#he looks so beautiful my godddddd

[saraminia]

😭

[ultrakillmmmyes]

OH MY GOD??????????

[fagdykebassboy]

I’m gonna be so fucking annoying when totk drops I’m so excited every day that the release date gets closer I keep feeling like I’m going to explode holy hell. this game. what even.

[diorgirl444]

From one matt dilly girl to another...🤨

cowboy!dallas how do we feel

Like full on texan accent omggg- 🤭🤭

you get it oh my godddddd. maybe bcs i’m english but this is so mouthwatering to me i can’t even lie to you!!! so much that i’ve written a few cutesy lil hcs for it xxx

cowboy! dallas winston x farmer’s daughter! reader

warnings: bad writing! (girlies i’ve never kissed anyone or flirted so my expression only comes from writing fanfiction so it may not be the most realistic i’m afraid), fem! reader, very self indulgent, unspecified time period. poor understanding of american history i’m english please go easy on me, idk how many words <3

• okay so i see your cowboy! dallas winston and i raise you runaway outlaw! dallas winston posing as a farmhand on reader’s family farm

• i’m thinking he’s an outlaw because after getting in a fight with his alcoholic father he ran away with their horse and in order to survive he stole from carriages and things. a regular billy the kid you know?

• except it’s not easy for a seventeen year old out on his lonesome on all that land and with the law looking for you. but he has no choice so he keeps running till he reaches a farm far, far out west. that night he is so, so tired that he hides in their barn planning to wake up early so he doesn’t get caught.

• but he hasn’t been able to sleep properly in days so he fully crashes. he wakes up that morning with a girl leaning over him pressing her cool hand to his forehead, the sunlight from the open barn makes her hair like a halo and she’s in a beautiful white nightdress and so he briefly wonders if he’s died and she’s one of heavens angels.

• the allusion shatters when she’s realised he’s woken and she calls “daddy he’s alive!” and then his eyes widen and he realises there’s a whole family crowded around him. he excepts to be shouted, to be threatened maybe even hit but instead the wrinkled old man who he assumes is the father of the house says in a gruff but not unkind voice “you got a place to stay son?”

• dallas is vaguely aware that he doesn’t know these people that they could report him to their nearest sheriff or worse eat him or something gruesome like that. but something about the apple cheeked girl, the twin little boys in mismatched plaid and the kind eyes in the wrinkled faces of the parents has him feeling at ease and so he admits “no sir”

• the mother nudges her husband who nods before speaking “well sonny you’re in luck. i’m in need of a farmhand. can’t pay ya but i can offer ya food and board for you and that horse of yours. does that sound like a deal boy?” dallas nods, hardly believing his luck.

• the girl smiles widely and softly whispers to him “i told daddy we should keep you” he decides not to tell her that she could keep him forever if she wanted. maybe it’s a bit early for that yet.

• he falls into a routine pretty quickly at the farm. he does all the hard labour that the father of the house is too old to do now like cutting firewood or rounding the cattle up. he always catches sight of the girl picking fresh fruit and prancing around the farm in her cute little cowboy boots and his heart aches.

• what he doesn’t know is the parents have noticed the way him and their daughter look at each other or ankles press together under the table so they’re always trying little things to get them together. like sending her out to give him glasses of sweet iced tea or getting him to ride their horses with her.

• it finally happens though late one hot august evening. the farm is lazy for a change with most people napping trying to beat the heat. she’s eating cherries and staining lips and hands on the porch swing whilst intently a very sweaty shirtless dallas work on the farm.

• he catches her looking and grins saying “you know what they say about cherry stems?” she shakes her head, batting her lashes at him absentmindedly and he seems to grin even wider.

• “well if you can tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue. means you’re a good kisser” his honeyed southern tone drawls out.

• almost in a trance she hands him a cherry stem and flushes bright red when he cockily sticks his tongue out flashing the knotted up cherry stem. “my turn” she tells him trying to distract herself from the growing butterflies in her stomach.

• “nah doll i got another way to check for you” before she can ask what is, he’s leaning over the porch railings and kissing her. she eagerly kissed him back letting her cherry stained fingers grab onto his hair and he’s groaning slightly against his lips. they probably would of gone further has it not been for the cough behind them.

• they awkwardly pull away, her with red cheeks and dallas with red ears and they meet her fathers gaze “happy to see you two finally pulled it together but if you’re gonna act like dogs in heat do that where the lord can’t see you, hm kids?” he gives them a knowing smile as he walks off.

