#he wants to take pics of his wife awww ❤️

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By popular demand of the two Wulf stans, here is the Wulf + Angel spare update! I don’t have a ton of pics because Angulf and Frances/Ti Ning are my plotless relaxation households so this is just a cute, drama-free, pet-filled interlude before the fuckery of college🐱🐶

So Angulf moved into this beautiful, gigantic house that I of course didn’t build and immediately got to work on Wulf’s insane ‘raise 20 puppies or kittens’ LTW. They adopted Calpurnia, Maximus, Scoprion, Mileena, and Ermac (aka the two spare dogs and three spare cats from the main house) as well as Vincent, Dali, and Pollock (aka the three out of four puppies that Brittany and Gunther’s dogs had).

Having 50000 pets comes with certain challenges, such as spending literally all your awake, non-working time taking care of them.

-It’s worth it! -It sure is, Wulfie! In fact, I think we should make this even worse and add a baby to the mix! -I couldn’t agree more, darling!

Oh God, FINE

Angel and Calpurnia got preggo at the same time and they spend all their time together, too cute ❤️

So Calpurnia had four puppies with Pollock, aka Bernard, Vera, Louis, and Charlie-

-and Angel and Wulf had.. Wilfred. Insert weary sigh. You’ll enjoy him in college, here he is torturing Bernard. 

-Fuck, that’s a LOT of dogs. 

How about you be the change you wanna see in the world and have some kittens already, Scorpion??

Scoprion finally finds love and has kittens with Heidi, the only pet in this household he hasn’t beaten up. Romantic!  

Now that things have settled down a bit Wulf and Angel both get jobs in medicine and we make the shocking discovery..

..THAT JACK DO IS A DOCTOR. OH MY GOD

-BOOOO, BOOO PETS BOOO

-YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE, JACK DO?!

Get him, Bernard!!! This is a Jack-Do-free zone!

The amount of pee puddles in this house is something else-

-but that doesn’t stop Sophie from showing up LITERALLY EVERY DAY to hang out with the pets.

Angel completes her Chief of Staff LTW..

-GOD SHE’S SO HOT WHEN SHE’S REALIZING HER DREAMS 

..And Wulf also becomes Chief of Staff a few days later, but of course his heart aspires to more important things.

-PUPPIES. KITTIES.

Yes Wulf, we know.

It’s become clear Angel and Wulf are legit soulmates, she keeps rolling wants to get a puppy or a kitten and actually made 10 pet best friends before Wulf LOL. Out-Komei’d by your own wife!

It’s birthday/Wilfred fucking off to college time! Pink Scarf Wren is apparently also a doctor, so God help you if you get sick in this town. 

Angulf remains eternally in love, and eternally surrounded by no less than 4 dogs at any given moment❤️

-ANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL🎵 -Oh Wulfie, your tenor voice is the same since college! -It’s even deeper now, because of the pet hair I’ve inhaled!

-Ah, isn’t having this many pets such a blessing, Glitchy Butler #3? -Yes, it sure is something. I love how they wait for me to be done mopping so they can piss in the exact same spot.

Well you don’t like it when they piss by the stairs either, Glitchy, make up your mind.

-AWWW what a cute doggie! -Everyone in position? -Copy. -Ok she’s squatting, get her wallet, GO GO GO

-ROCK GRANDMA IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Pop art painting girl: Please move me. 

Have you ever wondered what 3 simultaneous pet fights taking place in the same spot look like? Wonder no more!

Ok so now that Angulf is retired we are legit broke, I’ve never been happier to see the genie in my life. 

-Hmmm, I’ve already asked for money, maybe I should ask for something else now.. -ASK FOR MORE MONEY YOU STUPID ASSHOLE -WE WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DON’T

So the pet situation around here might kinda be completely out of control:

And yet this lot hasn’t crashed once?? The power of love❤️

IT’S OVER. IT’S DONE. WE RAISED 20 PUPPIES AND KITTENS!!!!

