#he looks so proud on his license ❤️

[loveandthings11]

[raccoon-eyed-rebel]

Part 3

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Pairing: Syverson x ofc

Series summary: Life with Sy, what more can you wish for? The most amazing husband and father to a whole litter of cute little kids... Sometimes you wonder "how did you get here?"

Series warning: Bring in the angst, boys!

Word count: 1.4k

A/N: My girl @keanureevesisbae is on FIRE, at 35k! I'm so proud! ❤️ And because she's on a roll, y'all have to suffer today. You're welcome!

Any and all mistakes are grass-fed and organic.

“No, Mattheijssen.” Could you spell it? Of course you could! They were the ones who couldn’t. Don’t say that out loud, you reminded yourself. “No, e-i-j-double s- e-n.” You said that the first time. And the second. “No, you’re right, it’s not an American name.” Fuck. Every. Single. Time. Finally, you hung up the phone after what seemed like an hour (it had been), completely ready to throw the phone through the window - which would have been easy, all these windows were single glazed – when you noticed a text from Sy.

Sy:     How does 7 sound? You:    Perfect!

Actually, 7 never sounded better. But you couldn’t tell him that. Alright, it is now… 5? Since when?! There is no way, text him back that 8 is better, you still have to shower. And then pick your outfit? Wash your hair? Is today wash day? When did you last wash your hair? Oh and makeup. And shave? Do you need to shave? Like, how necessary is shaving? Is… You really just stood there in the kitchen, panicking, wasting time – and then it hit you: you had a working kitchen sink, but not a working shower. You’d been showering at Jules’ place – or the gym, if you ever went – for weeks now…

“Pick up, pick up, pick up…” you muttered under your breath as you paced through the kitchen, squeezing your phone so hard you thought it was going to break.

“Jules! Oh my god!”

“Did your house burn down, Lara?”

“Wha- no?”

“Then stop screaming in my ear?”

“Sorry. Eh… Can you come pick me up, like, right now? Sy’s going to be here at 7 and I don’t have a working shower…” You heard Julie sigh.

“You are calling about that driver’s license on Monday, okay?” You promised her that you absolutely would – it was quite annoying to not have a valid driver’s license yet, you missed the independence. And it was silly to have a car in the driveway that you weren’t allowed to use, that, too. She was at your house in record time – either she’d been halfway there or she ignored the speed limit the entire time. Knowing Jules, it was the latter. On your way back to her house you texted Sy.

You: This is embarrassing… I don’t have a working shower, so you’re gonna have to pick me up at J’s place… Sy: Promise to meet me outside, I can do without the third degree.

You and Julie laughed about that last text. Unfortunately, while Sy would be escaping interrogation, you surely weren’t.

“So, dinner,  huh?” Jules asked with a wicked smile on her face.

“Jules, it’s not like that.” You weren’t planning on it, at least. No matter how hot he was, he wasn’t getting any just yet. Now those were some sturdy principles that you hoped with all your heart you could stick to. You always had. That being said you’d never met a man like Sy.

“Girl, it has to happen at some point?” Oh, God, the way Julie continuously brought up the fact that you’d never slept with anyone could be so extremely infuriating.

“Would you kindly fuck all the way off, Julietta?” You hated saying her full name almost as much as she hated hearing it. “I’m not jumping on the first dick I can.”

“It wouldn’t even be the first. Or second. Or…”

“Thanks.”

“Hey!” Why did he have to drive this massive truck? Why did you have to wear these massive heels? Oh no, he’s getting out, fuck. Sy was next to you in no time, offering you his arm for support.

“Don’t want you twisting another ankle, right?” He winked – or tried to.

“Do that again!” You laughed, more at the thought of finally having something to tease him with than the fact that he looked really silly when he tried to wink.

“That’s a lot of lip from someone who can’t get dressed without spraining an ankle,” he threw back at you. Both of you laughed nervously.

“I’d invite you home for a drink, but I have one room that isn’t a mess right now," you told Sy when you were done with dessert and your final cup of coffee, and you were running out of excuses to sit at that table any longer.

“I’d take you back to my place, but I currently sleep on a friend’s couch.”

“Really?”

“Yeah,” he shrugged, “I was lookin’ into buyin’ a nice li’l fixer-upper a while back. Good amount of land, not too big a house. But I was too late.”

“Oh, shit, Sy, that really sucks,” you replied, not catching on to what he was trying to say.

“Yeah, it did. Place was perfect. But some European author slash college student…”

“Oh…” So you’d swiped his house. Lovely…

“Oh, Sugar, I don’t mind, I’ll find someplace else. Real question is: why’d you buy it? With the amount of work that needs doin’?”

“I don’t know… It passed the vibe check?” And the award for ‘dumbest answer ever’… Except… Sy didn’t look at you as if you’d gone crazy. Instead, the expression on his face kind of told you that he understood. Maybe?

“Right, feels like the kinda place you could really turn into a home, doesn’t it?” You nodded in reply to his question. He did understand.

“Except it’s barely even a house now…”

“Y’know what, Sugar? I’ll help ya out.” “Sy…” “Lara, I’m a small town contractor. You’re gonna be callin’ me sooner or later.” He moved his hand next to yours, not touching you. You remembered what Jules had told you. If he starts being touchy, you’re golden. But he wasn’t being touchy. This was the opposite of being touchy. This looked like being deliberately not touchy…

“But…”

“I’m not offering to do all of it in my spare time, but I can take on the project. And maybe offer up some evenings or Saturdays.”

And then you said the most immortally stupid words ever known to man: “Thanks Sy, you’re a great friend.”

“You’re just friends? Sy you absolute… God I thought even you couldn’t fuck this up, but here we are. Leave it to you to let the whole thing go to…” Julie was pissed, there wasn't much more to say about it.

“Jules, would you step out of the way?”

“No, Patrick,” she said to her boyfriend, “I will not. That stupid game can…”

“Jules, move.” Sy snapped at her. Patrick turned around in his seat, one eyebrow raised, wondering if he was going to have to start a fight with his best friend for the way he talked to his girl.

“Do you want to sleep on that couch tonight?” Julie couldn’t hide the irritation in her voice.

“This is my house!” Patrick said, “you can’t boss him around in my house!”

“If you keep going like this, Sy can’t sleep on the couch because you will be needing it." She shot back at him.

“Listen, Jules, if it’ll getcha to leave,” Sy said reluctantly, “she was the one who said I was a great friend, I decided not to push it. I’m okay with that.” Julie just rolled her eyes in reply to that last bit – the hell they were okay with that. Neither of them could be okay with that.

“Lara, I am done sticking my neck out for you, you know that? This was the last time. I can’t do this again.” There was no way she was going to give Sy an earful about this and not her best friend.

“Jules, please I’m…”

“Tell me you’re sorry and I will murder you, I swear,” Julie hissed. She took a deep breath before continuing: “What on God’s green earth have you got to say for yourself, huh?”