• and well they listen to him and disappear off the barn hand in hand just as they one day will leave the local chapel dressed in white….

[selfloverrrrrr]

A nanami smut..where he is all stress of work and wants 2 calm him down but don't know how 2...(other part...so yaga got some new instruments delivered in his office and yaga told them not to press anything or get close 2 the machines and gojo being gojo ignored it and sneaked in and started exploring the things..later his butt pressed a button and it created a blackhole in readers universe and it sucked her in..but it didn't show any sign of wht happen at gojo and he thought tht nothing happened and left the place..reader got teleported in nanami's apartment..and when he entered his house he saw a goddess...a freaking beautiful..great body woman in his apartment..and it's cause his erection to grow hard fast...and boom he loses his mind and is eager to calm and release..and the fun began

Universal travel

Warning: Smut, unprotected Sex, rough sex, teasing, anal sex, nipple play, blow job....

( All characters are aged up/18+)

Minors Do Not Interact

Read the warnings carefully....if you don't like my stories block me not report

"why isn't he here after calling me here?!" Gojo whined in Yaga's office. "Nvm... atleast I can see his dolls collection" he said and started walking into the office. He was watching those dolls. "Huh y'all can't do anything to me.... because I'm the strongest" he said and started laughing.

While laughing he sit on the table. He didn't noticed that there was something on the table. After sitting he realised. "Fuck what was that" he said. "Shit... did I pressed any buttons?" He said looking at the machine with some buttons. "Well my sexy ass did something but I don't know what it did and.....nvm nobody's gonna know" he said to himself.

In y/n's universe y/n's POV

I just washed my face and came to bed. I was about to go sleep. I was checking my phone before going to sleep. Suddenly I heard a sound from my back. I turned around. The wall in front of me was kinda shaking. I got confused and went closer to it. Suddenly a hole came from nowhere and I got shocked. Before I could react...it sucked me in and the portal closed.

I screamed. But then I fell on somewhere. I slowly opened my eyes. Where was I? I was in a house. But this house isn't mine! Who's is it? I went up. I was still wearing my night dress. I heard the sound of door unlocked. I slowly followed the sound. It was coming from the main door.

When I went there. I saw a blonde man. "Umm... excuse me?" I said. The man turned around. "Who are you?" He asked. My eyes widened. Am I seeing the right thing?! Is it...is it Nanami Kento?! "What!!! There's no wayyyy" I said. "What are you saying.... and who are you?" He asked.

"wait wait wait... what's your name?" I asked. "Nanami Kento" he replied. "Ohhhhh myyyyyy GODDDDDD..... I knew it!!!! I knew it was you" I screamed. "You know me? Can you explain to me what is happening?" He said. We sat on the couch and I explained everything to him.

"so you mean you know me?" He asked. "Of course I do" I replied. "And you're telling me that I'm famous there?" he asked again. "YESSS.... too much famous!!!" I replied. "And people do my fan art as they want?" He asked. "Yes...they are cool" I replied. "I see" he said. "Yeah " I replied. "Nude arts?" He asked. "Yeah a lot- I mean no!!! I don't know!" I replied.

He smirked. "Why are you blushing?" He asked. "I'm not" I said and tried to cover my face. "Do you want me to pull your hair and whisper good girl in your ear?" He asked. I stared at him with doe eyes. He pulled me on his lap. "Come on... I won't mind to please my fan...since you're gorgeous too... just said yes" he said. "Do. You?" He asked. "Y-yes" I replied. "Good girl" He said and pressed his lips on mine.

He kissed me roughly. Making me breathless. He slowly took off my top but he didn't took off my bra. He pulled out my boobs from it and I gasped. Then took off my bra. He teased and started playing with my nipples with his tongue. I moaned slightly. Nanami smirked.

He slowly put his hand in my panties. he rubbed my clit and I gasped. " Your pussy is fucking wet darling" he whispered with a smirk. Then took off my panties. He got up and took off his shirt while starting at my pussy. Then he again came near to my face and kissed me. I heard a unzipping sound and when looked down saw Nanami was stroking himself.

He lined himself with my pussy. He slowly pushed himself in. I grabbed on his shoulder taking deep breath. He give me some time to adjust it. Then he slowly started thursting in and out. He started increasing the speed. I was a moaning mess. He was so huge. His dick was touching my deepest parts. "Oh god ...ohhh my god" I moaned. His speed became faster and harder. I dig my nails on his back. My pussy clenched around him tightly. He stopped and pulled out.

