#he was like a step away from flashing the interviewer i s2g

[jingleboi]

★ FILL IN THE QUESTIONS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.

TAGGED BY: @healiingbeat

TAGGING: Anybody that wants to do it, I guess? I’m always anxious I’ll miss someone so do it if you see it.

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? “Junkrat.”

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME? “Fuck you. Jamison doesn’t even sound like a name, it don’t mean anythin’. Now Junkrat? That’s a name ya can sink ya teeth into.”

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT? “Because I was the best little scrapper in our Junkertown. They could send me further down the omnium than anyone. I was the only one it didn’t fuck up when they tried. Hehe.”

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? “Are you flirtin’ with me?”

5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES? “I have FIREPOWER! AHAHAHAHAAAAA. ”

6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? “Orange and glowin’, just like everyone else?”

7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR? “I pull it out sometimes ‘cos it’s pretty dead on it’s own already anyway.”

8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS? “Nuh. Nobody like me out there!”

9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? “Yeah, I have a pig named Roadhog, he makes the sweetest little oinks and snuffles when he’s killin’ a man.”

10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE. “FUCK OMNICS! FUCK GOVERNMENT! FUCK THE SYSTEM! FUCK THE SUITS! FUCK THE COPPERS!”

11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? “I blow stuff up. Sometimes I like lookin’ at those fact books. An’ I like buildin’ shit.”

12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE? “ hahaha.”

13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE? “AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.”

14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? “A majestic lion. I got the looks an’ the smarts. I’m king of the jungle!”

15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS. “Sont have any mate. Me memory’s a bit shit, I guess?”

16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE? “Myself. Ya can’t rely on anyone else and there’s nobody worth lookin’ up to. I guess Roadie if I had to pick..”

17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL? “Dunno what any of those words mean, but ya said sex. So I’m guessing you wanna know who I do the dirty with? Well nobody who ain’t good-lookin’ and no suits. I have standards, y’know.”

18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? “What’s school?”

19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY? “What? No. Ya don’t bring kids inta this. Besides, I’m prolly shootin’ blanks cos of the radiation.”

20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS? “Of course I do! I was on the telly and everything. A Moment in Crime, Crime Stoppers, the news...”

21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? “The fuckin’ acid rain. Who wouldn’t be? Even the big bastards back home were, so it ain’t a weakness. I don’t have any weaknesses and I don’t fear anything!”

22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR? “This? Do folks usually wear more than one thing? Waste of bag space.”

23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE? “Nuh. I told ya, I don’t have any weaknesses.”

24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? “I’m classy. Uh, but the big ape said I had a disadvantaged backround on me sign up sheets, whatever that means..”

25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? “I have Roadie... I think.”

26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE? “That’s such a random question, you are like, totally so random. Am I doin’ this right?”

27. FAVORITE DRINK? “Milk tea boba, half sweet. Don’t mind a stubby or two though, or water.”

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE? “The outside world.”

30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE? “Why do ya keep askin’ about me privates? Want me to whip em out and swing em about for ya too? Or do ya just wanna know what gets em goin’?”

31. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN? “I’ve always wanted to visit the beach, but... I ain’t goin’ in the water.”

32. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’? “You really wanna see the great downunder, don’t ya? I like the ones who laugh at me jokes an’ trust me not ta fuck up.”

33. CAMPING, OR INDOORS? “I don’t like the indoors much. S’too easy to be cornered.”

34. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER? “S’at all, officer?”