#he sneezes too hard ones and the ripple effect it creates altars the course of reality for eons to come
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You don't understand, using "Primus magic" as an explanation for wacky phenomena in transformers fanfiction is the best and I think more people should use it actually
#'why did the energon melt that guy but give me super powers?' Because Primus is back on his bullshit#Primus turns around for 10 seconds turns back and half the population is gone and the other half is spread across space#'Shit. shit shit- uhhh..' *see some random human walk out of their house* '...Perfect.'#transformers#primus#transformers primus#tf primus#drawing out a prophecy at the beginning of time cuz he thought it would be cool and then it actually happens and he's like 'oh shit'#he sneezes too hard ones and the ripple effect it creates altars the course of reality for eons to come#Optimus sees him in his dreams and thinks he's being sent guidence and comfort#but it was actually just the psychic celestial equivalent of a FaceTime butt dial#he panics and makes something up on the spot#and stresses about it for like two whole years#I could go on
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