thats alright.
things are frosty at first - but brienne has clearly been thinking about this pretty much since they got the original script handed to them, so she immediately launches into her idea and starts writing.
they agree to mostly keep everybody else’s parts the same, since its not fair to them to get a script change halfway through.
the stationary does get used - mostly for planning and idea scrapping. brienne is impressed by the collection of highlighters he amassed for going through the old script, and he lets her keep them. shes genuinely really happy about that.
and THATS the moment that he realises he’s in love with this sword nerd geeking out over four different 5 pack of highlighters.
eventually they call it a night. they’re both tired, and they have most of the script outlined and some parts already re-written. they can probably finish it completely by tomorrow.
brienne offers jaime the use of her couch for the night, since its early-late enough that theres no use in him going home if he’s just going to come back tomorrow.
it takes him by surprise, and he says. “such a kind offer m’lady. and here i thought you didn’t like me.”
and just like that, the easy atmosphere vanishes - as does brienne’s smile.
jaime realises he’s fucked up by finally talking about the elephant in the room. but they’ve had fun today, and even if she doesn’t like him like That, he wants to be friends. at least, he wants to know why she hates him. so he asks.
she hates that he talked down to her for most of the shoot. she thinks he doesn’t respect her. he hates that he can just wander about, doing what he wants - if she did that, she’s be blasted as unprofessional. she says that the women she knows had to work twice as hard as the men to get taken seriously in their line of work, and she’s had to work twice as hard as them - she’s not as pretty, she’s too tall and too brutish. shes lucky that she actually wanted to be in the kind of roles she does, they’re the only thing shes really suited for. and even then, she had to work so hard just to prove that she knew what she was doing, that she could fight. her earlier job quizzed her on all parts of the armour she would have to wear - and she knows for a fact that her co-workers hadn’t been asked that.
she says that all those things he said to her - about her height and her hair, the constant reminders that he was better than her, that he could take her even though they never actually fought, made her hate him. she was disappointed because she had heard so many good things about him - his passion, his drive, his devotion to the role - and had been disappointed by the arrogant prick who took everything for granted and avoided his responsibilities.
jaime responds that he was always like that - at least the last part. if she wanted the first part too then she should have done a film with him before he lost his hand. theres a lot of bitterness there, more than brienne expected, and she doesn’t know what to say.
so jaime speaks instead. he says how much of his role depended on his hand and how no one understood how fucking awful it was losing it because it was practically his identity. it was all well and good people telling him to go for other roles, but he enjoyed the ones he had - thats why he took them. thats why he hated having stunt doubles. in the past he just really wanted to do it himself. now it just reminds him that he cant do that shit any more. he tells her that a lot of that was why he was so difficult with her; he was jealous. jealous of her skill, and that she could still do what he couldn’t.
he acknowledges that he was a prick. he explains that most of it was just teasing, trying to get a rise out of her. he didn’t know how much it was actually getting to her since she never showed it and always gave as good as she got. he admits that he is self-absorbed; but he does try to look out for the women on the set. his sister used to be treated like shit on the sets she worked until she quit, but she had never shown or said anything about it, he hadn’t noticed because she seemed fine enough that he didn’t look for it.
she says thats because she was lucky in that set; the only problem was him. he’s fucking mortified and apologises profusely. he tells her that he does respect her - very much in fact. he admires her skill greatly and he admits that he knows that his brother bronn want to do more with her. he tells her he likes her, he’s seen her as a friend for most of the time even though she hated him, and she admits that she has had fun with him. when he’s not being an ass he’s fun to be around, and when he’s not being a cock he does seem to understand her. they get along well when they aren’t at each other’s throats.
they resolve to be friends, now that they’ve aired so much stuff. the air is still heavy, but jaime finds it more like the air after a long rain. thick and heavy but with the sun already starting to come through the clouds.
she lends him some sweatpants and a shirt to sleep in. they’re both too big and he plans on stealing them the next morning.
(spoiler alert: he doesn’t even change out of them the next day. when the script is done and he has to leave, she doesn’t even ask for them back and he leaves in them, a very very happy man.)
they take the script’s out to the show’s producers the next day and are impressed, particularly since the only major changes are to their own lines. any prop changes are small and require no additional cost, and there are no additional backgrounds or anything like that. everything gets the green light.
rehearsal goes so much better after that; their acting improves as it worsens and the two of them love it. brienne has a blast - finally able to loosen up properly and stay that way, no longer running out the door to avoid jaime. instead, they hang around while they pack up and hat. sometimes they go get dinner or a coffee afterwards, or go back to hang at brienne’s - since it’s nearer. jaime still hasn’t returned the clothing he stole. in fact, he steals more.