My legs were shaking. He smirked and flipped me. Now I was lying on my stomach. He reached for my ass and spanked me harshly and pushed his whole length inside me again.

He grabbed my hair and pulled it. "Good girl" he whispered in my ear. He thursted in and out roughly. I was moaning his name repeatedly. After a few minutes I came. My walls clenched around him tightly. " G-god... You're so tight... F-Fuck...." He moaned. His pace became faster and faster. Rougher and rougher. Harder and harder. Then he finally came.

"I'm sorry... fuck... I'm gonna buy you pills tomorrow" Nanami whispered and fell beside me. "It's fine " I replied. "Whatever universal shit happened today... I'm thankful to god that it happened " he said and I giggled.

Give me your requests guys...

I love when you give me your requests 💕

[museofthepyre]

This is making me lose my mind, I need to dig into it. Forgive me if I’m not spot on with this, I’m no biblical scholar, I’m not even religious. I’m just autistic and had a hyperfixation on the Bible. So gather around, we’re having Bible study (CHNT spoilers… sort of).

I’m sure I don’t need to explain the significance of Jesus as a character in the Bible. Son of god, saviour of man, a martyr. What I’m interested in here is Elijah as Peter, and Jedidiah as Judas.

Elijah as Peter… has many implications of what may be to come? If we are to assume this metaphorical connection follows through the rest of the series. Because Peter in the Bible… he was one of the 12 apostles, he was also leader of the first Christian church. But before that, his story was… well, he betrayed Jesus. When Jesus was being arrested by the Romans, accused of being a traitor… Peter disowned Jesus. He said he did not know the traitor (“How could you!? You—you traitor! The ceremony, the congregants… how… I…”). He affirmed that three times. Upon the third time, he looked at Jesus and saw the hurt in his eyes- also a rooster crowed, which was prophesied to mark this betrayal. The look in Jesus’s eyes broke Peter’s heart, he realized what he’d done, ran away, and cried. Bitterly. Remorse and regret and realization of what he did. After the resurrection, he repented, and earned Jesus’s full forgiveness. He went on to lead the first church, and that became his life. His death came in the form of an upside-down crucifiction. His church was blamed for a fire which broke out in Rome, and he was executed- he insisted on being crucified upside down, as he felt unworthy of resembling Jesus in death. Remember this character is ELIJAH VOLKOV in this metaphor. Assuming the betrayal might be… the pyre? Then what comes next? Remorse arc, forgiveness arc? Ohshdhdhgs WHAT DO I MAKE OF THIS???

AND THEN JEDIDIAH AS JUDAS. MY FFFFUCKING GODDDDDD. Judas is another apostle, but he’s mostly known for his betrayal of Jesus- which ultimately lead to Jesus’s death. Judas disclosed his whereabouts to the people who would later crucify him (ordered by Pontius Pilate, at the time Roman governor) for 30 pieces of silver. He identified Jesus and sealed both their fates with a kiss. After the crucifixion- again, realizing what he’d done- Judas was overcome with so much remorse and regret that he hung himself. Thing is, all of this was prophesied/ predestined to be. There are varying opinions on what degree of choice Judas had- if all of this was fate, if it was all predestined, if he was a necessary part of this larger divine plan. The betrayal… I mean I think it’s obvious what that is in this Jedidiah metaphor. But what comes afterwards… ohhhh. Ohhh. My god. I have so many questions. ALSO IN ANOTHER STATEMENT MAYFIELD SAID JEDIDIAH IS MORESO GOD IN A WAY??? AND SYDNEYS STILL JESUS???? I thought Lucille would for sure parallel Pontius Pilate but then HE SAID MOTHER MARY and I’m. What

Adam as Satan requires little analysis… unless. I mean Lucifer was the most beautiful angel in God’s eyes… before he fell from grace.. Something something “Adam looks like Jedidiah but only sometimes” something something “once the most beautiful angel” something something.

Anyways. Thus concludes today’s episode of me rambling I have no clue what to make of any of this. I usually have more concluding thoughts, this time I’m just staring and shaking uncontrolably.

[spideysbruh]

grammys

requested- Heyy! So, I absolutely love your Timothee Instagram posts and I was wondering if you could write one about the reader wining a grammy. I know you have posts like short n sweet and bed chem so you could always add this one on to those and maybe the reader could win best pop vocal album. Anyways love love love all your work and I hope you have a great day.

a/n- i love youuu omg you asked so nicely 😘🥺🫶🫶 I hope you like it !!!

