#he is now filipino in my mind bc as i’ve said i like to headcanon most podcast characters as such

[colonelmajorkepler]

maybe it’s bc of some the fanart i saw before starting the podcast but i physically cannot imagine podcast!sherlock as anything but a poc

[crispin-kreme]

Hi! Can i have headcanon request of Malleus, Azul, Idia and Leona with a filipino s/o who says to em 'Mahal Kita' and the boys been like 'huh?' But s/o explain to them the meaning.

twst boys reaction to their filo! s/o saying mahal kita

pairings: malleus x filo! s/o, azul x filo! s/o, idia x filo! s/o, leona x filo! s/o

warnings: grammatical errors, cursing

notes: bites lip in filipino. labas mga pinoy KSJSJAJ. i’ve always wanted to do smth like this so i hope you enjoy this! i had fun writing this <3

*to make it clear: mahal kita means i love you.

MALLEUS DRACONIA

both of you were roaming around the campus grounds. your hands were in malleus and were intertwined with his. “hey, i have something to tell you.” you blurt out “what is it?” malleus asks in reply. you kissed the back of his hand and said “mahal kita.” malleus blushed by your actions but …he didn’t understood what you said.

“say that again.” malleus would say and you would still reply with “mahal kita.”

bro literally is like “😃 what”

so you explain to him that it meant i love you in tagalog

…he doesn’t know what the philippines is

your fckin walk turned into a AP (aralin panlipunan) / sibika class (history class basically)

once he gets it, he would like to learn the word

AZUL ASHENGROTTO

it was unlikely for azul to walk you to your classroom but you didn’t mind it. “i’ll see you after class then.” azul says. you give him a kiss on the cheek “okay then. mahal kita!” you said as you got in the classroom. azul looked confused as you left. “huh? what did they say?” he questioned.

kept thinking abt what you were saying until the end of the day

pls he was so confused 😭

you guys hang out in the vip lounge for a bit so he found the opportunity to ask what you said earlier

you then explained it meant i love you

philippine history session no. 2

asks you to teach him more of filipino!

IDIA SHROUD

“IDIA WHAT THE FUCK-“ you screamed as you see multiple enemies on the game. “wait don’t die on me yet!” you tell idia as you rapidly press the keys of your laptop. “Y/N YOU’RE GONNA DIE TOO” idia screams as well as he tries to fight in the game “TANGINA MO IDIA MAHAL KITA WAG KA MUNA MAMAMATAY” (trans: fuck you, idia. i love you, don’t die on me yet.) idia noticed the change of language you had so he immediately pasued the game and took off his headphones “wait- what did you say?” he asks in confusion

you explained to him that you said i love you in tagalog (plus you cussed too so-)

pls he was so confused. LIKE VERY

had a whole tedtalk abt the history of the philippines bcs that shit down exist in twst-

he was quite intrigued with tagalog so he might shyly ask you to teach him

bonus! you probably taught your bf how to curse-

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

leona was already getting induced into sleep so you decided to exit his dorm but you first had to say good night. “hey- i have to go back to my dorm.” you tell to leona. he groaned “you’re not staying here for the night?” he asks sleepily “unfortunately, no.” you frowned then you gave a peck on his lips. “okay, good night. mahal kita.” you tell him. leona’s ears perked up with confusion “wait what the hell did you just say-“ leona asks in literal confusion

lrly leona is now fully awake (goddamnit you have to put him to sleep again-)

“😑😐😐🤨” literally he’s that. so he goes like “huh? wtf did you say to me”

you explain to him that you said i love you in filipino

ALSO DOESNT KNOW WTF THE PHILIPPINES IS

so you use the history of the philippines as his bedtime story (i mean desperate times call for desperate measures)

falls asleep throughout you teaching the language 😐😐 (this lil shit-)