“I… It was too much, too fast. He got too close. He’s different. I like him.” You really tried to forma coherent sentence, but you ended up with word vomit. Oh well, might as well get it all out… “And he offered to help me with the house, it was so nice, but I don’t want to owe him. Not like that. And I thought it would be better if we were just friends. And he didn’t protest…”

“You have four braincells and they are taking a permanent vacation.” Jules was probably right about that.

“What do I do?”

“Nothing. He’ll be remodeling your house. You may be a total fool but you’re not made of stone.” She was probably also right about that. You had to admit to yourself – and let’s be real here, was anyone surprised? – that you hadn’t even thought about that. He’d be at your house.

“He’ll be at your house,” Jules said as if she could read your mind, “hammering, drilling. Nailing.”

“Jules, knock it off!” You laughed, but the truth was that you couldn’t shake the thought of a sweaty Sy handling power tools. Fuck.

[autobot-ratchet]

Lost Light 13-15

Lost Light 13

this issue's cover is still so fuckin funny, I remember when we saw it like a month before the issue actually came out and Dratchet nation was popping the fuck off, they really gave us that shoujo romance bullshit moment and I am so grateful for it

one more thing I gotta say about this issue before I actually start it is man. I think that between issues 9 and 10 there was going to be a handful of more arcs, since the mutineers finding “Cyberutopia” and the Rod Squad dealing with all the shit they deal with in this issue seems very much like a prelude to the final arc, but we had to scrap all those arcs and jump to the end so we could, yknow. Have an ending before the reboot started. The fuckin reboot that also got cut off because IDW lost the license for Transformers lmfAO god........ every day I wonder what this comic would've been like if it had gotten to live its full lifespan

lol get fucked Fangry

I remember even when I read this for the first time, I refused to believe that Tailgate was dead lmAO after all the robot gore sprinkled throughout this comic, you're NOT gonna show me his corpse??? or at least the aftermath of his so-called “atomization?????” then he ain't dead, you can't trick me

I still can't believe Lotty actually went along with Swerve's prank lmAO fuckin Noggin........

fUCKIN I FORGOT ABOUT CHROMEDOME AND REWIND CANOODLING IN ROLLER'S ALT MODE........ Y'ALL...............

Anode and Swerve on some spy vs spy shit

dfhsj poor Cyclonus trying to connect to Ultra Magnus, but he's just too sad, the bereaved goth vibes are too much for Magnus to handle

“You were right.” “Oh, Ratchet, the three words I've always longed to hear you say.” god. This is a cute little bit of snark in hindsight but back when this first came out and Dratchet was not yet confirmed canon this was fucking excruciating lmfAO I wanted to believe so bad but I didn't want to get burned

poor Cyclonus, he gets broken up with and then his man goes and dies (or so he thinks), my guy can't catch a break

ooh, I forgot that Chromedome comes out and says it, that Cyclonus wants what he and Rewind have. Uurrghh and Whirl stepping in to mediate...

truly everything is happening so much... and then Ten just puts a hard fuckin stop on everything

Lost Light 14

it is interesting to see Tarn interacting with Shockwave what with their past. It's also very funny that Tarn's insistence that the DJD go through their list in order trips Shockwave up because of how inefficient that is lmAO

love that Epistemus has been reduced to super google

aww Nickel, I'm sorry your old squad was garbage

“We've seen this before!* (*see MTMTE 7)” infinitely grateful for this note because I completely forgot about all the weird experiments the Scavengers found in that worldsweeper lmAO

honestly I kinda wish we could've gotten more into the Scavengers getting on Nickel's case for being a part of the DJD, especially after she doubled down and insisted she was proud of the shit they used to do. Like. Did she know how flimsy a lot of the reasons were for putting people on the list or did Tarn just tell her “they're traitors don't worry about it” and she was just like “okay ❤️ yay ❤️”

okay so yeah, confirmed, all those weird experiments were Scorponok's doing, hell yeah I remembered a detail lmAO

love this stupid death fake-out lmAO I know it's on purpose because the plan was to dismember everyone in a way that looks bad but could be easily fixed but it really does just look like he ripped apart a bunch of action figures

Lost Light 15

love Grimlock putting Misfire's entire head in his mouth. Just a little threatening affectionate gesture

god. Scorponok's whole baby plan is still the wildest fuckin thing in this comic, I am completely incapable of taking it seriously lmAO I'll suspend my disbelief for a lot of dumb shit but not this one, this is actually stupid as hell

love that the Scavengers have no desire even slightly to be part of the war anymore, they're right and they should say it

aww, as much as I harp on Tarn, him giving Nickel a lethal voice message to protect herself with is very sweet

fgdhfsj love everyone asking Krok what to do like “Dad? Dad? Dad what do we do? Dad???”

aww I also like that little bit showing how the Scavengers all met, including Flywheels. Is it better or worse that the DJD got him instead of the Grand Architect lmAO

[staygoldwriting]

Hi there! Long time no request. So, I got a first car recently and the first ride with my mom was not the best - she almost had a stroke because I might be driving a little too reckless. So that gave me an idea - the reader got a first car from parents and wanted to show Eddie/Steve her driving skills (it can be only one, there can be both of them at the same time or even like a how would they react) and they were terrified during the ride, like kissing the ground after they left the car type of thing. Not like the reader broke any laws but were really REALLY close to breaking (and surprisingly the car is still spotless). Hope it's not too much, have a great day! 💜

Hi! I am so so sorry that it took me so long to write this request, but I think you'll like it! I decided to make this part of the Sister Munson universe, but all you need to know is that the reader and Eddie are twins (the Banished Twins, to be exact!), and Steve is the reader's boyfriend. I also slightly changed the request to fit the Munson!reader background.

I absolutely loved this request, so I hope you love the fic! As always, please show love and support ❤️✨

🚗 Test Drive

Warnings: None! According to my beta reader, it's -G rated 😂 Read Sister Munson and its sequel if you want a little more context on the relationships, but it's not necessary 🤗

Word count: ~1.35k

“Steve! Guess what guess what guess what!” you yelled breathlessly as you almost broke the doors to the Family Video. Robin narrowly dodged you with a stack of videos in her arms.

“Sorry, Robin! Where’s Steve?” you asked, trying to slow yourself down.

“He’s in the back,” she chuckled. “Everything okay?”

“Great, wonderful, I’ll tell you more later!” you said, rushing to the back. As you opened the small door, you saw Steve lounging back in an office chair, studying some papers on a clipboard. 

“Steve!” you exclaimed, making him sit up, eyes widening.

“Y/N!” he mimicked your tone, smiling widely.

“I got it!” you said ecstatically as you pulled your license out of your back pocket. He chuckled in happiness, getting up to get a closer look. You handed it to him as he looked at it, then he looked at you enthusiastically.