(thats fine though, because his favourite fleece plaid jacket and mustard yellow hoodie have been nabbed in return)
by the time the live production roles around the two of them are practically joined at the hip.
everything goes wonderfully. jaime, the dashing knight, manages to get to the princesses tower by ‘fighting’ anything in his way - aka being saved by multiple unrelated but coincidental things like falling branches and dragon’s being afraid of mice while jaime trips over his own sword - and when he gets there and shouts for the princess; gets told “MOVE.”
brienne, having ‘shorn off’ her massive plaid of hair before jaime got there, throws it down and uses it to rappel to the ground. jaime says hes come to rescue her, to which brienne replies that she ‘can to that myself, thanks.’ and reveals shes only been in the tower for a day. she rips off the tear-away bottom of her dress, picks up a sword, and proceeds to kick the ass of everything that comes their way after - including, of course, a bear - as she basically becomes jaime’s escort to the city and keeps him from getting killed.
then comes the big issue. the kiss scene, which they’ve never practiced because they both avoided so well that they hadn’t realised they hadn’t practiced until the moment they have to do it live on air.
it makes the final scene EXTREMELY awkward - which is Very Obvious and the audience finds absolutely hilarious - as they both realise and both Panic...
until brienne says in a very loud voice: “oh screw this” and grabs jaime by the fake leather doublet and essentially snogs the shit out of him - to the point where jaime has to scrabble to get hold of her and keep his balance and spends most of the kiss severely off balance on his tiptoes trying not to fall over.
the show gets the most donations ever recorded for that particular programme.
jaime and brienne’s newest film - which is brienne’s first production credit, since bronn and tyrion insisted she help write the script after finding out about her work on the last one - is a spy comedy that has brienne playing the lead role of the spy, and jaime has the wonderful role of the villain that falls very obviously head over heels in love with her and leave his evil ways behind - but not without bringing some tips and tricks to defeat the True villain of the film.
principal filming takes place the day they get back from their honeymoon, where they wrote a script for a knight movie that features jaime as the best knight getting his ass handed to him by brienne, and spending the rest of the movie trying to marry her. turns out that being a very lovestruck idiot is a role jaime suits rather well.
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A Potential Loophole To Exploit (6/? - A “Just Pieces On The Board” Story)
This part I wrote last night, but never got the chance to post here. Everyone seems to be glad I rewrote a scene in “Thor: The Dark World” that starts this series, and so now we’re getting to see Frigga show why she is the better ruler for Asgard than Odin ever would be. This also ties up some loose ends in this fic and “yet our roots remain as one” and shows how Hela would have come in to play if I did a straight rewrite of “Thor: Ragnarok.”
A Potential Loophole To Exploit - After Thor and Loki leave a meeting with their mother, they start to talk about what can be done to stave off the foretold arrival of their sister, Hela, and begin to make plans.
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“You seem to be quite interested in the technicalities of the arrangements,” Frigga said as she came over to Mycroft’s side. There had been a luncheon prepared for the guests and more conversation about what Asgard could offer. It seemed as though the consensus, at least amongst those gathered, was that the Asgardians would settle in Norway, and the countries would have an equal share of access to the technology they could offer with Tony Stark offering work for those in the sciences at Stark Industries, done by satellite. Mycroft himself honestly thought this was the best idea, though Molly was asking for some of the SHIELD scientists to be able to work at both their United States and United Kingdom headquarters as well.
While it was entertaining to watch Molly barter with Stark, his attention had been turned to the woman in charge of the whole world that they were on. Everyone was aware that her husband had been murdered here in the castle, that both Odinson and his adopted brother had led the quest for revenge, and that the scientist Foster had been involved as well, though in what capacity he himself still wasn’t sure. But no one had said much about what Frigga had been doing, and he had found himself...curious, so he had taken to studying her as she spoke to the others, listening intently to what she had to say.
“I have more sense than most of the politicians here,” he said with a smile. “I also have the ear of many of their political allies and enemies.”
“A man in a position of power,” she said with a nod. “And...Sherlock is your brother?”
He nodded. “Yes. He’s a man of sciences and crime, mostly the science of crime. But his soon to be wife is head of SHIELD in Britain, and runs it quite well with Coulson. She used to be a spy herself, but doesn’t take many assignments these days.”
“Molly seems like a very determined woman,” she said with a soft laugh. “You have a soft spot for her.”
“I suppose I do. Nothing romantic, but I knew her past when most didn’t. I knew full well everything she was and can be capable of.”
“And you’re proud of her, it seems.”
