#he keeps giving me the escaped criminal job and im lik. alright man . guess im going cuz i dont wanna be haunted | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

stonerzelda · 2 years

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did u guys know u can get kicked out of the dark brotherhood. litchrally like 13 yrs later i only just learned bc i was being polite and listening to veezara monologue abt what a good friend he is to me while the guests at the wedding of the dead bride i killed in front of him attacked us. He was so mad they were hurting him he just stopped fighting and blamed me and now i owe the assassin company $500

#uhmmm also. skjors alive again #saw his corpse running in the ground at dark water crossing #then i went 2 jorvaaskar 2 finish aelas job and fuckin skjor is eating bread at the table #hey man. i did miss u but youre scaring the shit out of me for real in real life #he keeps giving me the escaped criminal job and im lik. alright man . guess im going cuz i dont wanna be haunted #also hadvar never showed up to the battle of whiterun and i never saw him again #until tn when i travelled post war to whiterun and he runs up to me in soldier cosplay going omg haha this is so much fun :)#the war ended a year and a half ago hadvar #sorry its just rky funny to me that the murderer club thinks im too bad of a person 2 be a murderer. fuck me

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