-You did it, sweetheart, congratulations!!! -Oh darling, I couldn’t have done it without you, this was truly a folie à deux situation! 

Folie à trois if you count me!

-We don’t.

RUDE. And they lived happily ever after, with the only successful marriage this family has ever produced :)

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Sorry I forgot to mention I love the way you did your blog, it’s so Cutesy. It definitely fits with your bubbly and cute personality :). The shade of pink goes well with your profile pic ❤️. Okay after talking to you I think I’m to switch a bit of Joe’s personality, to fit the narrative. A bit of background, he gets attached very quickly. Anything that he finds pleasure in whether it be food, a certain person, etc, he would overwhelm himself with this very thing until he gets sick of it (the only two times that hadn’t ended like this was with Mr. B and y/n). Even once a prostitute suggested that Mr. B need to take him into therapy with her words being “get him a mother or something, I don’t fucking care. That right there is a case” (he asked her to cuddle and gently rub/pat/run her fingers through his head until he fell asleep, gentle & sensual kissing/rubbing over the clothes,etc). He’s a bit of a player without meaning to, he would love bomb a woman but then drop her like a hot pocket. He has a unserious personality so a lot of ppl underestimate him at first, and even when he was a teenager against grown men (they thought “yeah I can take this punk”), it would always be to his favor but also his downfall. The most important ppl in his life can sometimes underestimate him too :( like you said! She would see him and think “hey he’s like a player and probably wouldn’t want to settle down any time soon, let me proposition him”. He’s know around town to be very popular with the ladies. He was going to help her out with her farm situation that was until she asked him to marry her…. I see him not letting her out of the house and controlling what she wears because in his mind “this is what a husband does, this is how I can provide for my wife”, in his mind they are love each other more than anyone else (“that’s why we got married”) so why would she want to be anywhere but next to him or under him 😏 . If y/n ever made him jealous on purpose he would sulky like a child and give her the cold treatment and until she overwhelm him with her affection and love. However if he sees her getting along with another man, he displayed his obvious bad mood and make it everyone’s problem. He would totally turn into a pick me girl, with “hey do you even know how to shoot a gun? Why would you get married more, when you can’t even protect yourself”, “yeah I heard you were in a bad financial situation, if you need money I happy to help you out a tough spot 😊(😈)”, he would degrade the other guy in what seems to be “jokes”, would playfully challenge him to make himself on top and humiliated him. Of course y/n would see this and call him out or just get up and leave, he would get upset she isn’t fawning over him like the other women, gets even angrier. But if another person tries to make him jealous???? Yeah no. No more joking. Very serious. He become this sadistic prick. “Awww does that hurt? Here let me help you” (proceed to make it worse). He’s a very petty and childish person, feeling like he has to return anything that was given to him. You made him feel bad, well he can make you feel worse. Idk why but every time I talk to you, you provide this new wave of ideas and thoughts, and it makes whatever I was thinking the first time better. You make everything so much fun? I’m so grateful I stumbled upon your blog. I remember when I was getting my hair done by my mom and just thinking “hey! To past some time let’s see anyone made yandere werewolf x reader” and yours were the first thing that popped up, but I saw the 18+ and was “yeah. Can’t read this with my mom looking over my shoulder 👀 “. But when I read it later I fell in love. Then I read about the crazy king and the butcher/hunter guy was what set the deal for me. I was thinking to myself, “this person here is such a good writer and will contribute on to be a better one. I want to be here for all of it!”. It also inspired me to put out little drabbles of my own ocs. What I’m trying to say is thank you for existing, out of all my online friends you’re my favorite 😍.

Thank you so much!!! I still want to change my header but I love my little profile pic.