“This is great, Y/N. She finally got a license, folks!” he said, making you playfully smack his chest.

“Hey, I didn’t need one up until now. It’s my pretty boyfriend’s fault for working doubles,” you said, raising your eyebrows.

“Oh, really?” Steve smirked, grabbing your waist and peppering your face with kisses. “I work this much because I have a girlfriend who has very expensive taste!”

“Well, stop working because all I need is you,” you cooed playfully, making Steve laugh. You swayed back and forth as you looked into each other’s eyes.

“Ugh, barf,” Robin said as she passed by. Steve scoffed and threw your license at her.

“Look, Y/N’s got her license now. That means I’m done driving you to work!”

“You wish, I’ve got you locked in for life,” Robin smirked as she looked at your license, then handed it back to you. “But hey, congrats! You’ll have to teach me sometime.”

“You’ve never asked me to teach you!” Steve pouted.

“I trust Y/N more. Besides, you drive like a grandpa.”

“Anyway,” Steve said firmly, “how about a test drive?” he asked, smirking at you.

“You know it,” you smiled as you all walked back into the main room. Suddenly, the doors flung open. Eddie stood in the middle of them, panting with his hair wild and a little sweaty.

“Where is it? Show me now! Did you show Harrington first?” Eddie was gasping for air.

“It’s here, and maybe?” you said, timidly holding your license out to him. He snatched it up and looked at you with fake hurt.

“You’re a traitor,” he said quietly, then turned his attention to the license. “You photograph well, just like me,” he said proudly. “Five-foot what? You’re not that tall, you liar!” he said as he shoved it back to you.

“But aren’t you proud of me?” you teased, trying to make Eddie happier. He looked at you sternly, then reluctantly cracked a smile.

“I am proud of you. And I’m impressed that you found someone to finally pass you,” he said, arms folded.

“Oh, come on, everyone drives at a glacial pace compared to you,” Steve said, making Eddie burst out in a laugh.

“Have you ever driven with her, Harrington? You know what, nevermind,” he said, holding his hands up, “let’s just go for a test drive, the three of us.”

“You’re so dramatic, Munson,” Steve groaned. “I’m sure Y/N is a perfect driver.”

-🚗-

“Okay, mirrors?” Eddie asked from the backseat.

“Check!”

“Seat belt?”

“Check!”

“Music?”

You turned the dial on the radio until you heard some rock music. You nodded to yourself satisfactorily, then glanced at Eddie in your mirror.

“Check!”

“Alright, let’s drive! Bladder empty, Harrington?” Eddie joked.

“Oh, whatever,” Steve scoffed. He held your hand, kissing it gently. “I can’t wait to drive with you,” he said romantically, making you blush. You let go of his hand and then shifted into reverse, slamming on the gas and whipping out of the parking spot, your tires making a loud squealing noise. 

“Woah, speed racer!” Steve laughed. “But nice execution.”

“Always the optimist,” Eddie said as he clicked his tongue, shaking his head. “Put it in drive, Y/N/N, and let’s peel outta here!”

As you shifted into drive, you floored it and skidded out of the parking lot and onto the street. Eddie laughed out loud as he opened his window, letting the wind whip his hair in his face. He had a wild smile across his face, and you laughed along with him.

“Isn’t this the best?” you yelled over the wind and music to Steve, who looked very stiff.

“Great,” Steve yelled back, voice cracking. “The light’s yellow up ahead,” he advised, pointing.

“Can we make it?” you asked.

“Yeah we can! Do it!” Eddie exclaimed, throwing his hands up. Steve gripped onto the handle of the car and clenched. You sped down the road, but the light changed too quickly after all, so your tires squealed as you stopped, somehow perfectly behind the line.

“Alright, alright,” Steve breathed, fixing his hair, “you guys have had your fun. Y/N, baby, you can drive normally now.”

“What do you mean?” you asked, confused,. “Aren’t you having fun?”

“Well, sure, but I don’t exactly--” 

“Green light!” Eddie screamed, and you sped off before Steve could finish his sentence.

As you all raced down the road, you giggled with delight. You had waited for so long to get your license. Since you and Eddie only had the van and were attached at the hip, you only needed one person to be licensed, so you all competed to see who would pass first. Surprisingly, Eddie was the safer driver, so he was always the one to drive. When you left, you always had friends to help you out, but now that you were back in Hawkins and didn’t go to the same places as Eddie, you needed a car and a license. It took you a few months to find someone wild enough to pass you, but now, here you are, careening down the road with your boyfriend and brother, and you had never been happier.

“Where are we even going?” you called to them.

“We don’t need a plan, let’s just cruise!” Eddie yelled back.

“This isn’t cruising!” Steve exclaimed, his voice faltering and his teeth clenching.

“Come on, baby, hold my hand! You’ll feel better!” you said, holding your hand out to him.

“Two hands on the wheel!” Steve squeaked.

“Aw, come on, don’t be square!” Eddie laughed. “Watch this!”

Eddie leaned forward and covered your eyes with one hand and grabbed the wheel with another. You laughed as he steered the car, your foot like a block of lead on the gas pedal. 

“Oh my gosh!” Steve screamed, trying to move Eddie’s hand. Eddie chuckled as he sat back, and you looked at Steve, whose face was pale and sweaty.

“Steve, what’s wrong?” you asked, still gasping from laughing. “Eddie and I are one person, remember? Twins?” you said, jerking your head back to him. 

“Yeah, Harrington!” Eddie said. “You don’t have to worry when you’re with the Banished Twins! Ooo, tunnel! Speed up, Y/N/N!”

-🚗-

After what seemed like hours of the fastest and somehow still legal driving of his life, Steve plopped down in a booth, his body melting into his seat. You chuckled and sat down next to him, trying to feed him a fry.

“Oh, come on, Steve, it wasn’t that bad,” you said.

“I can’t believe I’m still alive,” Steve whispered, his eyes wide, staring at nothing. The fry hung out of his mouth limply.

“Okay, don’t be dramatic,” you said firmly. “Did I break any laws?”

“You sped,” Steve whispered, still in a daze. “So much.”

“Technically, Steve-o, you can afford to go about nine over. Y/N never broke that,” Eddie pointed out.

“We didn’t even go ten over?” Steve said, now looking at Eddie, then you. “Then why did it feel so fast?” he asked in horror.

“Because you drive like a grandpa,” you said happily, kissing his cheek. “Or maybe it was being on the smaller streets that made it feel faster,” you said thoughtfully.

“Let’s take the highway home!” Eddie suggested cheerfully.

“Yes!”

“NO!”

