#he sees his c*ck and just starts clapping

[maladaptivewriting]

i need james yelling yippee the first time regulus takes his pants off

[malaboos-bodacious-blog]

Le Blue Cafe

Chase’s POV

I pull back my pink hair, and put it in a manbun, before I put on a blue apron. The café smells like coffee beans and carmel. No one’s here, being as I haven’t flipped the open sign, and it’s very peaceful. I sit in the silence for a minute longer before going to wash my hands. I come back out to the front and flip the open sign. Now, we wait.

~An hour later. 3rd POV~

Chase has served many pedestrians in the time an hour brings. He has to go to the bathroom, so he puts a little sign on the desk that reads: ‘We’ll be back, please take a seat while you wait!’ in neat cursive writing.

Chase comes back out to the front and sees only one new face. Said person stands up and goes to the counter, when they see Chase.

“Hi, what would you like?” Chase asks in a kind voice.

“Just a black coffee, bitte” The person says in what seems to be German accent.

“And can I get the name of the man who likes it rich?” Chase says jokingly for the fun of it.

“Henrik” Henrik says chuckling.

“H-e-n-r-i- ck or just c or just k?”

“Just k” He answers smiling.

“Okay, I had a feeling that’s how it was spelled, but I wanted to make sure” Chase says smiling.

“One black coffee will be with you momentarily”

“Danke”

“Du bist willkommen” Chase answers. He took German when he was in highschool instead of Spanish like a lot of his classmates. Henrik smiles wider and Chase gets the coffee pot going. Anyone who was in the shop has left, only Henrik and Chase are left. “Do you mind if I change the music? Pop music gets old after an hour.”

“I don’t mind. And I agree zhat pop music gets old after a vhile.” Hen says leaning on the counter.

“Perfect. I’ll be back. I’m going to turn off the music in the speakers.” Chase says as he goes into the back. The cheesy song that was on stops. It’s silent until Chase comes back. He grabs the now done coffee and pours some into the cup that has 'Henrik' written on it. “Here you go.”

“Danke” Henrik says as he takes a sip. Chase goes on his phone, probably searching for music.

His eyes light up as he taps on the song he’s found. Some sort of African chanting starts coming out of the phone’s speakers. Then a man starts speaking. Henrik knows this song. It’s Parasite Eve by Bring Me The Horizon. “A man of good taste”

“You listen to Bring Me The Horizon, too?” Chase says happily shocked. Henrik nods and takes a sip of his coffee.

‘Really we just need to fear something

Only pretending to feel something

I know you're dying to run

I wanna turn you around’

Chase claps happily. He starts to sing along. “Please, remain calm, the end has arrived

We cannot save you, enjoy the ride”

“Zhis is zhe moment you’ve been vaiting for

Don’t call zhis a varning, zhis is a var.”

“It’s zhe Parasite Eve

Got a feeling in your stomach cause you know zhat it’s comin’ for ya

Leave you flowers and grieve

Don’t forget what zhey told ya, ayy ayy

Vhen ve foret zhe infection

Vill ve remember zhe lesson?

If zhe suspense doesn’t kill ya

Somezhin’ else vill, ayy ayy

Move”

“I heard zhey need bettah signal

Put chip and pins and needles

Quarantine all of zhose secrets

In zhat black hole you call a brain before it’s too late

Really ve just vant to scream somezhing

Only pretend to believe somezhing

I know you’re baying for blood

I vanna turn you around”

“Please, remain calm, the end has arrived”

“Ve cannot save you, enjoy zhe ride”

“This is the moment you’ve been waiting for”

“Don’t call zhis a varning, zhis is a var” Henrik sings, but Chase doesn’t pick it back up again.

He just looks at Hernik with an extremely happy smile. He starts bouncing and clapping.

“You have an amazing singing voice” He says, the clapping has stopped, but the bouncing is still there.

“Danke, so do you” Henrik says, blushing a small bit. They don’t know when they moved to sit in one of the booths in the coffee shop, but they did. Henrik looks down at Chase’s phone on the table and sees the time. “Scheisse, I have to get to vork. Zhis vas fun…” He looks at Chase’s name tag “Chase”.

“Oh, really? Well, can- can I have your phone number so we can maybe do this again?” Chase asks nervously.

“Oh, of course!” Henrik says as he takes his phone out of his jacket’s inside pocket. He may be able to remember the most intricate way to save someone’s life, but he can’t remember his own phone number. Henrik reaches for Chase’s phone, but he doesn’t pick it up. He looks at Chase for permission and Chase nods.

Henrik picks up Chase’s phone and searches for the contacts app. He finds it easily and makes himself a contact. ‘Dr. Henrik von Schneeplestein (bmth cafe)’ is what he put himself as. “Zhere ve go”

“Thanks, good luck at the hospital, doctor” Chase says smirking

“Danke, good luck vizh zhe coffee, barista” Henrik smirks back and gets out of the booth, heading for the exit. “Have a nice day, Chaser!”

“You, too, Henrikku!” Chase says back as he goes back to the counter. Henrik waves as he exits the cafe.

Today is a day he’ll remember.

Le Blue Cafe became the meeting place of the two many times. Mostly because of the convenience of Chase working there.

And the coffee.

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@basiloaks @leobashi @bapbee @spudmcloughlin @n-anon

[yarart4ever]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! HAMILTON ARRIVED ON DISNEY+ A FEW DAYS AGO WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!?????

as you couldn't tell, I am IN LOVE with Hamilton! the musical got me into discovering the musical fandom! sure I was in love with Hairspray and musicals in general but Hamilton was my first actual music obsession!

this is the LIVE SHOW! just recorded professionally! and Imma do my usual review on it! :3

-lol king george's intro at the beginning! XD

-WHO ELSE BOPPED AND GOT EXCITED DURING THE FIRST SONG IN ACT I: ALEXANDER HAMILTON!?

-I like how the crowd is so respectful to the performers and only laughs and claps when necessary!

-the dance choreography! *chefs kiss* perfecto!

-YO! the actors for John Laurens/Philip, Lafayette/Thomas Jefferson and Hercules Mulligan/ Maddison ARE. FINE! they. are. DADDIES! PERIODT!

-okay but like... the actresses for Angelica and Peggy are also pretty fine! like.. UwU WIFEYS!

