#he was SO UNSATISFIED LMFAOOOO
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thegirloffans Β· 12 days ago
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It's hilarious to me that Louis thought he was punishing Lestat by choosing Armand over him when really it was LESTAT punishing Louis for choosing Armand over him
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megamindsecretlair Β· 5 months ago
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WIP Thursday
Thank you for the tag @nerdieforpedro!
I keep promising to update these fics and I keep getting sidetracked lmfaoo. The muse wants what it wants, and baby, don't let me be zooted! But okay, okay, I need to reign that muse back in.
I just released a Choso fic from Jujutsu Kaisen. Stitch Me Where My Heart Bleeds. It's just pure sweet filth. My emo baby needed a Black girlfriend to spoil.
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What's on Deck:
The second part to Cold on Me with David from Aquaman. Our mans left our girl unsatisfied in more ways than one and he stole something incredibly important to her. So she must retrieve it, but will he willingly give it up? Time will tell.
The second part to If I Take You Home with Kevin Atwater. It's easy to get swept up in the romance of night time, the lull of drinks, and good company and good sex. But what happens the morning after?
Another chapter of It Started With a Whisper with Sam Wilson. It's been enough time. I'm ready for the hurt and angst besties.
Another chapter of Be My Little Darling with Loki. I'm leaning onto the sweet side in this next chapter. They suffered something terrible together, confessed feelings, clinging to each other, and yeahhhh, they gon need to work that out.
And an ask about Kane from Snowfall. Shy reader who feels insecure about not fitting in with Kane's world and he reassures her in a lot of ways. Definitely sweet, definitely smutty. Ya'll know me by now lmfaoooo.
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myrfing Β· 2 years ago
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🍊 What is your OC’s favourite meal? Snack? Dessert? Drink? Any reasons behind this besides liking how it tastes?What is your OC’s most hated food? Stuff they can’t stand to eat or drink? AND πŸ’™ What did your OC want to be when they grew up and why? Did they have any lifelong dreams or ambitions they never got to work on or are they currently working to achieve this dream? Has their life taken a very unexpected turn and put all these plans on hold for a while or have they given up on any dreams?
le marz has arrived....mvp....thank you
🍊 What is your OC’s favourite meal? Snack? Dessert? Drink? Any reasons behind this besides liking how it tastes? What is your OC’s most hated food? Stuff they can’t stand to eat or drink?
GOURD really likes skewers. any kind of skewers. you can put anything on it so it's kind of cheating but he likes spicy lamb and fish skewers the most. also laghman. and uhh fish soup with the whole fish and its bones so the broth turns white...he doesn't get to eat it again until he reunites with his birth mom like 15 years later though. He had tried a couple of times to replicate the vague memory of the recipe before then but never could.
For snacks, he likes jerky or any fresh fruit or roasted chestnuts. He got used to eating jerky on the road and on the contrary found fresh fruit to be a treat. Dessert wise, he actually really likes fairly simple confections like caramels or konpeito...and he likes fruit juice. hes jice. He's really not picky and doesn't really HATE anything, but he's not suuuper fond of ishgardian fare, especially their dessert dishes...he doesn't like the jammy sickeningly sweet heavy syrupy stuff. The big exception to Ishgardian stuff is gingerbread cookies.
STRIKE REAAAAALLY loves anything with coconut milk...coconut cod chowder, hamsa curry. His favorite Thavnairian restaurant got blown up with rabanastre so he's upset about that. He also likes spicy food like Gourd. For snacks, he likes chews made of flowers you can find growing around the golmore...he likes floral tastes? In this vein, he likes floral teas and alcohols, and likes luxurious liquor chocolates lol. He avoids too much fried food because he feels like it slows him down & even though he likes the taste eating big game makes him feel lonely. because he remembers having people to share the huge amount of meat with Lol & tons of memories of hauling and skinning and preserving hunts alone. he likes to go eat fancy dishes and recipes that obviously take a lot of different sources to make.
πŸ’™ What did your OC want to be when they grew up and why? Did they have any lifelong dreams or ambitions they never got to work on or are they currently working to achieve this dream? Has their life taken a very unexpected turn and put all these plans on hold for a while or have they given up on any dreams?
