#he killed a guy in spleef to make him laugh

[korogie]

Dream: "Aren't you proud of me? Aren't you proud of me?"

Bad: "Yes, I'm very proud of you"

[bnhasimpgirltm]

Playing Minecraft (Various BNHA x Reader)

Characters: Bakugou, Todoroki, Midoriya (“The Big 3 Of Class 1A”)

Parings: BNHA Character x gn!reader

Type: Headcannons

Warnings: Swearing (it’s pretty mild)

A/N: Absolutely no one asked for this but I played Mincraft last night (and I am not ashamed), so I thought of this. Some of these are shorter than others. I also try to make my fanfics gn so unless specified it’s most likely gn. I also might do a part 2 of this with other characters.

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Todoroki Shoto

At first he has no idea what Minecraft is

“(Y/N) explain to me what a ‘Minecraft’ is

“Oh my gosh Shoto you poor soul”

So you guys head down to Kaminari’s room (Shoto is very confused) 

“KAMINARI LET US IN WE’RE HERE TO PLAY’

Kaminari knows exactly what you mean so he lets you and Shoto in

Kaminari: “I didn’t think you were the type of person to play Minecraft Todoroki”

Todoroki: “I’m here to learn how to Minecraft. I have no prior Minecrafting experience.”

You turn Kaminar’s PS4 (a/n: Xbox users are QUAKING) on and hand a controller to Todoroki. Kaminari joins a server.

(y/n): “Shouldn’t we teach him how to move and build first?”

Kaminari: “Nah, you know what they say, the best way to teach someone something is to throw them headfirst into it”

(y/n): “No one said that”

Kaminari: “I said that”

Todoroki: “(Y/n), how do I walk?”

You grab the controller and teach Todoroki all the controls, which he forgets every single one except for pushing forward on the joystick to move and the button you press to jump

You all enter a Spleef map and Todoroki panics(a/n: I remember playing Spleef and it was GLORIOUS)

Todoroki: “Excuse me (y/n) what am I supposed to do?” 

(Y/n): “You’ll see, you probably won’t be good at it at first, it takes practice”

Minutes later, you and Kaminari are dead, and Todoroki is still hopping and running around

(Y/n): “Damn Todoroki, you’re a natural at this”

He is, because the player that was chasing after him falls into a hole and falls to their death

Todoroki Shoto is the champion of Spleef on his first ever encounter with Minecraft

Todoroki: “What just happened (y/n)? Is this bad?”

(Y/n): “No Shoto, you won!” 

Todoroki is so proud of himself (it might have been a lucky win) that he might actually play Minecraft again with you

Bakugo Katsuki

It’s actually not you who drags him to play Minecraft

He’s in his room, and you’re there with him

Bakugo is playing Minecraft with Kirishima, and he can’t stop rage quitting

He’s repeatedly slamming his fists on his keyboard (poor keyboard)

Bakugo: “DAMN YOU SHITTY HAIR”

(Y/n): “What’s up with you Bakuhoe?”

Bakugo: “Don’t call me that” 

He’s so whiny, so he yells about everything from playing Minecraft to Kirishima repeatedly destroying him

(Y/n): “Let me try babesuki” 

Bakugo: “WHAT IS UP WITH YOU AND THESE DAMN NICKNAMES?”

You know there’s no bite behind his words so you roll your eyes and shove him aside so you can sit in the chair 

Well, you’re not strong enough to completely shove him aside but he gets the idea and lets you sit. 

Bakugo: “You’re not going to be able to beat Kirishima you dumbass. He’s just too go-”

You knocked Kirishima off a high cliff, killing him

Bakugo: “THAT DOESN’T COUNT! YOU DIDN’T ACTUALLY KILL HIM HE FELL!”

(Y/n): “He fell because I smacked him with my sword”

You guys hear footsteps thundering down the hallway, and frantic knocking at Bakugo’s door

Bakugo opens it and is so annoyed 

Kirishima: “Dude! You finally killed me! How manly is that? It took you long enough, that was like an hour and a half!”

You burst out into laughter and fall out of the chair and onto the floor.

Kirishima: “(Y/n), are you okay?” 

Once you stop laughing and get off the floor, you tell Kirishima you’re the one who knocked him off the cliff

Kirishima LOSES IT

Now you’re both laughing on the floor with a fuming Bakugo in the background yelling “IT DOESN’T COUNT IF YOU DIED OF FALL DAMAGE”

Midoriya Izuku

Midoriya is on the more peaceful side of Minecraft, and it SHOWS

“(Y/n), do you want to help me with my farm.”

