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mrmeepsmadmind · 1 month ago

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hate when you're a behemoth but this bigger behemoth won't leave your (back)side. it's like he thinks you're friends or something . (Blitz will immediately come crawling back to astro bcs a caterpillar tried chewing on him or smthing after he shook it out a tree bcs hes an asshole & now he needs vengeance )(help*)

🏈- primus, astrolame, can't you go somewhere with your huge self and stop stalking me like some giant shadow??? you're making femmes think i'm a SHORT GIANT?? ( you are 🚂 . ) (that's not fucking fair & You Know It 🏈. ) go get some femmes on your spike- hang out with some FRIENDS, for scrap's SAKE LeaVe mE ALonE??!! PRIMUS, you're SOFT- don't you have ANY FRiENDS ( also has none ) ?? 😾‼️ 🚂 - tra-

🏈- istp(rimus) if you say trains. trains don't count . they NEVER counted-

🚂 - well can you? can you count, blitz .

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🏈 - answer my question first, spikehead . (BoOM! FIRST! ONE!!! ☝️‼️ that's like- a NUMBER, RIGHT??? ... IN UR FACE, THOMAS THE POOPOO TRAIN ahhhaaa 😋😋😝 )

🚂- ....... ... i have you .

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#theyre both being playful or at least the rude af decepticon version of it #astrotrain is playing up his softness to make blitz even more mad but he didnt expect blitz to be actually #for once in his life #a little lost for words for a Good while #eventually he snarls bares his fangs and glances away after hissing a heated shaddup #which makes astro pause for a moment now #eventually they go pick themselves up from that little stumble and go back to joking around but theyre both stil #secretly thinking abt it #not pictured is soundwave watching bcs hes always watching thinking I Know What You Are.#he reads their thoughts like watching a telenovela #he loves how they say they hate each other to each other while having No other friends #blitz is always scrambling back and astros arms are always open even tho the fists are balled they will end up together somehow #'KEEP YOURSELF SAFE' ' ILL SQUEEZE YOUR INTAKE SHUT'#2 hrs later blitz is against a wall #he said no mechmo tho so it's ok theyre still on the market hashtag erm ladies hashtag #astrotrain #blitzwing #transformers #transformers generation one #transformers g1 #maccadam #astroblitz

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