#he makes me feel like rhe fucking crying/screaming cat

[chattering-crow]

Richie's "I'm not a loser" is currently living in my brain rent free

[maeum-your]

alexa play so high by doja cat, thank u 🎼🎶🎶

*clears throat* so we all have gathered here, to one and only, same as well, event. we have so far: lost our minds, cognitive functions and braincells. the reason behind this is very clear: park jong-seong. and ofc: MINNIE‼

like i always say: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

and like i also like to say: SKWKWODMDKWSOODKDNSMSOFOCKSKSOCOXOSKSKCKFKDKSKSKFKD

so my thoughts are those above, exactly 💗😁

joking i will jump into a full review now🔥 u didnt tease us for good 40min just so i scream in ur inbox for a few lines🤥

first of all: the MOTHER. clearly should leave the scene, leave everyone alone including her kids. yn doesnt deserve this bitch, she's a bitch. jail for her, and LOOK, this is a warning to her: if u see ME in the streets, RUN‼🏃‍♀️ i will fucking catch u and drag ur nasty self to the POLICE 👮‍♂️

second: party party yey🗣🔥💃 crazy tbh just crazy idk what to say ab the girls but just that they're 🤤🤭💗 i mean i love them🤩😳 loved to see more of their friendship too OMG I LIVE FOR FRIENDSHIPS WHEN U DETAIL THINGS AB THEM IS SO SUAJSJS I LOVE IT

thrid: jake😋💕(yes jake is a whole topic even though he had 2 scenes, he my man🥰) ohhh my poor lil furry my dear grrr grrr my smol barker don't be sad, u make me sad😔 wdym u doing wrongs u dont do wrongs u only do rights and the right thing u should to now is get my number😉 and my heart (but that's already urs😆) hihihihi 🤭💕

fourth: park jong-seong😳 omg im too stunned to speak ab him but wow wowowowowowowowowiwow sirens i see colors i see god im 🕳🏃‍♀️💨 rn cuz HELLAUR U BIAS WRECKED ME W THAT WHOLE MAKE OUT SCENE I DONT HATE U BOO WANNA KISS AND MAKE BABIES IK WHAT BABY MEANS IT MEANS U WANNA GET DRUNK AND NASTY W YN BUT PLSSSSSSS CALM DOWN UR HORNY ASS 🗣🗣🗣 JUNGWON DOESN'T NEEDS TO BE AN UNCLE RN ‼‼‼

five: the fucking anon. a bitch. lia. bitch. disgrace. unfortunately will have to swallow her her cuz im sure she will be there for more time so let's make this clear: heeseung ain't urs. beware me. im not a girl. not a men. im a menace. im here to hunt u. im here to deal w problems. and u re one now. run.

thanks for the amazing chapter here like minnie idk what to say rn just feel but u SLAYED RHE WHOLE THING PLSSSS ILYSM MUAW MUAW 💗💕🗣😋🥰😳 U SAW ME SCREAMING SO U KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED AND I LOVE UR WRITING UR DESCRIPTION U DESERVE AN AWARD 🏆🏆🏆🏆

LET ME JOIN YOU IN THE SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HOPE MY NEXT BREATH WILL BE MY LAST WHY ARE ALL THE Y/N'S WINNING IN LIFE??????

no fr her mom is an abuser, she ACTUALLY belongs to jail i just hope that y/n and won can get away from her as soon as possible 💔

YES WE NEEDED TO SEE MORE OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS AND WRITTEN CHAPTERS ARE PURRFECT FOR THAT 🥳

he'd be glad to see that someone is still interested in him after he literally made all of the girls stay away from him. jake is def staying bitchless in this one and i feel so sorry 😭 sunghoon's game is bad too but at least he seems to be getting somewhere with jimin LSJSLSJSJS

I'm sure they don't want to have babies, they just want to do what needs to be done to make them 🤭

LIA. STAY. AWAY. FROM. HEESEUNG. AND. Y/N. 🗣️‼️ I CAN GROWL BUT NOT IN A SEXY WAY GRRRRRR

YOUR SCREAMING MADE ME VERY HAPPY I AM SO GRATEFUL TO HAVE YOU LOVE YOU LITERALLY SO MUCH I'M CRYING

[miya-nooo]

yes i ask of u for some soulmate au keishin ukai and asahi azumane. male reader n make it fluffy and/or angsty 👀👌

AAAAA— First request!! Oh boy am I glad—!! Thank you so much!! And I do hope that this is to your liking!! I’ll go easy first and do some fluff!!

