#he literally said that (in the book) oh bestie they do die of *deadly and contagious disease*

[ginkovskij]

i was just thinking how i missed drawing this way (:

[hugyoongs]

𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌

↠ summary: join the ride of seven best friends as they navigate their way through the stress, love, joy, and adventure that college brings.

↠ pairings: taejoon, 2seok, yoonkookmin

↠ genre: crack (honestly 95% of the book), angst, fluff

↠ word count: 1110

↠ warnings: hoseok plotting murder (and actually attempting), a lot of gay panic, alotttt of crack, mentions of sacrifice, a lot of minecraft references, language (as always)

↠ a/n: i totally forgot about adding author’s notes into my work lol. but anyways dahlia ( @blssmin​ ) and i are like super happy to be writing this series! and we hope that everybody reading this is enjoying it as well :) also if you watch the office..hopefully you get the reference at the end!

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𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙍: 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙂𝘼𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙑𝙀𝙎 [ 🐥 + 🦀 + 🦙]

jimoaning

guys this is NOT a drill

namjukebox 

what happened to you?

suckjin

didn't this chat die a LONG time ago

suckjin

why are you bothering us on a fucking sunday morning

jimoaning

THE MOVIE

jimoaning

MY EYES WENT TO HEAVEN 

jimoaning

I NEED TO CHANGE MY USERNAME 

jimoaning

QUICK THIS IS NOT A DRILL

namjukebox 

are you going to tell us what happened..

yoongisbitch95

SORRY I AM BACK

suckjin

JIMIN WTF

suckjin

I THOUGHT YOU HATED YOONGI

yoongisbitch95

I DO HATE HIM

yoongisbitch95

BUT DAMN I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS COCK

namjukebox 

oh lord

yoongisbitch95

AND THEN I WANT TO EAT MY WASHED NOODLES WITH HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF A DAMN PARK

yoongisbitch95 

AND FUCKING C U D D L E 

yoongisbitch95

I WANT TO GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM 

yoongisbitch95

ALTHOUGH IT IS WINTER

suckjin

jimin...that all sounds nice but

suckjin 

CHANGE YOUR USERNAME BACK RIGHT NOW

namjukebox 

right when i thought jimin couldn't get any stupider

yoongisbitch95 

S H U T   U P

yoongisbitch95 

I THINK I LIKE HIM

suckjin

you see his dick once and then you start drooling

suckjin 

that is NOT a crush 

yoongisbitch95 

you see...about that

jimoaning

i...have kind of liked him since december 

namjukebox 

WHAT

suckjin

WHAT

namjukebox 

WHAT

suckjin 

WHAT

jimoaning 

WHAT ???

suckjin 

I KNEW YOU WANTED TO SUCK HIS DICK

jimoaning

I DON'T WANT TO SUCK HIS DICK

namjukebox 

BITCH DON'T LIE

jimoaning

IS THIS ABOUT HIS GIGANTIC COCK?

jimoaning

OR ME??

suckjin 

sorry yoongisbitch95 

jimoaning

:cc

jimoaning

i think that jungkook hates yoongi tho

namjukebox 

WHAT

suckjin

WHAT

namjukebox 

WHAT

suckjin 

WHAT

jimoaning 

we are all supposed to be #besties but i think that jungkook hates yoongi

namjukebox 

you'd be surprised 

jimoaning

okay shut up egghead

jimoaning

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

jimoaning

is it possible to be this gay

namjukebox 

probably...but it's all good

jimoaning

idk what to do why are we so mean to each other but nice to each other at the same time it makes my heart go BOOM and that's not good because actually it is good but i love this feeling kind of ?? i want yoongi to make fun of me still but i also want to give him a lot of hugs and it is making me SAD

suckjin

i lost many braincells from reading that

namjukebox 

you never had any to begin with

suckjin

gladly suck my dick

namjukebox 

i have to make reservations for that sweetheart 

suckjin

get away from me ugly

jimoaning 

can you guys like HELP ME

jimoaning

what 

jimoaning

do

jimoaning

i

jimoaning 

gucking do

namjukebox

gucking 

suckjin

gucking

jimoaning 

i hate you guys

-

[ hoesuck had added temptaetion to the conversation ]

hoesuck

so since you’ve been trying to hop on namjoon’s dick

hoesuck

and may i add

hoesuck

you’ve been doing a terrible job

hoesuck

i need your help

temptaetion

now wait a damn minute

temptaetion

FIRST OF ALL

temptaetion

you have the AUDACITY to insult my dick hopping skills

temptaetion

and then you ask me for help?

temptaetion

rude.

hoesuck

are you done

temptaetion

yeah sure what’s up 

hoesuck

i would very much like to suck jin’s dick.

