#he wont show her the deer then lmao

[abyssal-cryptid]

Still thoughts about Tears of the Kingdom (SPOILERS)

The Great Fairies look like they want to eat the small man when they first emerge

Zonai Zelda is so cute

The memories bro the memories

THERE IS A SECOND GIANT HORSE

Why cant I put flowers in their mane

Please let me marry Zonai Zelda

Rauru is like lmao Zelda I wont die *dies*

Rauru dont give Zelda more trauma she has been through so much already

Rauru is like "we will put this all on Link"

HE'S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH

I will write angry fanfic about this

Gleeoks are so terrifying what the fuck

You can upgrade your horses

What did they do to my beautiful dessert

They let me in as a man??? Noooo I was waiting to enjoy the complicated feelings of Link's gender again

Riju looks so good in this new look

Its so hot everywhere

Nooo my coins my coins!!!

Again doing shrines because I need hearts and stamina

I am a well enthusiast

I caught the golden horsie

Trying to find a perfect colored 5* speed horse is hard

Why are there gleeoks everywhere

IVE BEEN COLLECTING HORSE GEAR

Outfits my one true love

My horses are so cute

Let me customize the big horses pleaseee

I need to murder more deer for coins

Need to go deal with the Lurelin Village Pirates

DID I FREAK OUT ABOUT GIBDOS YET

I HATE THEM

Sorry I write these while Im not playing so I dont always remember to go in order

Im also writing fanfic because of course I am look at me

YOU CAN MAKE PICKAXES FROM THE MOBLIN HORNS

Im having so much fun

Shrines are becoming less awful

MY GOD I HATE GANONDORF

NOT SONIA

NOOOO

Wait how is Zelda the descendant of Sonia and Rauru if Sonia died without children

I saved this man's goats

Satori mountain is said to have endura carrots. I need them please

THE STICKY ARMOR LOOKS SO COOL

Im pro-all armors that show off Link's cool arm

I looked up how to get to Hestu and

I know what I need to do but I dont have the strength to do it

No joke theyre evil for this

How do I get gloom resistant armor

Playing the Zora main questline

The sky island has moon gravity!!

Where is Kass

The new dragon is a Light Dragon

Finally some good fucking food (All the apples on satori mountain)

Me: oh shit blood moon should be soon

Literally the next night: blood moon

Im a psychic

You are correct Roman there is so many apples here you do deserve some here you go baby boy

The checkmark you get for caves is if you killed the Bubbulfrog in there

I need to kill more

I want the full mystic armor

I have one friend who isnt into LOZ and I could tell all this to her but its no fun if she knows nothing about it

She does send me Zelda memes tho. 10/10 friend

Finally endura carrots

WAIT HOLD ON YIGA CLOTHES

OMG FINALLY

I love Malanya so much

Best god

I love Sidon but my god is he just in the way during the Water Temple

On the way, making me waste my bubbles, why do I have to be next to him to get the bubble

GET OUT OF THE WAY LET ME HIT THE CROCODILE

Useless

Hearing Zelda being referred to as the Sage of Time >>>>

Also I will not shut up about how pretty Zelda is

I have to draw her

Im a simple lesbian

My switch camera is full of screenshots of her

Every cutscene has her be so pretty

Sidon made me my own copy of him

And this man isnt marrying me

KING DOREPHAN DIDNT DIE

YAY

I dont think I could have handled that

WAIT SIDON'S BECOMING KING???

My camera roll is also full of screenshots of Sidon

NOO YONA BECAME QUEEN

DONT CALL HER BELOVED SIDON

SIDON STOP CALLING HER ENDEARING NAMES

SIDON

Yona is actually really sweet Im just having a moment

A sad day for Sidon lovers everywhere

King Sidon is handsome

He literally got on his knees to swear a vow to me and gave me a ring and married Yona

Yona is cute and I love her

Like her voice too

She's adorable

Maybe we can do a triad

Political(ish) marriage + one crackhead who attracts all the trouble

No because I still actively avoid spots where there used to be guardians

I was at a stable and went "no cant go that way there's guardians"

