#he played model and he's so cuuute !

[gloryride]

Enzo Sarto

his smile on the last pic is because he saw Jay coming ♥

[manicplank]

It could sound a but stupid, but what about pt crew parenting/babysitting? Like how would they act if some members had kids for example

Totally not because my fankid brain is kicking rn and I can't stop thinking of making children for them and make them pay child support

YO cause I headcanon that Gustavo has a son so

PARENTAL HEADCANONS!!!

Peppino: Not the best role model, but probably would act like protective uncle. Good with kids, very kind and patient. Gustavo's son calls him "Uncle Pizza" since he can't pronounce Peppino's name. Doesn't like kids too much, but is nice to them. He's surprisingly good with kids.

Gustavo: Has a son who he loves dearly, but doesn't see him often as he only has custody every other weekend. He is grateful that Peppino is so kind to his son. Gustavo is actually a fantastic dad. Spends as much time with his son as he can.

Mr. Stick: Not a fan of kids, but isn't mean to them. He might tolerate them, but he's also the kind of asshole to laugh when one gets hurt. Would probably make a lousy dad and an even worse babysitter.

Pepperman: Strangely enough, a good babysitter. He would sit and paint with the kid or tell them stories about how great of an artist he is. Probably lets them swing on his arm like a monkey. Does that thing where he tosses them up in the air.

The Vigilante: Old uncle vibes. Likes kids, they make him feel young. Takes good care of them, pays close attention. Tells them stories about bringing justice and fighting bad guys. Good at getting them to lay down for naps and usually naps as well. Would let them pet the animals on the farm.

The Noise: Despite being a manchild, he doesn't like kids. Like... at all. He would rather die than have a kid. He's not mean to them, per se, but might growl if one comes too close to him. The type of guy to go "EW!" if you try to hand him your baby.

Noisette: She LOVES kids! She would never want to be a mother, though. Once they start crying, she doesn't like them as much. She only likes the good part. Auntie Noisette! She was probably a babysitter as a teenager to make some money. Loves to play with them and tell stories.

Fake Peppino: He likes kiddos! Which is sad considering most of them scream and run away from him. ): He sees them the same way people see puppies or kittens: tiny and cuuute! He wants to play with them, but they're too scared of him. It makes him kind of sad.

Pizzahead: Neutral on children. He thought kids would love Pizza Boy's Pizz-pizza, but unfortunately, the things he thought kids liked were dangerous, like knives and explosives. Surprisingly, though, he is good with kids and can handle even the naughtiest of children. Kids love pizza, and he is Pizza.

Pillar John: Likes kids! Would totally let them climb up him like a mountain or let them roll him around like a log. He would have just as much fun as they would. He's a very jolly guy.

Gerome: Surprisingly good with kids. I feel he's the older brother, so he was good with lil baby John. Had lots of fun growing up with John. Would make a nice mellow babysitter. Good ol' Uncle Gerome. Would teach them about cleaning up after themselves. Could also get them to lay down for naptime.

[lonespektr]

Oct 4th & 5th Double Whammy The Columist & Cuphead Day 18/19

Exhausted from Covid Booster but not down

A feminist jurno

Twitter dox threats bout her kid

Lil fake model cuuute

Omg that dude is giving pick up artist extrodanaire

She has to write a book

Omg why is there a poster of him in the office

Back to Twitter

If it's that's bad you should go to the police

Bb journo kicked off school paper

Black Pete! Extremely racist no prob with that

Advocating violence

Back to Twitter

Oh she did comment on black pete

A negative commentor looks like a construction worker

Is that her friend? Because she was saying shit things before

Her bike got jacked

Why did she break the fence?

Is that an orb weaver? They make webs in hallways its mad irritating

Grooosss why

Joy boiled egg

Rom com

Now he fucking stay there?

wtf

Now comments section of the egg post

Just murdering guys that probably aren't the commentors at all

Like literally none are confirmed

Now she wants to chat

At least this is confirmed

It's wild hearing older languages than yours and you're like damn we stole Hella your words

Full serial killer trophies and all

These just bug me because you can't just become a serial killer if you're pissy

Out to eat in public

It would piss me off a fake guy spewing fake violence irl has no anger

Now pizza gate shit

None of this is tracking

But what's her face is a great actor

Even still it's getting slow the character deviations aren't explained

The fact that she's doing all this out in the open is....

