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mothfluffs · 6 years ago

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I fucked up again in history in front of the cute guy across from me. Our teacher was having us do 2 truths and a lie and i kinda ended up telling my group that i used to chug powder detergent and abt the moth eating incident hgdgdggdgd

#at least he thought it was funny i guess lol #one of his was abt getting stuck in the phillipines for 10 hrs and he just. fuckin sat there #like damn he must have nerves of steel bc i would be wiggin out #none of these were anything compared to the one edgy guy in our group tho #he was like yea... i threw a firecracker at a policeman once #and we were all like bitch WHAT #he was arrested multiple times as expected too #but shit the wildest fuckin one was my friend #my teacher asked ppl to share in class and she volunteered #i dont remember her lie #but her two truths were that she lived in mexico for two yrs and she was kidnapped when she was 2 #the whole entire class went dead silent. not even the teacher knew what to say #i sat w her all last semester and shed always have super dark stories. almost like ridiculously dark yknow #she prob lied abt a couple but eh. shes nice. i hope her life is going ok and her bf is treating her well #oh uh damn this went off topic lol #so uh yeah idk how to flirt in straight folks. and i think i mightve lost him today #he keeps looking at me during class is that like a sign of interest? bc i think it is but idk how any of this straight shit works #im struggling folks #anyway im gonna go to sleep now. night!#personal #thanks for reading!

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