Nightmares wont give up ever apparently

ALSO HAVE YALL SEEN THE TIKTOKS OF LIKE

PEOPLE ABUSING THE BACKBAG KOROKS

There has been so many crucifications. The Korok Space Program. Fire is involved

I've also seen people build bombers and mechs

I love it

It seems so wild to me because I dont build in this game

If I can avoid it

I do use the dispensers but thats because its gambling

But all the material spots just get ignored

Nope

Dont care

Im going on Roman (my horsie)

But I love everyone is vibing

But still. I need easy mode

These posts are how I process the game btw. Been surprised that people have liked them. I will keep going because I have to process what I feel about things (doctor's orders)

[killerandhealerqueen]

Headcanons for...a gaon whos literally as rich as yohan 👀 can be gaon is still his trusty sidekick who sits on his left ( lmao ) but also can be any other occupation ( or both takes i wont complain :)

Gaon and Yohan meet at a gala one night and Yohan is intrigued by the young man. He's a rather wealthy young pediatrician at one of the local hospitals and Yohan finds him fascinating

Gaon isn't like the other rich bastards at the gala, you know, snooty or uptight. He's very down to earth and very kind, and has the sweetest smile that Yohan's ever seen

Yohan really wants to talk to him but notices that he's constantly surrounded by older women who just keep touching and petting him and Yohan can tell that he's uncomfortable

So he uses this as his chance to go talk to the man and walks over to Gaon and the women, placing a gentle hand on his back before guiding him away without saying a word, the women huffing before walking off

Gaon looks over at him and smiles gratefully, thanking him for rescuing him. Yohan just chuckles and comments that Gaon looked a bit like a deer in the headlights back there. Gaon huffs and explains that it's his first gala and he's never been to one before so he's not used to all the attention

Yohan raises an eyebrow before he smiles and introduces himself and Gaon looks at him with wide eyes because he never thought he'd actually get to speak to the Kang Yohan himself. Yohan just chuckles and assures him that he's not that interesting

"Well, I'll just have to determine that for myself"

Yohan looks at him in surprise before he chuffs. The two get to talking and for the first time in a long time, Yohan's actually enjoyed the gala because there's someone actually interesting to talk to who doesn't just want to talk about politics or money

At one point Yohan casually/offhandedly mentions that Gaon should meet his niece and Gaon just brightens like the sun because Yohan has a niece? How old is she? What's her name? What is she like? And he's just rattling off question after question and Yohan's a little taken aback by his enthusiasim

Gaon then catches himself before he laughs and rubs the back of his neck awkwardly, apologizing as he knows that his questions sound kind of creepy and really personal but since he works with children all the time...he just really loves kids

Yohan smiles softly before he offers to let Gaon see her tonight if he wants, you know, like come home with Yohan so that Yohan can introduce them. Gaon looks at him with wide eyes before he shakes his head, explaining that it would be inappropriate but if Yohan wants to stop by the hospital tomorrow, he'd loved to meet his niece

Yohan agrees and smiles to himself all the way home to the mansion because he's excited for Elijah to meet Gaon; he thinks they're going to get along swimmingly

The next morning when Yohan goes to wake Elijah, he finds that she's not feeling well so it's even better that they're going to meet Gaon. He quickly instructs her to get dressed before they head to the hospital so that they can make sure she gets treated

When Yohan brings Elijah to the hospital, they're pointed in the direction of the pediatrics ward (as Elijah is still a minor and not 21 yet) and when they arrive, Gaon's waiting for them (as he got the page)

He's surprised to see Yohan but when he sees how ill Elijah looks, he snaps into professional mode and quickly makes sure to do a thorough checkup on her before he declares that it's just a cold and that Yohan has nothing to worry about

Since it's a bit of a slow hour, Gaon introduces himself to Elijah and explains how he met Yohan. Elijah narrows her eyes at Gaon then at Yohan before she starts talking because Gaon makes her feel somewhat at ease

They soon start talking easily and Yohan smiles because Elijah's usually so reserved so seeing Gaon bring her out of her shell is really nice to see

When other patients begin to show up, Gaon has to leave but before he leaves, Yohan asks him if he would like to get some drinks or coffee when he's free

Gaon looks at him in shock before he smirks

"Mr. Kang, are you asking me out on a date?"