“Of course Izuku!”

You and Izuku plant melons and carrots in his farm (it has an irrigation system)

It’s all fun and games until Kacchan decides to join and completely slaughters Izuku’s animal farm

“HA DEKU! HOW DOES IT FEEL?”

Izuku’s eyes are brimming with tears

(Y/n): “No! Don’t cry! We’ll just get more animals!”

Kacchan: “I’LL KILL THEM ALL”

Izuku starts sobbing and you don’t know what to do

Izuku: “I never wanted to kill anything!” *cue more violent sobbing*

Kacchan: “DEKU STOP BEING WEAK”

Izuku: *still crying*

(Y/n): “Why don’t we make a deal Bakugo?”

Kacchan: “YEAH?”

(Y/n): “We’ll PvP in an arena and whoever loses has to respawn all of Izuku’s animals”

Kacchan: “Easy enough”

(Y/n): “And build a barn for them”

Kacchan: “OH HELL NO YOU’RE GOING DOWN”

Izuku is still crying in the background over his dead Minecraft pets, so you and Bakugo engage in an intense PvP battle

Eventually, you kill Bakugo

“WHAT THE HELL?”

“Have fun”

Izuku: “Thank you (y/n), you’re the best, I love you”

(y/n): “I love you too Izuku”

Bakugo: “I don’t love any of you”

[mariaiscrafting]

part 2:

- Quackity trying to get niki to go against dream, rather than in favor of tommy. This was not the kind of angst I expected today, but I'm LIVING for it- Fundy joins and literally just zooms in on the Withers and starts laughing maniacally, *we love to see it*- Splashing the Withers with invis is so cruel... I love it- "TUBBO IS WRONG CRABRAVE"- Are they in the prison?? Are they in the PRISON?!??!?!- Techno and Tommy angst!! I fucking needed this so bad, yeessss, this is so delicious- "You've used me as a weapon! You only ever saw me as 'The Blade'!"- had to leave for 20 minutes, PAIN. Come back, Ghostbur's here, Friend's dead, Dream exchanged words with Tommy...- Phil and Techno, despite anything, trying to protect Ghostbur, not wanting him to die, despite their indifference towards everyone else's deaths- Ranboo just pausing on "the festival is going to go great!!"..... my heart- TUBBO AND QUACKITY AND GHOSTBUR PLAYING AND SINGING THE ANTHEM REPRISE AHHH- There's no way Techno's getting to 5 million today, right? That would be INSANE- Bad logs in literally after everything has already happened, he really pulling a GeorgeNotFound, huh?- Ghostbur and Phil angstttttt I'm not readyyyyyyy D:- Ranboo's sign... "i'm sorry" :crying:- Wilbur is about to make me cry, jfc- "I sowed the seeds of piece, and yet, I'm the one who has to pay for war." (GHOSTBUR AHHH)- WILBUR RESURRECTION POG???? BRUH- Tommy getting struck by lightning in the middle of this HECKING EMOTION AHHH- Ranboo is just filled with all the silent angst today, huh? He's really going to make me rewatch this entire stream just so I can catch more moments like him silently letting down his pets and leaving them alone, on the shore, huh?- Wilbur starts talking, and it starts thundering. He says Dream is the one who can bring him back to life, and lightning strikes. DRAMATIC WEATHER POG- "I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER" jfc, ranboo- Okay, but covering the whole thing in one layer of dirt and having the next battle be a game of spleef is actually a really good idea, why is everyone brushing off Sapnap's idea?- Feminism is the Pokimane statue being the only thing surviving, besides the hot air balloon- Everyone was tweeting about how, if Sam dies, we riot, but Sam isn't even here, so where are my Callahan simps at? JUSTICE FOR CALLAHAN- "Sapnap strikes me as the kind of guy to kill Santa Claus"- No matter how much people push Tubbo around and demean him, he just keeps laughing and smiling through it all, huh?- Ranboo's ENTIRE CHAT is telling him to push them off the ledge, I fucking love that he's just made all of us so wanting for blood- Ranboo saying nothing, all he does is stare at the L'Manberg cabinet and open his book to the page that simply says, "Coward."- aight, I'm just going to watch the rest of Ranboo's stream for now, then go back and rewatch Techno's entire stream & parts of Tubbo's & Wilbur's