#he is also a horrible awful stinky man and i adore him

[ninemelodies]

he’s so baby girl

[sushigal007]

Cyd Roseland - Round Two! His last round was back in June 2012, but if you don’t feel like reading it, the highlights were: Cyd wanting to skill, and the matchmaker going peak troll by setting him up with Gavin Newson.

Rest assured, Cyd’s desire to skill has not weakened in the last eight years. Gilbert: My desire to not hear his awful piano playing though...

Porthos was also invited Downtown, because he is a valuable and important member of the household too.

Cyd: Hey. Gilbert: You’ve got an admirer, Mrs C. Mrs Crumplebottom: He can take a number and join the back of the line.

Marcel: Is that horrible noise you or the piano? Gilbert: First of all, this is a no shoes, no service club, so fuck off.

Cyd’s OTH is Art, so I treated him to an easel. It will be some time before I notice it doesn’t build Art enthusiasm.

Cyd: SNARF SNARF SNARF.

Cyd: Somehow this does not feel as fulfilling as I thought it would. Shh, I’ll look up a tutorial.

In the meantime, Cyd needs a love interest who’s not a tattooed townie or a teenager. Cyd: Hi, handsome. John: I’m married. Cyd: Dammit.

Cyd: What an absolute waste. John: Sorry, I’m just really hungry. Cyd: Yeah, me too.

I downloaded this power outage mod and I already love it.

John: Birds? Cyd: Not in this book.

The storm is also swamping Porthos in snow.

This is still funny enough for me to leave it as it is.

Community lot skilling because it’s way more interesting than skilling at home.

I mean, where else am I gonna see TV star Cynthia Kim swimming with the fishes?

Komei: Bondage? Cyd: Not here, it’s too cold.

Appropriate snokelwear!

Cyd: Make sure you get a good shot ‘cause it’s not gonna happen again.

You gonna do that all day? Cyd: Yup. Cyd: Unless you have a better idea. Ooh, I know! Let’s find you a man.

After dinner.

Cyd: Hello handsome. Porthos: Which way to the Ren Faire?

Townie: Get a room. Cyd: I live here.

Cyd: My body is ready.

Kent: OH MY GOD IS THIS A KINK THING!? Cyd: What? No, it’s just a weird coding thing.

Cyd: What? What’s the problem? Congrats, you broke him so hard he changed into his outerwear. Give him a minute and he’ll get over it.

Arrow go up lol.

Kent: Be gentle with me, sempai.

Kent: Lol just kidding, let’s do this.

Kent: He’s really gonna sleep like that, huh. Yep, for as long as it remains hilarious.

Meanwhile, Porthos. Porthos: I need my other Musketeers.

Cyd: Mmm, Kent.

I have no idea why I thought this would be interesting to screencap.

Boo, hiss.

Cyd: Time to get that promotion back.

Meanwhile, more Porthos.

Porthos: That’s right, keep walking, jailbait.

Pfffft hahaha.

Cyd has decided to replace sleep with coffee.

Cyd: I got this.

Cyd: I don’t got this.

He brought Jessica Peterson home from work for some socialising.

But first, belly rubs!

Cyd: So why’d you decide to become a supervillain? Superhero kill your parents? Went down a dark path with good intentions? Fell into a vat of toxic chemicals? Jessica: Money, mostly.

Jessica: Your TVs broken, by the way. Cyd: I’m aware.

He doesn’t have work for a few days, so I let him take Kent out on a date. Cyd: Look what I can do with my neck! Kent: Horrifying. Do it again.

Museum gift shop!

Phoebe:

And then I sent them to Bernards Botanical Dining for fancy lunch.

Ugh, you two are too cute.

Cyd: Stealing a bite! Kent: You can tell it’s true love because I didn’t stab you in the hand.

Kent: What the hell is that? A dog. Kent: It’s adorable.

Also stinky.

The electricity’s working again, so Cyd does some gaming.

Which is boring, so I sent him and Porthos to the Bark Park. Cyd: And this is how a see-saw works. Porthos: I know how it works, I’m just not gonna do it.

Sophia: Recycling.

Oh look, it’s an asshole convention.

And the week ends with Cyd dicking around on his computer. Cyd: I’m updating my blog. Snap!

UBERHOOD INDEX

[usamey]

1 and 3!!

AWWWWW YISSSSSS!! (thank you so much jenna!!!!)

1) Your FO is watching you, love in their eyes and filled with adoration. What does that look like, and how does it feel?