-Angelica~, (work, work) Eliza~ and PEGGY! the schuyler sisters~! sorry I had to! TvT

-ANGELICA. IS. A QUEEN! PERIODTTTT!!

-lol everything that comes out of King george's mouth is gold! XD

-RIGHT HAND MAN IS A BOP OH MY GOD! (O///o///O)

-aw, Helpless is so wholesome I love it! <3

-okAY BUT SATISFIED IS MY FAVORITE SONG AND IT'S WHAT GOT ME INTO THE HAMILTON FANDOM! I KNOW THE SONG WORD FOR WORD ISTG-

-lmao who else died at raise a glass reprise cuz... XD it got me!

-WAIT FOR IT IS MY SECOND FAVORITE SONG!! (>///o///<) but like show me mother theodosia pls! T^T

-"I'm a general! WEEEE"  Charles Lee~  best quote by far!

-  the way! John Laurens! looks at Alexander! jesus why does he have to be so attractive!?

-damn Alexander got daddy issues! O_O

-that would be enough almost made me cry what??

-EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S VERY HOT FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!... wait that's not the lyrics..

-damn! dying is easy, but living is harder... that hit different! :'(

-THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!! HOLY THAT SONG SLAPSSSS!!

-oml Hercules Mulligan's solo (O///_///O) and he sticks his tongue out too! he's a aggressive top hottie and I am living for it!!!

- what comes next was totally foreshadowing for when Trump becomes president. like, "when your people say they hate you, don't come crawling back to me"! like yo! foreshadowing or what??

-aw dear theodosia! my third favorite song! you know, ever since I heard this I wanted to name my child theodosia so that I could sing her this song as a lullaby.

-NO!!! JOHN LAURENS MY HUSBAND!!! T^T </3 I knew he was gonna die anyway cause I've listened to the sundtrack many times but still! and Alexander was so happy singing about his son and then he hears about John's death I'm- :'( I almost cried again during that song... you can probably tell that I love John Laurens..

-NON STOP THO!! LIKE WHAT!?! THIS SONG WAS AWESOME IN THE SOUNDTRACK AND IT'S MORE AWESOME NOW THAT I'M SEEING IT AND SINGING ALONG!! (>///O///<)

~~intermission~~

-okay okay, act II! I'm ready!! give. me. that. tea!

-THOMAS JEFFERSON! HOLY SH!T HE'S HOT!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!

-OH! AND HE DOES THE KISS!! excuse me while I faint of fangirling...

-aw, poor Maddison is sick. lol corona?? I'm telling y'all they knew what was gonna happen in 2020! like even John wanted to help end black slavery and then there was that george floyd situation now and just... foreshadowing all over! :T

-HOLY CRAP YO THERE'S AN ACTUAL RAP BATTLE!! XD WHAAAATT??? like Jefferson and Hamilton got them mics, they be all up in each other's face roasting each other like bro!

-"turn around, bend over I'll show you where my shoe fits!" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH! GET ROASTED JEFFERSON BAM WHAT??

- lmao why the fnck do they have an grown a$$ man playing a 9 year old?? XD

-okay, I love the sister dynamic for Angelica and Eliza! they're so cute! and I like how no one questions that even though their races are different they're still related. and it bothers me that people nitpick about that. like leave them alone, they are sisters! periodt!

-oh no it's say no to this... I hate this song... I can't believe Hamilton had an affair with someone he doesn't even know! who cares if she's hot?? you're MARRIED!

-and wait... ain't that the actress who played Peggy in the last act?? sheesh no wonder she's so attractive!

-look at this dude saying "lord show me how to say no to this, I don't know how to say no to this"! LIKE BOI! just say no! tf?? it doesn't matter if she's a fncking model! if I was married to a kind hearted, gentle and just generally an amazing person Like Eliza, and a woman pulled me in their bed and said "stay~" I would've  been like "HAHA nope! peace out my guy, I'm already taken thank you very much and they do it to me better than you ever did! periodt!" and I would leave. it's that easy!

-"and her bodies screaming hell yes" BOI IF YOU DON'T KEEP YOUR D!CK IN YOUR PANTS AND GO HOME ALEXANDER I SWEAR TO FnCKING ALLAH......

-and he fncked up... that's it... I'm done!! Deuses! *gives peace sign and leaves*

-no one else was in the room? okay we getting hype now! XP

-damn Aaron Burr is a great dancer! XD

-oh sh!t oh sh!t there's another rap battle! same people too... everyone take cover! seriously this is not a drill!

-damn! okay did not hear this yet?? uhm so.... Hamilton snapped. and not the good type of snapped too... the moment he was given a opportunity to speak he literally shouted "YOU MUST BE OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MIND!" and when I tell you I shook....

-"daddy's callin'.." oKAY FIRST OF ALL HOW WRONG DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU??

-lol when Burr came on stage and started singing, Jefferson was so confused he was like "bruh the hell did you come from??" and I died! XD

-oh sh!t Burr and Jefferson are joining forces- LOOK OUT EVERYONE AS THEY BRING THE THUNDER!

-YO THE RAPPING IN THIS SONG IS LIKE WOWZAH! LIKE BARS BRO! :D LIKE FnCKING M&M IS QUAKING!

-"sir, I don't know what you heard but WHATEVER IT IS.... Jefferson started it.." LMFAO ALEX I SWEAR TO GOD XD

-one last time oh no I'm scared this song is gonna make me cry isn't it??

-YEP I WAS RIGHT! I'M CRYING NOW! GREAT!

-George Washington's voice is so powerful oh my lord... and oop! he's crying too! also great! :'D

-my hEART T^T-

-King George Istg STOP! XD

-also yay, I like how they used a woman for the guard/right hand man to the king! as a feminist... I approve UwU

-who else flinched when the king started laughing........ because I did....

-"sit down John you FAT MOTHER FnCKER!" oop... was not expecting that!

-NO ALEX DON'T TELL THEM THEY'RE JOINING FORCES YOU'RE DEAD IF YOU TELL THEM THAT- aaaaaaaand you told them... smart.. real smart -_-

-okay but Thomas' reaction was even more funny on screen then in the sound track X'D

-welp... now Burr's gonna tell everybody.. oh wait no.. ALONG with Jefferson and Maddison... good job, Alexander..

