#he worked his ass off his whole life and he'd be like yk fuck it i can't stream on sundays imma just go home?!??

[nunap]

People who say why don't chan just make his own company why don't he throw his life away and becomes a rando in Australia hello?!? Let's be realistic please. He's not the one who has to do anything smh

[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

Hiiiii, keep up the good work you feeding us so well mama<3

i was thinking about Bill or Tom (you choose) x a motherly reader ? Not in a weird way but in a mom friend way ? Like reader cooks/bakes for their bf, they're good medics, always have anything anyone could need at any moment in their bag (chapstick, water, snack, brush, etc..), they just love their bf sm and loves taking care of them and sometimes likes to baby them<3

(hi! Sorry this took so long and they may suck but I just decided to go with bill for now, hope that's okay! Enjoy!)

Bill Kaulitz x Motherly Reader

He would feel so safe man

You're just so comforting somehow

He'd be happy to see that you made him food

Especially if you baked for him

He'd be so happy

He'd refuse to eat if you didn't eat with him though

He'd cook or bake you something in return

He's not the best cook but he tries to bake

Even if it's not the best he tried

And you're such a good caretaker oml

He once cut himself pretty bad, I don't know how, during a set on stage and started bleeding

It was probably on his outfit

Yk the one he performed in with spikes all over it?

That one

Didn't even notice it until between songs your ass came running with a fucking bandaid and hydrogen peroxide

Was forced to sit as you patched it up all quick

Gave him a kiss and kissed his cut before you hauled ass off stage

You did it in under two minutes before the next song and he was so confused on how you did that so quickly

It's just the motherly instinct in you somehow he doesn't know

He is constantly missing stuff

Forgetful sometimes

But you somehow have EVERYTHING

Anything.

Whatever the hell he needs you pull it out of your never ending backpack of heaven

Will just watch as you pull possibly anything from your bag

"I forgot my-" 

Somehow it is already in his hand before he can finish the sentence

It's like magic 

He just stares between you and the item before smiling

Damn, he did find the one for his dumbass!

He probably gets sick easily I feel like at times

And when you care for him?

Oh my god he feels like he's already better even if he could be dying

Just wants to be cared for man

And sometimes he's tired and overwhelmed

From everything and just wants to be comfortable and happy for a bit

And you baby him sometimes, and your hugs are so comforting

He acts like a child once you hug him and he just feels overwhelmed

May sniffle a bit but bro he is hugging onto you for dear life

Especially if it was after a hard day

Will probably be held by you like a baby for a little bit

His arms around your neck and his legs around your waist as you're forced to carry him around

He is a full on child in a grown body

He can't help it man! You just are so welcoming to him and he just wants to be held

The motherly friend to the group but most of all to Bill

Sometimes he just wants to be held or have someone run their hands through his hair and to be comfortable

And you're the whole package!

Is not letting go.

[dollfaceksj]