-🚗-

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[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

This is an internet anthology. I am acting:

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Looking back at my childhood and all the traumatic things that happened made me realize just how depressive my mom was. She smiled and laughed and said she was “happy,” sure… but I never saw her smile or laugh unless it was in front of other people; but behind closed doors, with just the two of us the mask came off. I was the only one who was allowed to see who she really was behind the disguise. She cried all the time. I could hear her through the walls at night when I went to sleep. Everything, everything was for show. She liked to make others think she had joy but she didn’t. She didn’t because she couldn’t feel it. Her depression was a crushing weight on the entire house and she made it everyone’s problem. All she wanted to do was feel worse and feed off of me so I could stay and listen to her rants forever in a vicious, codependent cycle. I didn’t know until now what the term for that was. Truly, discovering this community of people who were abused by depressive parents was a blessing. It helped me come to my senses and realize I was not the issue; it was her all along. Knowledge is power, everyone. ❤️

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hiya could anyone give me advice pls its urgent

so i (16m) met this guy (17m) who ill call M in my economics class. we chatted for a little, he was suuuuper sweet and charming and we really had some kinda gay chemistry going on iykwim? so we went on a date at this cute Italian restaurant and the guy gives us our breadsticks. M just……. stared????? at them like stared at the breadsticks without even saying thank you and he looked kinda souless and it was fucking freaky but i ignored it because maybe he was just tired yk? we study alot so its not like super unrealistic to think that but now im starting to think it was a sign he wasnt right in the head. later on we hugged and kissed and he told me he loved me so my doubts went away cuz love and happiness go together. basically i wasnt worried anymore, were both happy right?

well after exchanging numbers to keep in touch i called him about five times and he never called me. its like i put in all the effort so i called him out for ignoring me and he apologized

anyways we made up and went on a 2nd date which was his idea. because i am sixteen i got my license after doing drivers ed, obvs i was really proud of it so i told him and he smiled saying he was happy for me but something was wrong. he was smiling but his eyes looked dead and it reminded me of that one tiktok about how depressives have dead eyes when they smile because they cant actually feel happy not even for other ppl. it was really creepy how he just lied to my face like that. he still never calls me, i always have to call him. its like he doesn’t care about life at all

any tips on how to politely get out of the relationship? thx

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4 Signs Your Lover is a K!lljoy

1.) The eyes

Do you surprise your lover with gifts and acts of service, but they seem less than enthusiastic? Do they say they’re happy for you, but something in their face tells you they’re not? Do they never seem to truly enjoy anything in life? Then blame the uncanny valley. Science shows that true, joyful smiles cause the corners of your eyes to crinkle. Since k!lljoys are completely incapable of feeling happiness, it makes sense that they don’t know how to smile without giving off some bad vibes in the process.

2.) They’re lazy

Some of the traits used to diagnose Major Depressive Disorder in the DSM-5 are: lack of motivation, excessive sleeping, and lethargy. These traits inherent to depression make k!lljoys far less productive than most normal people, so of course they expect others to do everything for them, because they care more about themselves than they do other people. Do you constantly find yourself doing all the household chores while your spouse vegetates on the couch? Do they say they’re too “tired” to do things when you know they’ve done nothing to make them tired? Chances are, your partner is depressive.

3.) They hate people

Lack of joy is highly correlated with social withdrawal. K!lljoys dislike parties and always hide in corners or bathrooms if they’re forced to go to one. They also never call you, you have to call them. You have to do all the work to maintain the relationship.

Low-functioning killjoys may lie in bed all day miserably, but high-functioning killjoys can blend in, and may even be more talkative so they can vent their problems to everyone. They do this so everyone else can feel as unhappy as they do. As the saying goes, misery loves company.

4.) They want to k!ll themselves

It’s in the name. K!lljoys may not say it outright, but they may joke about d34th or unaliving themselves at minor inconveniences. This is not normal behavior, and actually a sign of a severe case of depression.

This may be done for two reasons. The first is to guilt you to stay in the relationship because they’re afraid of being abandoned by their stress ball. You can tell if mentions of sewerslide are meant to guilt you if they are often followed by common manipulative phrases such as “you’re my reason for living” or “I’ll never leave you.” Or k1lljoys may be genuine about their desire to d*e, so that they can pass their sadness onto others while they are relieved of it, as a sort of twisted revenge.

You may feel guilty about leaving them or putting them in danger of carrying through with sewerslide, but remember: sewerslide is the ultimate act of selfishness. You are doing the right thing by leaving them because they are toxic and will only harm you, no matter how good it feels to love them. They don’t love you back. A k1lljoy cannot love you back.

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hot take but if you’re so sad you cant even take care of yourself without leeching off people and hurting them then you should be sterilized so you don’t pass those genes onto your children and cause more suffering than you already have lol

#killjoy parents #depressive abuse #thanks for making me into a monster like you dad /s #depressives dni #i needed you dad I really really did and then you fucking shot yourself #and it didn’t even work so now you’re brain dead in a home #i hope no one else cares for you and gets hurt for it

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So it’s come to my attention that there is a common misconception that depressives cannot feel joy. True, some of them don’t; but some of them do. What gives them joy? What most people find makes them happy: being treated like human beings and not like a they have evil suicide cootieshope this helps 🥰

#actually depressive #actual killjoy #you guys realize how eugenicist it is to demand depressed people be sterilized right? #we cannot control how much joy we feel #what we get is what we get and that doesn’t make us evil

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hot take: being able to feel happy does not make you a good person

you can feel joy because you hurt people and you can use motivation to do bad things. you don’t need love to be a good person either. you can simply exist and not do bad things

#actually depressive #depressive abuse believers dni #imagine morals being based on emotions and not actions pfft

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#imagine morals being based on emotions and not actions pfft

Imagine abusers wanting sympathy from the abused

Don’t act like you aren’t always negative about everything and try to level the emotional playing field so that everyone suffers don’t act like you haven’t been a burden to everyone you touch don’t act like you don’t post pictures of your bleeding cuts for minors to see and imitate dont act like you don’t romanticize your sick disorder to take others down with you don’t act like you don’t purposefully ignore your friends and loved ones for the sake of your alone time don’t act like you don’t drink to drown the sadness and become violent to your families don’t act like you aren’t cut from the same cloth as people who become terrorists and blow themselves up to kill many others

THOSE ARE ACTIONS

#depressives fuck off #depressives kill yourselves challenge #oh wait

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I want to die so the ones who never held me close to their hearts may carry my coffin on their shoulders and tuck me into the ground like a down bed

#killjoy #sad bitch #its sad girl hours #depressive #sad girl aesthetic #coquette #tw sui ment #girlsandboywhocry #spilledink

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yo i think my mom is a killjoy

#explains a lot tbh #never gets out and is unhealthily attached to me #the whole dead eyes thing

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anyone ever stop to think that maybe the depression that I am experiencing in my own brain is making me suffer more than you are for dealing with my reaction to suffering all the time lol

#actually depressive #k*lljoy is a slur btw idk why you armchair diagnose people with “lazy asshole” #instead of maybe considering it’s just hard for us to do things #and interact with the world without feeling joy. Since when do we consider someone’s inability to do something as a moral failing?