-holy sh!t the reynolds pamphlet! he actually wrote it down?? I mean I knew this happened but STILL! WHAT THE FnCK, HAMILTON?!?

-Jefferson is getting to hype for this I swear XD

-OH CRAP ANGELICA IS HERE!

-"all the way from London? DAYUM!" that's me!

-damn, work it, King George! XP

-YEAH DAMN RIGHT HIS POOR WIFE ELIZA DIDN'T DESERVE THIS! >:(

-aw man, Burn hit's different! especially when you catch your ex cheating on you. if that ever happens, LISTEN TO THIS SONG! trust me!

-I feel so bad for her.. :(

-Philip saying "the scholars say I got the same virtuosity and brains as my pops, the ladies say that's not where the resemblance stops~" MADE ME DIE! LIKE ON THE SPOT! NO JOKE!

-the ladies are getting hype for Philip and honestly I CAN SEE WHY! HE'S A DADDY! DUNNO! UwU

-OOF! BEEF!

-he got shot AGAIN!?!

-he dies AGAIN!?!

-WHY DOES THIS HANDSOME BOI KEEP DYING?? LET HIM LIVE BRO!! T^T

-poor Eliza...

-oh god please no not it's quiet uptown! Imma cry again!

-oop... and now I'm crying again... ain't that fun! :'D

-the way they held hands at the end! T^T be still my heart!

-DAYUM! Hamilton chose JEFFERSON over Burr! oof, that's gotta sting!

-"you know what we can change that, you know why?" me: why? "because I'm the president.." me: *blushes and sweats*.... uh.. ahem... welp, that's enough convincing for me you got it sir!  I am so sorry... TvT

-oh no they about to duel! oh sh!t oh sh!t! I'm scared!

-lol A. Ham! XD I'm sorry I just find that so funny! HAM! AHA do I look like a Christmas meal to you?? lmao

-he's... HE'S AIMING HIS PISTOL AT THE SKY! BURR HOLD UP DON'T SHOOT DON'T-

-... he shot Hamilton...

-seriously Burr??

-Eliza has been through many heartbreaks right now..

-oh this is my 5th favorite song. who lives who dies, who tells your story... I'm gonna cry again, aren't I?

-yep! definitely just cried! that song always hits home for me..

I love this musical so much! no words can describe how much it means to me. so I suggest you listen to the soundtrack yourself, if you haven't and tell me how you feel about it. c:

[mum-for-da-sons]

Very messy Delta review

Hey gang, i sat & typed & spiraled while listening to delta for the first time just now, so if that interests you to read barely legible thoughts, it’ll be under the read more thing. dang i’m sad!! BUt spoiler alert: GOOOD ALBUM! I’m SAD!! (do note I don’t find the album or many tracks all-around too sad, I’m just a depressed bih)

Delta thoughts: okay i’m not gonna really edit what i wrote but for everyone’s sanity i’ll bold the song titles, okay?

42: BINCH! See a sign, I need some guiding light,,, eff ME UP OKAY?? This is such a strong start i’m already getting teary-eyed, huh. Ugh, it’s so satisfying… well effing done lads,, well done

Guiding Light: Hot dang the whispered beginning?? I really need to fix my computer speakers because this sounds heavenly in my over-ear headphones,, gosh dang. Discover some new TRUTH! Gosh dang this is not a comprehensive review in the slightest but i don’t care!! Binch!! I can’t even say anything good… when beloved or darkness visible makes me cry, i guess beloved is fourth? So if it does it’ll be first, anyway, when i start crying maybe i have something cooler to say. Not crazy about the “dubstep build” on this, after the bridge, just because i don’t believe it, like it’s not long enough, and resolves unconvincingly. But, anyway.

Woman: literally FRICK i thought if i say was next this start is cool and very Winston. Oh vibes?? Oh worm?? Woman?? I’m like 15 seconds in and this is… yes. Can you ever really know? No. is ths song even about anything lol i don’t think i care?? Issa vibe, gang. Chorus?? Eff me up. He said frosty… wendy’s come collect. Oh that was the pre-chorus?? This is f*cking me up… VIBES. i ‘ve been waiting for them to try this in a song of theirs and not like a cover.. I knew they were capable…. The range they’re displaying rn? I love it. I love them wtf!!  Oooh man i wanna see this live? There’s this drumstick noise, like rimshots? That sounds so satisfying. Yes, clackety clack. This is nice. Nice song. Don’t really know what they’re singing, bt this is warm. I like it. Mumford & sons finally said it’s 2018, huh. I just got a youtube notification of me commenting on their radio appearance and i literally said “the range they’re showing? Fantastic” and yanno what,, same

Beloved: this song started like right away huh. He said darling… dang he did that. He’s fitting a lot of words in on this one. Ohh the lord has a plan? It is hard to understand… i love these lyrics.. Big brain meme. Are you afraid? The attack.. Hand come through the mirror?? That visual!!! O f*ck me up. Before you leave :(( yeah it’s getting to me aHAHA.ohh this breakdown? Yes. these drums are especially nice. Ugh i really missed these guys wtf :(. AND AS YOU LEAVE, YOU MUST KNOW YOU ARE BELOVED> yes. Yes. as you LEeeeEEeaaveee. See my children playing at your feet?? BOI.. i’m so soft wtf.. They’re really putting it all out… i wanna hug them i’m so… this is so sweet aw. Oh no the song is fading, no don’t do that song

What song is this the piano can f*ck me up: ben man, you’re doin that huh. No literally did we have to jump to this painful… frick. This violin? Is nice. WE SAW BIRTH AND DEATH. Oh frick. They’re just going for it this is a lot i’m soft. Lemme actually see what song this is lol.. It’s The Wild. i have like chills & i can’t tell if it’s because i’m cold or not. Do not be afraid :(. OH they stripped it back!!! THIS IS NICE! Binch! Puts the fear of God in me :( this is so nice .. it’s hard to pick what to focus on. What’s that i see binch? I think it’s the wild… marcus is really do THAT with these vocals, huh. There was like a breath and.. The atmosphere during this part?? Nat Geo who??? Ohhh i like this so much.. It’s like a soundtrack.. The sampling of noise?? The background?? It’s cool, doesn’t specifically sound like them at all, but, aw these drums :( now it’s like a war movie.. This is so interesting. Those drums remind me of the drums in winter winds that i can sometimes here & it’s very drill-like and marching band-esqe and i love it. Aw birds??? You know what this reminds me of…. I won’t say

