#he loves user lowkeyren 😈🙏🏻

[lowkeyren]

ren we need to talk.

i find the fact that you put a false text message between you and dan heng, my wife, on your pinned post. i know that he’s gorjehorse but we need to establish that i married him first. i hope this letter finds you well and you don’t cry over sugar cookies (sorry if you don’t like those) when i break this news to you. if the false statements are not off of your pinned in 24578 business hours i will have to take this to the court of jellybeans and we both don’t want that.

/silly

i accidentally unfollowed you while trying to submit this BYE

greetings bell, to start off im glad we agree that the wife is gorjus. but,

i'll have you know that we've been married for 49 years, you weren't even an embryo then. thus it is not possible that you married him first.

plus that text message was 100% real AND factual, it is NOT misinformation nor misleading. anyway, you tried, but ill see you in the highest courts of jelylbeans, user mitsvriii.

womp womp, lowkeyren.

BELLTRAYAL??? sentenced to +15 more years for that last offence :/