#he probably doesn't realize that M and i keep separate groceries in the house because we eat differently | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

keirametzbrassknuckles · 1 year ago

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Had a sneaking suspicion that my roommate was eating my food because stuff was like... disappearing but just walked in on him in the kitchen cooking my bacon and drinking my wine. I am about to go ballistic.

#hes M's brother so like i can't start shit with him #he probably doesn't realize that M and i keep separate groceries in the house because we eat differently #but also BRO what the FUCK #he ate my coffee cake a few days ago that i was saving for breakfast and when you have to get up at 5am to go to work #sometimes coffee cake is the only thing holding you together and i almost completely lost it #also like... bruh my WINE??? really??? its nothing special but like... i did buy it for my own personal consumption #m has beer in the fridge if you want a drink #or better yet there is a liquor store literally a three minute walk from the fucking house #i am a little bit food reactive #hence why M and I keep separate pantries as a rule #but i feel like this is justified rage

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