Next song: marcus is playing no games with these vocals, jesus. October Skies.. Isn’t this his favorite one… ooh ted I hear that bass,, eff it up.OooooOOOoooHH. The range… i love these guys. I’m blinded by the light of october skies… the movie with Jake Gylenhaal, and in the valley I am free :( where’d the silehute go? OOOooooOOOOooooHH YOUr’e esesjfsfshesal!! The fear of what’s to come.. CRIPlin’ me :( binch. Is this synth lowkey?? Brand it on my mind is such a great visual, like the “press my nose up to the glass around your heart” line.. Who wrote it. Oh is the sonG_ OOOOOOoooooOOOOOOoooooHHHH. Maggie rogers is that you? Hot dang

An upbeater!! Wipe those tears baby! Is this the just smoke of this album. This is.. Slip Away. “stoic smile” i see you… haha. Ooh this chorus is nice COME AND SUFFER HERE, LADIES! Mood!! Holding my breathe for you? F! In this violence of a mind’s eye… i like everything except maybe---- ohh this falsetto?? I’m.. i’m tearing.. Oooh we just found a song to cry to in the middle of the night, huh. It’s misleading with the beat vs. the lyrics.. I wouldn’t have it any other way!! Gosh i’m so depressed! Lol!! There’s a pulsing beat of some kind that’s nice.. Also some nice guitar work on here, some clackety things… go gently… be still…. Go gently….now… be still… Go Gentlyyyyy nowwwww, be stiiiilllll. Ugh they.. They’re doing this… i’m so proud of them wtf. Is this winston?? Who is singing.. Marcus?? I can’t.. Tell? No i think its marcus but we’ve truly never heard that high-end from him for that long

Okay: next song is pretty interesting- ooh! Right off the bat! This has to be the one they said sounded like ngalma? However you spell it… clap clap clap clap clap, this is a drum-machiner one for sure. I will be yours & you will be mine, ever our lives will be entwined binch! This noise after “my rose of sharon” is a mood. Ugh this is so cute.. Imagine being happy w/ someone else, what a concept ! eeeeeee yuh! That’s what they’re singing in the back.. My rose of sharon, my rose of sharon, BRR BRR BRN NER! Did the song-- what’s up with these abrupt endings

That being said, Picture You sounds v vibey right off the bat. Okay lads! I thought it best you didn’t knowww. I’m so proud of Marcus for flaunting these vocals, i stg, I’ve spoken on this before but... like he can do that!! I’m so glad he’s,, doing it! Ooh the “away” is v nice. I love full-stops in music, where the sound gets sucked out like here or just stops entirely… yes boys. Okay.. not crazy about this kind of.. Breakdown but it’s still cool. Just not in-rand as much as some other things. I mean, this sound is V different of course but they’re workin’ it. Okay i kind of stopped paying attention for a sec… there’s sampling… ohhh oh no it’s getting dark… hohoho no guys.. I’m excited but the anxiety is jumping out… holy smokes this is cool tho. It’s pretty. Hope that never comes, that comes to all.. Torture without end… yet from the great flames no light,,, but rather.. .DARKNESS VISIBLE. I’m gonna check if it didn’t seamlessly bleed into darkness visible…

Oh it did!! Their minds!! God, i already know i love darkness visible,, it was my pre-album listen fave on details about it alone,, we’re depressed sweeties let’s pop off… it’s so nice >:(. And just like that it ended!!!! BINCH!!! Ooh they’re like not even vocally in that one… i like that ish!! Not the “them not being in it” in that way but OOH! That was effing cool

If I Say: is still v v nice,, sounds effing expansive and beautiful with good headphones, i’m picking up all the lil details and prettiness.. The synth line after “if i say i love you, well then i love you” is sooo satisfying too. Ugh this orchestra,,, it’s building.. Truly their minds were so big on this album, huh. I’ll tell you what It doesn’t mean that i feel better! It doesn’t mean that I feel better! I’m, haha i still kinda hate this chorus but their so passionate i can’t hate it all the way,, like they love this ish and are into it & i love them so it’s allll good homies. I dig. I’ll be fake and wild out when they play it live, don’t worry. But peace you never find :( the guitar tone is crispyyyy,, the instrumentation… ugh it’s so nice. Violins can murder me or someat and I’d accept it. AND IF I SAY I LOVE YOU, THEN I LOVE YOUUUU. Ugh,, so so nice man

What’s NEXT: ooh some seamlessness in that transition.. .is this ghost of tom joad i’m hearing lol, mortal once again!! Oh this is a mood, freak.. Sigh no more marcus really jumped out on this one. This shuffling maraca thing is so nice. I’ll hold you by the jaw!! Hoo hoo bihhh. “It took a wild heart to tame mIIiine” this is so nice wtf!! Ugh this is so nice. I wouldn’t have you any other way,, awwwwwWWW!! Who want a love that makes sense anyway? I’ll effing say! Ugh this is very nice. These lyrics are so interesting… this is a good one guys, quiet & sweet but there’s some pretty cool things also going on, like it’s simple but its… this is it, ya know? This piano is sweet too. This whole thing is sweet, maybe that’s a dumb word to use but. This is so sweeeeet ugh!!! The vocal riffs on “mine” … ugh!! I kind of like the echoey vocals too.. Soft rain patter for two seconds at the end??

