#he told me about this enormously smarmy tool who quipped non-stop and committed massive war crimes and lead troops into massacres
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Has any franchise ever done a character dirtier than Star Wars has done to Obi-Wan Kenobi continuously since The Phantom Menace?
#Obi-Wan Kenobi#General Kenobi: years ago you occasionally sorta-quasi worked in proximity to my father during the clone wars#in the loosest sense possible#he told me about this enormously smarmy tool who quipped non-stop and committed massive war crimes and lead troops into massacres#you're the only person in his old space rolodex I haven't yet tried: when I say you're my only hope I'm not exaggerating#you're better than nothing but only by a hair#please take good care of these plans in this robot who you should recognize and who absolutely should recognize you according to retcons#because in Star Wars everyone praises the movie Star Wars (1977) but nobody ever actually watched it#least of all George Lucas or Dave Filoni#the fact of the matter is maybe Kenobi always sucked and Luke just got lucky#maybe dramatically cutting off a rude guy's arm in a bar should have been a major red flag
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