Pizza gate person is a punk

This is... Dozens

I would say it's writing but there was one on the news

19/16 is not cool though

Still making protest posters

It's lagging in the middle how can she be that good at murder with no practice

Principal way too far

What's the payoff if she's already around the bend?

Police

Just dropped a name and left

Dumb enough to leave bloody tools but smart enough to have a kit? 🙄🙄

The pizza gate is intense though

They going to bring up the writing eventually or nah?

The good guy stick doesn't play like they think it does because he is still peddling misogynistic violence and he never backs her about anything he just says ignore people saying all the things I do generally but to your face

You're not a good guy

They can't all be single yea

There's the model

What kinda writing call the police but not who or why

🙄🙄🙄

Too busy with murder to see the kid is the turning point?

Sigh That only makes narrative sense if she expressed.. Nm

Crying?

Sirens were heard she just chillin??

Boom living with dad

Cold turkey nature walk

Now he's fucking enabling

HOW CAN ANYONE BE THIS INEPT

Back at it

She love touching evidence

Pick up artist gone

Going to the event bloody

I mean good ending but not enough to justify the lag

Could have made it a tight hour also needed more messiness too clean a narrative

The Cuphead Show

I never watched the original

It was a game

Based on 36 Japanese animation

Well first off the theme song is a banger

In classic style of explaining the show in the intro

Come with me to the Inkwell Isles

It’s just off the coast, maybe twenty-nine miles

Where there’s good and there’s bad

And then there’s in between

With Cuphead and Mugman, you’ll see what I mean

Ice cream and rockets, trouble never ends!

Watch these ding-dongs as they make new friends (Zig-zag, zig-zag!)

They’ll need some help just to stay on track

Oh no, there’s that guy! You better watch your back

So, if you’rе lookin’ for fun (Yes, we’re lookin’ for fun!)

And a dash of heebiе-jeebies (We’ve got the heebie-jeebies)

Then pack your bags and let’s go!

Welcome to The Cuphead Show!

Welcome to The Cuphead Show!

Absolutely has the vintage feel

The main thing is two chuckle nugget brothers

One neurotic one chaotic get into shenanigans

And by the end it turns creepy

There's 2 seasons

It's only 10 min per sode

The cups live with their elder kettle

It's in that time frame

They run into the devil on day one

After that there are mobsters and adventures in babysitting but also ghosts pirates murder mystery and they get locked up meet a beastie girl ghost scammer and a monster candy town mayor

It's 80 slice of life 20 creepy

All while having near by brushes with the devil oh because one of the cups owes the devil his soul

I mean oh no that guy you betta watch your back

They don't try to update it the animation is retro

And the voice work

There are some fourth wall breaks

Some episodes are all horror and some are the horror of children misinterpreting things

The background is, - the painting uh landscape is creepy and set (old timey) and the animation is bright and incongruent like it used to be

They are bited sized and only a few episodes are flat

[ofstarsandvibranium]

Fashion Baby

Fandom: Star Wars (Model AU??)

Pairing: Poe Dameron x Reader

Summary: You’re going to walk in the Galaxy Fashion Show and you’re excited because your boyfriend, Poe, will be performing for it. 

A/N: I was inspired after I watched videos of Bruno Mars performing at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2016. And y’all know that I thoroughly believe that Bruno Mars is Poe’s favorite singer.

Poe was hounded by paparazzi as he arrived to the venue where the fashion show was being held.

“Poe! Poe! Are you excited to perform for the show tonight?” 

“How proud are you of Y/N for being able to walk in the fashion show?”

“Are you gonna be able to keep your eyes on Y/N while there’s other women around?”

That last question made Poe’s ears perk up. He stopped and turned to the reporter who asked that question, “Yes, I’m gonna be able to keep my eyes on Y/N because I love her and she’s a goddess. I’m proud of her no matter what she does and I’m very excited to see her on the runway while I perform.” Without another word, Poe turned on his heel and went through the backdoor to the venue. 

His manager and friend, Temmin “Snap” Wexley patted him on the back, “You handled that well.”

