#he looks so derpy with his blindfold off

[sleepynines]

my new plushie

[goldenlaquer]

BITVH DONT THINK I DONT SEE THAT REQUESTS ARE OPEN

LETS GOOOOO

So because reqs are open i must make this a strange one-🐠

May i politely request Gojo with an s/o who just summons derpy frogs? All she does is constantly summon them around the area and just gently places them in his hair? Thanks babe🥰

HOW ARE YOU SO QUICK I didn't think anyone would notice for, like, at least a week and then you slid in not even a full day later— I am no match for you 😭🏳🐁

Gojo Satoru Headcanons:

His shoulder shake with laughter as he peers into your cusped hands at your latest summoning. Barely bigger than his fingernail and with bulging eyes that threaten to topple over its tiny body, your familiar is an easy and helpless target for Gojo's teasing.

"Ha ha." Gojo reaches a finger to lightly tap against the curve of its little flat snout, sending the poor thing stumbling from the barely-there push. "Look at him, he's so dumb." ("No! Stop!" You scowl and hunch over your familiar to protect it from Gojo's assault. "He's trying his best!")

Your ability is Gojo's unexpected joy. It's not remotely the strongest or particularly the most useful in battle, but to him, it's a breath of fresh air, and he thinks, with loving fondness, how your ability is very fitting for you. Adorable.

Small frogs. Big frogs. Frogs that do little more than scamper and pee when frightened. Green, docile frogs with lolling tongues and the intelligence of a smooth rock. Funny little guys, your familiars, and Gojo never minds their presence at all, even when you put them in his hair for them to nest in (he's starting to automatically bend his neck to make it easier for you). His hair is always fabulous, thank you very much, more so with an amphibian tucking its legs under its body to calmly loaf among the white strands of his head. Besides, who's gonna say shit to the strongest sorcerer and his frog hat? No one.

Sometimes, Gojo thinks that either you truly don't realize that he usually operates alone on his missions because he has no actual need for a partner or you're just trying to fuck with him: "Gojo, it's too dangerous to go alone." You hurriedly shove something into his hands, eyebrows creasing with worry. "Here, take this with you." Gojo stares at the bug-eyed creature trembling in his palms before bursting into guffaws. It's the idea of it— thrust under the protection and care of the little being who can't even gnaw his pinky finger off with its toothless maw— that's hilarious. But sure, why not? He carefully pockets your proffered frog, promises to be home back before nine, and decimates any enemy curses that tries to eat the little guy as a snack.

"— whoops! That was a close one." Gojo waves and the curse crumples like wet paper, before gently escorting Mochi back to safety over his shoulder. "Now, don't go running off like that again! Your mistress would be devastated if I came back without you." Mochi opens its mouth in what looks like a very froggy smile, and Gojo finds himself smiling back, wondering if you'll let him keep Mochi forever, or at the very least, during his missions as his new work associate and lucky charm.

You leave Gojo and your frogs alone for too long together in the same room and you're coming back to everyone wearing blindfolds and Gojo snapping away pictures with his phone like a doting father.