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[mina-van1104]

🎂🎉Happy birthday to my dad tomorrow! Papa Van! Eventhough there's a huge age gap between my mom and dad, my parents have shown me that true love can be at any age gap difference. Happy 86th! 🤩😭Looking good especially for his age. Good genes. I hope I can look as good as my dad when I'm in my eighties.

Grateful to spend another new year for his birthday. Can't believe he's getting old but this is his 1st year being a grandfather to my beautiful baby niece {(my older sister (former KOLO 8 News Reporter) Catherine Van-Schwartz's (Catt Van's) baby)}😍. Hope my dad has a long, happy, healthy life. ❤️

He's accomplished a lot from Licensed Medical Acupucturist (similar to my newly graduated, younger cousin who's another doctor in our family whose older sister's my older cousin who's another actual real doctor in real life-so proud) decades ago to being an Engineer for 41 (forty-one) years at Grand Sierra Resort (Retired). Eventhough I'm still not rich in money, I am rich in other ways like good family, a few good friends/good people, & good pets my 2 dogs, 2 cats. ❤️

Me being the youngest of the family means my parents (mostly my dad) are much older than other people my age. I always get emotional every time it's my dad's birthday because I know he's getting older, but love cherishing these moments I still have. ❤️🙏

Song played on Instagram is called "Happy Birthday" by Stevie Wonder! ❤️

••••••

Always needing some prayers again.🙏 I, Mina Van 文风英 Woon Foong Yin (in Hakka Chinese).Nevada born & raised.Proud nurse, coach. Family living in Nevada for 45 (forty-five) years.Spread kindness.❤️

In the name of the Guan Yin, Ong Lee (meaning Buddha in Hakka Chinese langauge), Yay-Su (Jesus Christ), Ty-uh- ma (Mother Mary Virgin Mother Mary)

In the name of Jesus, Amen!🙏

Then my other successful blood-related family of doctors in my family,🇺🇸veterans,doctors,nurses,coaches,news reporter,lobbyist,good singers,dancers,good photographers, good writers,artists,a cop,a dentist,teachers, etc.Mixed family of Asians & white people.Spread Kindness.

Again, half of our family is Asian half our family is white. Even-though my parents look Asian we have some Chinese, Vietnamese, Native American, small portions of French, German descent, Ashkenazi Jewish descent DNA Ancestry

✞♡ # Selfie # Nurse # Coach # NativeNevadan # StopAsianHate # Biden2024💙 # JesusChrist 🦂 # Buddha # GuanYin # MotherMary # NevadaBornAndRaised # HakkaChineseRaised # ProChoice (though, in politics) # Equality # Justice # Healthcare # Running 🏃🏻‍♀️ # NevadaNative # athletic # HomeMeansNevada # Nevada # UNRnevadaAlumnaMay2016 # 3collegeDegrees # 3MedicalLicenses

[timmymyluv]

safe space

caregiver! timothée chalamet x little!reader

warning: mentions of trauma, completely sfw, communication of boundaries clearly/consultation with medical professionals/licensed therapists

word count: 666 words (i laughed when i found out dw)

notes: this series will mostly be sfw but there will be a few chapters that will be communicated about thoroughly beforehand about boundaries & checking in with professionals before any sexual role-playing between reader as a little and timothee as the caregiver/daddy (warnings for those chapters will be given beforehand I promise)

each chapter can be read alone and the sexual ddlg special chapters can be avoided in the series if it weirds you out/not your thing.

basically reader has a lot of trauma and shares with timothee how she's been sharing this with a therapist and uses age regression to heal their inner child. this is a prologue and introduction before the actual episodes of agere. ❤️

again, even if you’re on my tag list or fan of my previous works but don’t feel like reading this/uncomfortable, you don’t have to read through it, please and thanks. only read what ya want, love ya. 

prologue.

“What’s this?”

You froze, felt like all the blood in your body left you cold, and wished the shame that came over you to wash you out completely then.

“What are you talking about-oh.” “Oh that’s right. As if the gods couldn’t curse you more today, Timothee had accidentally discovered your previously hidden stash of bibs, plushies, pacifiers, and colourful baby doll themed clothes that looked like complete outsiders to your daily wardrobe.

“Is this the part where you tell me you had a secret kid you haven’t told me about?” He asks, holding up the lacey material of the frilly pink dress, confusion etched on his pretty features.

“I-ah- I age regress.” You stammer, watching him nervously, cowering in case he decided to  walk out that very second but genuine concern and curiosity is all you get from him.

“Oh- what’s that?” He tilts his head, eyes shining under your bedroom light and you regret doubting his reaction there and then.

“I haven’t talked much about this yet, but earlier in my life, way before I met you- I went through a lot of trauma and pain, and as a healthy way to cope and heal from that, I basically transform into a young kid again to self-soothe and coddle my inner child. I didn’t want to spring this on you as you’d think I’m childish or ridiculous, but I healthily set boundaries and discuss this with my licensed therapist so I’m not doing this all by myself-”

He cuts you off with a firm, yet protective hug, his scent pleasant to your senses as he engulfs you with his warmth, feeling your skin against his as he massages you with comforting circles on your lower back and peppers dainty pecks with his plush lips.  

“I’m sorry you had to go through all of that, my angel. I know you’ve told me your childhood wasn’t the easiest or the best, but it makes me so proud to see you making the efforts to recover from them. You’re so strong, mon amour.” His soothing cooing voice with a tinge of pity turns your teary eyes into a waterfall as you bawl into his chest, like a string pulled from underneath you and he panics seeing you so deflated, yet simultaneously relieved.

“I-I hope I didn’t say anything to hurt you? I do not know much about how I can support you on this, but I’ll do my research whenever you have these episodes okay? And I’ll talk to your therapist, would you like that?” You nod as he raises your chin with his fingers, looking you straight into your eyes you wonder if he can pierce through your soul while he’s at it.  

“No, no you didn’t - I’m just so fucking relieved, I was afraid I would be a burden to you.”

“You would never. You’re by my side through thick and thin when I have a hard time right. You wouldn’t let me suffer on my own?”

“I would never!” You fumed in anger just at the prospect of him hurting all alone and not being by his side when he needed it most.

“So I would easily do the same for you. No question. So let me know when you feel like one of your episodes is starting, ok?”

“Hmm. To be clear, I don’t always do this and I don’t expect you to do everything for me around the house and use it as an excuse. When I do, I’m in a certain space and set clear boundaries of what I need that time, a caregiver to help feed me sometimes, colour with me, play with toys and just basic human kid things. Is that okay?”

“That’s totally okay with me, darling. I’ll be your caretaker and giver, alright?”