Poe shook his head, his jaw clenched, “I hate when they say stuff like that. I’m a loyal boyfriend. I love Y/N. Why can’t people understand that? I’d never cheat on her.”

Snap rested his hands on Poe’s shoulders, “Hey, I know this. Y/N knows this. Relax. Don’t let it get to you.”

“I know, it’s just-”

“Poe!” Poe’s ear perked at the sound of your voice. He looked behind Snap to see you strutting towards them. Your hair and makeup done, but you wore a silk pink robe around you and gold heels.

Poe smiled as he met you half way, “Hey, baby. Lookin’ stunning as usual.” He kissed your cheek knowing you’d scold him if he messed up your lipstick.

You smiled, “Thank you, handsome.” you straightened the bow tie that he wore, “You prepared for tonight?”

“Not really.”

You looked at him confused, “Why? You were pumped at rehearsal yesterday.”

Poe gave you a sheepish grin, “Because I know once I see you out there I’m gonna get distracted and forget the lyrics.”

You rolled your eyes and swatted his chest, “You’re such a flirt.” You looked behind Poe to see Snap looking down at his phone, “Lighten up a bit, Snap!”

Snap’s head shot up and he gave you a smile, “Fight me, Y/N.”

“Gimme the time and place, Wexley.”

Poe chuckled, “Alright, get your beautiful butt back to work. I’ll see you in a couple of hours, ‘kay?”

You nodded and kissed his cheek, “Bye, babe. Love you.”

“Love you too, gorgeous!”

Poe and Snap then walked to Poe’s own dressing room. Snap kept his voice hushed, “So, you gonna ask her tonight?”

Poe shrugged, “Maybe. If I find the perfect moment.”

Snap nodded, “I have faith in you, Poe.”

The fashion show was in full swing already. You’ve walked up and down the runway several times now. Every once in a while, you’d hear Poe from the audience yell, “WOOHOO! THAT’S MY BABY! THAT’S MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND!” and you couldn’t help but smile wide every time you were out there.

Now, it was time for Poe to perform. You sent him a good luck text before he appeared onstage to which he replied with a thanks and the kissy face emoji. 

Poe was now onstage donning a gold suit with black lapels. The lights reflecting off his suit and making him shimmer. He held the mic to his mouth and yelled, “How you doin’ Galaxy Fashion Show?!” the huge audience broke out into cheers and screams. Poe smiled and then nodded to his band and the music started playing.

Hey, hey, hey I got a condo in Manhattan Baby girl, what's hatnin'? You and your ass invited So gon' and get to clappin' Go pop it for a player, pop-pop it for me Turn around and drop it for a player, drop-drop it for me I'll rent a beach house in Miami Wake up with no jammies (nope) Lobster tail for dinner Julio, serve that scampi You got it if you want it, got, got it if you want it Said you got it if you want it, take my wallet if you want it, now

Your friend and fellow model Rose came up next to you watching Poe on the screen backstage, “He looks amazing!” Poe walked up the runway as he sang, models walking around him and posing at the end of the strip.

“Y/N! You’re almost up!” You slipped off your zip-up hoodie and tossed it onto your chair. You raced into line behind your other friend and fellow model, Gwen Phasma. 

Jump in the Cadillac (Girl, let's put some miles on it) Anything you want (Just to put a smile on you) You deserve it baby, you deserve it all And I'm gonna give it to you

You then started walking onto the runway. You fashioned a red lace dress that fanned down into a beige tulle skirt. You walked along to the music, your hips swaying left and right. You had a big smile on your face. 

Poe turned around just in time to see you strutting towards him. He broke out into a huge grin. His eyes shined with so much love and pride. When you neared him, he took your hand and kissed it. 

Cool jewelry shining so bright Strawberry champagne on ice Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like Sex by the fire at night Silk sheets and diamonds all white Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like

You continued to walk with him as he sang and you sang along with him. The audience and photographers were loving it. Poe let go of your hand so you could pose at the end of walkway. You gave the crowd a wink and then went strutting towards backstage. On your way, you blew Poe a kiss and he received it with a smile.

