#he says shit like “we hafta get married or else you're gonna burn in hell :(((” he's fuzzy on the actual scripture stuff
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PLEASEEE TAKING SOAP HOME FROM THE PUB AND THE NEXT MORNING HE’S MAKING YOU BREAKFAST JUST SAYIN SHIT LIKE “got a big family so wedding is gonna be HUGE- but I think I can get everythin scheduled and we could be married by the end of the year”
mr. "i dinnae wear condoms, sweetie, that's not in the bible!" im going to squash his head -
#sorry to all of u with religious trauma i also grew up catholic so *shrugs*#he says shit like “we hafta get married or else you're gonna burn in hell :(((” he's fuzzy on the actual scripture stuff#at all hours of the day i must make soap incredibly weird and gross and off putting but in a hot man's body
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