You cuddled for the rest of the night, watching your favourite movies growing up as a child, in your unicorn, bright pastel and neon fluffy blanket and dug into your stash of candy cravings.

taglist:

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[fodenswhore]

Mason Mount Instagram Imagines

{pov: you’re an actress staring in the Netflix show Bridgerton and you’re dating mason mount.}

~ i do not own any of these images, they were all found on pinterest, credit to original owners ~

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[ssurveycorpss]

X for the Veterans? Just like you did for the warriors, thanks ❤️

you got it nonnie! i havent uploaded anything in a while bc I Am Burnt Out from life so i hope this isnt garbage <33 i only wrote hanji, levi and erwin bc i wasnt sure if i should write like... rico, moblit, mike, the other dudes, but i can do them later if you ask?

alsoooo i have a lot of full fic drafts that i physically cannot work on bc im exhausted so you should send me letters for this hc game !!

hc game

tags: fluffy for the most part, not all romantic once again, modern au

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

levi ackerman:

ok this one is like really random but you know youtube/tiktok like asmr/aesthetic housework vlogs and videos? i feel like levi would take up making them. and all the comments would be full of people saying his house looks sterile and asking for cleaning tips lol. when he does his face reveal his follower count like triples and levi is just like "oh it must be the mopping hack i posted." and you just nod in agreement bc he was rlly proud of that one.

this is entirely me feeding into househusband levi au but he is apart of the neighborhood housewife association (even if he does work) and he is beloved by everyone in it bc he always offers to clean up and makes the best tea. even if he isnt a househusband hes still allowed to join because hes really useful even if he isnt good at socializing. like people could ask for cleaning tips and stuff and he will go really deep into details.

he doesnt like to drive. would rather take public transport, walk or ride his bike, or have you drive him everywhere. i think he has a license just in case but he avoids using it as much as possible. he gets really bad road rage and it just makes him really nervous (especially if theres other people in the car). he prefers sitting in the passenger seat next to you because its really calming and he feels sort of protected. since he cant take like the train to carry all the stuff he buys from the wholesale store for his teashop you guys block out a day of you driving him there so he can buy tea leaves and napkins. if you cant drive he gets erwin to take you both and you just end up doing the heavy lifting lol.

hanji zoe:

they are like equally the worst and best caretaker ever when you get sick. like they can tell you what you have (if its not life threatening) just by looking at you and can get you all the best home remedies and medicine but theyre really reckless. they make a mess in the kitchen when they make you soup and they hold you too close and end up catching whatever you have lol.

dont go to any sort of supermarket with them. actually dont run any errands with them. you will get so sidetracked it will be awful. but hanji doesnt realize that theyre distracting you from everything so they give you puppydog eyes when youre about to leave without them so they end up coming and by the time you get to the bank its closed because you had to stop by a stream and look at turtles. eventually you learn to just do your errands on days where theyre working.

falls asleep with their eyepatch on. you asked them why once and they said its just comfortable and they've gotten really used to it. so every morning they take it off to shower and they have red marks on their face from the elastic and they look rlly menacing lolol

erwin smith:

everyone says he is like a grandpa on social media and dont get me wrong i agree! but i think he is one of those corporate professionals that posts like really cringy motivational quotes on linkedin. connie and sasha make like burner accounts and comment stupid copypastas or troll underneath his posts in the comments and he just replies with "I'm sorry, I am a bit confused. Care to elaborate? Thank you, Erwin Smith" which makes them lose their fuckin minds they find it hilarious

good at pairing wine with certain dinners or cheeses. the man can appreciate cheeseboards. i feel like he holds fancy dinner parties or potlucks that many people only come to for good wine. when eren or jean need to take a fancy bottle for some occasion like meeting their s/o's parents or something he helps them pick something out. he also ties their ties and lends them cuff links. dad friend <3

ends up driving levi to run errands when levi's partner is not available. they hang out a lot so they kind of like coordinate times to go grocery shopping or get some new furniture together. they get mistaken for a couple a lot and when people ask if they are he just goes "No, I have a very beautiful partner who I love a lot!" and levi just rolls his eyes lol

[theangiediary]

1x02 rewatch let's goooo

- Jess's grave (in Sam's dream) has a crucifix and virgin Mary candle, indicating she or her family were catholic.

- "I should have told you the truth" Sammy...

- Dean has never offered to have Sam drive? Lmao. HC that Sam literally does not possess a valid license.

- "Dad will have answers he'll know what to do" vs Sam immediately questioning the coordinates.

- Dean looks so itty bitty next to Sam in the ranger station.

- he looks so amused/proud of Sam taking on the "shoot first ask questions later" attitude 😭

- people focus on Dean calling Hailey "sweetheart" as evidence that he/spn is sexist but like? the whole first introduction he's relating to her as a protective older sibling.

- "it's probably something corporeal" "corporeal? excuse me, professor" "shut up" brother dialogue my beloved <3

- "if it's corporeal we can kill it" the predecessor to "if it bleeds you can kill it".

- lmaoooo biker boots, jean, Impala on the dirt road I am obsessed with how the show does point out how ridiculous this is. Ik some people are like "they shouldn't have gotten away with being fbi agents looking like that" but like they really didn't! A lot of side characters were sceptical in s1.

- "what kind of furry critters do you hunt?" + Turning Roy's response of buck/bear to bambi/yogi... Dean has such an interesting way of speaking. It's somewhat infantalising and just full of media references.

- "probably the most honest I've been with a woman.. ever" we learn later that this isn't true, so like. When I say you can't take Dean at his word...

- again, the provisions comment. It's not misogyny, it's charming. There is a difference.

- Dean can track? but doesn't even bring water? I'm so confused by their training.

- Sam's bde ♥️���❤️

- Dean just watching Sam go at Roy right until he was going to reveal the supernatural. He is one of us (mean!sam girlie). Also very funny that the next scene is dean putting down symbols for protection.

- "You want to tell me what's going on in that freaky head of yours?" Dean just really likes calling Sam a freak, huh? Lol. Also, the idea that Dean never talks about feelings... like he's trying. He doesn't talk about his, sure maybe, but if Sammy is distressed he does need to fix it.

- someone said recently that Sam has always been comfortable with "we can't save everyone" philosophy, and that is so true! Even here, he's willing to get Haley and others to safety, but that's it. He doesn't care about being nice about it, nor about saving Tommy.

- "Saving people hunting things" obviously iconic. But also, it's an interesting example of Dean extrapolating John's wishes on very little info, and Sam demanding answers/specifics ("why doesn't he just tell us what he wants?").

- Dean talking about "you can't be angry you have to be patient, help others because we ourselves are doomed, have fun with the killing" 🥴🫠

- rosary in the journal...

- observation: Sam takes the more emotional victims (traumatised survivor) and Dean takes the "tough" ones (breaking news about supernatural to family member, authority figures)

- okay, valid criticism of spn? absolute bastardisation of religions/cultures. A lot of supernatural or fantasy media does this, and I'm not sociologically adept enough to talk about it, but like. Acknowledging.