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U K A I ・K E I S H I N

soulmate au where the moment you hit 25 years of age, a timer appears on your wrist and it starts counting up and when you do meet your soulmate and get your first contact, the timer stops

You squinted at your wrist, eyes a little blurry and a bit hungover from the party last night. Congratulations, my boy, you have turned 25. And thus, you get the blessing of this pesky timer on your wrist. It’s like a tattoo, except that it actually moves.

“...I feel like a ticking time bomb,” you mutter to yourself. And you were. Except that you’re only about to blow up from the attraction that you’ll feel once you do meet this soulmate of yours.

On the flip side, Keishin has already received that timer on his wrist, and honestly, after seeing that 525,600+ minutes have passed on his wrist wasn’t giving him any hope soon. It’s been a year at most, and not a single moment did that timer ever stop.

“Any moment now, I’m sure you’ll find them! And I’m sure they’re worth the wait!!” Takinoue told him with optimism.

And Keishin just stares at his friend with a ‘r e a l l y ?’ look. Nonetheless, he forgets about it. He’s not that eager to meet his soulmate anyway. He knows that certain things take time. But with the possibility of getting him hooked up with someone else so he can get married breathing down his neck, he couldn’t help but at least meet the person he’s supposed to be with.

Brushing that aside, it was finally your time to shine. Sort of. You’re currently heading off to Karasuno High School — an alumni school of yours, so you could teach. Yes, teach. There was a wide selection of schools that could’ve accepted you, but you decided to choose this one. Why? Because you wanted to feel that nostalgic feeling of just walking through the halls and maybe oversee some clubs. Y’know, shit like that.

It was then that you meet... your problem child. Hinata Shouyou. He’s endearing and honestly, you treated him like a son. But this kid when it comes to studies... is just. N g h.

Yikes.

Either way, you do your best to aid him when you can. Because you know this kid has aspirations to chase outside of classroom, and he can’t do that if he’s epically failing his classes.

Hinata immediately becomes fond of you and chats you up a storm when you meet within the hallways. You... somehow became his favorite teacher.

And then, one day, he drops the bomb.

“SENSEI, DO YOU WANNA COME WATCH ME AND MY CLUB??” The sunshine asks exuberantly. And, you were already dead set on refusing him since the pile of worksheets to be graded is just... overwhelming.

But then you told yourself, fuck it. I’ll go. After all, it’s important to aid your student, right? Give him the mental nudge and shit. And it’s also a teacher thing to do right? Defo not an excuse to leave your worksheets lmao.

So then you arrive by the gym and Hinata goes on to greet his teammates and his coach.

“Oi, Hinata! Mind telling us why you’re late?” A rather gruff voice suddenly fills your ears.

“Sorry cooooaaachh!! I just came to ask sensei to come over and watch us practice!!” The sunshine beams before beckoning you to come in.

Keishin raises an eyebrow, tearing his eyes away from the sunshine and looking at the gymnasium doors, where you stood.

MY MAN, KEISHIN ALMOST CHOKED ON AIR. He had to do a double take. You were just... the most handsome guy he’s ever laid his eyes on?? Like what the fuck is this shit? Is this a dream or a wHAT—

“Forgive my intrusion, I came here to watch Hinata-kun.” Your voice was immaculate in his ears. If it was physically possible, his eyes would be crying right now.

Keishin recovered from that mini heart attack and coughed. “Yeah, sure. I— We don’t mind.”