temptaetion 

is THE jung hoseok being an unholy child

temptaetion

hold up i need to screenshot

hoesuck

i will chop your dick off

[ temptaetion has taken a screenshot (x2) ]

hoesuck

open your door 

temptaetion 

okay...one second 

-

[ suckjin had added temptaetion to the conversation ]

suckjin 

it is fucking sunday morning

suckjin

what the FUCK are you doing to have you make so much noise

-

[ the seven deadly sins ]

namjukebox

i have heard a very loud scream

namjukebox

jimin and/or jungkook what have u two done

jimoaning

WAIT WHY AM I A FUCKING SUSPECT

jimoaning

AGAIN

temptaetion

WHO THE FUCK GAVE HOSEOK THAT BIG ASS BUTCHERS KNIFE

namjukebox

ah, so thats where the screaming is coming from

suckjin

i gave him the knife

temptaetion

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

suckjin

HE SAID THAT HE WANTED TO CUT SOME MEAT

temptaetion 

WELL HE’S ABOUT TO CUT MINE

jeoncena

make sure to add seasoning hobi

minsugay 

dinner looks great for tonight 

minsugay

who’s dorm?

suckjin

might as well be ours

suckjin

he stopped screaming, i think hobi killed him

hoesuck

guys help where do u hide a body

temptaetion

first of all

jimoaning 

OH MY GOD A FUCKING ZOMBIE

suckjin

GET THE DIAMOND SWORD

namjukebox

IS IT ENCHANTED

jimoaning

I HAVE LEATHER ARMOR

jimoaning

WAIT-

minsugay

FUCK A SWORD

minsugay

I GOT A BOW MFS

jeoncena 

FUCK THE DIAMOND SWORD

jeoncena

I HAVE MY ENCHANTED IRON AXE

jimoaning

THE RELOAD IS FUCKING TERRIBLE THOUGH 

jeoncena

okay but it’ll kill you in an instant.

minsugay 

WE ARE KILLING A ZOMBIE

jeoncena 

RIGHT

temptaetion 

GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP

temptaetion 

i am ALIVE, i am WELL

temptaetion 

and i am most certainly a HUMAN

jeoncena

THATS WHAT A ZOMBIE WOULD SAY

temptaetion 

JUNGKOOK WTF I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU TO BELIEVE ME ON THIS ONE

jeoncena 

WHEN MY DIAMONDS ARE AT STAKE

jeoncena

ITS EVERY GAY FOR THEMSELVES

minsugay 

WHAT JUNGKOOK SAID

namjukebox

but like taehyung

namjukebox

what did you even dO?

temptaetion 

ASK YOUR FRIEND WITH THE BUTCHERS KNIFE

temptaetion 

I WAS BEING A GENTLEMAN AND OPENED THE FUCKING DOOR

temptaetion

AND WHEN I OPEN THE DOOR, MANS IS STANDING THERE WITH A KNIFE

hoesuck

i’m thinking twice about not sacrificing you to our gay jesus

temptaetion 

HOSEOK WTF

jimoaning 

SACRIFICE HIM

jimoaning

DO IT

namjukebox

no take mE instead

temptaetion 

really🥺

namjukebox

lol no, kill that bitch 

jeoncena

EVERY GAY FOR THEMSELVES 

jeoncena 

NAMJOON WOULD NEVER SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS

temptaetion

namjoon, it’s on sight 

hoesuck

you won’t win a fight against joon 

jeoncena

have u seen the mans tiddies

suckjin

i’m not gay or anything

suckjin

but mans is buff

jimoaning

first of all, jin we all know that you’re capping

jimoaning

you’re like the gayest one here

jimoaning

and second of all

jimoaning

literally anyone could beat up tae

temptaetion 

HEY! i could win a fight against yoongi 😤

minsugay 

c a p

namjukebox

i’d actually pay money to see that

jeoncena 

yoongi would probably win

jeoncena 

i bet all of my money

suckjin

didn’t you bet on something yesterday and LOSE

jeoncena

shhhhhhhh

temptaetion

namjoon, you’d think your future bf would win right🥺

hoesuck

namjoon’s in gay panic rn, he’ll be back

jimoaning

AM I LATE OR SOMETHING 

jimoaning 

FUTURE BEST FRIEND??

minsugay 

no you absolute IDIOT

minsugay 

as i said before

minsugay 

one panicked gay + another panicked gay = joon and tae

jeoncena

ahahahahaha that rhymed

jimoaning

oh wait but i thought that joon and tae have BEEN dating 

temptaetion

and all of us thought that we were straight

suckjin

oh how the tables turn 

jimoaning

the turns have tabled