Yohan blushes slightly before he looks Gaon in the eyes

"And are you saying yes, Dr. Kim?"

Gaon laughs before he agrees to the coffee date while Elijah gags and makes a face at how gross they're being

Yohan and Gaon laugh before they look at each other and smile softly, both men looking forward to their upcoming date

[crowtrinkets]

Which LL Characters are invited to the Carne Asada

Carne Asada, The Cookout, The Barbecue, The Family Picnic if you will

I will be grading the Last Legacy characters based on if I trust them to interact with my Mexican ass family

1. Felix

NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

This boy would embarrass himself and then probably say something stupid/insulting to my relatives. He LOVES to brag and ik that would not bode well. Also Felix is such a light weight, my uncles are the type to take shots at a funeral, no way he would survive They would also try to feed him such much food.

“You want more beans mijo?”

“Oh no thank you”

“You want more beans :) “

2. Anisa

Yes, however

I know she would be so awkward. She would be way too nice and take any food given to her and eat until she is sick. But once she starts drinking I know Anisa would be fun and dance with all the Tías and Tíos. But then she would definitely drink way too much (she likes a challenge) and get sloshed leading to a terrible hang over the next day

3. Sage

Nooooo definitely not

Sage would get way too drunk and somehow swindle everyone out of their money in cards. However I do know he would eat a lot and the Abeulas would love him for it. Yea he can hold himself in a drinking game but Sage is just way too chaotic and would probably catch something on fire

4. Rime

No

No way in hell

Rime would piss everyone off and then steal cake I just know it. I dont think he would drink and he would refuse more food if he didnt want it. Stinky deer man

5. Saaros

I love Saaros but no

Their dry humor and tendency to be a little snobby would also piss everyone off lmao. And I feel like they would complain about the food. Something about the enchiladas having too much cheese (no such thing) they would probably sit in the corner and sip the same margarita the whole night

6. Tulsi

Maybe

I feel like Tulsi is very similar to Sage and would also get drunk and eat lots of food. But I feel like she could also be lots of fun. But I also feel like Tulsi is kind of awkward socially? She might just keep to herself but if Sage were also there it would be chaos

7. Elowen

Yes!!

I love Elowen, she comes off as scary and mean but she’s actually so sweet. But shes also very shy so I’d be worried about her feeling too awkward. I think would also keep to herself but would be nice to everyone so she’s welcome to come but I wont force her

8. Escell

No

Not that he would even show up but no. Escell is a stinky rat man and would depress/judge everyone. If he DID go he would get way too drunk and be very inappropriate. Blocked

9. Scylla

No

She gives up tight vibes. She would stress me out the whole time I wouldn’t know what to do. I dont think she would enjoy it either. Would also probably nurse a drink in the corner hating her life. Say the music is too loud or something. Might flirt

10. Florian

Yes!!! 100%!

I just know Florian would have so much fun. He would eat, drink, laugh, dance. All the stuff you do at a party. I just know Florian would be a 10/10 guest and everyone would love him. He just seems so nice and welcoming

Idk why I thought of this but I thought it would be funny lmao

I love all these characters but sometimes they’re a lil dumb ❤️

[lukawriting]

enemy lovers poll results

thanks so much to everyone who voted!!! i was surprised at the number of you i straight thought it’d be like 4 people voting, but it was a good handful of yall so thanks :3 ALSO ENEMY LOVERS HAS AN OFFICIAL TITLE NOW: ALLEGORY OF A NAME

1. what time period should this be set in?

note: im happy yall chose ambiguous bc i was gonna do it anyways lol

2. there's an animal jane doe keeps seeing outside her window. what should it be?

note: i thought yall would vote for a hawk, but i’m glad now it was the deer bc there’s a poem i can reference 

3. should the antagonist be a doctor, nurse, fellow patient, or guard?

note: i might be veto’ing this one bc i have an idea

4. should the love interest actually show up at any point?

note: HAVE FUN FIGURING OUT WHO HE IS LMAO

5. should jane doe have powers or should she just be 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name

note: okay so this one was a tie but i have ideas

6. same vein as the last question: should there be a prophecy that predicted chosen ones {jane doe & enemy lover} or nah??