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y/n im honored. im completely speechless. thank you @recordingacademy just THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

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tchalamet MY best new artist, pop vocal album, album of the year, pop solo performance and song of the year nominee !!!!!!!!

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tchalamet my beautiful talented girl

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y/n i love you

rachelzegler you deserve it all and more !!!!

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rachelzegler THATS MY FUCKING BEST FRIENDDDDDDDDDD

y/n RACHELLLL 😭😭😭

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y/n im a grateful and lucky girl.

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tchalamet so proud of you my love

y/n 🥺💕

ynsbrowneyes im so excited to see her outfit tmrw 🥺

tchalamet i didnt even see you take that picture omg

y/n the convo got deep fr

tchalamet ...we were talking about if goofy is a dog or not

y/n yeah exactly

lovelyyn wait... wtf IS goofy !?!??!

bensonboone congrats!!!

y/n omg boy i love you !!!

sweetyyn BRO she better fucking win SMTHHHH TMRW

popstaryn CRYING CAUSE I REMEMBER HER OLD LIVES WHERE SHE WOULD TALK ABOUT HOW SHE WOULD LOVE TO GO TO THE GRAMMYS 😭😭💔💔💕💕💕💕💕

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caption- my darling is nominated for FIVE grammys tomorrow and I couldnt be more excited, proud, and just in awe of her. I watched her work incredibly and endlessly hard for years and to see her work finally getting recognized and appreciated in this way is amazing. I love you, princess @y/n

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caption- TODAY !!!!!

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caption- look what we just saw otw to the grammys... i think he should enter idk 🤷‍♂️

@ynsupdates just tweeted- Y/n has won three out of five of the Grammys she was nominated for! The wins are for Pop Vocal Album, Best New Artist and Song of the year!

@prettyslowlyyn replied- I CRIEDDD FOR HER FIRST SPEECHHHH

@seekyn replied to @prettyslowlyyn- when she thanked timmy for always staying by her side and supporting every decision she's made for the album😭😭🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶💕💕💕💕

@ynscourt replied- the way her whole table got SOOOOOO hype for her every time 😭😭😭

@twoloversyn replied to @ynscourt- bro Timothée is the best hype man istg. he's forever proud of her, and he's gonna make sure everyone around them is equally as proud/hype

@nightlyyn replied- when they cut to Timothée during her best new artist speech and he was crying LIKEOH MY GODDDDDD 😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶💕💕💕💕💕💕

@prettyyn replied to @nightlyyn- he loves her DOWNNNNNNNN

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y/n 🥺🥺🥺 i have no words. thank you. more when I gain consciousness again !!!

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tchalamet im so proud of you.

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bobsthinktwice THE WAY TIMMY KISSED YOU FOR THE POP VOCAL ALBUM WIN LMFAOOOO

ynslipgloss nah fr he put allllll his feelings into that one lmaooooo aye I get it though!!!

ynsarrakis he knows how to treat his baddie gf fr

tchalamet mhm mhm i know that's right🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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tchalamet don't play with it baby 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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noticedmeyn timothées comments are killing meeee

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tchalamet she's a three-time grammy winner !?!!?!?!??!!!!

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y/n bro i JUST stopped crying

sugarsweetyn WHEN YIU CRIED I CRIEDDDD

tchalamet which time

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paulsmauddib she's so pretty I should just kms

fuxkyn undeserved

dunesarrakis girl stfu where's your grammy ?? oh right...

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[goosita]

mmmm watching modern billy make a bonfire....he'd be so good at it too...cuddling with him next to it also 😵‍💫

oh my godddddd yes

he’d be such a showoff too if you’re already together by this point, purposely grabbing the biggest logs and pieces of wood he can find to toss into the fire pit

and he looks so beautiful once the fire is roaring, cast in the orange glow of the fire. he keeps it going so easily, hardly bothered by the heat or embers that float into the air each time he puts new pieces of wood into it to burn

he settles beside you and draws you into his side, resting his cheek against your head while his arm around your shoulders toys with the ends of your hair. you wonder if he knows the effect he has on you to its full extent, if he’s aware that he feels so much warmer to you than the fire ever could

[myheartissetinmotion]

a couple of my favorite things abt ghosts s5

• gotta start with the obvious: Cap’s (James’). Death. Scene. this is television folks this is TELEVISION. everything sort of rushed to us at once, but not in a bad way-the intertwining of all the little details we’ve been wondering about since the start came so beautifully. the first look of reunion, the scars on the side of Havers’ face, the way it was confirmed that he *knew*, and he was smiling when he said it, “ANTONY”, “JAMES”, the SWAGGER STICK BEING HIS OH MY GOD. oh my GOD. phenomenally written, phenomenally acted, phenomenal. my roommates were probably very worried upon hearing the shrieks a few doors down