GOURD...wanted to be one of the Spires forever, so just a merc do-gooder. And well....he's kind of living the dream as an adventurer LMFAOOOO he's never felt unsatisfied as one. He's never had big dreams? He's wanted small stuff like "I want to learn how to use the bow like Berg" or "I want to learn how to weave like Yulie" and his interest in those things coupled with the fact that he usually took an interest in them because someone next to him was doing it, who was willing to teach him, made him pick up a lot of skills. That's kind of all he wanted. When they died, those dreams froze with them, but throughout his travels he's learned that there are tons more people out there willing to share these things with him. One particular one was that he was supposed to set out on a yearlong journey with the 2nd youngest member of the Spires when he was 16, as their own way of learning to grow up outside the nest, but he vanished in the wake of the Calamity as well.
STRIIIKE. ok sicko joke he wanted to be a wood warder. Like he was enthusiastic about it. heartfelt. He loved the idea of fulfilling his part in protecting the village. He reveled in the fact that he was EXTREMELY talented at all the skills required to be one, he loved the praise and faith others showed him...when they were around to do it. It's just the fact of this one core tenet of being a warder aka Being Extremely Alone Forever was completely unbearable to him. He was unable to stand it and gave it and everything else up. He knows he will never get that back and he hates that he wasn't able to endure it even if he acts like he's totally confident and over it. After being given access to a library that belonged to a Sharlayan researcher & her gleaner apprentice, his dream is to experience a bunch of new and crazy shit and go anywhere he wants because he can now and if he gave up being a warder then he should at least totally live it up out here. His real dream at the core of this is to find a place to belong with people who love him. Lol.
He does absolutely live up to it though, he's trawled around a good area and seen and done a lot of things that he never could have in the wood. He's extremely well read and worldly despite his like...attitude. He's learned a lot of languages, even without the echo. unfortunately a lot of this time was spent sellswording to armies in the areas he went to and he saw like...actual war and mass death and shit for the first time. which was like okay so i guess the village wasn't lying about how ugly shit can get out here. After some unfortunate incidents he goes and sort of fixes himself in Rabanastre & takes on smaller scale jobs & is honestly a bit adrift until he gets freaky friday'd which sets off the chain of events that leads him to meet gourd.
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baekhvuns Β· 2 years ago
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Wait your answer wasn't late bestie. I'm sure I sent it like 3 hours before you replied, hahahah, so no worries. I'm late though πŸ˜…
People need to stop saying that shit about 2nd/3rd gen groups. I saw that Chen is having a comeback, maybe once most of them do solo stuff and deal with the army there'll be a full group cb too or at least some type of a get-together. <3
Key was holding weapons in his Bad Love promo shoots, but he was also serving looks akhdiaydushsjsI guess he can protect us from aliens maybe? Bodyguard Minho era πŸ‘€ and yeah Taemin gets to live a pretty normal life, so maybe that's good for him, but still...
Omg yeah you're right it's about the quality too. That Taekai shoot πŸ€—
4th slide I need Ateez to pull devil horns, come on. All the concept photos from XH are so fun, the hairstyles 🀩 Hongjoong would pull this off so so well
I was surprised, but 7/11 in SK expanded their vegan line, like kimbap with fake tuna omg!!! among other things. One of my friends said late 2021 to now is peak vegan experience in Seoul, so I cannot wait. She sent me 4 types of vegan mandu a few months ago and they were delicious.
First time I had vegan nuggets at McDonald's in Holland a few years ago I was convinced they gave me the meaty ones and felt so uncomfortable 😭
Like I said I can't and won't stop your Shitstar urges 😭 some people might feel unsatisfied, but if you can pretend you're writing for Hwa while writing for Yunho, maybe they can imagine someone else instead of Hwa. Been there, done that with some people/characters 🀭
Ohhhh, elaborate on your Y/N moment? Sorry for ruining it, bestie I brought you back to the real world πŸ˜…
Yeah the free footie pics are not it :/// footwork yes, foot pics is a no no
Sad ending... I just want them to be together ok even if shit is sad 😒
When I talk to Seonghwa I do look him in the eye and try to embarrass him so we're even. But I can't believe we held hands it feels like such a distant memory like how did that happen?!
