#he is sosososo pathetic and its extremely funny
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marxism-leninism-utenaism ยท 2 years ago
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im kinda surprised cao cao doesnt get more play on this website hes like the guy from the 2nd century warlord post but real
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sexysilverstrider ยท 4 months ago
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I FINISHED CUPID PARASITE: SWEET AND SPICY DARLING!!!!
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honestly, i enjoyed it. it gave a nice satisfying closure from the 1st game. there were some routes where it was a bit slow and made me sleepy but most of the time i enjoyed it A Lot. now for my personal fav routes
gill - he was my favourite LI from the 1st game and he still remains as my fav in the 2nd game. funny and cute and sexy plot. i love my happy pathetic extremely sexy megane
jupiter > allan > raul > shelby > merenice > ryuki
honestly the startling difference between peter and allans routes. allans route made me very sad tbh like. it left an empty feeling as i played. very satisfying ending tho!! i pity allan more tbh and i feel like my friend would love him more jeje im looking at you
peters was a riot lmaooooo mans stupid funny from start to finish. lack of sexy compared to allans rauls n gills but it leaves a nice satisfying ending for all ๐Ÿ’—
now the sweet n spicy ends lmaooo. granted sweet end is of course sweet but leaves some unfinished business.
fav sweet ends - gill (SO CUUUTE) > allan (I AM A WHORE FOR MORTAL/IMMORTAL) > jupiter > raul > owen (albeit short) > ryuki = merenice = shelby
spicy tho ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘ - jupiter (BARK BARK) > gill (kinda wished the cg would be darker) > shelby > raul = allan > ryuki
merenice technically has no sweet n spicy so ill put his normal end in sweet
also kinda wished for eli omars route. i love powerful break who breaks
all in all? 10/10 its truly a romcom at its core and if u wish for some stupid sexy moments n you enjoyed the 1st game i highly recommend! now here are my fav cgs ๐Ÿ’—
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this sweet end was sosososo sweet indeed! gill got assurance from his family n friends tht lynette will be safe and lynette being a tease makes me go ee
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ok listen I AM A SUCKER FOR GAP MOE AND THIS HOT PIECE OF DEITY IS THE GAP MOE OF THE GAME BARK BARK AWOO
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ryuki while sadly the slowest pace of the route for me this cg was worth it ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
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and this???? thiiiisss??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ this broke my heart but i love it so much!!! the very idea that human allan grows up and loves demon lynette no matter what. like the idea tht he grows old n dies n lynette waits for him again and allan reincarnates and falls for lynette all over again AAAAAAA also age gap oneeshota thank you game how did u know i love good food
gonna play the 1st game again to feel happy. gonna play the next otome game but this time has nothing but pain. idk
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