• Eleanor’s last words to Kitty being in the same episode as Barclay’s parenting conversation with Mike-unexpected depths to antagonists for the winnnnnn

• JULIAN’S MONOLOGUE JULIAN’S MONOLOGUE JULIAN’S MONOLOGUE JULIAN’S MONOLOGUE JULIAN’S MONOLOGUE

• the moments in which they were all standing together as the clock struck twelve

• Kitty being canonically a Higham!!

• THE LINE DANCING AT THE END OF THAT EPISODE. they knew what they were doing with that catharsis and it was the most beautiful thing in the world

• 🎶got a little safe. got a little safe in my house. got a little saaaaaaaaaafe🎶

• Mary still at least getting a moment in the opening credits

• Thomas Angus Thorne, the apparent Scotsman

• Larry playing opposite himself for an episode (and all the continued layers we got to Robin and Humphrey this season)

• “may i take your hands?” “are you going to kiss them?” GODDDDDD. the purest tenderness in the delivery of the first question and simplest hope in the delivery of the second. THOMAS YOU UTTER DARLING DOLT WAKE UP SHE’S RIGHT THERE.

• the plague ghost nightclub

• Fanny and her motorcycle moment

• “abba!”

• I’M GONNA MISS THIS SHOW SO DAMN MUCH. very much looking forward to the christmas special, baby Cooper, more shenanigans, more development, more kitmas (please lord please)

• an incredible season wonderful job everyone

[rocking-freakshow]

I need a boyfriend. I need a GUY IN MY BED. I NEED US TO BOTH BE THERE. It'd be good, and we'd be so sweet to each other in public and in the dark. It could be the moonlight shining in or pure darkness, and he'd be loved, AND ID BE LOVING HIM GOD. It'd start off slow, and of course, the fan is on, but, as if there's music playing that only we can hear between the heavy breathing, there'd be some transformation, some force. (ok, maybe in some of these, someone is a supernatural creature....we'll cross that bridge when we get to it). There's aggression, sweat follows with the scene, and we're both being praised even if we can't get any actual words out. It's good, and we're no longer deprived, and we'd get to be genuine. It wouldn't be ugly, it could be beautiful in the eyes of the beholder, of course, that is true. All that would matter is that it's us. He makes my hips buck, and I can't help but feel embarrassed and relieved. Godddddd I'd fuck him sweetly against any surface and I'd caress his hair out of his face so he could see himself (CEILING MIRRORRRRR) and how beautiful he looks when I eat him out. And we'd be joyful once more as we watched something and we'd shower together, and I'd get any of the parts of him that were still fresh or a bit bruised. Gently, it'd be love. I'd make sure the towels were warm after we got out (it's called pre-planning and putting the towels in the dryer so they're really nice after) and he'd reassure any doubts or worries I couldn't seem to shake. FUCK ITD BE NICE.

And then, ideally, all of this would be actually happening, and I wouldn't be able to finish this post... ONE DAY

[teddybeartoji]

okay so . . i just saw the snowleopard!satoru post then it led me to a spiral of looking at all the others and i have came to a conclusion . we need to save the pathetic clingy whiny subby men . now i dont wanna be tmi or weirdo ( literally my first ever time doing an ask bc i was scared of embarrassing myself or upsetting you , read the rules like 15 times . ) butt … like imo the dominant no emotions men that are like “ your belong to me “ . . GET OUTT MY FACE . an angel die’s and a fairy loses her magic each time a beautiful subby pathetic men is turned into one of those by society .

like when there PATHETIC , WHINY , NEEDY , PUPPYLIKE , CLINGY , SUBBY MEN ? bring them here . 😈 and then when it comes to satoru he would be such a subby boy oh my GODDDDDD . like after having to be the strongest all day nd ‘ do all the thinking , make all the decisions and that , he just wants to be the baby . like no he wouldnt be pounding into straight growling your mine bby kitten , NO . he’d be pistoning into you and whining “ am i doing good ? am i , am ? “ . or you’d just sit there straddling and jerking him off and he’s just whining and whimpering and moaning and crying , drool down his chin . when you edge or overstimulate him ? head empty drool on chin fucked out :3 imo he’d also be rlly into bondage by that i mean collar and leash , or dainty little ribbons . and he rlly adores you bc he trusts you to do this for him , had to add that !! in the end he just wants to be babied and held and fucked out his gushy mind :(((

