#he just wants to see tobirama tummy n ass. and truly who can blame him

[doveywovy]

modern tobiizu au where izuna was raised in the proud uchiha family tradition of archery and ends up competing in the summer olympics (and winning, of course!)

and he gets into some shit because during his interview he makes a passing reference to beach volleyball not being worth watching, it's just some eye candy nonsense before you get back to seeing the stuff with TRADITION and HISTORY and MEANING. like archery, obviously, or wrestling which his older brother is competing in-

tobirama, star player of japans beach volleyball team, is of course interviewed to give his response: he gives two middle fingers and leaves it at that.

Izuna sees his response, and tobirama for the first time, and immediately starts a petition for mens volleyball to have to wear the same uniforms as the girls do