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marlinspirkhall · 6 months ago

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Your neighbor is trying to SET FIRE to your house??? That's crazy.

Sorta, he keeps setting fire to his own house and we have to decide if it's worth calling the fire brigade or not. Two months ago when I called them, the operator sighed and went 'Oh it's [this house], I assume?'

#We live on a terrace so every time he leaves his fireplace unattended our house fills with smoke/petrol fumes #he keeps leaving firewood out in the rain and then uses petrol to start a fire because it won't light #admittedly that last part isn't entirely he fault because the roof of his shed blew away in 2022 #but last year he left his fireplace open with a large piece of wood trailing onto the floor and it set his floorboards on fire #and he wasn't even at home at the time #I have been keeping the discord updated about this on and off #it does feel like living in a monty python sketch #asks #anonymous #personal logs

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