I'm talkin' trips to Puerto Rico Say the word and we go You can be my fleeka Girl, I'll be a fleeko, mamacita I will never make a promise that I can't keep I promise that your smile ain't gon' never leave Shopping sprees in Paris Everything twenty-four karats Take a look in that mirror (take a look) Now tell me who's the fairest Is it you? (is it you?) is it me? (is it me?) Say it's us (say it's us) and I'll agree, baby

For the rest of the song, you and the other models changed into your other outfits and walked back out. Poe always walked beside you as he sang. He would wink and send you kisses. All of which made you smile wide and blush.

Finally his song ended and you were the first one to walk onto stage for his next song. When you were walking onstage, he came up to you and wrapped an arm around your waist.

Ooh, don't we look good together? There's a reason why they watch all night long Yeah, know we'll turn heads forever So tonight I'm gonna show you off

When I'm walkin' with you I watch the whole room change Baby, that's what you do No, my baby, don't play Blame it on my confidence Oh, blame it on your measurements Shut that shit down on sight That's right

Poe joined you at the end of the runway. As you posed, so did he...terribly. He mocked every angle and pose you gave. You broke your facade and started laughing you ass off. Poe had to stop singing for a little bit because he started laughing too.

We out here drippin' in finesse It don't make no sense Out here drippin' in finesse You know it, you know it We out here drippin' in finesse It don't make no sense Out here drippin' in finesse You know it, you know it

Now slow it down for me baby 'Cause I love the way it feels when we grind Yeah, our connection's so magnetic on the floor Nothing can stop us tonight

Eventually, the song came to an end and you were done walking for the night. You collapsed with a comfortable sigh into your makeup chair. 

“You did great out there, Y/N!” Rose exclaimed as she ran up to you and hugged you with delight. 

“Thank you! So did you!”

“You and Poe were so cuuute! You’re all over instagram and snapchat! Look!” Rose tapped on several icons on snapchat and they all showed pictures and videos of you and Poe. Many of the captions were “SO. CUTE!” and “RELATIONSHIP GOALS!” 

“We do look pretty cute,” you said with a smile.

“Hell yeah we do.” Poe said as he appeared by your side. 

You jumped and held your hand to your chest, “Oh shit! Babe! Don’t do that!”

Poe giggled and kissed your cheek, “Sorry. Hiya, Rose.”

“Hey, Poe! Great performance!”

“Thanks! You guys looked so beautiful out there.”

“Not as beautiful as this one though,” Rose said with a teasing smirk.

You rolled your eyes, “Get outta here, Tico.”

Rose laughed, “Alright. See you at the after party!” 

Poe moved so that he stood in front of you. He leaned forward and captured your lips, “You really were beautiful out there. Fucking gorgeous.”

“So were you, Poe. You did amazing out there.”

“Really? ‘Cause I was freaking out. I only felt better when you’d be up there with me.”

You giggled and smoothed down Poe’s hair, “You’re such a softie, Poe Dameron.”

[leonbastralle]

SMH Catii - Replies

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset

where they do...... experiments

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my son is perfect

and old

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sfnhvajhfsbjahsbfjahsfbajhfbas PLS COME BACK TO LIFE FOR THE GOOD STUFF

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but only until you put her in the HG simulator...

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hsdhddsfhfdssfd i CRY SHE CALLS THEM BY NAME IM DYING ALREADY

ADJBAKSJGBSKJGNSDF I DO THAT SO MUCH SHAME ON ME

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im crying theyre so cuuute

they r youre right man i need this a lot more than the tragicshipping

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I APPROVE OF THIS AND THEM SO MUCH I CRY

okay i rly need to start keeping track of the times you cry to see if you are indeed always crying

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IM SORRY FOR STEALING ILL CREDIT NEXT TIME

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I KNOW (if we dont consider what happened in The Other Save)

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so much crying but yes theyre beautiful and yes the bar has always been a rainbow its just hard to see when the video just started

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pLS IM GONNA DO ALLLL THE SOUNDTRACKS

ok a concept: i supply the hugs and you the soundtracks

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[sawson]

Spiritale chapter 32

1,637 words

                  Chapter 32: Undyne and N-N-N-N-NASTABOT

Later in Hotland…

“Hahahah, she did that too?”, Chara asked laughing while walking.

“Yup, messed up the kitchen and eeeverthing else”, You said slowly moving your hand apart.

“Wow they are so alike”

“You don’t know the half of it…oh we’re here”, you said seeing the lab ahead of you and Chara.