- the little brothers saving their big siblings 🥺

- we talk a lot of their faces during the flare gun moment, but I highly recommend relistening to it... Sam's smug "those will work" is 😳

- "you thinking what I'm thing?" "I think so" the way they know each other.... for hunting. as people? It takes a couple seasons. But aliases, strategy, etc they are in sync.

- "you want some white meat bitch?!" god I miss the naughties, you just can't say that shit anymore

- all three of them huddled behind Sam. He big.

- Sam standing behind the quiet youngest delivering the "grizzly" story to the cops after.. helping him lie...

- brainworms at "must you cheapen the moment?" bc yeah Dean's cocky and a flirt etc but the way he does it in a look, the way he's sitting during rather than crowding her, the little shocked face he makes when she does kiss his cheek 🥹 these are important details!! This is the difference between charm and grossness!

- much talk about the "I'm driving" look (as it should be) but are you aware it lasts a full 5 seconds........

[bonbonthedragon]

Oooo maybe a head canon or story about the reader who’s bakugou and midoria’s childhood friend, but had to move away, and ended up going to Shiketsu, who they meet again in the provisional licenses exam. (your choice if you want it to be platonic or romantic with either one of them) thanks! I love your works ❤️

Hope you like it! :)))

Bakugou x reader & deku x reader

(How ever you wanna see it)

Warnings: cursing

Note: the reader has a quirk like Wanda power from the MCU

Not my photo

You were a tuff cookie but also sweet, that’s probably why your were able to be friends with deku and bakugou

You had two friends and two friends only in your life, that was midoriya amd bakugou

Deku was cute, he was a bit shy but super friendly, and so was bakugou! That was...until he got his quirk...then not so much

So when he began to have an attitude and bully poor deku, you turned on him, mainly hanging out with the green haired boy and defend him or scare off Katsuki when he tried to beat him up

And yes, this blond boi was a lil intimidated by you

You had a powerful quirk, dare you say it was more powerfuls than bakugou’s

That’s what landed you in this situation

It was either UA or Shiketsu, apparently both schools were more than interested to have you as their student

You were definitely going to pick UA, deku would be there and so would bakugou, give you all the more reason to kick his rude ass and put him back in his place after so long

But of course life had other plans, your father had a job change and was moved to the other side of Japan

Just so happen that one of the closest hero schools to your new house was shiketsu

You didn’t want to go, but you really didn’t have a choice

You said your good byes to the two boys, even if the blond didn’t seem to care (he did) it was made up by midoriya’a hugs

That’s what led to you to here

You walked by inasa, one of your classmates

You weren’t really paying attention

Until you bumped into the large boy as he bent down, head hitting the concrete as he screamed “plus ultra!” To a class

Like what? Tf man, chill

And now he was causing a commotion, yelling and such

You looked back at your teacher for permission

He nodded

You used your quirk on him, red dancing at your finger tips and around him as his eyes grew heavy

“That’s it...” you mumbled “let’s take a little nap” 

He began to wobble, stumbling a bit as cami and seiji caught him and gently laid him on the ground

You didn’t realize all the eyes on you

Aizawa just sighed “(L/n) (y/n)”

“You know her mr.aizawa?” Uraraka asked

“Yeah, top scores in all recommendations and test,” he turned to his students “I know I tell you all to go for the top no matter what, but stay away from her, I mean it, unless you want to fail this, then you won’t interfere with her quirk” he warned, making some of the students tence

Except for two people

Bakugou and deku just starred at you as you bowed to the class and apologized for your classmates actions, beginning to lug the sleeping inasa with your friends and into the building

Of course deku wanted to go say hi, after all, it’s been like 2 years

Bakugou wanted to fight you, duh...and maybe say hi or whatever

When you did run into them, it was during the first faze

You know, the one where they stick 3 targets to themselves

The announcer had said he would call out anyone who passed and how many opening were left

Low and behold, you were one of them along with a few others

Since you got through the first round, you decided to walk around, maybe help your classmates

That’s when you ran into the pair, both arguing about how they shouldn’t split up

“Deku! Kat!” You yelled, running toward them

Both boys tenced

Into you or not, your were more matured now and that tight hero costume on you...oof

You were next to them now “it’s been forever!”

“Y-yeah!” Deku piped “I didn’t know you’d be here! Let alone being so high ranked! I proud of you!”

You blushed a bit “heh, yeah well...” you shrugged “thanks, what about you? I saw you on tv at the sports festival!” You turned to bakugou “congrats on winning”

He ‘tched’ turning his head around, hiding his light blush “what ever”

You rolled your eyes, coming closer to him and wrapping your arm around him, hugging him and throwing him off guard

“What the fu-“

“I missed you guys” you squeezed him harder, then opening your other arm to invite deku in, who happily obliged

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[superbadassnatural]

AAAA I LOVED THIS!!!

I loooved her reaction. It was one of the least things she expected him to say and that was so cute. And Sammy all nervous. Ugh, they’re the cutest!

Can I just say that I loved Suzy and Matt? Hahaha the way they were studying those two. I need them to ask Sam all the questions! And the way Y/N is slowly crawling back into his life... oh, Sammy, soon everywhere you look will remember you of her.

Y/N is so sweet apologizing. Oh, he said she saved him!!! Y/N, everyone knows you don’t like those stupid girls. It was kind of him not to tell her she puked all over him. She’d feel bad.

So Chase... I don’t know how to feel about him for now. Gonna need to know him more. The photo on Sam’s bedside, huh? And Jess? Excuse me! I do not like that.

“His wife” oh my heart. I can’t wait for this Induction Fair.

Being friends is better than being just professor/student, I guess. Oh my god!!! We finally got something on Jo, Dean and aunt El!! I’m glad that they’re all great. And Jo running the diner 😻😻 I’m happy she married Dean, but I’m sad Y/N wasn’t there with her. What was Sam going to add????? Did they have a baby? I really hope Y/N meets Jo again. If it happens, I’m probably gonna tear up.

HE’S PROUD OF HER!!! Sadly, he wasn’t there to see her accomplishing all this. You can feel how proud he is. Oh she started crying. So cute. This straight up killed me:

“They were running through resumes to form the committee for the induction fair, I happened to read yours,” Sam continued, “Pre-law and a license for paralegal practice while working two jobs? That’s just-” he looked around to find the right word- “That’s phenomenal! And you got in with a full-ride! Not that I doubted it for a second. But it doesn’t make me feel any less vindicated. Doesn’t make me any less proud.”

It killed me that she thought there was no one to be proud or happy for her. God, I wish she could have ran to Sam when she opened that letter.

Oh and “soon?” Gosh, I freaking squealed. I can’t wait for them to meet in class. Also, I need Maddison to ask her what happened at her birthday party. I neeeeed that! I need to know if anyone else saw them besides Jody.

