#he survives by dint of being too silly to notice he's being menaced and also bc his friend is there to distract dracula
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combining my dracula hyperfixation with my jeeves and woozter hyperfixation to create a 'bertie goes to castle dracula' fic
#bertie goes to transylvania on jeeves' annual vacation bc one of his friends is a lawyer who got called over there#'i can't go to TRANSYLVANIA by MYSELF bertie you have to help me you wouldn't abandon an old school chum in his time of need'#bertie sends jeeves a telegram like 'hey listen im in transylvania bc my good friend billy 'silly' wittencombeshire-featherstone begged me'#bertie gets engaged against his will to all 3 of dracula's weed smoking girlfriends#he survives by dint of being too silly to notice he's being menaced and also bc his friend is there to distract dracula#jeeves shows up right around when even BERTIE can't help but notice this place is a bit sinister what?#jeeves and wooster
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