"i need this man in me right now, i wish u heard the way i said that just now jkf" bestie what are you saying I started choking while working lmaoooo
That shot of Seonghwa drinking from the Teezerverse video reminds me of that all black vampire situation when he was drinking as well 😳
I know these semi-transparent masks work for people who need to read your lips, but they look so creeeeepy. Imagine seeing these two dudes in nice suits, but they're wearing creepy masks πŸ™ˆ
This but Seonghwa is forbidden (banned, illegal)
Why is this so funny to me - DV πŸ’–
hi helloo!!
Wait your answer wasn't late bestie. I'm sure I sent it like 3 hours before you replied, hahahah, so no worries. I'm late though πŸ˜…
OH IT WASNT??? i sometimes answer so late this one slipped out of my mind bjfbjdj
People need to stop saying that shit about 2nd/3rd gen groups. I saw that Chen is having a comeback, maybe once most of them do solo stuff and deal with the army there'll be a full group cb too or at least some type of a get-together. <3
no srsly,, like waking up and seeing "xyz disbanded" and u just lost a lifeline????? HELL. im oNLY HOPING THEY DO MAYBE SEKAI GO A LITTLE LATER INTO NEXT YEAR AND WE GET A CB WITH BAEK,, chen doing a solo he looking os fine but he;s also doing a face 2 face fanmeet and those sk fans are...nasty towards him 😭😭
Key was holding weapons in his Bad Love promo shoots, but he was also serving looks akhdiaydushsjsI guess he can protect us from aliens maybe? Bodyguard Minho era πŸ‘€ and yeah Taemin gets to live a pretty normal life, so maybe that's good for him, but still...
LMFAOOOO don't u think he'd sacrifice minho in a battle with aliens,, hoping key cosplays as some insane complex character this year,,, MINHO BODYGUARD ERA????? but the yn gotta be like key BDFJJK ENEMIES TO ENEMIES 😭😭😭😭😭 saw taemin trending today and it was just everyone crying over the fact his enlistment is longer 😭😭😭
Omg yeah you're right it's about the quality too. That Taekai shoot πŸ€—
exactly!!! the qualoty of kai's shoots and the themes,, NEED ONE FOR HWA RIGHT NOW,,, that taekaikrystal shoot too bestie oHO THE VISUALS they were sm's triple h
4th slide I need Ateez to pull devil horns, come on. All the concept photos from XH are so fun, the hairstyles 🀩 Hongjoong would pull this off so so well
THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED AT THE HAIR STOP???? STOP KPOP NEEDS TO DO THIS MORE!!!!!!!!!! ateez need to fuck their pirate core for one cb and give us demon core,,, full on like that hairstyle like suho in obsession, the crazy dark makeup, pls do dark begging... HONGJOONG ABSOLUTELY WOULD DEVOUR IT
I was surprised, but 7/11 in SK expanded their vegan line, like kimbap with fake tuna omg!!! among other things. One of my friends said late 2021 to now is peak vegan experience in Seoul, so I cannot wait. She sent me 4 types of vegan mandu a few months ago and they were delicious.
omg???? FAKE TUNA??? YO IM INVESTED ITS SO HARD TO FIND REPLACEMENT ESP IN EAST ASIAN FOOD,, WE LOVE THIS 😭😭😭 omgg stOP NEED THESE RECIPES RIGHT NOW,,,, omg also if u happen to be at toronto's ktown there's a restaurant that sells vegan/vegetarian mandu's and they put tofu in it instead of meat and its absolutely divine
First time I had vegan nuggets at McDonald's in Holland a few years ago I was convinced they gave me the meaty ones and felt so uncomfortable 😭
THEY HAVE VEGAN NUGGETS IN HOLLAND???? WHAT THE FUCK NOW THIS IS NEWS BC DAMN SO GLAD THE WORLDS HAVING REPLACEMENTS BC IT BE SO HARD TO EAT ANYTHING OUTSIDE UR OWN CIRCLE 😭😭 LMFAOOOO BESTIE DSHBJ I BET THEY WERE MEAT AFTER ALL 😭😭😭
Like I said I can't and won't stop your Shitstar urges 😭 some people might feel unsatisfied, but if you can pretend you're writing for Hwa while writing for Yunho, maybe they can imagine someone else instead of Hwa. Been there, done that with some people/characters 🀭
i honestly do not care atp bc i wanna do what's got me excited to write something,,, after this yunho fic im going back to hwa for a while bc i can't seem to finish a fic and it'll only make ppl yearn to want more 😭😭
Ohhhh, elaborate on your Y/N moment? Sorry for ruining it, bestie I brought you back to the real world πŸ˜…
...so very well pls have a seat bc i had two <3 my dad has this uni friend of his who's son is my age and apparel we were the only kids to ve at this adult-only party it was,, just as u imagined intense tension but then nothing ever happened bc i KNOW MY ROOTS BELONGG TO SHINESTARISM
second one is that! do u know the actor alain delon??? someone in my class is a direct replica of him just longer hair and the way i choked when that person entered in the class ≀3
Yeah the free footie pics are not it :/// footwork yes, foot pics is a no no //// Sad ending... I just want them to be together ok even if shit is sad 😒
i agree bc some of them have weird shapes and i do not want to LOOK. JHDVLHCBCV maybe two endings!