7. whether it's in general or for the love interest or any other relationship, are there any specific tropes you want seen?

there were actually a few repeating tropes people suggested. the biggest ones being bed sharing {which you’ll get at some point} & found family {of course}.

there were also a few that i planned on already like “prophetic dreams”, “Weakling with a heart of gold” & “A doctor who believes Jane Doe and actually tries to help her” tHERE WAS ALSO ONE MORE I WONT SHARE BC ITS A SPOILER TO DO WITH THE LOVE INTEREST IM MAD IT WAS CLOCKED

a few others will definitely be in the sequel!!! i.e. "character keeps insisting "i'm fine i'm fine", eventually collapses into love interest's arms ;__;” & “just make them annoy the frick out of each other mUTuAl fRiEnDS saving each other's butts insults ready to kill each other 24/7 to ready to kill for each other 24/7″

thanks again to the following people & those who voted anonymously {big shoutout to the person who just wrote no in the url section} : @southerngothiques​ @milkyway-writes​ @ladywithalamp​ @yuriyawrites​ @uwu-bro​ @agwitow​ @bookish-actor​ @lucamused​ @mayvinwrites​ @vandorens​ @emdrabbles​ @wordsofpaintandsmoke​ @llesbianwrites​ @cathcrsisjournal @classicpunk​ @marie-writess​ @dorogayas​ @unlike-clockwork​ @softgr3mlin​ @shaonharryandpannisim​ @vadamalli​ @secularangel​ @intergalactic-wonder​

[miyaameow]

If you take requests it would be amazing if you could do RFA+V&Saeran coming to MC with their friend and that would MC's abusive/mean ex? Just if you want, ofc. And I like your blog tho

omg this is gonna be angsty also thanks for liking my blog~ if you’re into MC seeing their ex lmao I got a funny headcanon where they Meet MC’s Ex. :)

P.S. I gave them names because y not??? don’t be offended when it’s ur name or whatever ok pls :( ily

Yoosung:

he was SO READY TO SHOW MC HIS BEST FRIEND ALLEN

they decided to meet at a nearby cafe but when he walked in, all he saw was MC standing in front of his friend

she had tears in her eyes, and coffee stains spilled down his friends white t-shirt

“MC? Allen? What happened…?”

his question was left unanswered

Allen grimaced at Yoosung apologetically

Yoosung looked at MC for an explanation, but her expression went dark, she looked at the floor and avoided his confused gaze

“MC, is everything-”

without another word, she ran out of the cafe with tears streaming down her face, pushing aside anyone and anything in her way

“MC!” he chased after her, but lost sight of her immediately after the door closed behind her

where did she go?

when he found her, it was already dark out

she was huddling against the wall of a back alleyway, shivering from the chilly winter air

“MC? Are you okay?” he approached her cautiously

“H- he’s my ex. The one I told you about. The one who hurt me every day like I was a pest under his control.”

he was so stunned he couldn’t speak

“Why did it have to be him, Yoosung? Why?”

MC looked like she was about to break

“It doesn’t. Not anymore, anyway. He’s no longer my friend. No one who dares to hurt you is my friend. No one.”

Zen:

he felt a little iffy about it at first, you know, introducing MC to his friend

sure, he was the one dating MC but his friend was good looking too

maybe not as hot as he was ;)) but still, he was a little insecure

so fast forward to the day of

MC was waiting at the park bench, where they’d promised to meet

and as she saw Zen approaching, she excitedly stood up to greet him

but as soon as she saw the guy next to him, her expression changed completely

“MC! This is Michael, the guy I’ve been wanting to introduce to you for…”

“MC, are you listening?”

MC’s hands were clenched into tight fists, shaking slightly with anger

“I know who he is. I know him better than you ever will.” her voice was low, it sounded as if she was choking on every word she spat out

“What do you mean?” Zen reached out for MC’s hand, but she flung his hand away; looking up at him, he could see her face twisted with horror, fear and pain

“He’s my ex, Zen.” 

