#he makes Barb pick them up in her 2001 Pontiac sunfire and he just complains about how he couldn’t get a cab sauv | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

barbreypilled · 3 years ago

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I know I said I was going to euthanize subway au but I have to just say that Domeric is the type of silly goose to wear a 3 piece suit to a club and ask to see their wine list

#jfc Domeric stop saying ‘ici garçon’ to the bartender ur at remix on a Thursday evening and Theon is wearing assless chaps #he makes Barb pick them up in her 2001 Pontiac sunfire and he just complains about how he couldn’t get a cab sauv #‘it was obscene they had no idea what I meant by a jovial aftertaste’#meanwhile theon is projectile vomiting his 9 vodka crans out the window #ok I’m done beating this dead horse #get it because Domeric. likes horses and is also dead #subway au

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