#he is just like kurt cobain except hes a fucking idiot<3< /div>
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Dick always says that the reason he started smoking was bc he heard it helped w pain and hes had weird stomach issues his entire life, but in reality he just thought it would look cool. Also his dad was dying.
#he is just like kurt cobain except hes a fucking idiot<3#the line “love you so much it makes me sick” IS LITERALLY dick. ok.#songs w weird stomach/vomit metaphors are dick coded forever now!!#the weed does actually help w his gi issues btw but that is absolutely not the main reason he started smoking it#anyway sorry. if i dont talk abt dick at least once a day i go insane</3#Homestuck#Homestuck fankid#oc#Dick tag#tw drugs#tw vomit
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i know literally nobody follows me but i love talking abt myself bc im a narcissist so heres a ton of random facts about me:
-my name is tori but call me whatever u feel like ig idfc
-im 15 my bday is november 16
-im wearing an mcr sweatshirt rn
-sweatpants ARE a look and nobody can tell me otherwise
-i lowkey don't like any of my friends except for like 2 i really only talk to my minecraft friends lmao
-i promise i'm usually not this rude i'm on my period rn so i'm hella moody
-uh i have plenty of obsessions just school through my blog and you'll probably pick up on my interests
-i'm currently crushing on like 4 ppl and one of them is much older than me which is kinda awkward but i have 0 chance with him so its ok
-my favorite band is 5 seconds of summer
-one time i bought a nirvana beanie at hot topic & i decided to wear it. afterwards i went to get a pretzel and the cashier dude started talking abt a kurt cobain documentary and i was so lost but pretended i was listening like boi i just wanted my mf pretzel
-danganronpa, undertale, and minecraft r my top 3 fav video games
-my top songs areeee:
pictures of girls by wallows
ophelia by the lumineers
hypnotic by zella day
fuck up by gabriel black
i literally have a spotify playlist with just those songs so i can listen to them on repeat
-when i transfer schools i'm gonna take german bc i'm very intrigued with german culture and i'd love to visit and possibly move to germany one day
-i'd also like to learn spanish, french, german (duh), and dutch idk rly abt spanish and french, those r at the bottom of my list tbh i like french bc its a beautiful language, my favorite word is in french and Spanish is a pretty easy language to learn for English speakers so maybe i guess
-i just added unpredictable by 5sos to that spotify playlist bc I just realized i dont have any 5sos songs on it and that's Not Okay
-i'm bi but more attracted towards guys/nonbinary people/masculinity in general tbh
-oh hypnotic is playing rn
-i'm a cat person dogs are ok but like i dont like them esp small dogs
-my favorite book series is percy jackson
-my phone is breaking rn
-also iphones are better than samsungs not sorry
-my phone's at 4%
-my username is cringey but guess what i dont cAre
-i made a huge mistake and that was getting a pixie cut. im currently growing it out and its taught me a valuable lesson. im not patient nor will i ever be (and to never cut my hair again)
-i lost my airpod case and my airpods are dying
-nvm i found it
-it was under my blanket
-i'm a small brained idiot
-i think my dnd alignment thing was chaotic neutral but i forgot so that's fun
-im a whole ass 🤡
-i made a video of myself and one of my friends and posted it on my ig which is toriiiii.42069 i think something like that
-i plan on running away to florida when i get a car and moving in w my bsf/sister which is definitely a bad idea bc i have to drive ACROSS the country and I'm not good at preparing for things so we can only imagine how that'll turn out but it's ok bc i need to gtfo of my town and away from my parents
-my brother flipped his car over twice in the same month
-i own a hydroflask but not i'm not a vsco girl i could give less of a fuck abt plastic straws killing turtles it's bc its a thermos and easy to carry ty and good day
-i have fairylights all over my room so thats fun
-i want to go to victoria canada again bc its so nice there I would highkey move there its wonderful
-uuuhh i love danny devito hes a blessing
-speaking of him my favorite movie is the lorax
-i think i have a cut in my tongue so thats cool
-i can't ride a bike but my friend is teaching me this weekend so thats cool too
-i like art but i cant do it well
-speaking of art i really want to go to an art school when i graduate
-i'm addicted to tiktok its a problem
-i'm gonna end this here it's too long already
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