#he is an olaplex girly

[lightningandfireinmybones]

God the macro counting thing is so true for him.. I once briefly dated a guy who did not "like" sugar and when I asked about it he responded with AND I QUOTE "what use do I have for it" like ???? PLEASE meanwhile I turn into a demon if I don't eat sugar every 5 hours. we did not work out but bless his self-punishing ass and 8 pack! Also once read someone saying modern aemond is patrick bateman coded which unfortunately is very true. Like you know that man has a 20 step skincare and haircare routine with the bougiest well-researched products (this is also true of westeros aemond like have you seen that silky mane that man had the westerosi version of a hair straightener invented to wake up 3 hours early brush his hair 500 times, straighten it with an iron, and put 10 different oils and creams into it before he is ready to go out). modern aemond is the same. wakes up at 4 am for his insane wellness and beauty morning routine he has to get through before it's scheduled time to wake up his wife by eating her out

BESTIE same i dated a guy who didn’t even like fruit bc he said it was just too much,,, and while it ended as poorly as his attitude the self punishment had indeed paid off, why are men like this!!!!

AND I’M HOLLERING bc he is so patrick bateman,,, this man’s apartment is immaculate, his hair is pristine, his skincare is meticulously thought out for all million steps, his nails are perfection (which all the better bc when he goes and acts as his wife’s alarm clock, they better be both clean and smooth bc they’re going inside of her almost immediately)

i think this man is just someone who doesn’t need as much sleep as regular people, bc he’s up at 4, going to the gym, doing his routine, making valaena breakfast, and waking her up on time to drive her to get her little sugary coffee before work

every part of his life is ordered, controlled, especially his routine 

[the1975attheirverybest]

“has Gabbriette taught him to moisturize?” she’s an (expensive) skincare girlie, he’s probably moisturized to the gods rn.

no joke i wonder if he’s the kind of guy to steal his girlfriends products. my ex would use my olaplex and loccitane products in the shower and then be horrified when i told him the price.

matty wears expensive cologne and has used drunk elephant in the past, though, so i’d like to think he can appreciate the beauty of luxury products.

Oh he’s definitely learned a thing or two from the women in his life. He also gets facials sometimes (he used to post a selfie on insta stories after getting one it’s kind of adorable that he’d be feeling himself haha) so yeah for sure. But I’m sure that being with Gabbriette now has made him take better care of himself. Which is lovely I’m so glad 🥹 he’s looking good.

[hellomasee]

mason is an Olaplex girlie u heard it here first

hahaha i also think he uses what his barber recommends