Reverse noises w/ a big breath from Marcus: let’s effing go w/ this album, gang!! What song is this reminding me of… whispers in the dark? He did some late-babel, early wilder mind voice thing.. Wait it’s forever isn’t it. I heard this one i think, like 3 yrs ago.. Yup, Dare I Say Forever.. I still don’t like do it for the girl” cos it’s too straightfoward, ,”i’ve known pious women” LOL where is this going. Only mumford & sons can really put that word in a song and just, keep singing. We stan tho, we stan. Think of london,,, we love. The DAAaaYS you defend will turn to gold,, this could easily be the last song on the album, this is like a last-call at the bar song,, in a good way, i’ve linked arms with my buddies & we’re all yelling this song like goons,, yes. Lighters a-waving,, are we too sentimental to not look back atnd!! WOW he realy did that with stare!! I couldnt finish typing that.. Is this part auto-tuned?? Dare I say.. Why? I’m choosing to hear it as a vocoder and many harmonies so i don’t hate that but uhaha they.. Hm they tried that i guess. Other than that the vi- oh why did the violin exit like that

The song is bouncing in my ears weird!! It’s giving me monster vibes atm. There’s a definite thread of messages goin thru this album & oof i love being sad,, the children come & go as you weep? Lol i love being sad. I am a waste?? My words are empty [as the bed we made]. Wilder mind is comin out on this, the album, huh!! The optimism on this album is-- I”LL MEET YOU OUT THE DELTAAA< WHERE THE RIVER”S RUINNING TO THE SEA,, GOD i love it. Ooh these drums, cool cool, it’s.. This is cool. Also sampling marcus’s children is sure way to eff everyone up, but that’s for another post,, ooooh i’m soft!! When it feels like nothing else matters :((((( lets go with this build!!! I wanna go for a run and have a cry.. Ooh man i took a moment there… this is so nice :( i’v missed them!!! Whats goin on with his vocals here,, the recording is like too close,, on purpose?? Hm. dust to dust!! I see you!! Marcus is truly giving his all here,, ugh I”m so proud of all of them, they put their LIVES on this, didn’t they!!! This song is such a feeling,, i can’t describe it i’m sad, but awwwW! I don’t kno wtf these kids are saying but wow that was cute as all heck!!! I”m so soft!! The album is over!! They did it!! Frick i don’t know how to feel!! Good really, but wow!!! Trying to not let my own sadness affect this review haha but !! what a nice body of work they produced!! In all the best ways, mostly!! I love them!!  I wanna have another listen!! Aw!!!! Frick guys. Frick. Can’t imagine anyone wants to slog thru this and have a read but,, anyway thanks if you did i guess, special thanks to Mumford & Sons for being my favorite band and always :( always being there when I need it. I needed this. wow. wow. Wowww!!!  Oof, haha i’m sad

Okay wait also he should’ve repeated the “I’ll meet you at the delta part” at least one more time but eff my criticism that song captures all stages of life and i truly wanna cry, so there’s that. Theses guys put it all out there & I really love them for that.

[spongebobsins]

Everything Wrong With Ugh

Just because we’re on a different show despite mean we’re still not having Noddy in to point out of some of the Paleo mistakes. So yeah, enjoy that.

(So nice to have a Non-Bona person helping with SpongeBob, still love him just nice to have a break lol)

1.One hundred million years ago, can’t wait to see this get violated immediately.

2.So how did Patchy even end up here? The ads explained this but not the actual episode.

3.  Non-avian dinosaurs living alongside early hum- er, whatever you call the different sapient beings in SpongeBob? I’m still sinning because it perpetuates that trope though.

4.Whatever that theropod is eating Patrick is from the 1920s, honestly. Upright posture, pronation of the hands, missing small claws on the feet, etc.

5. Pirate dude is implying that’s a Brontosaurus… it may have been made valid again, but at the time it was released it wasn’t and just Apatosaurus so sin for being wrong at the time of release.

6.I’m not sure living in the Ice Ages are what we’d call simpler times.

7. Prehistoric club cliché.

8. ‘Pterodactyl’. I haven’t heard that word in ages, and it gives me chills everytime I see it. Unless you’re talking about tiny Pterodactylus or the group of pterosaurs known as Pterodactyloids, ‘Pterodactyl’ was never a thing.

9.That pterosaur costume I’m sure is off, I mean for one the hands look connected the wrong way for sure, and those wings are pointed instead of rounded.

10.”Prehistoric stuff is, what do the kids say, cool” Adult man tries to be hip cliche.

11.‘Ugh.’ Well that’s sure a nice way to sell the episode with such an enthusiastic title.

12.Oh look, another bad pterosaur, this time a Pteranodon. Pointy wings and all that I can notice from this distance, but I’m sure it will be more fugly up close.

13.Wait, what time is this even meant to be? Is 100 MYA just what pirate Tom Kenny is depicting, or is it the episode too?. I guess assuming it’s 100 MYA then uh yeah there shouldn’t be goddamn trilobites.

14. I have the feeling this episode doesn’t understand evolution at all if it’s saying life is beginning now. Unless this is all weirdly figurative for some reason.

15.By the way, they missed the change to do a SpongeGar version of the theme song.

16 Gary is prehistoric so that means he has to be giant and have spikes, typical.

17.If Gary is that huge, we should have seen him in that first shot of the inside of his house.

18.”Wait a minute” Wow, those are 3 random English words for them to just know. It’s funny but still.

19. Oh yay, more clubs, because early whatever the f*ck these people are surely couldn’t have developed a variety of weapons.

20.Oh yeah, prehistoric thingos acting stupid, another cliché.

21. Wait a minute, this sponge, octopus and sea star all have mammalian hair. Weird.

22.”Patar!” Aside from him just yelling his name for no reason, this sin is the random use of “gar” on their names. (At least they were more creative with Squidward)

23.Prehistoric people using smell more often cliché.

24.They greet each other by hurting themselves because…comedy?

25.Where was he keeping that thing of water, and all without spilling any of it too?

26.Prehistoric people discover fire cliché. Except here it implies they haven’t even seen fire, they didn’t even make it. Which means even supposed smart guy Squidward doesn’t notice how freaking hot the fire is and burns himself. I guess this is what happens when you live in the sea.

27.Oh yeah, may as well sin the fire underwater thing because sins. And the raining underwater thing too.

28.SpongGar and Patar are immune to fire for like 30 seconds.

29.Great, Patar’s a cannibal.

30.Overly long gag is SpongeGar staring at the fire.

31.Discount 2001 music.

32.That stick went right through Patrick’s mouth. If this wasn’t animated this would be considered inappropriate for children.

33.What is he even chewing on if the stick is just sticking through him like that?

34.SpongeGar murders Mr. Krabs’s ancestor.

35.Patar sticks his bigger stick into the fire to cook the crab but when he eats it, it’s on the smaller stick.

36.Calling a caveman a troglodyte implies it’s in the genus Pan like the modern chimpanzee, Pan troglodytes. Homo neanderthalensis was so closely related to Homo sapiens that they interbred with our ancestors.

