#he says he gets large groups of drunk scottish lads shouting obscenities at Piers Morgan more often than not

[ssjandtechno]

A British-guy friend of mine (about Piers Morgan's age, soft spoken, bespectacled, British-guy is his subspecies) writes comedy songs which he sings in clubs in Aberdeen with his ukulele. One of his greatest hits is an ode to Gregs Vegan Sausage Rolls (and the only one that he says strangers routinely join in with by the end) has the following chorus: "You can do it for the planet - eat an eco-friendly meal! Do it for the animals roaming in the fields, But above all, it's a matter of national importance: Do it to annoy Piers Morgan!"