“Wow this place is big”, Chara said looking up, “You said Undyne is nice right?”

“That and very nervous, you’ll hear all of stuttering”

“Okay then, let’s do this”, Chara walking inside.

It’s dark, but well-lit by the big screen camera tv. Chara was surprised to see themselves on the screen. You reminded them of the camera you both saw outside the Ruins, Chara was more surprised. But calm about it.

“Oh geez it’s dark in here”, you both heard someone say then turned on the lights, “Alright I just need to get these papers in order then….AH!”, they said- oh snap it’s Undyne! she got spooked when she saw Chara then dropped her papers.

Chara got spooked too, but you, you are SHOCKED! Look at her, she’s ssooo…so pretty~! With her hair in a bun and a hair bang on her left eye, wearing glasses, and that lab coat with that black shirt and blue jeeeans, OMG! Your Undyne was cool, but this one is SO PRETTY~! OMG! You saw Chara help Undyne pick up the papers.

“I’m so sorry, I didn’t know you were h-here already…”, Undyne said holding the paper and put her bang behind her…you think fish ears?, “So uh…hi, mmy name is Dr. Undyne and I’m the royal scientist for Queen Toriel”, she introduced leading one of her hands.

“…Hello Undyne, my name is Chara”, Chara introduced shaking her hand.

Aaaw, they’re getting along so well~. That’s good. Undyne tells Chara that they want to help them on their journey through the Underground, this made Chara sssuuuuper happy meeting another monster who won’t fight them. That’s going to end when-

“You see…I made this robot named Napstabot who’s uuh uum a dj and entertainer, but I added a chip in him that…uuuh…h-h-has him kill any human in sight? Hehehe…hehe….”, Undyne said…oh no.

“W-WHAT?!”, Chara shouted in shocked.

“B-b-b-but I can uninstall it!”, Undyne shouted nervously waving her hand back and forth quickly, “I just need to- *BANG* wha? *BANG* that can’t be… *BANG* *BANG* Aw no!”

“*CRASH*…AAAWW YEA!!!” everyone heard the Napstabot say, “Greetings my homies…TO TODAY’S GAME SHOOOW!!!” he shouted.

The spotlight showed a robot that looked just like Mettaton’s old form, but this had a blue hat turned sideways and the squares on him “face” made a blue N. Lights hit the disco balls and bounce from the ceiling and floor, it feel like a party is about it happen.

“Oh man, I just know this is gonna be an awesome show! Every make some noise for our contestaannnt!”, Napstabot shouted then pointed the mic off and puts his other hand on where an ear would be.

A random audience cheers for Chara, wow this is very energetic. You are digging the music that’s playing, sadly Chara is just as nervous as Undyne. You can relate.

“If ya haven’t played before the rules are simple: I’ll make a sweet verse and you try give me a word that rhymes”, Napstabot explains, “I’ll show you the word that needs a rhyme, but if you can’t think of one….YOU DIE!!!”

OH BOY!!! Okay you did NOT except none of this. You know Blooky likes making music, but this…is out of you’re league! You don’t know what to tell Chara. They brought into battle…wow…this music. It really…makes you wanna dance, you can’t help yourself.

“Let’s get down to it!”, Napstabot said moving back and forth to the music, “This is for the Queen, our one true redeemer, you know who she is she's Toriel ________”, he rapped then stopped folding his arms still moving to the beat.

*An option showed up in front of Chara: A. Teeeameer B. Streamurr C. Dreemurr D. Lemur*

“Psst, Chara look”, You whispered then pointed to Undyne who was giving them the answer.

“Dr-dreemurr?”, Chara answered nervously shrugging.

“Yea, now you’re gettin’ it!”, Napstabot said with both arms in the air, “Let’s keep it up! I’m hot as a kettle and more than plastic, you know me I’m made of _____ and _____”, he rapped.

*An option appears: A. Petals & Fabric B. Metal & Magic C. Betel & Matches D. Pebbles & Static*

“Wow…Metal & Magic”, Chara said looking at the options then answered.

“You know iiiit!”, Napstabot said.

