#he only knows Alpharad from ace of hearts so hearing Alpharad be described as melancholic sounding confused the shit out of me | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

satansleftnutcheek · 1 year ago

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Think my favorite thing about going on drives with my dad is the comments he’ll make about the music I play for us. So far he’s said that:

“[Alpharad] sounds like he cries into his cereal every morning”

“[Ado] sounds like Asian Beyoncé”

He compared Lovejoy to a band he likes. I have since forgotten the name of this band, but I think this is the best comment any band/singer can get from him

The only comment James Marriott received was “He doesn’t open letters 🥸🎉” but he was messing with me that morning so I don’t know if that one counts

#rip Alpharad though dude was just minding his buisness and my dad obliterated him at like 7 in the morning #he only knows Alpharad from ace of hearts so hearing Alpharad be described as melancholic sounding confused the shit out of me #I did not have enough caffeine to process that comment but it sure hasn’t left my brain #James marriott is safe from a real comment until I get the speakers again #he never skips any of these bands/singers though so he does enjoy them #it’s just dad vibe checks I suppose #they all pass but he has to make a comment before the vibe check is complete #James Marriott #Alpharad #ace of hearts #lovejoy #ado #I’m still thinking about ado being Asian Beyoncé though #like what does that mean

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