okay clover, im finally out of work & ready to give my review/analysis. but beforrrree that, I can totally relate to that anon with being delulu & thinking yk who I am by my typing style and because I was kinda the first to start these long ass analysis💀i am humbled now bcs your inbox is flooded. BUT OKAYYY back to it ! as you may or may not know tehe im a slut for angst so I actually loved this chapter don’t kill me guys, different strokes for different folks ig .. I haveeee to compliment you on the way you write because as soon as I started reading the first few sentences, my heart sunk & I literally felt everything oc was feeling. It was so descriptive & literally just so well written! But once I realized how angry Tae was omggg was I scared for oc. I can understand the betrayal tae feels but I think he went overboard with airing her business out like that! I’m not sure if he aired both their business out like that with the intention of doing it so they break it off. I feel like he knows them both well enough to know that this could possibly end them. Both pieces of information was extremely personal and really hurtful/harmful to what they’re in the process of building. I don’t want to think tae would sink that low but in the heat of the moment, nothings off limits. I understand & sort of sympathize with Tae because when I get mad I say some pretty shitty things too (im working on it!) im not saying it’s okay AT ALL what he did, but I can understand it! I was wondering when you wrote “but Taehyung loves you. He grew up with you. He knows you like the back of his hand. You're family and there's nothing that will change that. He'd do it again in a heartbeat.” Was this her thoughts or was it Tae’s, would he actually do it all again? Because if yes :( if no :((. Also "Who do you think will get the blame when you suddenly start slacking with your grades because you're getting fucked over by some guy?" OMGG did this go everyone’s head!! Like why didn’t jk say anything?? Like i get if he would’ve said something he could’ve just made Tae blow up even more .. but like he basically said you’re gonna fuck her over & you didn’t defend yourself, you had no rebuttal.. so is it because Tae’s right??!? OMGOMGN THIS MAY BE ME JUST OVER REACTING BUT also 👀👀👀. Then he drops the whole pregnancy thing !!!!! That was shitty asf tae, that was not your business to tell! Honestly oc stronger than me because the whole situation was emotional asf & I would’ve broke down as soon as Tae raised his voice at me & looked at me with disappointment in his eyes :( I couldn’t take it :((( the timing was terrible too, oc lowkey initiated the whole going raw thing so I could understand if Jk’s view changes towards her a bit. It does look bad on oc’s part. The whole “oc’s a slut” thing is a big nono bcs it’s life shit happens. Is she irresponsible, reckless & impulsive? Yes. A slut ? No. Also I’d like to point out, we don’t know oc’s entire pov of what actually happened, only Tae’s angry spew of words. For all we know she could’ve been doing it with someone she was really in love with. Also, cumming in someone & wanting someone to cum inside you is a big kink, maybe she got carried away. She’s young okay. Let’s take it easy on her! Even though part of me is saying “oc bitch come on girl!! Twice?? & you’re still at it with your risky games? bffr!!” From Taehyungs perspective I feel like he’s being really misunderstood! What oc did is really fucked up, because yeah him & jk are close but him & her are closer! They’re practically family! He literally gave up his dream school for her, he loves & protects her! If shit goes left it’s not her thatll get yelled at, it’s him .. by BOTH sets of parents. Because he was her responsibility. If I was oc I would literally go in a depressive state bcs, now all I would think about is “does Tae hate me? Does he regret what he did for me? Am I a burden? Did I ruin his life?” Shit is just really sad :(! (Omg it got long again, hold of 1/?)

wow! im so impressed with your analysis! i really read this with a cold drink in my hand like i was reading the morning news paper lmaoooo

to answer some of your questions: 1. who thought "tae would do it all over again" it isn't either of them thinking this. it is my input as the author, it's canon and it's true to what tae would do. he would

2. i understand why you would think that about the fucking over part and why jungkook didn't defend himself, but it was more of a way if jungkook said he wasn't fucking her over or trying to, tae would be confused cause its jungkook and he's known for fucking around so he might've made the connection that they weren't just messing around but that there were romantic feelings involved and he wasn't sure how tae would take that, especially with the mia thing

3. yeah. i tried foreshadowing y/n's strict parents by her being reckless and enjoying her freedom as much as she does. you know what they say, strict parents raise sneaky children

i'll go read your other half now!

[ohwonzs]

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝑭𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆🌹

PAIRING(S):: nsb x reader

GENRE(S):: soft/fluff

W.C:: + 1K

WARNING(S):: cursing, none

!!not checked twice

AUTHOR’S NOTE:: tumblr keeps deleting this shit im so done fr- enjoy<33

𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫: 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐬

As I already said, Oliver is a teddy bear: he is so lovely and soft im crying. We already saw how he is when he meets stars, so the first thing I'd think abt Oliver's form of love would be hugging. He would hug you whenever he can, no matter the situation: for example, if u are sad or not feeling good he'd hug you tight and whisper smth like "Hey, don't worry, I'm here with you okay?" or just a simple "I love you" (simple but full of love uwu). He would hug you after a long day at school/work, while you are cooking dinner for the two of you, and even while you sleep. He just wants you to know that he loves you a lot and that he is beside you.