*The game goes one*

The uh….next one was….oh my gosh. Napstabot rapped so fast, he forgot to show Chara the words they needed to rhyme. You are both speechless. Good thing Undyne showed them the answer, something you are surprise she knows…

“I bet you can’t answer this one: From coast to coast you love them the most, without any doubt you kiss a _____”

*….All the answers say ghost*

*Undyne looks away while hiding her smile, this was too cute and too easy*

*Chara answers*

“I’m diggin’ it, awesome answer!”, hahah cuuute, “I got one for ya: Napstabot is more than an affinity, my name goes on throughout ________”

*An options appear: A. Modernity B. Paternity C. Eternity D. Maternity*

“Eternity”, Chara said then realized they said it on beat heheh.

“Oooof course!”, Napstabot said pointing to Chara while their arms bounced to the music “Now it’s time for the B-B-B-BONUS ROOOUND!!!”

*Random audience cheer*

“Here’s one for ya: What rhymes with Napstabot?”

*The option appear: A. Mixalot B. Totallyhot C. Rightonthedot D. Napstabot*

“…. Napstabot?”

“Awww now ya just showin’ off~!” wow…just wow, “ Aight, come up with some sick rhyme in 30 second using what’s in this jar!” Napstabot said bringing up a jar with a fly from behind his back.

“Uuum….fl-fly…FLY HIGH ABOVE THE SKY!!!”, Chara shouted answering quickly and scarcely.

“AAAWWW SSSNNNAAAP, THAT WAS DOOOPE!!!!”, Napstabot shouted accidentally throwing the jar out his hand.

*Undyne catches the jar Napstabot threw*

“You better get your knowledge on kid: In Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2, who is the best in crew?”

“RUE, RUE, it’s totally Rue!”, Undyne burst out answering happily”, She’s the sweetest and bravest one of the group, in one of the epic fights she used her most powerful weapon to protect her family…and…friends…”, ooooh boooy Undyne fan girled very quickly then slowly realized what she just did.

“Yo, yo, yo Undyne, are you spillin’ the beans to our gamer?”, Napstabot asked folding his arms still bouncing to the music, “Girl ya should have said so. Well now human I got a request for ya that can’t back down. Raise a shoutout to the monster Undyne likes!”, he said putting the mic to his screen and pointed to the air with the other hand.

*You and Chara see Undyne putting her hands together and shaking her head*

“It’s….it’s…eeeh…i-it’s a mystery! Yea iiit’s a mystery…”, Chara answered nervously shrugging with both arms out.

“Aw yea they are”, Napstabot said putting their hand on their side”, YO MYSTTEERRYYYY, UNDYNE THINKS YOU CUUTE AND HOOOT~!!!”

….Wwwwow! Hehahahahah!

“Well my homies, this is only the appetizer for the party”, Napstabot said rocking to the beat, “Next time we’ll have MORE BEATS, MORE ACTION, MORE BLOODSHED!!! Until next time, stay frosstttyyyy….!!!”, he shouted scarcely and flew away.

All the lights turn back on after he left. This was allll Mettaton’s level, but more towards music! …You really liked it.

“Thank you so so sooooo much for not saying who I…l-l-like hehe, b-but I can help you on your journey I promise!”, Undyne said kneeing down and holding Chara’s hands with a smile, “Here I can even give you my phone number!”, she said pulling her cellphone out she lab coat pocket.

“Oh thanks Undyne”, Chara thanked pulling their phone out their pants pocket then handing it to her.

“No probl-huh?”, Undyne said taking the phone.

“What’s wrong?”

“This phone is ancient, it won’t even take text messages”, Undyne said analyzing Chara’s phone, “Hold on, I have a better model somewhere”, she said walking to the escalator.

Okay…JEEZ!!! You both heard glass breaking, a lot stuff crashing, and-!!!! Was…WAS THAT AN EXPLOSION??!! You and Chara slowly looked at each then slowly looked at the escalator in complete shock!

“Ah ha I found it…here you go”, Undyne shouted then said getting off the escalator, “This is last year’s model, but it’s waaay better than the old one. I even put your friend’s numbers in it”, she said giving the phone.

“Wooow, thank you Undyne!”, Chara thanked looking at the phone then Undyne.

“But wait, there’s more”, Undyne kneeing down.