HIII DARLING HIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh you've come to the right placeee!!!!! i am not a big fan of the "you belong to me" type of guys either they just aren't really my thing i am also into needy needy boys:33333333

YOU'RE SOOO SO RIGHT ABT SATORU!!!!!!!!!! HE'S SOO SO WHINY OMFG AND HE WANTS YOUR PRAISE SOOOOOO FUCKING BAD i do think that he's a big crier too he's just soo so sensitive everywhere:(((((((( loves it when you edge him and i do think he likes it when you tease him a lot too. but not like a full degradation way but just more like a sickly sweet mocking type yk? like "ohh, you're gonna cum already, baby?" "you're so hard already, what a needy boy, hm?"

I AGREE ON THE COLLARS AND LEASHES TOO BTWWW!!!!!!!!! and just bondage overall he loooves being tied up he loves being at your mercy:333333333 he wants you to have all the power he just wants to feel good and cmon who could ever deny him hm? he really likes it when he's fucking you and you're tugging on the leash to pull him down into a kiss😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[serafilms]

just some of my fav content that kpop (boy) groups have put out (very specific!!!)

i spend many an hour on it (like actually just one hour) because i don’t want to work on my wips!!!

nct 127 hit the states: haechan x dallas

HAECHAN SILVER HAIR HAECHAN SILVER HAIR i will never shut up. this and purple and we go up brown/rainbow are his best looks idgaf. they’re just soo cute here and having so much fun and i can’t even believe how fun it looks :(( i wanna have a day like this

nct 127 hit the states: mark x vancouver

such a beautiful scenery and seeing mark be so happy in his hometown w the rest of 127 is so cute.

boynextdoor pretty u cover

SLAYED! nothing more to say. i love bnd performances they ate down period.

beomgyu kids’ café on workman

the editing is so funny in this video PLS and the way the little girls all hated him but the boys were obsessed with him 😭 the café staff are so fun and nice too 👍 i love beomgyu sm

nct dream candy mv

no explanation required. once you candy you never stop candying. the cutest music video EVER i love it so much. nct dream mv’s always EAT. hello future, we go up, chewing gum, go, life is still going on (track video but still cute), hot sauce

txt lo$er=lover office attack version

so creative and fun and they look so good 😋

nct dream rooftop fight

so glad they actually did this bc i was waiting for it for so long 😭 they hyped it up for so many years did NOT disappoint. nct will never not be funny.

stray kids fancy cover

THE WAY I ACTUALLY FORGOT THIS HAPPENED UNTIL JUST NOW WHEN I WAS GOING THROUGH MY YOUTUBE PLAYLIST. omg we moved on too soon

boynextdoor funnextdoor

i’m actually in the process of watching it rn but i’m actually so amazed at how genuine and funny they are?? usually a lot of groups (excluding survival show groups) take a while to warm up to the cameras and talk to them and be natural around them and their members in front of them, but you can really tell how comfortable bnd are with each other and even though they’re warming up the the cameras, they’re so cute about it and so natural and outgoing that it’s not awkward at all and so fun to watch! and on that note….

boynextdoor what? door!

they’re so funny omg also bc why are hybe editors so slay?? will never stop promoting bnd (+zb1!!! love riize too but they have sufficient hype tbh i need bnd appreciation!! 5th gen boy groups let’s gooooo)

zerobaseone zbtv

ok so this list actually isn’t specific anymore but can u blame me. they’re so funny in all of the episodes how am i to choose just one. zb1 are quite literally one of the absolute funniest groups I’ve ever seen. love them sm PLEASE stan before they disband 😞

eunchae star diary with sunghoon and heeseung

EUNCHAE !!!!! she’s so cute i love eunchae star diary 😭 this was more awkward than the jake ni-ki one tbh but it was really cute too 👍 and the way sunghoon kept trying to weasel out the tea from her like leave that girl alone hoon 😭😭

honourable mentions to the kyujin and hiyyih episodes too!! bc it’s so fun to see eunchae with her friends

en o’clock episode 12

the one where they did like the high up line training course thing idk what it’s called and they were wearing camo print like military ish stuff idk man but it’s so funny and their early days r so cute

en o’clock episodes 32 and 33

the irl among us episodes 😭😭

boys planet jelly pop

MY GODDDDDD JELLY POP ZHANG HAO I LOVE U SM. i wish he liked women and was 4 years younger and went to my uni. i purchased many zhang hao pc’s recently. jelly pop my #7 most played song in spotify. i watched it too many times. saved so many edits. ilysm king.

