Tiger greed au stuff
Some tiger greed headcanons.
Greed bought the abandoned building next to the devil’s nest to give them more space.
He also had a greenhouse build on top of the devil’s nest where they could hang out.
All his cats were trained to use a gravel lot in the basement of the other building he owned as a bathroom.
He had to hire people to maintain this building. They were sworn to secrecy
Some of his notable big cats:
Dragon:
Big male white tiger
This was the first tiger greed acquired.
He had him before the devil’s nest was established
He found him at a traveling circus and decided he wanted him
Dragon is very chill
Listens to greed for the most part
Only lets greed pet him
But will sleep wherever he feels like, including someone else’s bed
Loves turkey, especially turkey legs
Especially loved playing with the bones
Had a terrible habit of sinking his claws into anything he liked, thus they needed regular trimmings
Poppy:
Female Siberian tiger
Had her for over twenty years
Most cuddly tiger
Trained to attack on command
Will play with victims like a ball of string
Very active but stays away from the bar area of the devil’s nest
Will climb on anything she can
Favorite foods are smoked ham and spicy sausages with eggs
Brave enough to sneak food from Greed’s plate
Allowed him to pick her up for five minutes before trying to bite him
Completely spoiled rotten
Azalea
Female Siberian/bengal mix
Another one he acquired from a circus
Very shy and never let him pick her up
Only let greed pet her anyone else was subject to face mauling
Enjoyed resting her head on his lap
Very quiet, almost never roared
Liked sleeping in greed’s treasure room on his piles of gold
Also enjoyed being adorned in pearl and diamond necklaces
As well as hanging out in the greenhouse
Favorite foods are spare ribs and pork chops
Bourbon
Male African lion
Originally owned by some rich guy trying to keep him as a trophy
Was completely declawed by this person as well as muzzled, half starved, and kept in a small cage most of the time that he couldn’t even stand up in
Greed defaced the man’s mansion upon stealing the lion from him
Became the laziest cat greed ever had, spending the rest of his days lying around on mountains of pillows and rolling around in catnip (catnip does infact work on lions)
Likes wide open spaces, gets nervous and starts biting his tail if in a room smaller than fourteen feet by fourteen feet
An immovable force. No one could wake him from his slumber or move him from the couch
Enjoyed chewing on greed’s ultimate shield
Will eat anything meat, but particularly loves to chew on pigs ears as treats and enjoys lamb chops on special occasions
Sheela and Sgt. Fireball
Female Malayan tiger and male sumatran tiger
Won from a circus owner in a poker game
Sheela
The mom tiger
Will groom greed’s hair and vest fur against his will
Would hunt him down and pounce on him to do so
This was a daily occurrence
Highly protective of greed
Had a specific couch that was hers and no one else’s
Anyone who touched it lost an arm
Greed was the only one who didn’t
She physically shoved him off of the couch and growled at him, keeping eye contact as she climbed on it
Would shove him in the direction of somewhere she wanted him to go or to get him to move out of her way
Would push many things off shelves
Also needed claws trimmed regularly as she liked to kneed the carpet with her claws
Her favorite foods were grilled carp and baby back ribs
Loved the spicy sauce even though it was bad for her
Sgt. Fireball
Would fight anyone
Was kept far away from any humans because of this
Still tried to sneak into the bar area
Wrestled greed often
Would use his ultimate shield as a chew toy
Didn’t like to be petted
Was a slut for hot dogs
Like, even the cheap nasty kinds
It did not matter, all hot dogs were good to him, even burnt ones
Bratwursts were evil, however, and were to be destroyed upon sight
Greed once had a few hot dog eating contests with him
The tiger won 4 out of 5 times
He also learned to beg for table scraps
Sadly he did not stay with greed long, as he got out and was immediately taken by animal control to the Central Zoo. No one was injured, but it still upset greed
Brom
Very big male bengal tiger
Bought off the black market
Wanted to be the boss
Wrestled with greed a lot
Enjoyed trying to bite his head off
Top guard cat, very good at his job
