#he larps as klaus mikaelson and probably can’t do math
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I’m done pretending I tolerate wolf beast feyre. yeah ig it’s symbolic, whatever, fuck that. she should be like the earth itself. she should be a 100 ft tall, cosmic entity, and rhysand should be her little purse dog
#IM DONE!!! IM DONE WITH THIS FURRY WANNABE BULLSHIT!!!#I GET IT SARAH YOU WANT TO FUCK ANTHROPOMORPHIC THINGS#THATS FINE WHATEVER#I WANT TO FUCK ELDRITCH HORRORS AND TELL HP LOVECRAFT THAT HIS STORIES ARE BLACK NOW#I do not want rhysand to be the cool one he has no right to be cool#he larps as klaus mikaelson and probably can’t do math
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she should be able to crush rhysand with her pinky finger
I’m done pretending I tolerate wolf beast feyre. yeah ig it’s symbolic, whatever, fuck that. she should be like the earth itself. she should be a 100 ft tall, cosmic entity, and rhysand should be her little purse dog
#prev tags#im done!!! im done with this furry wannabe bullshit!!!#i get it sarah you want to fuck anthropomorphic things#thats fine whatever#i want to fuck eldritch horrors and tell hp lovecraft that his stories are black now#i do not want rhysand to be the cool one he has no right to be cool#he larps as klaus mikaelson and probably can’t do math#omg he does larp as klaus mikaelson
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