#he would go to a goth concert and pretend he was just there to chaperone one of his daughters
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thinking about blorbo from my dnd campaign again
#snarky speaks#his name is king xarus maximiliano nunier travel braedelar-tallow y de leccatia#he sucks he rules and like seven people know about him#cat being dragged on a leash on a walk it doesn't want to be on of a tiefling#starts the campaign a paranoid marquis rogue jumping at his own shadow and the dark and the gods and ended a vengeance paladin of shar#he went briefly blind because of a blood curse from his ex so he couldn't see the ring his future spouse was trying to propose to him with#the most cat coded man but for someone he loves he'll bark lmao. has like 17 borzois and a whole royal kennel. he knits sweaters for them.#he would go to a goth concert and pretend he was just there to chaperone one of his daughters#he was willingly shot in the chest by one of the squad to resurrect his god from a dormant monster state#his whole life he thought he was an affair baby because his mother is a half-elf and his supposed father was human#but really a devil wormed her way into his parents' relationship and they're all kind of in love#his grandpa and aunt were gnomes (rip to a racist old king you tiny imperialist fuck)#he's a 6'2" albino tiefling with wings so you know his back muscles are crazy. he would rather die than be without his shirt#his favorite food is red snapper and shellfish paella#his spouse is the self proclaimed mad wizard of the kingdom whose gender is wizard and looks are immaculate#fashionable goth rich prettyboy shown up and dragged along on a leash by the most dazzling and cleverest person you've ever met in your lif#i'm obsessed with all of them. blorbos from my show (we made)#he's part of a queer polycule with the other members of their adventuring party
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