#he regularly contacts daigo to ask about his joined nephews and nieces like- IN A FORMAL ASS EMAIL

[todayisafridaynight]

im in agreement that mine wouldn't be a great father but i do think he would be a very funny uncle, conceptually. not as in he would tell jokes (lmao could you imagine) but like. he feels obligated/is pressured by daigo to get a gift for his theoretical niece/nephew, but has ZERO conception on what is appropriate get so he ends up giving a 12 year old a rolex made for an adult man

mine should've lived not only so he could atone for what he did but this especially includes being The Uncle Of All Time for the morning glory kids. kiryu happily telling mine all the kids' birthdays are coming up and mans is having a stroke both fighting his philosophy of Hating The Unfortunate and also what the fuck do ten year olds like. they like stocks right he can buy them a stock each--