“I am, yes,” he said with a nod. “You’re quite perceptive.”
“I suppose I am,” she said with a soft laugh, sitting in the chair next to him. “Would you like to know exactly why we’re willing to risk many things to leave this planet?”
“I would,” he said, turning to face her.
“Before Thor was born and Loki was taken from Jotunheim, my husband and I had a daughter, Hela. She was a fierce fighter and helped my husband conquer many realms. But she was also vicious and bloodthirsty. Soon, he knew she would turn against him to take the power for herself, and the realms would run red with rivers of blood.”
Mycroft nodded. “So I’m assuming he banished her to save the throne and the realm.”
“He did,” she said. “And then we had Thor, and Loki was found during a battle with the Jotun and my husband knew that there was something different about him when he turned from blue to the color we are with nothing more than a simple thought in his head. And all was well until Loki found out the truth and my husband went into Odinsleep. I failed to tell him the truth, and after he left and tried to conquer your realm, Odin refused to tell him the truth of who he really was. And I suppose I should at some point. But my husband sacrificed himself for me when he saw my beloved Loki attempt to do so first. There was some warmth for him, I suppose, but it came too late and at a cost I did not want to pay.”
“My condolences,” Mycroft said.
“Thank you.” She turned from Mycroft to look at Thor and Jane, who were eating near the head of the table, and it was quite obvious to him the two were very much in love. “She will make a good Queen when he takes the throne.”
“If what I’ve observed today is true, I think you’re right,” Mycroft replied. “Why hasn’t he taken it now, if I may ask? Not to disparage you as a ruler, but...”
“No offense is taken. There is much he can do for the good of the realms that do not involve ruling. I’m here and thriving, I can rule for some time. Jane has been changed by her experience here in Asgard, both metaphorically and literally, and she can bear him fine children, should they wish. But if the line dies out with Thor and Asgard is still in existence, Hela will come back and draw her power from Asgard itself. She’ll be unstoppable.”
“So the planet will be obliterated once all of you have relocated?” Mycroft asked, tilting his head. Frigga nodded. “The gathered delegates will not like that. They’ll want to keep Asgard in play for anything else valuable that they can strip from it.”
“Well, accidents do have a way of happening,” she said with a sly smile, one that Mycroft found himself mirroring. Oh, there was a good chance that the others may not like the end result in regards to Asgard, but he had the feeling he had just been made a confidante of the Queen of Asgard. He could keep this to himself; after all, his life revolved around secrets.
“I will not act unsurprised if there is one,” he replied, and Frigga patted his arm and then changed the subject to other things. This would, most definitely, be a very important conversation they just had, and he would keep it to himself until she gave him leave to do otherwise.
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for the writing meme: “It’s an interesting concept. Real life as something you can escape from if you just find the right work-around for it. Nothing that happens to you really matters, because you’re just going to overwrite it later. You’re always an all-new, all-different Nick. A dry-erase board you let other people to write on, and then erase when you decide you’re done with them.” (this is right about when I started sobbing through the whole chapter btw)
THANK YOU! That response means a lot to me, because this story means a lot to me.
I left out so much in the official DVD commentary for this story, which I suppose is more technical. A lot of thematic exploration is better-suited to this kind of comment, or to responses to direct questions.
There are two points in the story that explain the centrality of workarounds to Rush’s character. The first is the AI’s line, in an earlier chapter, about how both it and the Rush have been forced to develop workarounds to survive, as neither of them (because they’re so traumatized) can operate as intended. The second is here, where Rush’s own fixation with workarounds is explained by Telford-but-really-Rush-himself. (Telford, whether actual or imaginary Telford, is often cruel, but almost always correct in his analysis.) Rush is desperately trying to find workarounds to escape from himself, because he feels that he can’t continue to live as the man he’s become.
The image of the dry-erase board recurs throughout the story. I think I describe California as a “dry-erase state” in one of Rush’s memories— a state where everything is erasable. That’s an idea that’s profoundly attractive to Rush, who even with Gloria feared that he was a failure as a human being, that he was defective in some important way. He had already tried, then, to metaphorically obliterate himself once— cutting off contact with his family and trying to remake himself into someone who would fit into Gloria’s world. But after her death the urge towards obliteration becomes stronger. This encourages his tendency towards passive self-destruction: if he’s going to obliterate himself, then it doesn’t matter what terrible things other people do to him. Why should he stop them? But, of course, this nihilism means that there’s no possibility of growth or healing, because nothing matters— nothing leaves a mark.