Undyne is now showing Chara all the phone’s functions and modes, even showing them the online site she signed them up for. Chara is thankful and Undyne leaves to clean up the mess she caused. Now that you noticed it, Undyne’s lab is really realllly clean. Papers on her desk are organized, she has a trash AND a recycle bin, she’s even got sticky note neatly placed in squares orader  on a wall beside her desk. Wow, just like your Undyne!

“I’m feeling pretty good about this place Frisk”, Chara said with their new phone in their hand.

“Sweet, buuut you should wear your normal clothes”, you suggest with one hand on your hip and the other pointing to Chara, “It’s gonna get reeeeal hot here”

“Guess that’s why it’s called Hotland, hahaha right?!”

“Hhhahaha, but no seriously it’s gonna get hot” 

(XD LOL this character is so much fun to type, I was totally in character with him)     

[posiey]

Batboys and Bruce With A Short S/O Would Include...

Tim wasn't in here due to him already having his own separate head \canon with a short s/o

p.s written by a small person :)

Dick

He just lovesss how short you are

It’s different and he likes it

Your hands are so small compared to his so expect him to just play with your hands all the time

Kissing them

Playing with your fingers

Especially comparing you hands with his

SMOL FEET

It’s just… THEY'RE SO SMOOLLL

When you guys are sitting next to each other he can't help but look at your little feet and then his which are huge next to yours

WHEN YOU STAND ON YOUR TIPTOESSS DEAR LORDDD

He just loves when you have to stand on your toes to kiss his cheek

It makes him so happy

Dick likes to sleep with you on top of him since you don't take up too much space so he's actually comfortable with this position

He also begs you to do some acrobatic acts with him, simple ones because your size is just perfect for certain moves

This Dick (haha see what I did there?) purposely puts his elbow on the top of your head

He does it to get your attention or just to get you riled up

It usually ends up in a play fight which he lets you win

You know he would beat you easily but it’s still fun to do

Jason

OMG

Jason loves when you're mad

But he also hates it when you're mad

He can't help but think it’s cute when he looks down at you with a pout and your arms crossed trying to look all tough and stuff

Jason loves to give you piggyback rides and just drop you on the ground randomly, that little shit

HUGSSSS

You can literally get lost in a hug

No one can even tell you're hugging him since his body practically suffocates you due to his muscular frame

One of Jason's favorite things has to be seeing you in his leather jackets

His sleeves are too long for your small arms and the jacket is drowning you and ugh so cuuute

When you guys have long make out sessions or things get heated he'll just pick you up by your thighs making it easier for the both of you to kiss

Cause sometimes bending down so much to kiss you can get his neck sore

He would so call you a bunch of nicknames to piss you off

“Hey pipsqueak!”

“Well Napoléon over here…”

He is not a big fan of heels

You get elevated near his height and he loves his own personal short stack

But he also can't deny that you look sexy in them

Doing the run-jump hug to be dramatic

Damian

Forehead kisses galoreee

Especially when he's in a rush

He’ll just run past you and place a sloppy kiss on your forehead with a quick “I love you” and he’s off

One of his favorite things is to hug you from behind and place his chin on your head

It’s not because your hair smells nice

Okay maybe it is…

He always makes sure to have you near him

He does not want to lose you in big crowds so yeah he always holds your hand

A Lot of supermodels have thrown their sleeves at him in the past but you were different

You were sweet and kind

He didn't give a damn that you were shorter than models, you were way more beautiful in his eyes

Hates when someone points out your short

“Okay thanks for pointing out the obvious?”

It really ticks him off since he hated being called short so he won't let you have to go through that ordeal still

Doesn't call you any nicknames unless you're okay with it

He is so considerate

He makes sure to leave all things he knows you use on the lower shelves so you won't have to pull up a chair to get them

Bruce

He always has to bend down when you want to talk to him at loud places

The media has gotten so much pictures and they can not get over how cute you both are together

One of his favorite things to wake up to is you in one of his shirts that almost pass your knees

His shirts look big on you and it gives him bubbly feelings

You’re usually the little spoon

But on rare occasions things switch up and he's the little spoon

Bruce will not admit it but he secretly enjoys being the little spoon

He is obsessed with your legs???

They just look so damn sexy to him

Expect him to ogle at your legs especially when you're in heels

Bruce loves to compliment you and if you ever feel down about your height he is always there to point out all the amazing things about your shortness