Slept most of the day and was up all night
Was grumpy around people and growls at anyone who passes within ten feet of him
Also not big on petting but a bit more ok with it
Has taken off greed’s arm before
Was very proud of this
Liked giving face licks
Favorite food was bacon and fried eggs
Had a cub with Peaches
Was only around the chimeras for a year before passing away from old age
Really liked martel during that time
Ferris
Male Jaguar
Also known as “captain asshole”
Was stolen from a circus with a monkey as well as peaches and maggie
The only cat greed really didn’t like
Greed had to put deadbolt locks on the bathroom because he figured out how to turn on the bath tub and took three hour baths with water running down the halls
Stole all the nicest sheets and pillows in the building
Got into many arguments with Brom
The two were kept away from each other after that
Steals and sleeps on all of greed’s favorite clothing
Also stole several bottles of greed’s favorite whiskey and refused to give them back because they were shiny
Greed still doesn’t know what happened to the cowhide rug
Would regularly sneak into the bar floor and purposely scare away patrons
Would only let Greed’s favorite female guests pet him and would totally hog their attention
Slept in greed’s bed by sprawling out over the whole thing and refused to move for him
Liked to climb on top of the canopy beds and surprise him from above
Was the pickiest eater of all the cats
Would only eat salmon, lobster, or really nice steak
One time someone joked that Ferris was the cat version of greed
This person was banned from the devil’s nest
Ferris “accidentally” escaped one day
Greed did not go looking for him
Peaches
Female Golden bengal tiger
Absolute sweetheart
Greed’s secret favorite
The chimeras have caught him baby talking to her
Follows greed wherever he goes
Is the most well behaved
Likes to hang out in the bar area but doesn’t bug anyone
Likes being petted a lot
Will lick your clothing if it is orange
Still will maul faces if ordered to
An expert at begging, she will sit her head on greed’s lap and make little noises until he gives her what she wants
Loves hot baths
Her favorite food is chicken but she also likes licking watermelon on hot days
Will eat out of the palm of greed’s hand
Good tiger mom to her cub and is very proud of him
Maggie
Indochinese tiger
Peaches’ shadow
But really doesn’t like people
Enjoys making Roa nervous by getting too close to him and just staring at him or sniffing him
Enjoys rolling all over the fresh laundry
They’ve invested in cloth laundry bags because of this instead of breakable plastic baskets
Has a habit of sticking her tongue out
Jumps at loud noises
Is a regular victim of laser pointer chasing
Loves sunbathing and jazz music
Is probably the pair of eyes following you from the darkness in the middle of the night
And by you, I mean dolcetto
Or Roa
Greed claims this can’t be because maggie sleeps in the greenhouse on the top of the building
Her favorite food is clam chowder
She does not care that it makes her sick, she will hunt down the pot and eat the whole thing
Bruce
Male bengal tiger cub
Peaches and Brom’s cub
Extremely cute
The only cub greed ever had
Yes he did the lion king thing
And yes, peaches attacked him twelve seconds later for stealing her baby
Bruce thinks he’s bigger than he really is
Steals greed’s boots regularly
Will get into everything
Bido once found him inside one of his pillows playing with the feathers
Inherited his love of chicken from his mom
Makes nomming noises as he eats
Skipper
Male cheetah
The last big cat greed got
Found him in a lab while helping other chimeras escape
Was probably going to be used to make a chimera
Is extremely jittery
Will not go near most of the chimeras
Except dolcetto
He loves dolcetto
He will follow him wherever he goes and rub up against him all the time
Dolcetto is terrified of him, even though he’s been told cheetahs don’t eat people
But the cheetah will not go away
He even crawls on top of dolcetto as he’s trying to sleep
Dolcetto doesn’t sleep well those nights
Greed once tried to take him out to get exercise by disguising him as a grey hound and taking him to a park
This plan did not end well
They still have to take him for walks regularily
Skipper’s favorite food is meatballs and canned tuna
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