Implicitly here we also see that where other characters (notably Young) turn their anger outwards, at those who they feel have wronged them, Rush’s impulse is to turn his anger inwards. He doesn’t take action against the people doing the writing; he erases himself. For me, this comes from the fact that his formative memories are of a profound powerlessness: feeling small, frightened, and inexplicably shameful, and having no meaningful avenue through which to express those feelings or effect any change. The only thing he could control in his life was himself. As an adult, it often doesn’t even occur to him that being straightforward with people or asking for help would be a useful option; instead, he tortures himself and hoards the scraps of control he can get. Again: other people do what they want, and all he can do is obliterate himself to reassert control. Self-destruction becomes one big triumphant fuck-you.
But, of course, by the end of this chapter he realizes that he can do something other than literally blow himself up— that there is another option. And that’s the beginning of his transformation.
ask me about fic or message me about it if you want to make sure the ask won’t get lost!
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JOHN GREEN, REVIEWED.
WHAT’S UP EVERYPONY, IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER ONE OF THESE.
The Fault in Our Stars, by John Green.
THIS IS THE FIRST ONE OF THESE I’VE DONE THAT IS ABOUT SOMEONE WHO IS STILL ALIVE. I KNOW THIS DWEEB GETS BULLIED ON TUMBLR A LOT, SO IF I HAD FEELINGS, I MIGHT FEEL WORRIED OR NERVOUS ABOUT FUCKING OBLITERATING HIM ON THIS PLATFORM.
GOOD THING I DON’T! JOHN GREEN WRITES LIKE A TRENCHCOAT KID.
IF YOU LIKE JOHN GREEN, IT’S FOR ONE OF TWO REASONS. ONE, YOU ARE A HIGH SCHOOLER WHO’S JUST LEARNED WHAT DEATH IS. TWO, YOU THINK THAT BECAUSE HIS PROTAGONIST IS A HIGH SCHOOLER, HE IS ADEPTLY CAPTURING WHAT BEING A TEEN IS LIKE. WHO AMONG US DIDN’T WRITE A FEW TOO MANY POEMS, BACK THEN? WHO AMONG US WASN’T SHOVED IN A LOCKER, METAPHORICALLY, BY THE FORCE OF OUR AFFECTIONS? (AND THEN LITERALLY, BY THE OBJECT OF OUR AFFECTIONS?)
IF YOU’RE A SHITTY CHILD, AND YOU’RE LUCKY/UNLUCKY ENOUGH, YOU’LL EVENTUALLY GROW AND BECOME A SHITTY ADULT. YOUR OPINIONS CAN STILL BE SAVED. OPTION ONE IS THE ENEMY OF TIME, NOT ME.
OPTION TWO FUCKING KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT. IF THIS IS WHAT YOU THINK A TEENAGER’S BRAIN IS LIKE, I CAN ONLY HOPE YOU DON’T KNOW ANY TEENAGERS, BECAUSE THEY’D HATE YOU. NOTHING IS MORE INFURIATING TO THEM THAN FLACCID ATTEMPTS AT BEING “UNDERSTOOD.”
I TRIED TO READ THE FAULT IN OUR STARS ONCE AND GOT TO PAGE EIGHT. I WAS THE FUCKING TARGET DEMO FOR THAT BOOK AT THE TIME, TOO. A HEARTSICK LONER STARING DOWN THE BARREL OF OBLIVION, KNOWING LIFE HAD NO POINT, BUT CURSED TO LIVE REGARDLESS. SOME REAL MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SKULLDUGGERY. THIS BOOK FAILED TO RESONATE WITH ME BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING SMUG, OKAY?
HERE.
“I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.”
AAAAAUUUUUGH!!! WHY! WHY. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS. WHY IN THE WHOLE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME PERSONALLY. WHAT DO YOU GAIN FROM MOCKING A VERSION OF ME THAT I HATED AT THE TIME, AND HATE MORE WITH EVERY PASSING YEAR? THIS TWERP SOUNDS LIKE A NETI POT READ A THESAURUS.
THIS IS THE CHEESIEST, LAZIEST, MOST POINTLESS, MOST FACILE DECLARATION SINCE KANYE THREATENED TO LEAVE TWITTER. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
I CAN HEAR THIS IRRADIATED WASTELAND OF A TEENAGE BOY FELLATING HIMSELF AS HE TALKS.
GOD, I DIDN’T ACTUALLY EXPECT TO GET THIS ANGRY.
THIS NOVEL IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T EXPERIENCE SECOND-HAND EMBARRASSMENT AND HATE READING. MORE LIKE “THE FART IN OUR CARS,” SUBTITLE, “WITH ALL THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP.”
NO.
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