#he kept asking about Minecraft stuff that i didnt even know abt

[conanssummerchild]

the other day i was wondering about how it would go if rick sanchez and abed nadir interacted bcs theyre my fav guys ever but i couldnt actually imagine them ever interacting and then i accidentally came up with a whole fuck ton of headcanons about what would happen if rick started visiting the study group regularly (also featuring morty :3) so i figured i might as well post them idk

(rickortys dni)

idk what rick is doing in the commumity dimension and why btw, he's just there

the hc abt rick and abed having a conversation was just like rick going on and on about some insane adventure he went on and just overall saying wild stuff and abed listening, genuinely interested, but thinking "this guy makes jeff seem well-adjusted"

at first rick always goes alone but he talks about morty all the time and the adventures they go on but he never elaborates about who morty is so everyone just assumes he's a friend of ricks and one day rick finally introduces them to him and its literally a teenage boy and his grandson lol. everyone is confused

shirley probably hates rick sm at first

morty and britta talking abt politics or ethics or smth like that :3

i imagine rick saying the f slur or smth and the family friendly sitcom study group is flabbergasted while morty is sweating bullets apologising for him lol

rick almost immediately asks if troy and abed are fucking

one time chang tried to hug rick (even though they barely knew each other, i just feel like thats something he'd do) and rick's first instinct was to pull a gun out on him and after that chang kept begging him to make him one of those guns too (he didn't)

britta tries to therapise him but eventually rick scares her off by saying something insane or "way out of her league diagnostically" as she said once and she never tries again

rick and jeff having a drink-off (rick wins)

troy alternates between thinking rick is cool and funny and being a little afraid of him

morty and troy get along and morty thinks abed is cool

morty's favourite is anne because he thinks shes so cool and smart and pretty (think like the person you looked up to as a kid, thats how morty thinks of annie) and she lets him act like a kid and doesnt put any unfair insane expectations on him (*cough* rick) because she knows what that feels like

annie dislikes rick but she keeps slipping fliers for AA into his pockets and rick is confused and incredibly annoyed whenever he finds them

rick thinks chang is weird af but finds it funny, especially bcs hes like the main antagonist of the study group and hes just some guy

rick is probably kinda mean to the dean :(

rick saying something in spanish and no one in the ex spanish study group has any idea what hes saying (they did not learn a thing)

rick thinks its kinda cool that jeff faked his degree, but he wont admit it ofc

morty loves apartment 303

annie eventually warms up to rick because he's less grumpy and rude once you get to know him and they become kiiiinda friends (but shes still a little wary of him)

rick, morty, troy, abed and annie playing minecraft together :3

shirley also eventually warms up to rick and acts like a stern parent (even though rick is almost double her age 💀) and rick pretends to hate it but he doesnt (he didnt get loved enough by his parents as a kid)

rick calls pierce the jerry of the group

abed always listens to rick infodump

abed and rick talking about alternate timelines/dimensions together

one time he fell asleep on the sofa at apartment 303 and while he was asleep annie washed his labcoat bcs its probably grimy af and rick freaked out on her and didn't visit their dimension again for a month

morty loves shirley because shes is always so nice to him and gives him baked goods bcs she thinks hes the sweetest kid ever (he is). he always defends her when rick calls her lame

ok thats it, i usually lowkey hate crossovers but here i am. doing a crossover

also ive always been scared of posting headcannons in case someone is like "FUCK YOU these headcannons are the WORST you have no understanding of these characters you dumb faggot" so erm im scared :3 bye

[cybernet1c]

Watched house of wax with my stepfather last night but I'll have to rewatching it again when he's out bc jfc shut THE FUCK UP geezus but uhm. Lester and I are now happily married my favourite part is either the scene where fucking uhm. Wade (idr how his last name is spelled sorry but Sam Winchester for u girlies) was still alive under the wax but Nolan or whatever his name was was tryna get him out but was just pulling his skin off. Or the infamous super glue scene, but the whole scene not just the.. scene. Also when Bo snipped the tip of her finger off 💕💞💖💗💓💝💘 so who wants to kidnap Lester and Vincent to give them better lives and kick bos ass (even if I still love him </3) I love that the whole town is wax but it's simply unrealistic. They're in fucking Louisiana. It's hot as fuck there. That shits MELTED. my favorite death was probably Paris Hiltons character, Paige, who was also the smartest in the movie. MC whatever the fuck her name was been walking up the stairs whenever she CANNN like BRO THE HOUSE IS MELTING GET OUT DON'T GET HIGHER. Her brother threw the bottle at Bos truck who could've killed them if he had a gun and wanted to. Nolan's whole personality was dumbass with a camera (still love him tho) Wade decided to get into Lester's car, y know, the guy who has a big ass pile of roadkill- But Paris and her bf were pretty smart, horny, but smart. Her bf went to turn the music back on and was ambushed, she was asleep yet STILL had that scene with Vincent, and just because Vincent caught her doesn't mean she wasn't smart. Esp when she hid in the car