Oh, I didn’t know I missed Kevin, Jack, and Cas this much. I love them and their silliness. So Cas saw it, huh? 😏😏 it’s so great the see Y/N happy and have her saying she is happy. She deserves the freaking world.

This chapter was amazing! So cute and it gave me hopes for a better and kind future for Sam and Y/N. Can’t wait for the rest!!! You did great, Ana.

I love youuu ❤️❤️❤️

A lot like ‘Us’ (Part-19)

Word count: 4.9K

Pairing: Sam X Reader AU

Warnings: Fluffy stuff for real ;)

Series Summary: Y/N Y/L/N is eager and honestly, still in awe that she managed to get herself an acceptance from Stanford Law School. On the face of it, her life seems as put together, mysterious and independent as one might hope for. On the insides, she carries the burden of past that haunts her till date. Seemingly, she’d left it all behind; that is until she sets foot in the class of the Law School’s youngest, most promising professor.

A/N: I kinda sorta really like this part. It was so fun to write :)

The story employs two different timelines. The present timeline for the story takes place in 2014. Please let me know what you guys think :)

Beta: @deanssweetheart23​. Thank you , love <3

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“Coffee?” She squeaked, gulping, eyes going wide. 

“Or not,” Sam said quickly, panic rising inside him like a tidal wave. She didn’t want to spend time with him after all. Heartbreak stronger than what he could have imagined ripped through him. So everything that she’d said last night…

“I-” Y/N started to say, clearly taken aback. It was so easy to read her face that Sam wanted to kick himself for even thinking that this was a good idea.

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Service Dog protects my head during Seizure (read description training)

Ajoutée le 21 juin 2017

For licensing/usage, please email licensing@rumble.com This is how Colt a Weim/Lab is trained to block my head during a seizure, because I have a TBI it is very dangerous for me to hit my head, I can literally die if I hit my head really bad again. This is only a reenactment, this is NOT a real seizure. And no of course I'm not really hitting my head in this video. This is just us keeping up with his training, I have to test him on everything that he knows often to make sure he still does it all reliably. He is trained to do this in a certain way that keeps both him and me safe, he will not get hurting doing this the way he has been trained to. I'm not actually there during a seizure so I would not be able to know if he did his job right or not. The middle video is basically a blooper, I laughed so hard, the floor was super slippery and he had a hard time getting his body under my 10lb head. The important thing that makes me super proud is that he never stops trying. He always looks back to make sure I am safe and keeps trying till I am. I am so blessed to have him. He has saved my life in many ways. ▪️ Frequently Asked Questions▪️ Q: What breed is Colt? A: Weimaraner/English Labrador Q: Where did I get Colt? A: Colt was hand picked from a litter by a behavioralist and myself. Q: Who Trained Colt? A: Colt was owner trained by myself. Q: How did I train Colt? A: I have many years of experience training military K9's. Q: How long did it take to train him? A: Training never really stops but he was considered a fully trained service dog after a little over a year and a half. Q: How does Colt alert to seizures? A: Seizure alert Can Not be trained, it's a natural instinct, the dog can ether do it or it can't. Q: How long do I have before a seizure or pass out spell when Colt alerts? A: For seizures I have anywhere from 30mins-2hours, most times it's enough time to take medication to prevent the seizure. For pass out spells, I have about 15mins. Q: What type of diet is Colt on? A: We follow a Prey Model Raw PMR and Frankenprey diet. This is a raw diet including 80% muscle meat, 10% meaty bones, and 10% organs. No vegetables included in meals. Here is some good information on it ➡️ http://primalpooch.com/prey-model-vs-... ❤️Follow Colt❤️ Instagram➡️ http://Instagram.com/servicedogcolt ⬇️ Watch More From Service Dog Colt ⬇️ Colt Alert's to a Seizure ➡️ https://youtu.be/Gn7kwWpUFFw Colt responding to a pass out spell ➡️ https://youtu.be/6_XTF_iQk3o Colt getting my Meds ➡️ https://youtu.be/q0dDGfRYqyU Colt blocks my head during a seizure ➡️ https://youtu.be/RzTCPpE7_II My TBI (Trumatic brain injury) Story ➡️ https://youtu.be/5erlQMWgZqk

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🎂🎉Happy birthday to my dad tomorrow!Eventhough there's a huge age gap between my mom and dad, my parents have shown me that true love can be at any age gap difference. Happy 86th! 🤩😭Looking good especially for his age. Good genes. I hope I can look as good as my dad when I'm in my eighties.

Grateful to spend another new year for his birthday. Can't believe he's getting old but this is his 1st year being a grandfather to my beautiful baby niece {(my older sister (former KOLO 8 News Reporter) Catherine Van-Schwartz's (Catt Van's) baby)}😍. Hope my dad has a long, happy, healthy life. ❤️

He's accomplished a lot from Licensed Medical Acupucturist (similar to my newly graduated, younger cousin who's another doctor in our family whose older sister's my older cousin who's another actual real doctor in real life-so proud) decades ago to being an Engineer for 41 (forty-one) years at Grand Sierra Resort (Retired). Eventhough I'm still not rich in money, I am rich in other ways like good family, a few good friends/good people, & good pets my 2 dogs, 2 cats. ❤️

Me being the youngest of the family means my parents (mostly my dad) are much older than other people my age. I always get emotional every time it's my dad's birthday because I know he's getting older, but love cherishing these moments I still have. ❤️🙏

Song played on Instagram is called "Happy Birthday" by Stevie Wonder! ❤️

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Always needing some prayers again.🙏 I, Mina Van 文风英 Woon Foong Yin (in Hakka Chinese).Nevada born & raised.Proud nurse, coach. Family living in Nevada for 45 (forty-five) years.Spread kindness.❤️

In the name of the Guan Yin, Ong Lee (meaning Buddha in Hakka Chinese langauge), Yay-Su (Jesus Christ), Ty-uh- ma (Mother Mary Virgin Mother Mary)

In the name of Jesus, Amen!🙏

Then my other successful blood-related family of doctors in my family,🇺🇸veterans,doctors,nurses,coaches,news reporter,lobbyist,good singers,dancers,good photographers, good writers,artists,a cop,a dentist,teachers, etc.Mixed family of Asians & white people.Spread Kindness.

Again, half of our family is Asian half our family is white. Even-though my parents look Asian we have some Chinese, Vietnamese, Native American, small portions of French, German descent, Ashkenazi Jewish descent DNA Ancestry

✞♡ # Selfie # Nurse # Coach # NativeNevadan # StopAsianHate # Biden2024💙 # JesusChrist 🦂 # Buddha # GuanYin # MotherMary # NevadaBornAndRaised # HakkaChineseRaised # ProChoice (though, in politics) # Equality # Justice # Healthcare # Running 🏃🏻‍♀️ # NevadaNative # athletic # HomeMeansNevada # Nevada # UNRnevadaAlumnaMay2016 # 3collegeDegrees # 3MedicalLicenses

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