#he was next to the radioactive sample >:) tmnl?

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*at the farmers market**you are digging through your pockets to pay for a nice ripe tomato* 🔑🧷🧪(radioactive sample)✏️📱🦎 (you don’t remember having a lizard when you first got to the farmer’s market, but he seems very polite so you put him on your shoulder) 💰 *you pay for your tomato* 🍅 *you leave the farmers market, not noticing me slip a second, smaller lizard into your pocket as you do so*

*10 minutes ago* you were busy checking the homemade crafts stand, i pass you by and put a small ceramic baby yoda figurine in the pouch of your bag

the ladies on the stand are selling three items:

- 🕯️scented candle

-📿handmade jewelry (bracelet)

-🧼 handmade soap

you decide to be wise with money and choose one, the bracelet , you pay them 💵 and they wave you goodbye

you pass me by and slip the lizard in my pocket, just as planned.

you get home and sort your loot, you find the tiny green baby in your bag and the candle you were eyeing earlier, you definitely did NOT buy those.