txt idol human theatre when they went to that house

the way the managers lifted taehyun out of the pool gets me every single time 😭😭😭

txt idol human theatre during blue hour era

my fav idol human theatre episode EVER. so funny and i love blue hour era sm‼️

stray kids family 3rd anniversary

skz with wigs will never not be iconic. and why did jeongin and felix lowkey devour acting elderly like???

to do x txt flying yoga episode 83

i love this episode so much actually omfg PLEASEE they’re so funny 😭 kpop idols doing any kind of strenuous movement exercise is my favourite content ever

to do x txt self defense episode 104

this one is CRIMINALLY underrated actually. wdym both parts don’t have 1 million views at least? can’t tell you how many times i had to rewind bc i was enjoying it so much 🫶🫶 i have plans to rewatch this soon so i also can learn some self defense moves.

run bts episode 55

this whole trip starts from ep 53 but them slapping each other’s asses and trying not to laugh is one of the funniest things i’ve ever watched actually,, this was one of the first run bts vids i watched on vlive and it brings me back when i see clips of it 😢

the nct show (nct 2020 but in 2022)

i love LOVE when nct all gets together :( nct 2018 and nct world 2.0 !!!! everything happens for a reason and sungchan and shotaro belong in riize but this video is so fun and they’re all so cute together!! field day episodes!!!!!! this and hybe game caterers fr

007” 00” the nct show

same as previous with extra emphasis on I LOVE THE 00 LINE HOKY FUCK. yangyang ❤️❤️❤️ i need to watch more wayv content i miss him

upper side dreamin’ halloween version behind the scenes

sunoo dancing to mama at the end is peak editing. enha vs ghosts let’s go!!! they’re all so cute and funny in this 🥳🥳 the way ni-ki abandoned the camera man bye 😭

txt magic island mv

words cannot express how much i miss the dream chapter: magic era. how i wish i could find a song that makes me feel the way run away and magic island do. the things i’d do to listen to that album for the first time omfg!!!! anyways this mv and the run away mv make me so emotional like 😭😭😭 also old bts txt lore used to be so confusing to me like i would spend soo so long trying to figure it out

anyways that’s it bc youtube search and sorting history filters are ass so i can’t find many more but i hope at least 1 person finds a new video to watch from this.

[shot-by-cupid]

Hey guys. I will actually be thinking about this for the rest of my life

LOOK AT THE WAY HIS FUCKINH FACE SCRUNCHES UP OH MY GODDDDDD

HE MAKES ME SICK !!!!

AND HIS LAUGHHHHGGHHHHHHHHHHH his beautiful laughhhgghhhhh oh my godddd

He is so lovely and wonderful…………his smile is everything 2 me

[sailinginstars]

‼️ TBB SEASON FINALE SPOILERS ‼️

man

oh my GODDDDD im actually crying and screaming they did so good😭😭

i. just. wow. ok so.😭 FIRST so glad people were right about this being an hour long episode theres genuinely no way it could’ve been 25 mins. seeing omega already having escaped before anyone could reach her was awesome shes so skilled love her. AND ECHO AND EMERIE WORKING TOGETHER i love them they’ve both been brainwashed by the opposite side and seeing them fight for a better future for everyone else is so touching.

SO SURPRISED NO ONE DIES THANK GODDDD

ANYWAYS OMEGA RELEASED THE ZILLO BEAST WOOOOOO‼️‼️ ECHO SAYING THATS WHAT HE WOULDVE DONE!!! echo is literally her mom im crying😭 erm the really long ladder the kids had to climb up was a mgs3 reference guys☝️ ANYWAYS THE TORTURE SCENE HELLO 🙏🙏 i love men screaming 🫶

UGHHHH NALA SE I KNEW YOU WERE NEVER EVIL. she was so real for taking out rampart with her MAN FUCK RAMPART i kinda thought he changed lmao😭

GRRR OK SO THE FIGHG BETWEEN ECHO AND WRECKER VS THE TWO TROOPER LORRRRD, i was literally on the edge of my fucking seat the whole time i thought they were COOKED so many times. OH also crosshair loosing a hand OH MY GOD???