37.I’m not sure a human could survive a block of ice like that.

38.”I call him Cavey” How creative.

39.”Where do you keep getting all this stuff?!” I agree, where does that door over there lead? A time machine?

40.I really doubt every single thing around them is delicious or even edible.

41.Nor can random rocks create popcorn.

42.More Crab murder.

43. They’re full and their bellies are comically big. I have the feeling someone on DeviantArt is probably a fan.

44. Just summon more thunder with your clapping to make more fires instead of fighting. But lol, because they’re prehistoric they have to be idiots.

45.More clubs. Always the damn clubs.

46.Damn, they sure got skinny again real fast

47.Surely the fire would be out by now with the log rolling so many times. Then again this is underwater fire so maybe it’s different because the writers said so.

38.Squag’s house suddenly has a door now.

49. None of them were burnt when the flaming log went over them. Underwater fire is weird.

50.The weather was really sudden and weird back then.

51.Why is he getting mad at them? What did they do?

52.I don’t think you’re going to cook marshmallows over a burnt body.

53.They’re implying cannibalism except not really since SpongeBob and Patrick aren’t octopuses, because early humans were just savages who will eat anything apparently.

54.”Certain events in history are better left untold” So you just wasted 18 minutes of our time, great.

Damn straight I’m removing a sin for When Worlds Colide

54. Bill was doing a fine job as this cavemen until he just straight up became Patrick.

55. Random SB-129 clips are random.

56. Potty did something nice…and then went back to being a jerk for no reason.

57. That Tyrannosaurus, where do I even start? Pronated hands, wrong skull shape, weird bendy feet, way too scaly regardless of whether it was feathered or not, you name it.

(Wish I  had a better sin to end but meh)

EPISODE SIN TALLY: 57

SENTENCE: Get Burned

Damn, new sin record. Noddy usually helps us get high tallies, and his were generally better than mine because this episode doesn’t exactly have a lot of plot. It’s not as good as Phineas’s take this concept, but despite how drawn out it is I do enjoy it for what it is.

Thanks again Noddy for the help.

Next time, Old Snails.

[atlaswriting]

She hasn’t stopped glaring at me since we both squished into the back of the Prius our uber picked us up in. Her jaw clenches subtly and I finally decided to reach over, knot our fingers together and pull the back of her hand to my mouth. My lips leave a dark pink imprint on her skin. She sighs and pulls her hand away, “You could’ve just said who he was.” She tells me, using her skirt to wipe the lipstick off.

“Not funny, Elise.” She tells me, lower lip puffing into a pout. “Using your sick sense of humor to deflect isn’t a healthy coping mechanism and if you’re starting to feel sick again—,”

I breathe out sharply just as our new home comes into view, “Up on the right will be fine, thank you.” I tell the driver, she nods and pulls up. I look over at Laney, “Listen, I’m fine. Nothing is wrong, it’s just best we stay as far away from Abram and his jailbait princess as we can.”

“You sound jealous.”

Rolling my eyes I thank the driver and leave, watching as the movers bring the last of our things inside.

“Elise,” something in Delaney’s tone immediately breaks my conversation with a mover and I look over, “you spoke to soon.”

Brows knit together; I trail her stare slowly until my eyes fall on them. “Oh I’m going to kill Ellie.” I step forward but Laney’s hand curls around my wrist. “I’m not literally going to murder her, Delaney,” her features soften, “I have nowhere to hide the body if I do—I suppose I could just throw her out to sea, but that would make things complicated for Brighton—,”

“Elise!” Laney chastises.

I lean over, press a kiss to her cheek and take her hand, “They’re almost done. Let’s go say hi to our new neighbors.”

/ / / / / / / /

My calves are burning by the time we reach the others on the beach, heels held delicately between thumb and pointer I brush my hair out of my face with my free hand—“Aunt Elise!” Brighton wiggles free and runs toward me, “Momma said you were coming, but I wasn’t supposed to tell.” My frustration melts away the moment she’s in my arms and I squeeze her tight, not allowing my thoughts to linger toward Theo—wonder if he’d be as big as she is, wonder if he’d be as smart.

“I didn’t even tell daddy,” she announces proudly.

I nod, kissing her cheek and letting her drop into the sand, she looks closely at Delaney who smiles at her and waves. “Brighton,” I begin, “Can you tell me where mommy lives?” she laughs a high-pitched squeal, as if I’d told her the funniest joke before pointing to the house we were standing behind. “And can you tell me where Uncle Abram lives?” another laugh followed by an aunt elise, that’s a silly question. “I know bug, but enlighten me.” She points again.

Something heavy settles in my gut and chugging my iced latte felt like a bad idea as caramel and espresso fight their way up my throat.

“When you said I’d be living close to you I thought maybe a block or two,” I say to her flatly, “I didn’t think I’d be in your backyard. Ellie, you should have—,”

“Who’s hungry?” She claps her hands together.

“Ellie.”

“Elise,” one of her eyebrows quirk and when Abram isn’t looking she offers me a sly smirk.

I sigh, “Fine. I’m hungry.”

Delaney snaps her neck in my direction, reaches for my hand and parts her lips to speak but Ellie beats her, “Perfect. I’ll have dinner ready in twenty minutes.”

/ / / / / / / /

“I didn’t know you lived here.” I say to Abram. Laney sits on the floor with Brighton coloring while Stassi focusing on braiding their hair. “If I’d known—,”

For the first time in five years I catch his eyes. Heartbreak is an old friend that sneaks back into my house, sits on the porch and digs her nails into my skin. Unanswered questions nip at the tip of my tongue, turn rancid and no amount of wine in my cup makes it easier to swallow.

He parts his lips, casts a careful glance toward Stassi and then back at me.

Before he can say anything that will disarm the both of us, I load my gun, cock it and fire, “If I would have known, I wouldn’t have moved in.”

Breaking eye contact, I pull myself up and down the glass of wine before moving into the kitchen.

“I hate you,” I say to Ellie while rounding the island, “I hate you.”

She rolls her eyes, tosses together a salad and puts it on the table, “Hate me all you want, but hate me in that beautiful house.” As she stirs together something in a pan I lean against the counter, pouring another ( very full ) glass of wine.

“This is so fucked, El. You get that right? We’ve both moved on—this isn’t some—,”a knot tightens in my throat, chokes me quiet and my eyes magnate toward the floor.