AAAAAA *hyperventilates* OKAY SO IT LOOKS LIKE THIS

AND IT FEELS LIKE THIS

3) None of us are perfect, what are your favourite imperfections your F/O has, and what would they say yours are? Do they compliment one another, or work against one another? Do you ever discuss this between you?

OKEY THIS BE LONG AS ALL F U C K (like damn, this is too in depth)

(TLDR: I love literally (not figuratively) everything about Scout. We should not be put in the same room together.)

My favourite imperfections on him are ALL OF THEM.

I have tried and tried but I simply cannot find a notable flaw on this man.

A flaw is defined as something that tarnishes the quality of something. The thing is, all Scout’s “flaws” make him BETTER, so he really doesn't have flaws.

His buck teeth? Gorgeous. Adorable. Perfect. They’re cute in a quirky kind of way. And they make some of the words he says sound so FLIPPIN CUTE i cannot STAND IT

His lanky / scrawny stature? There is nothing wrong with it!! Yes, boy needs to eat, but his metaspbolism simply cannot keep up with him! That’s just his body! Body positivity, people! If Heavy is beautiful, then so is my boy!! (I HATE when people gas up heavy- all “my big teddy bear uwu” AND THEN POO POO SCOUT!! GRRR THIS IS STICKPHOBIA!!!!)

His personality? Magnifcent. Amazing. Spectacular. I love everything (and i mean EVERYTHING) about it.

He’s a lil loud, but that just means he’s excitable! He talks a lot, but there’s nun wrong with that! It’s his love language! I could listen to him speak forever and not get the teensiest bit irritable! He’s cocky, but that makes him fun! We’re so used to self deprecation, I think he’s quite refreshing! Like- yeah! You do look incredibly handsome in that! You are the best member on the team! You did great out there! He tries too hard sometimes, but at least he tries! He’s passionate! And determined! He may not be book smart, but that’s not the only kind of intelligence! (plus, idiocy is cute, ok?😤)

I challenge you to find a flaw of Scout’s, You can’t.

(ok but seriously my favourite ‘imperfection’ of his is his cheesiness. like his flirty-sleazy-stinky-dirty-fuckboy personality? cannot get ENOUGH of that shit. its like being hooked on mcdonalds- it sucks and its garbage but godDAMN it is GOOD)

Scout’s favourite imperfections of mine? Uhhhh good question. Moving on- (lmao jk. I like to think it’s a mutual thing. He likes all my nonsense too!  AH! I GOT IT!! HE ADORES MY LOUDNESS!!! I am a loudass irl who cannot shut up and always speaks in an ‘outdoor voice’. I also dress, act, and think really loudly and he thinks its Very Endearing.)

Our flaws would work GREAT together- in the worst possible way. 

What I mean by that is I am incredibly similar to Scout (like I am literally just Scout but less funny and good looking). So it’s pretty much just putting two Scouts together, which is what most call “a headache.”

We both have ADHD: I have inattentive and he has hyperactive. We bounce off of each other (both literally and figuratively). For example, I have horrible memory and Scout loves to talk, so he could talk on and on about the same damn thing and I’ll sit there in awe like it’s the first time I’ve heard it. OOOH OR!!! I verbally stim a LOT and it’s often rhythmic and I hc that Scout stims by drumming his hands on things so I’ll be makin noises tryna focus and he’ll make a beat out of it and its GREAT :DDDDDDD

We don’t discuss it directly, per se, but it’s more of:

“DUDE YOU READ MY MIND AGAIN!!!”

“ITS LIKE WE’RE ALWAYS ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH BRO”

(In summary: Scout is perfect and I love him and we are both idiots <3)

[hermitknut]

A:TLA watch, part 12

All of my posts on this are here.

Not sure how many episodes I’m gonna do today, but I need to watch something while I have my soup :)

I am less on edge since having the filler episodes – not that any of these episodes are really filler as they’re always relevant at least in character ways, but you know what I mean. Still can’t wait to see what comes next though!

The Avatar and the Firelord

Just by the title I’d say we’re back to the main plot…

Oooo backstory time!!

Did Zuko get functionally the same message??

I love how when aang dreams the version of himself is back to bald and in the yellow-and-orange, it’s a nice reminder that how he looks right now isn’t how he sees himself

Ooo secret heat writing

The question is, who sent the message? Because if it was azula, zuko’s in shit. Maybe the white lotus?

Awww they were friends originally

Oh man I’d forgotten that the other avatars didn’t find out until they were sixteen. Hell of a shock.