𝐊𝐚𝐧𝐞: 𝐜𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬

I think Kane and Oliver would have similar forms of love: Oliver's is hugs, and Kane's is cuddles. Cuddles, cuddles, cuddles, this is what goes on Kane's mind whenever he sees you. Like Oliver, Kane just wants to make sure that you know he is and he will always be right there for you, but also he likes to see your body wrapped in his arms (it makes him the happiest human being living). He loves to cuddle, especially before going to sleep because he has the opportunity to protect you while you sleep. He would pet your hair, hug you tight, and whisper romantic ass things to you, such as "I love you so much" "you make me so happy" etc. You better marry this man or I'll go after you 😤😤

𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧: 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮

We know how is Sebastian, and honestly, I think he would show his love for you not by doing smth romantic like Oli or Kane, but by making fun of you (not seriously). He would do it if you are shorter than him, or for things that happened in the past. You would complain and tell him it's not funny, but this mf finds you so cute when you get mad, especially when you pout and go away angry (he'd do it on purpose no cap). Sometime you'd stop talking to him and he would do anything to make you talk to him again- i mean it. He may be annoying as hell sometimes, but he just wants you to know he loves every imperfection of you ngl this is a weird way tho

𝐑𝐲𝐚𝐧: 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬

When we think about Ryan one of the first things that come into our minds, after the fact he is hot as fuck look at me simping lmao, is that he doesn't like skinship and affection, but YOU ARE WRONG GRR. Ryan himself told us that he likes PDA (his TikToks r a PURRFECT example fr). For example, once he said that he would put a pic of him and his s/o kissing as lockscreen, he even said he would kiss his s/o 24/7, so dont think he'll stay still cuz bruh he won't😭 NO BUT I WANT THIS😭😩 I think his forms of love would be kisses but also holding hand yk. This mf clearly said he loves kisses, so be ready to be attacked by his lips lmao😭😭 He would kiss your cheeks, your neck, your lips, your hands, your fingers, EVERYTHING, he loves to kiss you and he will always do that, no matter what. Maybe he won't kiss you that much when you are in public or when the members are around, but still. He'd probably kiss your hands randomly, but mostly when you two are holding hands I fucking want this holy shit: he'd hold your hand randomly, just because he wants to feel your presence. He'd do it while you two are hanging out, while driving, or when you are cuddling on his bed. Please please please show him affection or I'll do it back off LMAO he will play valo for a whole day😟😟 (straight)

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧: 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬

Like Ryan, I think Justin would show his love by holding hands. He wants you to know he is with you and that he will never leave your side, no matter what. He wants you to be conscious that he loves you to death, and that you are one of the most important people in his life. He would hold your hands especially when you are feeling nervous, or there's something big coming (such as graduation, meeting parents and friends, etc) and he'd probably tell you something like "Don't worry about it, you'll make it" "I'm right here, dont worry okay?" or just a simple "I love you" in a very comfortable way. He loves to see your small hand holding his, he finds it really cute uwu. Holding hands makes him really happy and better, so please hold his hands whenever you can:((

𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐞: 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬

It may sound pathetic as hell, but Regie would let you wear his clothes. He loves to see your lil body in his clothes, he finds it hilarious🧍‍♀️ "LMAO BABE YOU ARE SO TINY HAHA" 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ anyWAYS- It all started when you slept at his place and the next morning you put on his hoodie cuz it was cold and your dumb ass forgot to bring a sweater, since then Reg's obsession started😭 He'd do anything just to see you wearing clothes of his, and I mean it: for example, he'd hide your clothes and act like he does not know a thing. "Regie where are my clothes??" "I don't know, well since you can't find them you can wear mine". He even left some of his clothes at your place, in case you want to wear them. If he tells you to wear them, dont complain, just do it, you'll make him the happiest. MY HEARTEU

𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧: 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮

Darren fought so hard to get a partner 💀 that now he doesn’t want to ruin anything (you are basically stuck with him LMAO HELP-🤡🤡). He knows too damn well you love the food he cooks, so he would cook for you almost every day give me a Darren pls. He’d cook for special occasions (such as birthday, mensiversary, graduation or/and meeting your parents) or even randomly, you know, just because he loves you so much. Speaking of parents, after eating Darren’s food they’d probably tell you to marry him asap😭😭😭 no but fr they’d be speechless who wouldn’t bruh

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