“Have you, though?” Her voice becomes quieter, “Moved on, Elise. Have you? You can kiss whoever you want with your eyes closed. But is it her you’re really thinking about before you go to sleep?”

I glare at Ellie, wishing then that looks could kill. I can’t respond because she yells supper and Brighton runs into the dining room, trailed by the other three.

Sitting at the table between Brighton and Delaney, I fork around the food on my plate.

“I don’t want to make this weird,” Stassi giggles in-between bites of food; her glass of wine hardly touched but her face is flushed. “But I love your book. I’ve read it like five times.”

“I’m so happy the—,” words weren’t too big for you, is what I want to say but Laney delivers a soft kick to my ankle; “subject matter wasn’t too disturbing for you.” I smile, but my teeth are time bombs that I clench to keep calm. A pause, “Are you even old enough to drink?”

Abram stares at me from across the table, rolls his eyes and says, “As if you waited to drink?”

“So, Abram,” I say turning my attention onto him, “I’m surprised to even see you here, no big golf game today?” Fingers tighten around my fork, “Maybe you should join a tournament, you sure have practiced enough.”

It becomes impossible to breathe—locked in a chamber with no air its fight for flight: I look over at Ellie, “Thanks for the dinner, Els. But Laney and I have got to go finish unpacking.” I lean over and kiss the top of Brighton’s head, “Come over whenever you want, Bug, door’s always open for you.”

/ / / / / / / /

( via twitter @lislaire )

If her favorite show was Hannah Montana, she’s too young for you bro.

I get the feeling the @lakings dynasty is going to end with @siohair…. Anybody else?

Was just about to drunk tweet something but @doakes took away my phone. So now I’m drunk-typing like a heathen!

Tbh, I don’t think about you enough to hate you anymore.

/ / / / / / / /

When I told my dad to bring a few friends to make the event a little less dull, I didn’t think he’d bring half of the motley crew Kings team behind him.

“Dad,” I say sharply, “This is not a frat party.”

He pulls me into a tight hug, “It’s for charity. Besides, who’s better to bring to something like this than guys with pockets too deep and too little sense left?”

Delaney is mid-conversation with Doughty and Toffoli when I sneak my way in. Their ties hang loose around their necks and judging by the dark circles under Drew’s eyes he looks like he’s been hung-over for three days in a row. “I’m just saying, don’t they look identical?” He asks.

“Who?”

Drew points out Adrian in the corner talking to a small brunette and then at Abram who starts walking toward us, the sleeves of his button down rolled to his elbow. I tighten my grip achingly around my champagne glass.

“Dyer and Kempe?” Tyler takes a drink of his beer, “I just don’t see it, dude.  I think you’re still drunk.”

I leave Laney again, this time in Anais’ safe keepings, as I seek out the bathroom. I thought I could do this. Thought I could re-live my trauma, thought I could survive it this time. But his name still holds me by the throat, still bares their nasty teeth and bites down.

‘ It’s for a good cause ’ I repeat: again and again until the words no longer feel. Hands grip the cool porcelain of the sink. I tell myself that the money raised tonight will help women in worse situations survive the baby that didn’t survive them. There’s a knock at the door and part of me hopes its Laney, hopes she could sense my desperation to leave—to run, but when I open the door it’s Abram.

“God, Abram. Now isn’t the time.” I half-beg, turning back toward the sink, I grow increasingly aware at how short the hem of my dress is. He closes the door behind me, “Merde! Are you kidding me? There’s another bathroom, you know.”

[wreckedregent7]

The Alert Becomes a Paragon

When I walked out into the arena, Thetis was already there waiting for me. The crowd was large as ever, and that human king, Regent, stood watching from the balcony as I stepped forward. Foebus was up there with him, watching with his arms crossed. He hated my tenacity, but loved the results.

“Vadryn T}{uris…Time and time again you }{ave proven beyond ambitious.” Thetis said, watching me move into position. We were already standing at the paces where the fight would start - after eight previous attempts, it was starting to feel choreographed.

“Your stubbornness is uncanny for a goldblood.” She mocked, looking me dead in the eye.

“< i take that as a compliment. >” I responded with my usual nonchalance. I’d grown accustomed to taking insults as praise.

“I }{ave one question before we begin.”

“< oh? shoot. >”

“W}{at compels you to keep c}{allenging me?” she asked, “You pus}{ yourself to bring new tactics to bear, and you suffer new ways to lose eac}{ time.”

Her face shifted to a mask of cold disdain.

“W}{y do you persist?”

“< why do i do it? >” I asked, plain-faced. “< hahaha, why ELSE would i do it? >”

We both settled into our stances, and white-hot static rippled over Thetis’ fingertips.

“< i do it for the glory. >”

Thetis issued Regent a quick nod, and he began to count down.

“Five…”

“Four…”

“Three…”

“Two…”

“One…”

“FIGHT!”

The Empress made the first move, darting to the side while throwing bolts of energy at me. I sent blue and gold lancelets ripping through the air, slipping beneath her own psionic barrage. Each swing of my arm sent another arc of brilliant power at my foe, and her motions sent more bolts in my direction.

My movement was cut short for dodging a laser blast, narrowly avoiding the worst assaults, only to get my shoulder tagged by one of the lighter shots. I swung my arm across the air, raking at it with half-curled fingers, and all the silvery spheres of energy intended for me crackled and dissipated.

Thetis began steadily ramping up the pressure, sending a salvo of psychic bolts while simultaneously pushing me towards the wall. I swung my good arm wildly, shattering more and more waves of her attacks while struggling to keep my footing.

Within moments, I gave up on trying to guard against the psionic barrage, and instead impelled myself from the wall with telekinetic force. My opponent saw an opportunity, and gave me freedom of movement, allowing me to hurdle recklessly forward.

I took full advantage of the momentum, and just barely managed to slide over the ground. Thetis jumped over me, and while she was still in the air, I raised my arm, and projected a kinetic field, suspending her in the air.

“< hey thetis, >” I exclaimed, rising to my feet. “< ever wonder what happened to the condesce’s battleship? >”

I expected no answer to my taunt, and instead immediately threw my arms apart, bringing my hands together with a thunderous clap. The field collapsed on itself with immense force, sending a shockwave throughout the room, eliciting a sound of awe from the crowd.

