#he is so goooooooooood

[cryptidmagician]

johnny DESTROYS you at UNO

this says a lot (this is unironically my computer bg)

[usertoxicyaoi]

"It was all your fault!"

THE ON1Y ONE (2024). EPISODE EIGHT.

[fon-master-ion]

Hello Zero Escape fan. In front of you is a pencil and paper. You must draw Seven from the game 9 hours 9 persons 9 doors for the Nintendo DS without making him skinny or chiseled. Every second you are not drawing him fat a chainsaw lowers from the ceiling. Good luck

[expired-monster-craft-smp]

The things I would let this man do to me,,,No, I shan’t say it,,,,

[rockgodklav]

I knooow Apollo literally only did his job but I can't even begin to image what it must feel like to face him after he put both your brother and best friend into jail and YET you STILL smile at him like nothing happened and you never once held that against him. are you aware how fucking kind that is? HOW KIND YOU ARE!! bless you, we love you Klavier. (but also !!! how do you deal with all that?! I'm so confused, I'm so!!!)

“. . .”

“..Ach, maybe, but isn’t the courtroom as much of a stage as any Gavinners concert?”

“And besides, Herr Forehead was only doing his job—what he had been taught. I… cannot fault him for that.”

“I’d want forgiveness—or just plain kindness—after everything too, ja. I can’t imagine he’s not feeling some kind of hurt too.”

[tfshouldidohere]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

OMYGAWDOMYGAWDOMYGAWDOMYGAWDOMYGAWDOMYGAWD

[immamapletreekid]

ok movie thoughts time

[skeletap]

[nekrosmos]

Valarian Lavellan, elven rogue

[imwritesometimes]

absolutely wild that I have had my entire brain re-wired and been made to cry like a hysterical bitch over a hand brush first by Pride & Prejudice (2005) and now by Shogun (2024)

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

[doctorwormcore]

I have fucking "where ya going? Barcelona. Oh" stuck in my head non-stop while battling my fucking kidney of appendix or sOMETHING ATTACKING me. Life is hell.

[skyandpeople]

JIMINNNNNNN oh man HE KILLED IT!!!!! EVERYTHING IS SO FUXKNG GREAT!!! HIS VOICE, HIS DANCE MOVES 😍😍

[eddiesxangel]

hi im back :p (i sent the muncher eddie anon pls ignore this if u dont wanna do this<3)

muncher munson eating it from the back and like having a tight fucking grip on her thighs omg?? 😵‍💫

WHO SAID THAT WHAT

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD YES OK OK OK

Your head is pressed so far into the matress your cringing your neck and it hurts but you pay no mind because Eddie has you propped up on your knees, all spread out and he is DEVOURING you. His nose pressed into your ass as he tongue fucks you.

Your moans are muffled by the plush pillows your face is stuffed into. A wet patch is forming on it from your drool. Your eyes a rolled back and your in absolute heaven.

Eddie’s hot wet tongue runs up your soaked slit. You feel him main into you also blissed out by your taste and the vibrations send you into a tail spin. He breaths you on as his face is drawn to your pussy like a magnet.

“Mmmmm that’s my good girl. Give it all to me baby” he encourages as your mains rip from your throat.

Nothing pleases him more than to hear you blissed out because of him.

You’re so close, you feel it building up more and more until you break. Eddie feels you quivering beneath him. Your legs almost give out as your body shakes with ecstasy.

You feel a slap on your ass

“Such a good job for me”

[fatuismooches]

Sometimes i forgot how tall Capitano is compared to the other playable characters like 😭 i think i'll have a neck problem everytime i have to look at him face to face 💀 (below 5 feet gang where u at ✊😔)

Just imagine Capitano having to crane his neck down whenever he is talking to his s/o who's really short is just so funny to me. To the point that he also have a neck problem too 🙃 so now he just pick up his s/o whenever they are talking or maybe his s/o uses something to elevate themself so that they are eye to eye level.

Also the thought of him getting scolded by his s/o and he is just 🧍‍♂️ while looking down at them 😂 and then there are his subordinates just watching their lord got an earful in the distance 🗿

-🥝

Side note: I really need to contain myself bcs ueueueueueue Capitano the man u really are 😩😭💞🛐🛐🛐 i love u so much why are u so PERFECTAKSBAOSBAKDBWUDB- if i keep typing more, there will be no end of it 😭

(Hello smooches, i hope that u are doing well! I honestly can't wait for ur new Dottore fic omg 😩 just the thought of how Omega trying to become Prime Dottore for reader is just so goooooooooood bcs sure, he can make his facial feature look exactly like real Zandik. But, can he even replicate Zandik's complex feelings towards reader? AKSJAIWKQOAJQSJSBH- I LOVE IT SO MUCH-)

Firstly, i've been 4"9 for YEARS so i understand you 💔. Capitano would need to BEND down for me 😭😭 I've been seeing a bunch of pics of playable characters next to him and they're tiny!! I'm honestly happy with his model! 😭😭 Also, even if you're pretty tall, I think you'd still have to lift your neck a bit for Capitano...

I know Capitano would feel so bad about putting your neck in pain and apologize (even though it's not anyone's fault), however, he can't help but think you look really cute from this view! Especially if you're scolding him about being safe and whatnot, it's hard to take you seriously, but of course he still takes your words to heart because you're his beloved and he cares you!!!! (Also, reader sitting on his shoulder too 🫶 so high up!!) Or reader makes him lay down, so they can be on top or the side of him so it's easier to speak 😅 (I WROTE THE SCOLDING PART BEFORE I READ THE REST OF YOUR ASK- okay great minds think alike 🥝 anon 😤) But yes, the soldiers standing there awkwardly trying to ignore the whole LECTURE you're giving their Harbinger 😣 Actually, i think some of them are happy you give him a peace of your mind because 1. it shows you love him 2. they actually care about him but they can't be direct like you... 3. they're probably part of your fan club

PLS FEEL FREE TO SEND MORE CAPITANO BRAIN ROT 🥝 ANON I ALWAYS LOVE IT <3 I hope you are doing well too! I am very happy you're excited for the new Dottore fic bc i also love the concept of it as well!! Just the idea of him being selfish enough to finally keep you to himself, while simultaneously doing what he thinks will make you happy, the "perfect" lover that Prime could never be.

These looks were different from the ones who gave him all those years ago. You weren’t falling in love with a mere segment of Zandik, you were falling in love with “Zandik” himself.