#he is absolutely *not* 'carrying' him.

[scalefeathers]

Lalapril - 16 - fathom

A fathom is now standardized to six feet, but it once referred to the span of a man's arms--a measurement which, of course, is relative to the man. Equally relative is the difference between a pleasant wade through the shallows and a humiliating slog through chin-high surf. And one can hardly make a good impression on a pirate king while looking like a drowned snurble.

Fortunately for Moku, Zettai Unmei is ever ready to assist.

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(pose credit. Zettai Unmei belongs to @saesama)

[varpusvaras]

Fox gets kidnapped once. It's because he's the Commander of the Guard and he actually knows a lot about the Chancellor and the wildly different security measures on Coruscant, because at this point, he's kinda responsible for them all. All in one package.

Expect the kidnappers use some sort of tranquliaser or other drug on him, and Fox, who has not eaten for 23 hours and has not slept for at least four times as long, drops like a fucking fly that has been zapped.

Cody gets there with the rest of the 212th after a while and proceeds to beat the shit out of all the kidnappers. Fox has no idea any of this is happening. He's having the best fucking sleep he's gotten in months.

[demaparbat-hp]

Oh, Aang, you're really in it now...

This is Zu—I mean, Jian Li and Katara's second meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU. The first proper one, anyway.

Once they get through a minor difference of opinion or two (“I can carry my own basket!” “Never said you—” “I'm not weak!” “I didn't—” “Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean—” “Would you listen for once, woman?!” ) they'll become nearly inseparable.

For now Jian Li will carry Katara's basket all the way to the Kyoshi Warriors' dojo and, once there, they'll mercilessly tease Sokka when they see him in uniform.

[bunnieswithknives]

Found out while reading that Scarecrow gets canonically given a cane and it is then never mentioned again. Also wheat tail for funsies

[pidgydraws]

IMO

i make a lot of very fluffy, sentimental, art~ but i need everyone to know just how much i fucking hate these two (adoringly. with all my heart.)

[tj-crochets]

The velvet worm is finished and I figured out his name: Herman the Worm!

He’s somewhere between six and seven feet long, so he’s taller than me lol

[scliffe]

Can you imagine if Kuroshitsuji was written in linear timeline so the readers get to see how Sebastian gets progressively clingier with each chapter?

[fatedroses]

Two former military elites taking merc jobs perform absolutely hellish battle tactics together.

[self-aware-sawtrap]

saw ii (2005)//abraham & isaac before the sacrifice (jan victors, 1642)

:(

[lgbtlunaverse]

Most annoying NMJ or JC take is when someone that dislikes them is like "oh you're a fan of him? *scoff* Well obviously you've only seen cql, where he was super watered down. In the novel he's a dislikable asshole and that's the objectively superior canon I'm working from instead of your woobified fanfic." Meanwhile your main canon is novel canon and you genuinely find novel Jiang Cheng and Nie Mingjue complex sympathetic characters.

[undaughtered]

season eight of the x-files is considerably darker than any of the previous seasons and really emphasizes how inherently gothic the show is even as it flits between sci-fi, horror, and procedural...mulder has a fluidity usually associated with gothic heroines that allows him to pass between spaces and realities and that allows scully to become the more masculine/dominant in their partnership EVEN as she winds up in "damsel in distress" situations all the time. but its an intellectual dominance she has. without mulder she is forced back into the typical female role in the gothic novel and endures this very graphic version of victimization that is absent from earlier seasons and i do think its because the locus of power has shifted in the absence of mulder's femininity

[kacievvbbbb]

Remebered that before the strawhats went to Skypea Mihawk was drawn carrying Luffy’s second wanted poster and Zoro’s first on his way to Mary Geosie. And was shown to be visibly suprised when he left and they already had new posters again which makes me think that he was on his way to deliver the posters to a certain Red head after his meeting and them being such menaces fucked up his plans.

But I think if it’d be cute if Mihawk just kept bringing Luffy’s and Zoro’s bounty posters to Shanks to the point that Shanks goes out of his way to avoid them cause he knows his own personal little messenger birdie will be here soon with the news.

[backpackingspace]

Consider young odysseus and Penelope courting by going on adventures together (committing crimes)

[humanitys-strongest-bamf]

Levi with Twin Daughters Headcanons

➼ absolutely SPOILS them. like if it's a modern!au, he'll be at the store with them because you had to work and he offered to take them grocery shopping so you wouldn't have to worry about a sitter, and he figured that since it's just groceries, they wouldn't be too whiney about not getting a toy. although he says no at first because they already have a shitton of toys at home, as soon as they collectively say "daddy please", he gives in, and whatever caught their eye is coming home with him

➼ they'll learn very quickly how to tug at levi's heartstrings. if they ask you for something and you say no and won't budge, you can be fairly certain that they're going to run to levi and ask for the exactly same thing and 80% of the time, they can rope him into saying yes

➼ when you catch them giving him a tough time and give them the talk, he'll give you an exasperated look afterwards, waving off your own look of skepticism when he denies spoiling them. if you mention them being whiney just to get his attention or get him to do something, he'll immediately point out that they got that trait from you

➼ around the age of 5-10 is the worst for him. that's the age in which they are MASTER manipulators of him. they know how to tug at his heart strings, are able to pick up what things he'll say yes to when you'll say no and although he's constantly telling them to quit pestering you when you say no, he already internally knows that it's only a matter of time before they turn around and try to get him to say yes

➼ they're constantly competing for his attention. if one brings home a good grade from school and shows him, the other has to one-up them and show off her grade too. although levi makes it quite blatant that he'll love them regardless of their individual accomplishments, they look up to him quite a bit and will always want to bring something home to impress him.

[or-did-i-dont-didnt-send-it]

Fun fact: McLaren have scored 1102 points from 2021 to the first half of 2024.

Fun fact: 152 of those are Danny Ric. 264 of those are Oscar Piastri. 686 of those are Lando Norris, that’s well over half.

Fun fact: Lando had a 130 point advantage across ‘21-‘22 and has a 140 point advantage across ‘23-‘24 thus far.

Thank you and goodnight.

[canisalbus]

I do believe we all need a Vasco in our lives :)

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