the bridge scene. GODDDDDD like i KNEW hemlock wasnt going to shoot omega but i was still so scared. AND CROSSHAIR MADE THE SHOT WOOOOO. scorch tho😭😭 so sad to see him go🙏 BUT THEY KILLED HEMLOCK HELL YEA‼️‼️ uhm also hunter with his hair wet⁉️⁉️

ANYWAYSSSS everyone made it home safe (well mot crosshairs’s hand but oh well, now him and echo match) nice to see clones looking sorta domestic and not in a war setting lmao. and like i get why echo is leaving but😒 MAMA ECHO PLEASE STOP LEAVING OH MY GOD JUST STAY ON SCREEN IM BEGGING YOU. reallllly hope we get some kinda show about him, rex, wolffe, and gregor and the whole clone rebellion thing PLEASE WHAT HAPPENED WITH WOLFFE⁉️

sobbbbb hunter, cross, wrecker, omega, and batcher just resting im tearing up. they literally just get to be family now im so happy

now the last few minutes…

I SCREAMEDDDD WE WERE SO RIGHT ABOUT THE TIMESKIP IM SOOOKK GRATEFUL tbh i did get nervous seeing the panover pabu but as SOON as i saw omega ik what was happening 😭😭 OLD MAN HUNTER IM SCREAMING HE LOOKS SO GOOD (he also looks strangely like blackbeard from ofmd lmao) he def has dad bod ill die on that hill😭 they both looks so happy and domestic i cant OMEGA GOING OFF TO FIGHT IN THE REBELLION I CANTTT shes def going to see hera again thats so sweet. ughhhh hunter worrying over her hes such a dad GOD. but anyways this moment was so sweet, been missing the hunter-omega relationship this season so this had me tearing up and shi😭

TECHS GOGGLES ON THE SHIP… i knew tech wasnt gonna come back, it would’ve taken away from his sacrifice but i would’ve loved to see him again. lowkey surprised we didn’t get a cx-2 reveal, people thought he was tech, cody, a clone specifically of crosshair, dogma, fucking slick. (real ones know cx-2 is actually fives hes not dead guys TRUST!!11!!1111!!11!!)

anyways god that was such a satisfying ending and im VERY pleased, crazy how this season had NO bad ep. incredibly sad this show is over tho. this show has been on my mind constantly for the past three years im so sad to see it go but im also see happy we got to see these characters lives play out in such a beautiful way. sorry for this being essay length i just had a LOT of thoughts about this ep.

for the last time, anywaysss. (also this is not proofread sorry for any grammatical errors lol) this ep was amazing and the team did WONDERFULLY!! good bye bad batch😢

[sematarygirls]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOL!! this is my birthday present to you💞 just know that english isnt my first language🥹🙏

soleils eyes fluttered open, sunlight shining through the blinds in thin golden lines. the sheets were tangled around her legs, the air was warm, and lightly, she could hear the sounds of the ocean, the beauty of outer banks.

rafes arm was wrapped lazily around her waist, his face buried in her neck. Sol stayed still, not wanting to wake him, wanting to enjoy the moment.

but then he shifted, pulling her closer, his lips kissing her shoulder as he whispered, half-asleep, “youre warm.”

she smiled, whispering back, “Youre clingy.”

he, teasing, bit lightly into the shoulder he was kissing before. “you love it.”

a soft laugh escaped her lips. She looked at him — eyes still closed, hair a mess, a sleepy grin tugging at his mouth. she leaned in, pressing a kiss to his forehead.

“yeah,” she whispered. “I do.”

I HOPE YOU LIKE IT ILY

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OHHHHH MY GODDDDDD STOPPPP EEEEKK !!!

i'm literally squealing and giggling. this is absolutely the cutest thing EVERRRRR. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. IM GONNA GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST KISS.

framing this masterpiece and hanging it on my wall.

RAFE BEING A SOFT LITTLE CUTIE IS EVERYTHING TO ME AHHHHH.

[harryfeatgaga]

Rewatching dwd and the scene where he tells Alice he got her a dress for the party and is like "I couldn't stop picturing you in it" is giving me thoughtssssss cuz like he's probably done that 😵‍💫😵‍💫 like pictured his gf in something and been like DAMN 🥵 or seen something in like a gucci catalog or smth and was like oh I'm getting this for her she would look beautiful/hot in this 😵‍💫 like he's really just a guy and he probably loves when his gf wears something a little sexy and he gets all 😍🥵 and is so handsy like I'm unwell

OH MY GODDDDDD ATOPPPPSKDEJDJDJ I FEEL SICKKKDJBSWJW