Zen’s eyes widened at that statement, not before long, he realized what she meant by that - who she meant

without a second thought, he punched Michael in the face

with barely enough time to react from the blow, Michael was then pushed to the ground with a loud thud

“I can’t believe it. And to think I thought you were a good person. I must’ve been blinded by your face - but not anymore. Now all I see, is the ugliest person in front of me. You disgust me. Get out of here.”

Jaehee:

Jaehee was going through a few old photos of her highschool graduation

she was suddenly struck with a sudden realization

MC had never meet her best friend Sophie

“MC, come over here!”

she ran from the kitchen to join Jaehee on the living room floor with her stack of photo albums

“Look, this is was my best friend in college. She helped me through a lot of tough times. I haven’t contacted her a while because I’ve been busy with work, but I’m sure if I give her a text we could meet up some-”

“No.”

Jaehee was shocked at MC’s blunt answer

“It’s okay, she’s nice. And she’ll be so happy to hear that you and I’ve started dating!”

“No. No, she wont Jaehee.”

“But..”

“LISTEN TO ME. SHE WON’T LIKE SEEING ME WITH YOU. SHE HATES KNOWING THAT I’M HAPPY. ALL SHE’S EVER DONE… all she’s ever done is…”

MC was shaking, her eyes watering with tears who threatened to fall at any moment.

another word, and MC could fall apart

“Tell me.”

“She’s only hurt me from the moment I met her. I knew her back in college too, Jaehee. She was in my tutorial, and we hit it off right away but as time went by… she became exceedingly possessive. She hurt me because she didn’t trust me. She thought that leaving scars would-”

“That’s enough. I don’t want to hear anymore. I don’t want you to think about this anymore either. Let’s… let’s just go to bed, okay?”

Jumin:

aside from V, he didn’t have many childhood friends who lasted with him through all these years

there was, however, someone he really wanted MC to meet

and that was Chris, a nice guy who was outgoing but hardworking as well

“MC, tonight we’ll have dinner with an old colleague of mine, is that fine?”

“Sure, what’s his name?”

“Chris Lee”

MC tensed up at the sound of his name. it was surely just a coincidence… right?

when they arrived at the restaurant, Jumin began to approach the table nearest to the window that panned over the cityscape of lights and skyscrapers 

from afar, MC had already began to feel a wave of anxiousness twist her gut. Chris Lee. Blond hair, cobalt blue suit, black tie. 

It was him, and he hadn’t changed one bit

MC stopped walking as they passed by the bar

“MC? The table is up front, do you wish to visit the ladies room first?”

“Y- yeah.”

Jumin left for the table and had a nice chat with Chris, catching up on their business issues and other news

but soon, Jumin noticed that MC was taking an exceptionally long time; he was worried that she might have fainted

He asked a waitress to help him check the ladies room, but when she came back, she told him the bathroom was empty

Jumin ran outside and found MC sitting on the curb of road

“MC, what are you doing out here? It’s cold and not to mention rude for us to-”

“I can’t get any closer to him than this. Any further and I’d throw up.”

MC was wringing her hands, a sign, Jumin remembered, something she did whenever she mentioned her ex, Chris L… oh.

“I’m sorry, MC. Let’s go home. I’ll let him know dinner’s off, and so is our business deal.”

707:

most hackers didn’t have friends - only enemies and government authorities

but Seven was different. he did have a friend: Mason

Mason was his church mate, a friend who knew his secret, but kept it regardless.

Seven decided that a beach bbq outing would be perfect for them to get to know each other

they got there first, setting up all the food and cooking utensils

“MC! Mason’s here!”

just as MC was dealing with the grill forks, she watched his friend approach

the similarities between her ex and Mason were eerie, except for the different name, she would’ve thought it was-

“Hey MC, remember me?” Mason grinned

there was no mistake, that was Mae, the sly smile confirmed it all

MC held out the grill forks in defense, distancing herself from Mason as much she possibly could

“MC, what’re you doing?” Seven laughed at her off pose, “Put those down, it’s okay, Mason doesn’t bite.”

