#he wants to eat you out and have a bigbig family with you!!!!

[meltedheartz]

thinking about how weird yandere!paul atreides would be ..

he's such a freak. an absolute weirdo around you, all lingering eyes and adoring smiles flashed your way.

paul knows you think he's a little off. a little too touchy with you, following you around like a lost puppy... you don't get it. he doesn't think you would, but he also doesn't quite care.

it's in the way he stares at you, albeit from a distance. the way he smiles. how he speaks to you. how he acts. all of it is a little unsettling, in plenty of ways.

after all, you're a boy... in the eyes of other people of course.

in your defense, you never bothered to reveal you aren't biologically a guy. no one asked! no one cared! no one thought about it! you passed so naturally, it was better to just blend.

you're rugged in all sorts of ways.

when you were nothing but a child, you'd climb atop of things you shouldn't have, you'd fight the other boys with fists and teeth, not hesitating to wield a sword or gun and join battle.

certainly, your parents fully believed you were the outcast of the family. the black sheep, the freak, the one they'd stash under the stairs to hide you from the world.

it got real bad when you cut your hair and would wrap fabric around your chest just to make sure you looked more masculine in the eyes of many. surely, you were crazy? you had to have been. going out in public like that — when you're supposed to be their precious daughter, their darling baby they'd dress in ribbons and bows, all sorts of jewelry.

you weren't really interested in those things... you like fighting. you like who you are. it's so much more comfortable, you feel so much safer.

until paul atreides comes around.

when you two first met, it was cordial. he kept a distance, despite being stony faced, he'd smiled at you and offered his name, asking for yours.

the two of you shake hands, professional and solely there for business. until you're sent to arrakis, and, well, it goes sideways.

he starts following you like a stray on the street... so eager to be near you, to feel the warmth of your scarred, rough hands; to stare at you and admire all the gashes and beatings you've received from your battles.

and it's just.. ugh. you hate it. you feel like you're being stalked everywhere you go, asking him dumb questions like, "shouldn't you be with chani??" "you don't have anything to be tending too, at the moment...?" "ah, are you sure you want to watch me spar and train? surely you have elsewhere to be." it irks him, just a little bit. ever since paul had locked eyes with you, his visions changed.

would he ever say what he saw? mm, maybe not. wouldn't want to scare you off!

but until he does make those visions a reality, he'll watch you from a distance. evaluate just why he sees children that look like the perfect mix of you and himself, why he sees so many different variations of wedding rings, why he sees you sleeping beside him in bed as he dreams.

just... until then. paul swears he'll make it a reality.

[theklingerkollection]

here she is. the ask spammer. come to spam you. with asks. bc shes the ask spammer. cherry - what is your sexuality? daydreams - if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be? caress - do you like to snuggle?ivory - describe your pajamas? golden - favorite stationary product? freckles - most-worn article of clothing? poppy - favorite pastel color? sunkissed - autumn or spring? buttery - favorite snack? cupcake - are you a good cook? honey - favorite term of endearment?

 Me: *reblogs ask post*@just-call-me-ella : 

 tbh I love it.

 Cherry - what is your sexuality?

Daydreams - if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be?

  My dad’s cat BigBig (X 

 Caress - do you like to snuggle?

 I really, really don’t. I grew up in a family of boundary crossers (ie: you MUST hug people, avoiding kisses will result in groundings, saying “stop touching my hair” gets you smacked for ‘being rude’, etc…..) and I work physically close to people all day, so by the time I get home, I just want my own personal space. I might do the human version of “cat who doesn’t want to be petted but, if ignored, will act like they’re doing you a huge favour by sitting on the same couch” thing under the right circumstances. I will cuddle animals sometimes, though even then it tends to be “passively accepts being sat on” more than cuddling.

 Ivory - describe your pajamas?

  Golden - favorite stationary product?

 I seem to be the opposite of all those “buy journals I never use” tumblr posts. I buy them by the industrial palette and go through them fast. So I’m not picky. Though, as a dumb bitch with adhd and brain fog I like those legal/real estate pads I get in the mail. I use them for lists/memos to leave by my computer. Also for notes to pin to sewing projects. I mean, I’ll never be able to afford to buy real estate though either Jagmeet Shurvanan or Konnie Park, but they have kept me in memo pads these last few years, so I hope they have good sales.

 Freckles - most-worn article of clothing?

 My Meatloaf concert hoodie as seen in This post gets a lot of wear, as does one of my scarves- it’s plain black. I always say I’ll wear a fancy one, then this one’s back on the next time I go out.

  Poppy - favorite pastel color? 

 Answered in a previous Post

 Sunkissed - autumn or spring?

 Autumn. It’s colder, and less forest fire-y. And my birthday is in spring, so yikes to that.

  Buttery - favorite snack? 

 Smartpop cheddar popcorn!

Cupcake - are you a good cook?

 Answered in the same post as the Poppy question

 Honey - favorite term of endearment? 

 I’m not sure I have a set one- though my insistence on calling my friend Ron “Handsome Chuck” is a great source of amusement to me (context: Ron is English, and looks like Prince Charles: The Weasley Edition. Ron once referred to Charles as ‘Handsome Chuck’ because…. well, you’ve seen the guy… And unfortunately for dear Ronald, I turned that one right around).