My good arm twitched after recovering from the shock, and I could feel the cords starting to burn beneath the skin. I was surprised that even with upgrades, it still hurt to overexert like that.

And then, mere moments after catching my breath, I felt more than a burn - a swift, heavy heel in my back, and I was thrown across the room, tumbling over on the floor like a ragdoll.

As I got back up, shaking from overexertion and physical pain, I heard a cold, cruel voice.

“Your brazen ignorance surprises and annoys me, Vadryn.”

Thetis hovered in the middle of the arena, her body limned with silver light. Her eyes glowed pale, and her hands were covered in the white static she was ready to unleash.

“To taunt as t}{oug}{ you }{ad t}{e advantage, and to pretend as if your stunt would }{ave been enoug}{ to so muc}{ as incapacitate me, let alone cause me any }{arm.”

I laughed. It was a hearty, wild laugh. Thetis’ brow twitched.

“< i guess there’s just one thing left to do, huh? >”

I grabbed at the bracelet around my wrist, tugging off my amp’s output limiter. The Empress raised her arm to prepare her final assault. I tossed the bracelet aside, and, grinning like the madman I am, I stepped forward.

In an instant, there was light. White, blinding light, then blue and gold streaks dancing around the air. A hundred-thousand bolts of psychic energy rained against me, a cascade of overwhelming power. But none of them harmed me. None of them so much as touched me, and instead they became wisps of white in the ever-growing bubble of blue and gold electricity surging around me.

I walked forward, and Thetis doubled her assault. I could hear her roaring, exerting herself to some measure to bury me in silver fire. But instead, the crackle and surge of my barrier drowned her out, growing further and further. By the time I reached the middle of the arena, I had my left arm outstretched, raised into the air.

I was confident what I had was enough to best Thetis, but I fed more power into it, shooting arcs of unbridled psionic power from my arm and into the massive barrier of gold. The Tyrian took a step back, bracing herself, and I laughed, half-mad with my own display of power.

“< I FORGOT TO MENTION SOMETHING, THETIS. >” My voice pierced the roar of psychic energy that enveloped both of us.

“< I BROUGHT ONE LAST TRICK TO THIS FIGHT. >”

My arm twitched under the pressure, the immense power stored in the bubble begging to be released.

“< SO NOW, JUST FOR YOU, I’M GONNA GO ALL OUT. >”

With one swift motion, my hand was thrown to face the ground, and for a moment, there was silence.

“< i’ve been waiting for this moment. >”

After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, that had only truly been mere seconds, the gold and azure storm imploded on itself, and a great, massive arc of power obliterated the ground, sending a shockwave of pure psionic energy rippling out over the arena, knocking Thetis back against the far wall.

The arc surged through the ground, carving the sign of the Alert into the floor before completing it with one last wave of power, burning the walls of the colosseum ash-black.

I fell to my knees, and my consciousness started to fade, but as I looked up and opened my eyes, I saw Thetis standing over me, only just affected by my final attack.

“< did i…lose…again? >”

As I slipped out of consciousness, I felt something tapping against my shoulders, and then, nothing.

When I came to, I awoke in the locker room, laid down on the floor with a towel supporting my head. Regent and Foebus stared down at me, with my Emperor-to-be looking down with concern.

“< uh…hhey. >” I greeted them.

“o)– hey y()urself, dumbass.” Foebus chastised me. “o)– y()u nearly fucking killed y()urself trying t() beat thetis.”

“< hhah, like that’s news. >”

There was a moment of silence, before I looked up at Regent.

“< so what happened? >”

“You won.” He said before correcting himself “…But only just.”

I laughed - and groaned while I laughed. It hurt, but I laughed regardless - and then I coughed up blood.

“o)– quit it, vadryn, y()u’re ()nly making it w()rse.”

Within moments, I heard quick, light footfalls rushing into the room. Athene knelt down beside me, placing her hands on my stomach. Her hands glowed red, and the faint traceries of crimson magic darted through the air, forming an image like clock-hands ticking backwards.

“s()rry i wasn’t here faster - thetis was w()rse ()ff than i th()ught!”

Her apology was tinged with an excited panic, like she was in a rush to come mend my wounds.

“How bad?” Regent asked, leaning forward.

“harsh burns, busted ribs, and s()mething in her st()mach g()t the w()rst ()f the sh()ck.”

“And she’s okay now?”

Athene simply nodded, and focused on patching me up. Her hands moved over to my arm, then to my forehead, and down to my legs, with each moment spent on each limb reinvigorating me and repairing what damage Thetis had dealt.

“< ohh, she’s gonna kick my ass for that. >” I moaned, sitting myself upright, only to be pushed back down by my healer. I looked back up at her meekly, but, after seeing her frustrated expression, decided that I didn’t want to get on two Tyrians’ bad sides.

“Well, Vadryn, welcome to the Paragons.” the Seer said, as he stood up and moved to leave. “Get yourself some rest. You’ve earned it.”

And with those words, he was gone.

“< so, then… >” I began, gazing up into the concerned eyes of my Prince. “< after she gets finished healing me here, how about we hit the bar to celebrate? >”

The two fuchsias shared a mutual glance, before Foebus stared down at me in what I could only assume was disappointment.

“o)– abs()lutely fucking n()t.”

“< aww, c'mon. >”

Athene interjected, rising to her feet after she had finished her work.

“vadryn, y()u really sh()uld g() and get s()me rest.”

“< heh, is that an order? >” I asked confidently, finally sitting myself upright.

“o)– yes, it’s an ()rder.”

Foebus’ tone was strict, and he looked down at me with an annoyed expression. I hesitated in my response, before finally submitting to them.

“< alright, alright, you guys win. i’ll take it easy for a few days. >”

“o)– g()()d.”

With that, Foebus pulled me up to my feet, and we left the locker room, each of us going our own ways. Athene went off to catch up with Regent, Foebus left to go find Thetis, and I marched off to savor my triumph - and make preparations for the celebrations to come.

[ardenlininger25-blog]

Wizkid’s Second Son, King Ayo, Hospitalized After Being Badly Injured

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................................................................................... What do you expect,

When she was busy smoking shisha, and forming slayqueen on social media..

Birthing a child does not make you a mom.

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