Ooooo I'm excited! I really like that idea of him getting attached and then getting sick of something, even to the point of like hating it, that is so cool! Aww, that is a really nice detail to show how much he loved Mr B and the reader. Hehehe I like that thought of him just wanting to be held and the lady is like what the actual is happening right now. Player Joseph! That makes a lot of sense! It ties back into his obsessive personality where is loves something to the point of dislike. I bet every time he met a woman he was telling Mr B he found the one and that this time it was for real, but it wasn't. I think maybe Mr B would be so surprised to see him staying with the reader but so happy, so happy in fact he overlooks how strict and possessive he is with her.

Yeah! I love the idea that she really thought he wouldn't want to stay in the marriage and I bet he got so upset when she kept trying to get a divorce. And yes!!!! Why wouldn't she think that, he's known for being a player so, of course, she would be thinking that he would take the payment and just leave, I think it would be cool if she even told him he didn't have to be loyal and could sleep around cause it wasn't a true marriage but as soon as that ring is on his finger he ignores every lady that comes up to him in comical ways like he overly mentions his wife even if the lady is just asking him for directions.

"Do you know where the sheriff's office is?"

"Ahhhh... my wife, who is a very beautiful woman, is calling me, I have to go to my wife" and then he just turns away

Up to you though!!

Very old-school husband, I can totally see that, especially in this time period. I love love love men (fictional) who think their entire job is to provide for their wife. Always buying them stuff, always doing the hard work around the house, always wanting to give them the best, it's even better when they take their wife shopping or bring heaps of clothes home and ask for a fashion show. I love it!

Yes! Grumpy, jealous, man! My favourite. I love the idea of him having a tantrum and reader just gets so sick of it that they have to shower him in love to end his bad mood. And if he's jealous? He's snapping at everyone and almost causing bar fights.

Him planning this elaborate way of getting readers to marry him under the guise of helping the reader out, Love it! OH ! I love the idea of him casually bullying the man who is making him jealous, pretending it's just friendly banter but he's humiliating him in front of everyone and most importantly you.

Oh yeah!! He would be so used to women just falling on their knees for him that he would be so confused why the reader isn't doing it.

I really like the personality you have built for him, it all fits together really well and you get to know him very personally. You should be so proud! You've done so well and I love it.

I like the whole pettiness of his personality and I love the idea that he thinks he's being far when he punishes someone. So like they might of said something really nasty to you so he just takes their tongue, its fair right? Or they lay a hand on you, so the hand is no longer attached to their body, it's a fitting punishment.

Thank you!!! I love talking to you too! You have such a vivid imagination and you have such a great way of thinking! You make everything so fun as well!!! I still remember how happy I was when you sent through the first ask I was so happy with my work because someone told me they liked it. I don't see myself as a 'writer' as such, I have always wanted to write a novel when I was a kid but really don't have the patience to do it, but I said what the hell and started writing small stuff even if it was just for me. The mad king was the first piece of writing I have done since high school. I have always liked writing whether it be for essays or fictional work in a school so I thought why not do it for myself. That's why all my OCs are heavily based on my own preferences :D

I am so grateful you did too!!!! AHHH! It must have been fate! Haha, I do that all the time when I'm back home with my parents as well :D Thank you so much!!!! You make me feel so confident in my writing and if I didn't have lectures, study and assignments to do I would continue all of my OCs series (maybe not the Viking guy, but he's like my second most liked piece of work besides Alwyn so maybe I will) cause I am so excited to continue the story, especially Eli! Eli is the reason I wanted to start writing and he is very much my baby it kinda stresses me out I haven't written the second piece of work yet for him. Thank you so much!!!! I probably would have lost motivation to write if it hadn't been for you and all your reblogs!!!!! You def have motivated me in the beginning (which is always the hardest time for a writer) and now I'm a lot more confident in my writing! So thank you so much! AHHHHHH! PLease do!!!!! Have you posted them yet? I sometimes go through people's blogs to see what they're up to (not in a stalker way), I might have missed them though, but if you're in the process of writing I am soooooooooo excited!!!! Please tell me when they are out!!! I'm shaking right now! Thank you for existing as well and I love talking to you as well! You are definitely my favourite as well!!!! <3 <3 <3

Lots of love mae xx