#he tricks everyone by wearing padded shoulders smh
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in this buff Howdy world i am defending stick man Howdy with my fucking life. fending off all of the ripped pillars with a broom & bug spray
#to be clear this is Not buff howdy hate. he is very funny and i love seeing him. everyone deserves Muscle#however.... in my heart howdy is a bit of a pencil#he is Lanky.#LISTEN SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT#IN THIS MUSCLEMAN-HOWDY-DOMINATED EXISTENCE THERE HAS TO BE SOMEONE FIGHTING FOR THE STICKS#he's essentially a balloon animal. a bunch of twist ties in a trenchcoat. noodles glued in the shape of a bug#he tricks everyone by wearing padded shoulders smh#in my heart he just... he would Not win any weight lifting contests#absolutely unprompted#he is a WORM a WIGGLY GUY#he may be sturdy but he's So So lanky too ok#thank you for coming to my ted talk
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