“Yes, he does, Seven. In fact, that was his specialty. He used to bite me when we were dating. He teased me relentlessly, but I wouldn’t even call it teasing. He bullied me, Seven. He made fun of me and my insecurities, he used my trust in him against me.”

“W-what?”

“It’s true, Seven. I won’t lie that I was an asshole, but she was a bitch too. She ratted me out to my mom about my drug usage and-”

“ENOUGH.” Seven’s mind was going on information overload, but all he knew was to take MC away before she seriously hurt someone or even herself with one of those forks.

when they got back into the car, Seven noticed MC’s upset expression

“I’m sorry, I didn’t know he did such a thing to you in the past. I won’t be involved with him anymore. You can trust me right?”

“Yeah”

“You won’t threaten me with grill forks?”

he got slapped on the arm for that, but at least MC smiled at his remark

Saeran:

he didn’t have many friends - given what he’s been through, but he met one at his recent job and he was a nice guy

he wanted MC to meet Nathan because he thought that they’d get along and MC could help him if he ever made him mad or something like that (human interactions weren’t really his forte)

he opened the apartment door and invited his new friend inside

“MC, I’m home. I brought a friend.”

MC was in the kitchen, and answered him through the wall

“We have a guest? Give him a seat, I’ll get him a drink in a sec”

they sat down in the living room and made small talk until he heard MC’s steps approaching

“Sorry, we don’t have much at home, do you want coffee or tea-”

before she could finish her question, she dropped both cups and the glass splintered upon impact with the floor tiles

“MC! are you okay? did you get cut anywh-”

“Get him out of the house, Saeran.” her voice shook with fear, eyes dilated to an unnatural size. She looked like a deer in headlights

“GET HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE!” she screamed, covering her ears like she was suddenly afraid of the shrill in her own voice. 

Saeran ushered Nathan out of the apartment and carefully examined MC’s state of panic

“MC?” he asked just above a whisper, “are you okay?”

MC had tears streaming down her face as she grabbed onto Saeran for support. 

Her body was shaking violently. she was having an anxiety attack from something much too close to home for him to not realize

she was traumatized from previous abuse, and there was no denying that his nice friend, Nathan, wasn’t so nice after all.

“Sorry, MC. I didn’t know. He seemed nice, but nevermind that. I’m sorry, I won’t work there anymore.”

V:

MC and him were going to go on a couple date

or.. more like couple photography session

he knew a guy who was just as good as him - Andrew

“Andrew and his fiance will be here soon, do you want to wait or we could start first?”

“Let’s wait, it’d be rude to-”

“Hey! Jihyun, we’re right behind you!” a voice called out from the distance

a voice vaguely familiar to MC, but she was unable to put her finger on it

as the other couple approached, she realized that this “Andrew” was also her “Andrew” from 2 years ago. 

“V, I want to go home. You guys can go ahead.”

“But MC, they just got here and today’s supposed to be a coupe photo-”

“I’M NOT FEELING WELL OKAY?” MC snapped at him unintentionally, but it had already taken effect. V’s face was evident of the painful shot he experienced just then

unfortunately, MC was louder than she thought, and Andrew had overheard as well

“Just let her go, Jihyun. This ass was always like that when I was with her. Complaining about this and that non-stop. I can’t believe you managed to seduce Ji-”

“SHUT UP! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CHEATED ON ME, AND YOU’RE THE ONE TO TALK?”

whoa that was unexpected

MC stomped away, back towards their car

V chased after her at a loss for words

“MC, I-”

“Its okay. You don’t have to say anything. You didn’t know, and I over reacted. I’m sorry.”

“No, I’m sorry. I should’ve let you know who were meeting up in the first place, it’s my fault. This could’ve otherwise been avoided. Will you forgive me?”

MC pulled him in for a hug, “I’ll always forgive you. Will you forgive me too?”

“Of course, MC.”

LOL i was low key gonna write drabbles but ya gurl was also lazy so here’s a mix of em’ both

~Cherry L.

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