#he was born in the wrong year 💔 those piss tinted minions memes would’ve prevented all his serial killing

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YOU!!! DAVE MILLER HEADCANONS!!!

YIPPEE

non-binary and aromantic but he’s too busy trying to become a god and all that to consider or care about gender n attraction.

in his free time he does very normal activities, such as making miniature sculptures of Henry Emily using babybel cheese wax.

either doesn’t drink coffee or drinks it with enough sugar to kill a small horse.

acts out the old Fredbear’s shows by himself as entertainment

thinks of the animatronics as his family because he is Very Attached to the idea of A Family. He needs a family or he will fall apart.