#he whips that shit out when him and JZX are fighting to pay for Shijie and she just giggles when his Barbie card has zero limits

[restingdomface]

Wei Wuxian: *using a Barbie credit card to line up coke*

Jiang Cheng: Your husband literally has centurion, and you’re making coke lines with /that/?

Wei Wuxian: This is his centurion. I put a Barbie skin on it.

Jiang Cheng: *turns to LWJ* You let him put a Barbie skin on a centurion? Why??

Lan Wangji: He’s very pretty.

Wei Wuxian: Yeah. I’m very pretty. I asked him while I was on his di-

Jiang Cheng: *screaming and shoving a hand over his mouth, realizes he doesn’t know where it’s been, takes it back* I hate you both with all my heart, I hope you know that.