When I talk to Seonghwa I do look him in the eye and try to embarrass him so we're even. But I can't believe we held hands it feels like such a distant memory like how did that happen?!
JHCAWHGDJHCGCK DOES HE GET EMBARRASSED,,, i rmr when u said u held his hands and they were so soft, why would u bring that up again doU u expect me to go on with my DAY LIKE THIS FHEFL
"i need this man in me right now, i wish u heard the way i said that just now jkf" bestie what are you saying I started choking while working lmaoooo
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That shot of Seonghwa drinking from the Teezerverse video reminds me of that all black vampire situation when he was drinking as well 😳
UR DONE, UR DONE DONE DONE DONE !!!!
I know these semi-transparent masks work for people who need to read your lips, but they look so creeeeepy. Imagine seeing these two dudes in nice suits, but they're wearing creepy masks πŸ™ˆ
nO THEY DO! its so trippy to even look at that bc ur you'd just be looking at their lips and im not complaining bc hwa's lips >>>> HFBKFBFVB
This but Seonghwa is forbidden (banned, illegal)
LMFAOOOO?? NO BC, THIS WAS SO FUNNY??? HOW U BANNING A WHOLE PROFILE PICTURE
Why is this so funny to me - DV πŸ’–
omggg thay heart is so thICK,, IS THAT FOR SKZ???
2/2 Not me forgetting to answer everything again lmaooo. Anyways, that BTS quiz was a set up, not only I didn't remember most of the songs on the list I also got my uber driver as the result????
*pikachu shocked face* ur uber driver???? WHAT a COINCIDENCE HUH u mean this one??? or this one????
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Here's one for you - again, knew almost none of these, but I got anger issues <3
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.... BDFJ CHFH I FOUND ANOTHER ONE,,, felt vv called out
Bestie idk shit about the latest comebacks tbh, it's so hard for me to listen to anything new and I still have so many past cbs to catch up with. I heard Nxde and the whole album, I quite like the title, because Carmen reference <3 but it's like After Like, I'm not sure if I like those songs on their own or because of the samples, hmmm. I also like the b-side called X-File, overall the album is okay, but kinda forgettable. Their previous one though πŸ”₯ //// Only heard Antifragile in passing, so I don't remember much and haven't heard Kep1er, but I don't really like their two other titles tbh. And I'm meh about Itzy's English track, it's slightly better than Sneakers, but...still not it. What about you?
OOOO I AGREE i like the drop of nxde! anti-fragile bestie that's a cunty song,,, miss yunjin and miss chaewon are ult cunts and iM LIVING IT but i hate the "lovey lovey lovey dovery dovey dovey" the voice just ruins it for me,,,, its def better than sneakers! loved the chorus and the "i dont wanna fall for boys like u" reminded me of bbhwa <3 but the lyrics were a little whomp whompy
Model Hwa is real...
KAYQ PLS HEAR US OUT PLS I NEED THIS MAN AT PARIS FASHION WEEKS, MET GALAS WE NEED HIM THERE I JUST KNOW HES GONNA SLAY PLS BEGGING,,, that's exactly model hwa in that au,, what a sorcery everything is coming true, if he gets in with ysl im convinced im some magician <3
Ekhem - DV πŸ’–
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BEHIND BARS RIGHT NOW
anon..
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