Takeda suddenly comes into the scene, quite surprised to see you, “Ah! [Male name]-san! Good to see you! Came to watch our practice?” He receives a small nod from you. Then he guides you over to Karasuno’s almighty coach. “Here, let me introduce you to the team’s coach, Ukai-kun!” He says and does the same thing when he introduces you.

You lent out a hand, the ticking timer on your wrist completely evident, “Nice to meet you, Ukai-san.”

The coach nodded and stuck out his hand as well to take yours and shake it. “Likewise, sensei.”

The moment your hand touched his, you could feel the warmth in his hand, and made you want to hold on a little longer.

But then you heard it.

T i c k.

Confused, you looked down on your hand and your soulmate did the same.

What a surprise it must’ve been — when you saw the timer stop.

Keishin’s eyes widened. Then looked up at you to see the equally surprised look on your face. Then he remembered his friend’s words earlier.

Takinoue was right;

You were indeed worth the wait.

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A S A H I ・A Z U M A N E

soulmate au where everyday, you receive a message about a random sentence your soulmate has said that day

Ding!

You quickly fished out your phone from your school pants’ pocket. You were quite glad that it’s recess right now, or you would’ve gotten in trouble for just not having it muted. Swiping the screen, you looked at the new text message.

A-AAAAAAHHHH—!! THERE’S A SPIDER!, the text message read.

You deadpanned, eyes narrowing at the quoted message. You had recently gotten these weird ass text messages ever since you got your phone. At first, you thought it was a prank, but after trying to block and block and block the damn number, it just keeps coming back.

Only thing was that it doesn’ t bring you harm, but it definitely is annoying. Every single day, it keeps sending these weird sentences that are either whiny... or just... full of nothing but screaming. And some negativity too.

Normally, you’d think this is a prank, but this has been going on for months now. Literal. Months. And no one has that kind of dedication for one simple prank. So you decided to just... let it do its thing.

From what your friend has told you, it might be some kind of connection towards your special someone. And the only thing that you’ve gotten from that was, “So you’re telling me that my soulmate... is a wimp?” You received a nod and a little shrug from that. And you heaved a long, dreaded sigh.

From then on, you started to accept that your cellphone has a weird celestial and supernatural connection with the person you’re supposed to be with. You weren’t in a rush — in fact, you weren’t even sure if you’d meet that person.

That all changed though when you heard a certain conversation.

“Get a damn grip, Asahi! It was just a spider!!”

You suddenly turned your head at that, cocking an eyebrow at the topic. What a goddamn coincidence. For you to receive a text screaming about spiders, and all of a sudden, you hear someone talking about it too.

“You sure are a scaredy-cat, aren’t you?”

“Couldn’t you have phrased that more gently?!”

It piqued your interest, to say the least. But just as you were about to see who’s talking to who, the bell rang.

Whoopty-fucking-doo.

The day ends with you not knowing who the hell that person was.

Next day arrives, and here you are again, within the hallways, but this time clutching your phone with much intent. You were so damn eager to know if you’ve hit the jackpot. If your soulmate is actually in here.

It was then that you hear someone mumble. You looked up from your phone to see a tall guy, a little hunched over while he walked through rhe corridor. You couldn’t make out what he was saying but it had something to do with dogs and health.

Ding!

You glanced down on your screen.

Man I really wish that dog would get better. His health is growing a little weaker, according to the neighbor.

Throwing your hesitations away, you called out to the mystery guy. Said guy jolted when he suddenly heard your voice.

Asahi turned around and almost died.

Well, he thought he died.

Because otherwise, how would he see a handsome angel in front of him?

Cha-cha real smooth.

“Are you perhaps... by any chance, my soulmate?” You asked, ignoring the lingering embarrassment by the mere fact that you could be wrong with your guess and ultimately humiliate yourself in front of a schoolmate.

A little taken aback, Asahi blinks and doesn’t respond for a moment until;

Ding!

Now it was his turn to fish out his phone and look at it and read the ominous text message. His eyes widened at the words displayed.

Are you perhaps... by any chance, my soulmate? It read.