I love seeing the four elements in use together.

This wedding conversation is ominous

Oh boy, it’s a bit more than ominous

I’m not sure I trust him to help him with the volcano…

…oh look, I was right

“should be renamed the history most people already know” lolll zuko XD

“your mother’s grandfather was avatar roku” WHAT (does this mean aang is technically sort of zuko’s great grandfather because that’s funny)

Damn I like the speech from Iroh, it’s great. I don’t think zuko liked it much though.

“Sokka just hold hands” XD

  The Runaway

Ooo are we finally gonna get a proper end to the Toph storyline??

Oooo what an opener!! I’m assuming Toph and Katara are play-acting here, but I’m not 100% sure

Yesss three days earlier, I love this kind of set up – like at the end of B99 s1.

Katara and Toph still struggling to get on. Hm.

I’m enjoying Toph vs the find-the-lady game XD

LOL AND THE SCAMS CONTINUE. This is such a great montage.

Omg the dead-toph one XD jesus kids

Katara you’re probably right but maybe don’t analyse AT toph I don’t think she appreciates it

Yowch, that’s a heck of a fight

Sokka that’s a terrible idea XD

Ahhhh the overhearing actually goes right for once, that’s lovely

“the ultimate scam” lollll sokka and aang in the background XD

Oh no, wooden cell! IT’S A TRAAAAAAAP

OH NO IT’S LASER HEAD

“appa’s in charge” hahaha

“if nothing else you’re at least fun to argue with” bless

“a sweaty stinky genius!” yesss

Oo did they manage to damage laserhead’s forehead eye?

  The Puppetmaster

Ooo this previously on is VERY previously…

Lol ghost stories XD

Ooo katara’s one is actually pretty creepy

“hello children” I proper jumped at that lol

People have been disappearing??

Well this has all the makings of a horror story doesn’t it

The little old lady is definitely in on it, whatever it is

I’m with Sokka, even though he’s being rude lol

She’s from the southern water tribe!!!

Ooo backstory

This is a great backstory but I’m still suspicious of her, honestly

“there’s water in places you never think about” OH I’M THINKING ABOUT THEM and also I have like. A faint memory about what this might be. But I’m not 100% sure so we’ll see.

LOL sokka’s rant about the moon lady

“and like all plants and all living things, they’re filled with water” YOU MEAN PEOPLE DON’T YOU I SEE THIS I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING

“I thought people had been disappearing around here during the full moon” YOU’RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

Bloodbending YIKES

The fight sequence is really creeeeepy

I think that’s one of the most genuinely terrifying villains we’ve had, honestly

Brrrr. Yes, I actually remember reading some meta about blood-bending. I wasn’t totally sure if it was this or Korra, so I was still kind of surprised!

  Nightmares and Daydreams

Jesus we’re at the invasion already??? If we’re hitting it half way through the season I can only assume I was right in thinking it’s not going to go well :/

Aang’s hair is getting adorably fluffy

LOL look at how long and dramatic his hair is in the dream XD aang you’re so cute

“not even wearing pants” oh boy XD

Damn, very pampered zuko lol

Omg he’s got a fanbase now

Aw aang. Katara’s right, you should… probably get some actual rest.

Ooo he’s fancier in this dream!!

Math test oh dear

“stupid avatar, stupid cliff, stupid dream” lol sokka

“BECAUSE OF YOUR TINY BLADDER” AANG

Awwww I love this. Yoga. Now therapy. They’re trying so hard!

Hm zuko and the war meeting :/

Jesus that nightmare was horrible

“I’m going to stay awake straight through to the invasion” that is…not your best plan, aang.

Omgggg I got so taken in by the daydream of him and katara XD XD

Zuko was invited. Hmmm.

HE STILL HAS THE PICTURE OF THE FIRELORD MADE OF NOODLES

Sokka’s making armour for appa XD

Talking momo oh my god

APPA TALKING jesus I pulled away from the computer XD XD

God this is hilarious but also someone please knock aang safely unconscious

“but I wasn’t me” yesssss zuko. I stand by what I said at some point, which is that zuko breaking with his father is more meaningful if HE instigates it…

They made him a bedddd!!

Uh oh another nightmare

PANTSLESS FIRE LORD aang you’re adorable XD

So I’m stopping there because I can see that the next episode is a two-parter (OH GOD HERE WE GO).

For now, farewell – catch you next time, when I probably die of sheer excitement because IT’S INVASION DAY

H