#he just got a penguin that has been named danny detweeto because danny devito was the penguin
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My superpower is coming up with the best stuffed animal names.
#the valley is posting#my dad loves stuffed animals and he's in hospital right now so he's getting a lot of stuffed animals as get well gifts#i am the delegated namer of stuffed animals in this house because my dad's idea of naming is 'animal name + ie'#he got a blue snoopy that is now named peter b. barker#punning off of beagle -> bagel -> new yorkers love bagels -> who's a new yorker? good ol' spidey -> change 'parker' to 'barker' for the pun#the 'b' stands for 'bagel'#he just got a penguin that has been named danny detweeto because danny devito was the penguin#if he gets any more stuffed animals; you can bet i'm gonna pun the hell out of their names
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